Rebirth of the Anti-Bone

Because of the snow disaster in Yunzhou, the emperor almost turned his hair gray.

Now that you have been hit by a disaster, go to the disaster relief, what a simple question, a three-year-old can answer it right away.

However, this is easier said than done.why?The household department has no money!

You asked the Ministry of Finance to take out the money, and the Minister of the Ministry of Finance took off the black gauze cap on his head, and his head banged on the floor of the Golden Luan Hall.Oh, hello, the old Shangshu was crying miserably, tears streaming down his face!

"Your Majesty, the old minister is useless! The finances of the Ministry of Finance have been tight, and the old minister can't afford so much money!" The old minister first kowtowed his head and broke his blood, and immediately shouted that I am sorry for your majesty, sorry for Jiangshan Sheji, and sorry for the people of Liming. It's about hitting a pillar to show your ambition to death, just like the doctor Yushi who wants to die.

Fortunately, the closest to the old Shangshu is General Hussar, this general Hussar is a reckless man, let him fight well, but when he encounters such a brain-consuming thing, he is blinded.But even if you are blind, you still remember to dodge in front of the pillar to block the trembling old Shangshu.You can't let this old guy really have blood splashed three feet in the Golden Luan Hall, otherwise where will His Majesty's face be put?

The old Shangshu didn't hit the pillar, but bumped his head on the Hussar General's chest, and immediately became dizzy and fell to the ground.

The emperor was terrified by this old Shangshu who didn't play cards according to common sense. The older the old Shangshu, the more he wanted to rely on his old age to sell his old age!Seeing that the person was not really hurt, the emperor put his heart back into his stomach, and suddenly became a little annoyed, "Ai Qing, you are looking for life and death, where do you want me to find a loyal minister?"

Old Shangshu knew it was too late, if His Majesty was really angry, he would have no place to cry if the fake show was real.

After tidying up his appearance, Lao Shangshu began to report on the finances of the household department over the years.Yunzhou is not a small place, and such a large-scale disaster relief requires a lot of money.What's more, there is still a snowstorm, food and grass to keep out the cold, clothes, medicine and so on.The disaster relief process may also be uneven. Refugees, bandits, and even plagues may cause headaches.

In that play just now, Lao Shangshu first put himself in the position of the weak, and won a lot of sympathy.Many ministers cursed inwardly that it is true that people are old and smart, but before His Majesty said anything, he blocked His Majesty's words of blame!I don't know if they have another effect now?

The more the emperor heard it, the more ugly his face became. He knew that the finances of the household department had been tight all the time, but he didn't expect it to be so tight!

The emperor is also unlucky. His father is not a wise king, but he is not a fool.

When the emperor was a prince, his father had a lot of concubines and gave him a lot of brothers and sisters.Build an attic today, build a new palace tomorrow, and emptied out the money of the household department and the treasury of the palace in a daze!

When the emperor came to power, he had to amnesty the world, exempt from taxes and so on.The emperor is also suffering in his heart, he, the emperor, is really poor!I can't wait to dismantle and sell all the pavilions and pavilions built by the first emperor, but it's a pity that he can't afford to lose that person!

There is no money, but the rewards of the people below are indispensable. One can imagine how depressed the emperor is.

Over the years, he has managed to get a little more affluent. If he builds a dam here today, and saves a drought there tomorrow, his warehouse may not be as full as that of some minister or aristocratic family.

The emperor naturally knew this, but he didn't say it out loud.The emperor was also afraid of those aristocratic families and those veteran officials of several dynasties.Trying to get money out of their hands is like plucking the feathers from an iron rooster, not to mention how depressed the emperor is.

But at this time, Li Xi came swaggeringly.

The imperial envoy Babaili who went to inquire about the news confirmed the real situation in Yunzhou with an urgent letter. Li Xi already knew about how the Jinluan Palace would provide disaster relief and how to raise money.

So he specially chose a good time to come!

When Li Xi came, the emperor was livid with anger, because the household minister proposed to cut the military pay, and the generals headed by General Hussars immediately exploded.Why cut military pay!No one knows better than them the hardships of soldiers at the border. Over the past few years, military salaries have been reduced again and again. Many soldiers are guarding the border hungry, hungry, and not warmly dressed.If the military salary is further reduced, will people still have to live?

Well, if you don't want to reduce the military pay, then lay off the head office, right?Those soldiers who are slightly older or injured are useless and still occupy a share of the salary, so they should have been kicked out long ago!

General Hussar was furious, and he kicked away the unscrupulous stunned head, and broke his two front teeth.

"If you say such things again, I will beat you to the ground for those veterans first! Let's see if you can still stand and talk without back pain and mouth full of shit!" Hussar General's eyes were red, like an angry old man. Lion, the military generals stood behind him, looking at those civil servants who only knew how to be blind, who were full and were full of bullshit!

Most of the civil servants are frail scholars, and some of them have never even killed a chicken. They have been fucked by these real knives and wooden warehouses.

The emperor's forehead was bulging with blue veins, and his temples were throbbing with pain.

As soon as Li Xi stepped into the Golden Luan Hall, he saw the emperor's expression as if he had eaten shit.

"Uncle Huang, Wan'an." Li Xi walked slowly through the noisy crowd of officials, walked to the front and saluted.

The emperor rubbed his forehead, feeling round for the first time, the white and tender Li Xi was particularly pleasing to the eye.

"Did Ankang come here for something?" The emperor suppressed his irritability, and talked to Li Xi in a pleasant manner.

The Golden Luan Hall gradually quieted down. Everyone knew how favored Li Xi was, and no one dared to say anything when Li Xi entered and left the Golden Luan Hall at will.

The prince, who had been silent all this time, glanced at Li Xi, and an unknown light flashed in his eyes.The third prince was in a good mood, and he didn't dare to speak casually, but his archenemy, the fifth prince, was locked up, so he didn't feel particularly intrusive even looking at Li Xi.

Li Xi smiled honestly, "Uncle Huang, Ankang heard that you are worrying about things in Yunzhou recently, so I came here to help Uncle Huang solve the trouble!"

"Oh?" The emperor was surprised in his heart, but his face remained calm, "Is there any good way for Ankang?"

"Ankang is willing to donate 1 taels of silver to help the people of Yunzhou!" Li Xi said loudly, with a trace of heartache flashing across his face, as if he was terribly distressed, as if he was afraid that he would go back on his word, and put a large stack of The bank note was stuffed into the hands of the Minister of the Household Department not far away from him, and he turned his head away to look at it.

Li Xi's pained expression was so obvious that his righteous behavior seemed a little funny.

But everyone couldn't laugh.

Donate to raise money!Who here didn't think of this way?But who dares to stand up first?Co-author, you stand up and donate alone, don't the rest of you feel embarrassed not to donate?This first person is a bird in his early years, and he is hated!

Many people scolded Li Xi bloody in their hearts, sycophant, sycophant!Didn't you see the old face of the emperor, you're going to smile like an old chrysanthemum?

"Father! My son is also willing to donate 1 taels of silver." The prince immediately stood up second.He didn't dare to be the first to bring it up, but now that Li Xi was standing in front of him to resist the fire, it would be unjustifiable if he didn't stand up again.

"My son is also willing..." Several princes who had reacted immediately came out and shouted.

Then, the ministers also agreed one after another. So many people donated money, if they didn't say anything, they would be drowned in spit!

Seeing this, the emperor felt completely at ease. These old fellows can take out the money by themselves, which saves him trouble.

The emperor stroked his beard, "Ankang has made great achievements today, what reward do you want to give to Uncle Huang?" The emperor was very generous.

"Really?" Li Xi said with a look of being very cheap, "Then Ankang wants a merit tablet to record Ankang's achievements, so that the whole Chu family knows that Ankang is a generous and generous son, and let those people know that Ankang is not just a man. A dandy who just eats and waits to die!" Li Xi was filled with righteous indignation, as if he was very dissatisfied with the world's judgment that he was a dandy.

The emperor's eyes were wandering, and Li Xi yelled that he was not a dandy, but what he did and said was just like a dandy. The 1 taels of silver were just thrown out like this, and almost half of the people in the Golden Temple were offended, but they were able to gain the reputation of caring for the common people.I believe that after today, Li Shizi Gao Yi's name should be spread.

Did he really not mean it?The emperor looked at Li Xi, his eyes full of inquiry.

However, Li Xi generously let the emperor look at it casually, could it be possible that he could still see what was going on in his heart?

Seeing that the emperor didn't speak, Li Xi's chubby face even showed a bit of dissatisfaction, "Uncle Huang, you can't be so stingy! If you can spend money to build a monument of merit, Ankang would have beaten it a hundred or eighty times. You can't hit that thing casually! Uncle Huang, can't Ankang's 1 taels not even afford a stone?" Li Xi looked at the emperor like he was looking at a big liar.

The corner of the emperor's mouth twitched, what and what?Could it be that Li Xi really wanted a monument of merit?Did he think too much?

Over there, Li Xi was still dreaming, "If Ankang leaves his name on the stele of meritorious deeds, Ankang will be famous forever. The descendants of Ankang will be able to point to Ankang's name on the stele and say, 'Look, that is our ancestor. ', what a face!"

Now not only the corners of the emperor's mouth twitched, but even the corners of the ministers' mouths began to twitch.

"Okay, you have made great contributions to Ankang, and your name must be on the monument of merit. Everyone who donates this time can leave their names on the monument of merit, whether they are ordinary people, businessmen, or officials." The emperor said slowly.

Shouts of "Your Majesty is wise" suddenly resounded in the Golden Luan Hall, and even the eyes that looked at Li Xi were not so unhappy.

The emperor's face was not very good-looking again.

Unexpectedly, Li Xi dropped another big bomb, "Uncle Huang, since the household department is short of money, if those who have borrowed money from the household department have paid off their debts, wouldn't the household department have money? " Li Xi said innocently.

The ministers were like ducks being strangled, and they were speechless for a while.Only those officials from the new aristocratic families, or the children from poor families, looked bewildered and didn't understand why.

Needle drop can be heard on the Golden Luan Hall.

Li Shizi is indeed a disaster star!Which pot is not opened and which pot is lifted!

national debt!Which veteran's family has not borrowed a few?

The first emperor was extravagant, so which of his ministers is clean again?

It is said that the previous emperor played high-end games, and his ministers also did not lose to him, and some even exaggerated!

How can that little salary be enough?The people below are filial to those who came up, and they are a little reluctant to use it.then what should we do?Borrow!

The money from the household department is borrowed from this family today, and from that family tomorrow, leaving a few IOUs. Is it possible that someone dares to urge them to pay them back?

The emperor is probably the poorest and most aggrieved emperor since the founding of the Great Chu.

Most people dare not mention the national debt.

But is Li Xi an ordinary person?of course not!

He is happy when others are unhappy.

Such a great show, how could Li Xi be willing to miss it?He was also happy to add a fire.

The emperor couldn't tell whether he was happy or angry, and his eyes swept over his courtiers, "Ankang is right, the debts of the Ministry of Households should be settled." Since someone mentioned it, if he didn't take the opportunity to clean up those country moths, He is a fool.

This is the final decision, and many ministers felt as if they were mourning their wives, their hearts turned straight, and they tried desperately to think about how much silver taels their grandfather and father had borrowed from the Ministry of Households, and would they be able to pay back?

Perhaps, His Majesty just followed Li Shizi's words and said casually?Many people are lucky.