Rebirth of the Anti-Bone

Li Xi stared at the man in front of him bitterly and gritted his teeth.

It's a pity, Li Xi can only stare and watch this man stuff the snacks made by his lovely sister and the tea made for him by the beautiful woman into his mouth, chewing peonies!

Li Xi was so distressed, "I said, can you eat slowly?"

"Well, dear nephew, uncle, I was imprisoned in that ancestral hall for several days, and I almost starved to death. It's just a plate of snacks and a pot of tea from you. Don't be so stingy." , dressed in a strange gray monk's robe, with Erlang's legs raised, with dim sum in one hand and a teapot in the other, he ate really boldly.

But this person's appearance is very good, so unrestrained - the eating appearance of the reincarnation of the evil ghost is not too ugly.

Li Xi took a fan to block the snack scum sprayed out from the young man's mouth in disgust, with a look of disgust.

"Eat as much as you want, I said Fifth Uncle, you should pay attention to your image anyway." Li Xi said helplessly.

"What image does a person who is about to starve to death want? Good nephew, get your uncle something to eat." The young man could speak clearly while eating, and Li Xi couldn't help but praise his skills.

"Grandfather doesn't allow uncle to come out, right? If you let others know that you are with me, maybe I will be in bad luck." Li Xi had a bitter look on his face, as if thinking of something, he couldn't help but feel a little chill down his spine.The man of the Xia family is really a man who stands up to heaven and earth, and Li Xi is almost lost his temper because of being "loved".

The young man who ate endlessly trembled when he heard the words, rolled his eyes from choking when he coughed, picked up the teapot and poured it again, and was almost killed by a few snacks.

The young man patted his chest with fear on his face, and the monk's robe with the wide open neckline on his body was further opened, and the spring was full of joy.

"Good nephew, you probably wouldn't betray your poor uncle, would you?" The young man looked at the empty plate in front of him, then at the big tooth mark in his hand, and the last half of the snack left, and smiled flatteringly. Smiling, seeing Li Xi's expression, he put the half of the dim sum back on the plate with great reluctance, and immediately showed his big white teeth.

Li Xi was in a bad mood immediately, "Uncle Fifth, since you haven't rinsed your mouth yet, can you not show your teeth?" There are a lot of snack scum stuck between the teeth, so what is really unsightly.

As soon as the young man's smile collapsed, he covered his mouth in horror, lifted the teapot with half a pot of water left, and disappeared.When people return, the young man just smiles reservedly without showing his teeth.

Li Xi's face was full of disgust, but in his heart he was about to laugh like crazy. The famous Fifth Master Xia of the Xia Mansion is really interesting.

That's right, this one is wearing a monk's robe and seems to be fleeing into Buddhism, but the six senses are not exhausted, he can't see through the world of mortals, so he can only practice with his hair. The person who is half a Buddhist is Li Xi's fifth uncle, Xia Wu Lord.

This Fifth Lord Xia can be regarded as a wonderful flower in the Xia Mansion.

The elder brothers who married wives married wives, and those who had children had children. It was this master who was unwilling to get married, and even clamored to become a monk, which pissed off Mrs. Xia and Mrs. Xia to death.

Fifth Master Xia is now in his mid-thirties, and he is still an old bachelor, so anxious that the corners of the mouths of the two old men in the Xia family have blisters, and their hearts are about to break.

It's not that he didn't see a woman for Mr. Xia, and even made a strong marriage for him, but this Mr. Xia was really unyielding, and went straight to the temple to become a monk. He was so angry that Mrs. Xia raised his family law Smash this rebel to death.

In the end, it was Mrs. Xia who stopped the old man, so that the fifth son was not beaten to death, and the marriage was naturally blown up.Of course, there is no temple in Jiangzhou that dares to give Xia Wuye those three thousand troubles. They don’t have the guts. If they really accept Xia Wuye, the temples of the real monks will have to be demolished by the Xia family. No.

Fifth Master Xia made a lot of noise, and the temple was also in a dilemma, so he had to think of a compromise, let Fifth Master Xia lead the practice, and he was considered a half-Buddhist, which made the ancestor calm down.

After so many years, Mrs. Xia has given up her mind. It is good that her son has not really become a monk. Several brothers can't persuade him.It's just that Mrs. Xia still has anger in his heart. Once these five sons return home, he must let this rebellious son kneel down in the ancestral hall. Let's see if he will be ashamed when facing his ancestors!

It's a pity, kneeling in the ancestral hall is nothing more than a fart to Mr. Xia, but the old man accidentally supervised it and found that the fifth son had fallen asleep directly in the ancestral hall. He jumped up in anger and simply broke his leg Food, people are starved to death to relieve their anger.

People are iron rice and steel, and if they don't eat a meal, they will be very hungry.

Xia Wuye wanted to cry but had no tears, his stomach was growling with hunger, but his father had warned his elder brothers not to give him food, not even his mother.The fifth master Xia was pitiful, so he had to rely on his own efforts and sneaked out of the ancestral hall to find food.

No one in the mansion dared to feed him, even if Mr. Xia put on a pitiful look, no one dared to go against the old man's order to rescue him.

Didn't Fifth Master Xia just touch Li Xi?Li Xi was about to enjoy the love of his sister and lover, but he was cut off by a crazy person.Take a closer look, isn't it the fifth uncle who only saw him once and then disappeared?It turned out that Li Xi didn't see anyone again because he was arrested and kneeled in the ancestral hall.

Fifth Master Xia managed to fill his stomach, looked at the half piece of dim sum that he put down on the plate, and finally twisted it while Li Xi was not looking there, and stuffed it into his mouth. The corner of Li Xi's mouth twitched.

"Fifth Uncle, I ate and drank, shouldn't you go back?" Li Xi waved his fan and said casually, he didn't want this Fifth Master Xia, who caused the Xia family to be so troubled, to be harmed. He is also unlucky.

"My dear nephew, do you want to drive uncle away?" Fifth Master Xia looked at Li Xi pitifully.

Li Xi's face turned dark, this guy is already an old man in his 30s, acting like a little girl really gave Li Xi goosebumps.

"That's right! I despise my uncle for causing me trouble." Li Xi was not tactful at all, "I don't want to be dragged to the school ground by my uncles to love me."

Li Xi was so straightforward, Fifth Master Xia's face turned dark.

"You nephew, you are so cruel! I'm your uncle!" Fifth Master Xia jumped.

Li Xi rolled his eyes, "I know you are my uncle, and I also know that you are an uncle who always causes trouble."

Fifth Master Xia: "..." This nephew is really sharp-tongued and sharp-tongued.

Fifth Master Xia was depressed, but Li Xi still acted like if you dare to threaten me, I will go to my grandparents to complain, which made Fifth Master Xia feel even more sad.

"My dear nephew, uncle is still hungry, let's eat some more meat." Fifth Master Xia said shyly.

The corners of Li Xi's mouth twitched even more, "Aren't you a monk? Why do you still want to eat meat? Are you not afraid of being struck by lightning?"

Xia Wuye pretended to be a jerk, and recited a Buddha's name by the way, "Amitabha, the wine and meat passed through the intestines, and the Buddha kept it in his heart. Everything in the world is just a stinky skin, no problem, no problem." Xia Wuye took it for a moment. Looking solemn, he really has the air of a Buddhist master.Of course, the dim sum scum sticking back to the corner of the mouth immediately spoiled the scenery.

Li Xi stared blankly, and was immediately dumbfounded.

After a few clicks of tut tut, Li Xi sized up the "superior man" with the monk's robes wide open, touched his chin, "Master, you are about to ascend in the daytime."

Xia Wuye lifted one eyelid, "Amitabha, the poor monk still has a wish, and he is reluctant to leave this great world..." After speaking, he looked compassionate, as if he really wanted to save the wicked people in the world of.

Li Xi felt cold for a moment, and suddenly waved his hand, a little girl brought over a plate of oily chicken drumsticks, it must have just come out of the pot not long ago, and it was still sizzling with oil.

Li Xi poked the big chicken leg with a chopstick, "Master, do you have this plate of chicken leg in your unfulfilled wish?"

"Stinky boy! Don't hurry up and dedicate it to your uncle!" Fan Er, an expert in the world, disappeared in an instant, and there was only a nondescript fake monk in monk's robes eating chicken legs left in front of Li Xi.

"Woooo! Delicious! Delicious! The poor monk has never thought that chicken legs are so delicious, it really is a bliss in the world!" Master Xia was moved to tears while eating, and Li Xi shook off the ground. goosebumps.Oh, how long have you been hungry?The last time he saw this uncle seemed to be five days ago. If he didn't eat for five days, he didn't starve to death, but was he still alive and well?

Fifth Master Xia hiccupped, held his stomach contentedly and stopped moving.

Li Xi pinched teeth, "Master, you should go back to your Paradise of Elysium now, right?"

Xia Wuye broke a branch at random, started to pick his teeth, his raised Erlang legs flicked, "No rush, no rush, the poor monk has discovered something more important than the Paradise of Paradise, and he really can't just leave."

The corner of Li Xi's mouth twitched again.

"Good nephew, show uncle what's on your neck." Xia Wuye suddenly threw away the branch, stared straight at Li Xi's neck, his eyes stopped moving, and his expression became serious. The cynicism is gone.

Li Xi was puzzled, but thought that this person was his blood relative and had no malice, so he directly took the pouch around his neck and handed it to Fifth Lord Xia.

Xia Wuye held the purse devoutly, with a kind of fanaticism occasionally showing from the corners of his eyes.

He wiped his hands carefully on the monk's robe first, and saw a black line on Li Xi's forehead, then he recited another Buddha's mantra, and tremblingly opened his purse.

Li Xi noticed that Fifth Master Xia was so excited that his blood was about to freeze.Li Xi was afraid that if he was not careful, he would excite himself to death, so what should he do?Now people are still in his yard.

A crystal clear bead rolled down into the white palm of Master Xia Wu. No matter how many times he had seen it, this thing still had an incomparable beauty in Li Xi's eyes.

Fifth Lord Xia started to tremble all over, as if he was suffering from epilepsy, which shocked Li Xi.In the end, it seemed that he had returned to his senses, and Mr. Xia hurriedly stuffed the beads over again, with a look of lingering fear.

"Uncle?" Li Xi called out in a low voice.

Fifth Master Xia was shocked, and looked at Li Xi with complicated eyes, "Okay, this thing is a good thing, you must keep it well, and don't let others know about it."

After Fifth Master Xia finished speaking, he was about to return the purse to Li Xi, and after stretching his hand halfway, he pinched something hard.Fifth Master Xia was just stunned, squinting at Li Xi with a narrow expression on his face, you kid, what good things are you hiding in there?Is it a token of love?Take it with you like this.

Guessing a lot in his heart, Fifth Master Xia simply exerted more force and poured out another strange jade pendant.This jade pendant was dull, and its appearance was really bad, it didn't look like a precious item at all.

On the contrary, Fifth Master Xia became interested and played with the jade pendant over and over again.

"My dear nephew, where did you get this junk?" Fifth Master Xia asked curiously.

"I snatched it from an annoying person." Li Xi said casually, naturally he didn't miss the flashing blue light of the jade pendant when Fifth Master Xia said "a broken thing". People who have been paying attention to it.

"Amitabha." Fifth Master Xia suddenly looked solemn again, and became compassionate, "Benefactor Li, this poor monk sees that your jade pendant is not a good thing. I'm afraid there are some weird things in it. Why don't you just put it on the poor monk?" Let the poor monk study this jade pendant for Li benefactor, don't let it spoil the important affairs of Li benefactor."

Li Xi saw that his fifth uncle was going to rob his things in such an upright manner, but he still had to make such a gesture, it was really angry and funny.

"Master, you can take it if you want." Li Xi suppressed a smile, watching his uncle gradually lose his grip, almost slapped the table and laughed wildly.But in order not to make someone angry, he'd better hold back.

Fifth Lord Xia looked at Li Xi's expression, and his neck immediately went limp, and he said pitifully, "My dear nephew, uncle really just wants to study this thing! This thing is really weird."

Li Xi nodded calmly, looking at Fifth Master Xia with a serious face and frowning, but his heart gradually became complicated.That was Su Ming's golden finger parasitic jade pendant!Ever since he was threatened by Li Xi and was forcibly unbound, 008 never showed his face again, and Li Xi didn't let him show up either.Now this is only half a fake monk, but he can actually see the weirdness in it, which shows that it is really not simple.

……

Chu Jinheng's expression was cold, but there was a faint smile on his face, which could not be seen except by those close to him.

He was really happy at this time, because this Jiangzhou actually produced a top-quality Ziluochun plant!This is a very rare tea tree, which cannot grow except on cliffs.

Chu Jinheng personally went up to the mountain to pick fresh tea, wrapped it in silk, and planned to brew it for his lover to have a good taste. If his lover likes tea, he will definitely like it.

He walked briskly, his inner strength was endless, and the wind was blowing under his feet. One step was ten feet long, and he returned to the small courtyard very quickly.

Stepping into the yard, Chu Jinheng saw a person standing on the water pavilion.

Chu Jinheng frowned slightly, just in time to see the man and turned around.

I saw that young man in gray monk robe, wearing a string of red sandalwood Buddhist beads, with a solemn face and a compassionate expression, turned to him and recited the Buddha's name again.

"Amitabha……"

The package in Chu Jinheng's hand fell to the ground...

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