Rebirth of the Anti-Bone

In the suburbs of Beijing, Zhuangzi belongs to the fifth prince.

Li Jingyi was wearing a gray short shirt and hakama, with a dark blue square handkerchief wrapped around her head, and she was struggling to lift a small bucket of water from the well.

She used all her strength to lift the bucket out of the well, supported her waist and took a few breaths before going into the kitchen with the bucket in both hands.

"Hey, girl, haven't you eaten yet? You fetch water so slowly, don't you want to eat tonight?" Sitting on the threshold was a tall and thick woman, knocking melon seeds in her mouth, arbitrarily ordering Li Jingyi.

Li Jingyi lowered her head and ignored the woman. She knew that this woman was only talking loudly. If she really got angry and talked back to her, then she had been tricked by her and gave her the right to deal with her. reason.Although the woman didn't dare to do anything to her, she was very agile in her tricks. Li Jingyi was new here, and she didn't understand the rules here at first, so she was made things difficult by the woman.

But now, Li Jingyi has been able to ignore her very well.

Sure enough, when the woman saw that Li Jingyi didn't accept the trick, she lost interest, broke Li Jingyi's mouthful, and continued to knock her melon seeds, and the melon seeds husks were all over the floor.

Li Jingyi poured half a bucket of water into the water tank, wiped off her sweat, and finally smiled wryly at her own reflection on the water.

She thought that she had escaped from the prison of the Lijun Prince's Mansion, and from then on she would be able to let the birds fly in the sky, and the seas to leap in the sea. She was so ambitious at the beginning, just like when she first crossed into this world.

Li Jingyi had to admit that she had lost in the house fight in the Prince's Mansion of Li County, and it was an ugly loss.Originally, she would not lose, but for her boyfriend... Li Jingyi blushed a little when she thought of this.But soon, the blush disappeared, leaving only a haggard, even dull yellow face on the water.

Li Jingyi sighed, looking at her own reflection in a daze, sure enough, did she still become a farming heroine from a house fighting heroine?Now this look is really appropriate.

Touching his face, is that woman who looks like an old woman on the water really her?Li Jingyi was suddenly very confused, she thought that she could break through the world from another direction after leaving the Prince Li Palace, but the reality slapped her several times again.

She is just a girl in a boudoir, even if she wants to imitate the heroine of Chang Tianwen and make a fortune, she has no land or shop.

And the most terrifying thing is that she is alone!When Li Jingyi stood alone on the lonely street, the joy of escaping from the clutches of the mistress was no longer there, and she suddenly realized that she didn't know how to survive in this world!

After being coaxed, almost sold to a brothel, molested by a gangster, and all her money was directly robbed, Li Jingyi almost collapsed!Why, why couldn't she find a loyal dog?The promised heroine travels across the past and picks up the injured prince, prince, is she still a high-ranking official?It is said that the heroine will definitely meet a conscientious businessman through time travel, and then earn her first pot of gold and a partner?

Li Jingyi wanted to recommend herself, but was almost beaten out as a liar.Only now did she realize how blessed it is to have a cousin who trusts her and is willing to support her.

But it's gone now.

At the beginning, Li Jingyi thought that she was a woman in the new era in the future, who wanted to be self-reliant and self-reliant, and didn't even bother to depend on anyone.She even used to look down on her useless cousin who only relied on the shade of the elders, thinking that he was a second-generation official, second-generation rich, and gnawing on the old.Now, Li Jingyi really feels how lucky she is to have the shade of her elders.

In the end, Li Jingyi could only abandon her self-esteem of a woman in the new era, and planned to seek refuge with her boyfriend.

Who knew that when she went to the Fifth Prince's Mansion, she was directly blocked outside the gate, and she was not even allowed to enter.The old butler of the Fifth Prince's Mansion looked as if he wanted to eat her. In the end, she failed to meet her boyfriend, so she was secretly sent to this village.

It was only then that Li Jingyi found out that "Miss Yi" from Li Jun Wang's Mansion had already married into Qian's Mansion as his successor, and now there was no such person as "Miss Yi", only "Madam Qian".

Li Jingyi trembled all over, she knew that her way out was gone.Didn't she ever think that if she couldn't make it through, she would go back to Li County Prince's Mansion, but now that Miss Yi is married, where is her place?If she still dares to show up, then her cheap father and mistress will be the first to spare her.

Li Jingyi lived in the villa like this, she was not used to it at first, even if she was just a concubine in the Prince's Mansion of Li County, she was still being made things difficult by the mistress, she still had food and drink, and she was served by a maidservant.But in this Zhuangzi, she had to do everything by herself, and was bullied by the "old man" in this Zhuangzi.

It's not that Li Jingyi didn't make a fuss, but it was useless at all, and she was just rejected even more.

Now her only hope is to expect Chu Jinyu to think of her quickly, her girlfriend who is still suffering.Li Jingyi had already spent the last bit of money she had hidden on her body, and asked Zhuangtou to write to the Fifth Prince's Mansion, she had no money left.

After a tiring day, Li Jingyi finally rubbed her sore arm and planned to go back to her room to rest.

Said it was her room, but it was just a Datong shop where she lived with several country girls.

Li Jingyi stepped in, and found that her roommates who always liked to sneer at her were gathering together to discuss something excitedly, and they didn't notice her return.

"Today is the wedding day of the fifth prince of our boss's family and Princess Mingzhu. Zhuangtou is so lucky that he has the opportunity to go to his family for a banquet!"

"Ah, if His Highness can take a fancy to me, even if you let me be a rough servant girl, it's fine to stay in the Prince's Mansion."

"Bah, can His Highness take a liking to you? Me, as long as the son of the chief steward can take a liking to me, that's enough."

"Don't dream, let's think about how much happy money Zhuangtou will bring to everyone when he comes back! When the big boss gets married, we servants must have a lot of happy money."

"That's right, after receiving the wedding money, I can buy new silk flowers. The one on my head is very old."

"You are so beautiful! Hmph, I see, that Miss Jiao in our room should stop daydreaming. Let me tell you, that Miss Jiao asked Yinzi to ask Zhuangtou to bring a letter to His Highness. What is her identity, and what is the identity of His Highness? I saw the head of the village smiling and accepting the money, and turned around and tore up the letter. Ouch, I am dying of laughter."

"I don't know how Miss Jiao won Zhuangtou's favor, and she is willing to protect her!"

"Could it be that Zhuangtou has taken a fancy to her? Although Miss Jiao is a bit uglier than me, she is still quite pretty."

"Don't be ashamed!"

Several women laughed together.

Li Jingyi retreated slowly, her face ashen.

In fact, she also understood in her heart that that person was obviously a noble prince, but she was just a concubine, how could she get into the eyes of the prince?So what if she is a time-traveling girl?Before that, Lang Lang promised that, thinking about it now, it was like a dream.

The heroine of Gengtianwen can also be a queen!Li Jingyi was dizzy, and when she touched her face, her palms were water-stained.

Embarrassed, really embarrassing, Li Jingyi thought, if she hadn't been dazzled by that handsome face at the beginning, if she hadn't been dazzled by love at the beginning, if...

Embarrassed!At this time, Chu Jinyu can also be described!

"Your Highness Fifth, congratulations on the return of Dayan's number one beauty." Countless people congratulated Chu Jinyu with smiles all over their faces.

Chu Jinyu was dressed in a bright red groom's suit, with a jade crown and hair tied up. He was extremely handsome. He was riding on a tall horse with a mighty welcoming team behind him.

Countless spectators almost blocked the street, so they could only send city defense troops to maintain order.

But just now, Chu Jinyu had no choice but to bow his hands to those who congratulated him with a gentle smile, and suddenly a large "hidden weapon" fell from the sky, drenching all the welcoming people, including Chu Jinyu, all over their heads and faces!

Especially Chu Jinyu, he is the object of special care.

There was no sound on the street for a moment, and the people who were watching the bustle but congratulating them turned into sculptures in an instant, including the city defense troops who cleared the way.

With a stiff face, Chu Jinyu slowly reached out and wiped a piece of warm, foul-smelling paste from his forehead.

"Birds, good, a lot of birds!" Someone finally came back to his senses and yelled like killing a pig.

"His Highness Fifth is getting married, and even the birds have come to send blessings!" Someone also pointed at the sky blankly, with fanaticism on his face.

"Quack quack quack!" With a triumphant roar, a colorful miscellaneous bird led a group of bird brothers to dive again, with a tail that was not yet complete. .

"God! Have these birds eaten their stomachs? Why are there so many bird droppings!" Someone covered his head, screaming and trying to dodge, but he was still hot.

"Oh my god, is this a gift from a hundred birds?"

"Help, this bird shit stinks!"

All of a sudden, there was a commotion on the street, and the spectators dispersed in a rush, pushing each other, desperately trying to avoid these "blessings" that fell from the sky.

Chu Jinyu's face was ashen, watching the large groups of birds gathered like dark clouds in the sky, and his temples twitched.

"Your Highness! Our guard of honor is about to be swept away!" The attendant reported tremblingly, covering his head with his sleeve, and a big man almost cried.It's not a matter of the guard of honor being washed away, it's that their entire team will be submerged in bird feces, how can they pick up the bride when it's so filthy?Hey, where are there so many birds?This, this is too bad to go out!

Chu Jinyu was trembling with anger, the miscellaneous bird on top of his head was still flaunting its power and pointing its butt at him, seeing another hidden weapon falling from the sky, Chu Jinyu waved his sleeve robe, and the powerful internal force immediately shook the bird droppings It flew, and just hit the peddler who was yelling and dodging, causing the peddler to jump and scold his mother.

"Shoot them all down to the hall!" Chu Jinyu roared angrily, and almost got hit in the mouth by the second lump of bird feces.

There was a rush of soldiers and horses, and the flock of birds that felt the danger had already raised their buttocks and flew far away without even a single bird feather being shot down.

"Your Highness the Fifth Highness must have offended God and received retribution, right? Or how could it be on this day of great joy..." Seeing the majestic guard of honor retreat back in embarrassment, someone slowly walked out of the house. He got out, looked at the messy footprints and thick bird droppings on the ground, and said dumbfounded.

"Your Highness Fifth, this is too unlucky." Someone sympathized.

"I think His Highness Fifth Highness is doing a lot of unrighteousness..." Someone gloated.

"Princess, princess! It's not good, it's not good!" The terrified maid scrambled into Mingzhu's boudoir.

Mingzhu was smearing thick rouge on her face, when she heard this, her hands shook, and she immediately smeared it a little crookedly.

"Come on, slap your mouth!" Mingzhu raised her brows upside down, before the poor maidservant had time to speak, she was slapped across the face.

"Let's talk." Mingzhu put on the golden crown, and looked at the maid with unkind eyes.

The maid covered her red and swollen face and knelt on the ground, "Princess, the groom's guard of honor was forced back by a group of birds."

"What?" Mingzhu was taken aback, unable to react.

"Princess, the guard of honor for the new son-in-law's welcome was halfway by a group of birds... out of respect and forced him to retreat." The maid lowered her head, her eyes flashed with hatred and gloating.

"What!" Mingzhu screamed directly, and the golden crown on her head almost fell to the ground.

Chu Jinyu and his party returned in embarrassment, and they didn't even pick up the bride.

All the people waiting to watch the ceremony in the Fifth Prince's Mansion had weird faces after hearing the servant's whisper, and they had to try their best to hold back their smiles. Didn't they see that the emperor on the throne was already being fed pills?

When Chu Jinyu and his party quickly took a bath and changed their attire, when they rushed to pick up the bride, they almost missed the auspicious time.

Mingzhu almost vomited from being bumped by the fast-moving sedan chair, but a disgusting stench went straight into her nostrils.This sedan chair was specially prepared by the Ministry of Internal Affairs for Chu Jinyu in accordance with the etiquette system. How could there be time to prepare a second sedan chair?God knows if the "hidden weapon" on the sedan chair has been wiped clean?

When Mingzhu was about to be hugged by Chu Jinyu at the Fifth Prince's Mansion, suddenly the back of her feet itched, and a huge cockroach actually crawled on the snow-white brocade socks.

Mingzhu screamed frantically, and kicked Chu Jinyu, who had stretched out her arms and bent down to hug someone, by surprise...

The smiling emperor clutched his chest and almost carried it away.

The corners of the audience's mouths twitched, their expressions twisted.

Chu Jinyu almost wanted to stab Mingzhu to death.

When the troubled couple finally finished worshiping and was about to be sent to the bridal chamber, the dowry girl who was holding a pair of wild geese behind Mingzhu suddenly screamed, causing the pair of wild geese to break free from the rope and pounce on Mingzhu. Jumped up "step on dance".

Mingzhu was so frightened by the sudden attack of the living creature that she directly pulled Chu Jinyu's belt and dropped a piece of dog gnawing shit, and even the hipa on her head flew away, revealing a ghostly painted red, red, white and white, full of bumps. Face……

Seeing the face of his daughter-in-law, the emperor finally couldn't breathe, rolled his eyes gloriously and passed away.

"His Majesty!"

"Your Highness!"

"Princess!"

The Xitang was in chaos, and Li Xi, who was sitting the farthest, finally stood up slowly, took the hand of the beauty in black beside her, and swaggered out.

Hmph, marrying a wife and going to the imperial examination, his great gift is probably enough for Chu Jinyu to recall for a lifetime.

No one noticed Li Xi's departure, except for the strange-eyed servant beside the prince, who looked at the backs of the two thoughtfully.