When an actor meets a male god

knock knock --

It was 42:[-] p.m. when Yan Changan knocked on the door of Lu Ran's house.

As the temperature dropped at night, Yan Changan changed into a high-quality black mid-length woolen coat and dark brown matte British leather shoes. The coat was unbuttoned, revealing a pair of incomparably long legs, and his hair was casual. Scratched, broad shoulders, thin waistline.

The man's eyes were deep, and there was a faint smile on the corner of his mouth. His complexion was extremely fair, and he stood there with one hand in his pocket. young pastor.

If it weren't for the fact that he was still carrying a suitcase in his hand, I'm afraid he could go directly to Fashion Week with his appearance.

When Lu Ran heard the knock on the door, he nestled in front of the computer and played Plants vs. Zombies.

After all, today is a rare day after his movie is finished without an announcement. The most comfortable and happiest activity for Lu Ran now is to manipulate the zombies on the computer to jump over the bushes of plants, and then eat the master's brain to win a big victory.

Ahhhhhh-

Seeing several blood-red gameovers suddenly appearing on the computer, Lu Ran curled his lips, um, I won, manipulating the zombie to eat the master's brain, eh, great.

There was a patient knock on the door, knocking again and again.

Lu Ran frowned, scratched his hair, and closed the computer screen. It was so late, and Ding Dang usually wouldn't come to disturb him when he was resting. Who was that?

That's right, Lu Ran's carefree personality is hard for him to take anything into consideration. At this moment, he has completely forgotten that he promised Yan Chang'an at noon to let him move here, and he will do it for him for five years. Breakfast, lunch and dinner.

Therefore, the person who did not expect to come was Yan Changan's Lu Ran, who was wearing a white old man's vest that had been washed out so that no pattern could be seen, a pair of gray cotton shorts, and a pair of flip flops. , Regardless of the face, it is completely dressed like a single dick living alone.

"..." The door was opened, and Lu Ran saw that the whole person standing at the door looked as handsome as Yan Changan who was blessed by the Holy Light, like Yan Chang'an who was going to Paris to participate in Fashion Week. On top of the suitcase next to the man.

Yan Chang'an raised his eyebrows slightly, and his eyes shifted to Lu Ran's attire.I didn't realize that Lu Ran was extremely thin when I usually dressed neatly to participate in various activities and announcements.

The vest looked loose, and Yan Changan was condescending. Looking at it from his angle, he could even see a few faint rows of ribs.The neck is slender and the lines are graceful. Wearing such a slovenly suit, there is an indescribable, lazy feeling as comfortable as a cat.

Yan Chang'an's eyes became deeper and deeper, staring closely at Lu Ran with a little meaning.

Following the man's line of sight, Lu Ran also lowered his head to look at his own attire... Then he raised his head to see Yan Changan's attire, which could directly be photographed on the cover of a magazine.

He raised his hand and coughed twice, "Then what... come in."

I don't understand why a man insists on dressing up so eye-catchingly at night...Lu Ran, who was silently complaining in his heart, naturally didn't notice at this moment, Yan Changan, who was walking behind him, stared at him. Looking at his exposed skin, dark brown eyes flickered with turbulent and dark emotions.

The air conditioner was turned on in the room, and Yan Changan's body seemed a little stuffy. The man casually took off his coat and hung it on the hanger at the door, revealing the black shirt he was wearing underneath.

Lu Ran was wondering whether he should go into the room to change clothes, or just don't care about these messy things like this, rubbed his head, and Lu Ran groaned.

What's the change? It's good if two old men are together, if they are not smaller than the big bird, it's not a big deal to wear a vest and big pants!

After having thought it through happily, Lu Ran smiled, feeling at ease.

Yan Changan raised his eyebrows, as if remembering something, turned around and walked to the door, took out something from his coat pocket, and handed it to Lu Ran.

"It's the first day of cohabitation... a gift for you."

Hearing the word "gift", Lu Ran's eyes lit up suddenly. Like Yan Chang'an, someone whose grandfather can spend [-] million to buy a broken vase on any birthday, he said he would give himself a gift... Lu Ran He has already imagined a series of scenes of gold, silver and jewels being thrown at him.

Ah, please let the storm come more violently!

--belch!

When his eyes touched the things in Yan Chang'an's hands, Lu Ran's throat seemed to be choked, he swallowed with difficulty, and gave Yan Chang'an a hard look.

The man raised his eyebrows, shifted his gaze to the big red apple on the palm of his hand, smiled slightly, and looked at Lu Ran with a sincere and serious face, "Don't you like it? I thought you liked eating apples very much. "

Lu Ran, who had already seen the essence of this man, curled his lips, "Damn it, didn't the employer see that you were making fun of me?"He snatched the apple from Yan Changan's hand, raised his hand and put it in his mouth.

crunch--

Before Yan Chang'an could stop Lu Ran's movement, he saw that Lu Ran had stuffed it into his mouth and took a bite.

"..." What the hell is this!I opened my mouth to take a mouthful of the waxy smell, but I couldn't spit it out, and I was afraid of being poisoned to death after swallowing it.

"Nihei Woji sha? Is this a shackle-like sha?"

Lu Ran silently shed a handful of bitter tears for himself, looked at the fake apple that was obviously made of wax, which he gnawed a gap in his hand, glared fiercely and stood in front of him with a gloating smile. Yan Chang'an.

It took twelve minutes of strength to smash it directly at Yan Chang'an's face.

Fuck, you can forget about buying apples.

Why don't you tell me this is just a candle in the shape of an apple!

blah blah blah-

After spitting out a mouthful of wax in his mouth, drinking a few sips of water, and rinsing his mouth countless times, Lu Ran finally felt that his condition was a little better.

Accurately catching the apple thrown by Lu Ran, shrugged his shoulders, and spread his hands to show his innocence.The sincere little eyes stared at Lu Ran closely, but the narrow smile overflowing from the corner of his mouth betrayed him.

"Before I could tell you this is fake, you stuffed it in your mouth."

Well, Yan Changan wanted to say, blame me?

Turning around with difficulty, not wanting to say another word to Yan Chang'an, Lu Ran trembled all over.

When I think about the next five years, I will live with this dead scum, the future is so dark!

Yan Chang'an looked at the apple-shaped candlestick in his hand that Lu Ran had gnawed a gap on, and his teeth marks on it, shook his head, and smiled more and more ripplingly.

When Lu Ran came out of the bathroom after brushing his teeth, Yan Changan was already sitting upright, with a pair of gold-rimmed glasses on his nose, and instantly transformed into a social elite-style animal in clothes, ahem, no, an intellectual.

Seeing Lu Ran come out, Yan Changan smiled slightly, opened the contract in front of him, spread it on the coffee table, and pushed it towards Lu Ran.

"what is this?"

While raising his hand to wipe the toothpaste foam from the corner of his mouth, he took the document handed over by Yan Changan, and lowered his head to flip through it casually.

"A five-year cohabitation agreement?"

Lu Ran frowned, and raised his head to look at Yan Chang'an in some confusion. The man smiled at the corner of his mouth, and his eyes remained unchanged, motioning him to continue watching.

Party A: Yan Changan Party B: Lu Ran

Based on the principle of equality, mutual benefit and complementary advantages, Party A and Party B decided to form a long-term cohabitation and cooperation agreement.

One, rights and obligations.

1. Party A is the creditor, and Party B is the debtor. Party B owes Party A [-] million. The repayment method is that Party B provides Party A with free accommodation for five years, breakfast, lunch and dinner, and needs to adjust the daily menu according to the preferences of Party A's creditors. .If Party A needs supper or dessert during Party B's free time, Party B should also try its best to satisfy it.

2. Within five years, unless Party A voluntarily terminates the contract, or Party B pays off a one-time debt of [-] million yuan, otherwise within five years, this contract will be limited for a long time and will not be subject to any external interference.

3. Due to the particularity of the work of Party A and Party B, in order to avoid unnecessary troubles, both parties must strictly keep the cohabitation matters confidential for the other party outside, so as to avoid disputes.

4. If Party B has close friends of the opposite sex during the five-year period, he must abide by the cohabitation agreement with Party A, and is not allowed to bring the opposite-sex friends back to the residence without authorization. If he violates this, one year will be added to the five-year period. analogy.

5. If the five-year period expires and Party B has fulfilled the above commitments, all the [-] million owed will be written off.

6. Regarding the precautions for cohabitation, Party B can also make appropriate demands on Party A, but since Party B is the debtor, the five-year agreement is to pay off the debts. In summary, Party B’s request needs to be discussed with Party A, and Party A After nodding and agreeing, it will take effect.

Lu Ran curled his lips, pointed to Article 4 and gave Yan Changan a dissatisfied look, "This is my house, right? My name is written on the real estate certificate, dear, why can't I bring a girlfriend with me?" return?"

Yan Chang'an raised his eyebrows slightly, leaned back on the sofa, adjusted a relatively comfortable posture before opening his mouth slowly.

"Because I have a cleanliness freak, I don't like strangers appearing in my life."

Well... I will bear it!

Just about to go on to the next one, Lu Ran raised his head again and looked at Yan Changan, "Then why is this one only aimed at me and not you?"

Spreading his hands, Yan Changan said calmly, "You know, because I like men, how could I bring friends of the opposite sex back?"

"..." Lu Ran tapped on the contract with a pen, "No, we have to add a clause. If Party A has friends of the same sex, and those who have an affair, they are also prohibited from taking them home."

Something meaningful flashed in his eyes, Yan Changan looked at Lu Ran, and asked curiously, "Why are you doing this?"

Raising his eyebrows, Lu Ran had a look of reason, "What if I see you doing something you love in my house, what if I have needle eyes?"

Shaking his head, feeling a little helpless, Yan Chang'an curled his lips, "Add this, even though I like men, it doesn't mean I'm a man who will fall in love with anyone."

"..." It meant that he sat face-to-face with Yan Changan to discuss this kind of issue. Lu Ran said that a man like him who claimed to be able to circle the earth three times still felt a little ashamed.

"Okay, let's move on to the next question."

"Why do I still need to discuss with you when I raise a question, and it will only take effect after you nod your head?" Fuck, this is already a society with a sound legal system in the 21st century, dear, don't be so devoid of human rights, okay? Yan Changan's expression remained unchanged, and he spoke lightly He explained, "Although I live in your house, I am a creditor. These five years are the exchange for you to repay the debt, so... how much right do you think you have to demand and restrain me?"

"..." Looking at Yan Chang'an who was sitting across from him with a firm negotiating attitude that could not be rejected, Lu Ran silently stopped talking, feeling that what you said made sense, but I was speechless.

Forget it, a fly with small legs is still meat, at least it still retains a little bit of the right to be a landlord for myself.

Lu Ran coughed, "Well, then I have a few chapters and three chapters of the treaty, and I will discuss it with you now. If you think it is feasible, then add it."

Yan Changan crossed his hands on his lap, nodded, and motioned for Lu Ran to continue.

"The first and the most important one!" Lu Ran glared at Yan Chang'an with a serious and vigilant expression, "First of all, I declare that I am a straight man who can't be straighter!"

Raising his eyebrows, a meaningful smile flashed in his eyes, Yan Changan nodded solemnly, "Continue talking."

"So, hum, let me tell you, it's okay to live with you and provide you with three meals a day, but! You fag, you must not have any other thoughts about me, otherwise..." Lu Ran Touching his chin with a gloomy face, he didn't finish speaking.

Yan Changan raised his eyebrows, "What else?"

"Otherwise I'll cut your dick!"

Lu Ran gestured for scissors, and made a sound of cutting things with a click, and smiled, looking at Yan Chang'an with a posture of killing chickens and monkeys.

……

Yan Changan's expression remained unchanged, as if he was not threatened by Lu Ran at all, he slowly raised the corners of his mouth, moved his eyes down, and landed between his legs, with a narrow look, a gleam flashed in his eyes, looking at Xiang Luran.

"Are you sure... mine is a small dick?"

"...Bah, bah, bah!" What a shameless stinker!Lu Ran's face turned red in an instant. Damn it, as a healthy young man with very positive outlooks, he simply can't have the same knowledge as this kind of wretched, dirty, shameless gay guy!

"I have no objection to this one," Yan Changan raised his eyebrows, and smiled meaningfully, "I'm a person... I prefer to be happy with each other."

Curling his lips, while taking notes, Lu Ran complained in his heart, are they still in love?That would be the best, anyway, I will never fall in love with a dead gay guy in my life!

"Next one, um..." Lu Ran rubbed his chin, glanced back and forth between Yan Changan and himself, coughed, and looked at him in the room still dressed like a dog, as if he was going to participate in the next second Virtue like a banquet.

Take a look at yourself again, the vest, the big pants, the flip-flops, no matter how you look at it, it looks so ugly.

Touching his chin, a sly smile flashed in Lu Ran's eyes, he cleared his throat, and pointed at Yan Chang'an's haute couture shirt solemnly, "Well, my family has a rule."

"What rules?"

"Look at you, how can you still dress so formally at home? You don't have any home atmosphere, so...you must dress casually and casually at home, um...yes, that's it!"

Yan Changan's eyes fell on Lu Ran's casual old man's vest, and he nodded, "Is it dressed like you?"

"..." Swallowed with difficulty, pretending to casually pick up the pillow on the sofa to block Yan Changan's sight, Lu Ran decided in his heart that he must not wear this vest again tomorrow, well, there is a new one in the closet Yes, I will wear that tomorrow.

"Didn't it mean that you dress like me, casually, casually, you know? You have to have a relaxed and comfortable atmosphere at home. Could it be that you were like this in your own home before, with your shirts and leather shoes neat and tidy all day long?"

Yan Changan raised his eyebrows and nodded, "Except for bathing and sleeping and wearing pajamas, this is indeed the case at other times. Is there any problem?"

"..." Lu Ran sighed, he really is a child who has no family love, but that's it, there is more room for improvement, he laughed a few times, and glanced at Yan Chang'an with some malicious intentions After a few laps, his mind automatically imagined him wearing the same vest and big pants as himself.

Tsk tsk tsk, in case of lack of money in the future, if there is an out-of-print photo like Yan Changan, what movie will he act in, he can be the CEO, marry Bai Fumei and reach the pinnacle of life in minutes, okay?

He nodded, indicating that he understood. Since he is at 'home', it doesn't seem to matter if he clicks casually?

"This one is fine, move on to the next one."

"Do you have any special hobbies or physical habits?" Lu Ran rubbed his chin and thought for a long time, then raised his head to look at Yan Changan and asked.

"Physical habits" Yan Changan raised his eyebrows, his eyes flashed a little narrowly, "Does morning wood count?"

"..." The male god is not only an annoying gay guy, but also a fucking hooligan!

Take a deep breath and keep comforting yourself to be calm, calm, calm.

"Basically, if I don't announce in the morning that I don't need to film, breakfast is generally maintained between 08:30 or [-] o'clock. If you wake up too late or too early, there is nothing to eat."

"Also, if I can't come back in time for dinner or lunch because of work, I will also call you. Is this okay?"

Yan Chang'an was silent for a moment, and finally nodded, expressing that he had no opinion. After all, jobs like theirs are often irregular. If you want to force Lu Ran to cook him three meals a day, then obviously It is also impossible.

Seeing Yan Changan nodded, Lu Ran chuckled. It seems that this guy is very talkative most of the time.

"Also, during our co-living period, Yan Chang'an is not allowed to make any kind of personal attack on Lu Ran!"

Mentioning this, Lu Ran felt very resentful, so he seized the opportunity to bring it up solemnly.

Yan Changan looked puzzled, "Did I attack you personally?"

"Difficult! Dao! No! Yes! Well!" Throwing a middle finger at Yan Changan fiercely, Lu Ran was indignant, "Calling me stupid every day, isn't it a personal attack?"

Raising his eyebrows and shaking his head, Yan Chang'an rejected Lu Ran's three chapters of the contract this time, "Aren't you allowed to tell the truth?"

It's not easy to talk at all!I take back the compliment just now!

Yan Changan smiled slightly, his voice was clear and pleasant, and he seemed to be in a good mood.

"Do you have anything else to say? If not, that's all for now, we can sign the contract."

Lu Ran thought hard for a long time and found that he couldn't think of anything specific for the time being. He shook his head and picked up the pen to sign. At the last second of signing his name, Lu Ran's hand stopped suddenly.

The man chuckled, with a sly gleam in his eyes, he picked up a brush and added a sentence after the last clause of the contract.

To be continued——

Looking at these four words, Lu Ran raised his eyebrows, and after blowing on the wet handwriting, he solemnly signed his name on the last column signed by Party B.

After writing it, he handed it to Yan Chang'an. The man looked at the word Lu Ran neatly written on it, and the smile on his face deepened. The corners of his lips curled up meaningfully, and he looked straight into Lu Ran's eyes.

"So... we have officially started living together?"

Nodding his head, Lu Ran was just about to say yes, bah bah bah, what the hell, he is obviously forced to be your old mother to pay off the debt, what to say about cohabitation, those who don’t know think that labor and management are a straight man with three views and integrity I'm having sex with you.

But... Lu Ran touched the back of his head with some doubts. Why does he always have a sense of self-promotion? The back is chilly. Could it be that the temperature of the air conditioner has been lowered?

Yan Changan looked at Lu Ran's unpredictable expression and said nothing. He handed back the signed contract in duplicate to Lu Ran, and kept the other copy by himself. go.

"this is my room?"

Lu Ran nodded, "Yes, that room was originally prepared for my future husky, since it hasn't come yet, you can live in it first."

Husky?

Yan Chang'an, who had a rare broken expression, turned his head to look at Lu Ran, his eyes were deep and suddenly became a little dangerous.

Being watched by Yan Changan, Lu Ran instinctively felt the danger swallowed, coughed a few times, "What are you looking at, I haven't got a dog yet..."

Finally, he still didn't speak, Yan Changan raised his eyebrows, turned and entered the room.Lu Ran finally breathed a sigh of relief.

Did Yan Changan belong to the underworld? He frightened people to death by not talking all day long. He patted his chest, and Lu Ran groaned and muttered alone, "Don't be cowardly, Lu Ran, you must not be cowardly!"

As a straight man, you must establish a brave, witty, masculine image for that dead gay guy, maybe in the future you can pull Yan Changan back from being gay.

Well, there is a long way to go!

Here, Yan Chang'an casually looked at Lu Ran's room "to be reserved for huskies", and while putting the suitcase in the corner, he said to himself, "So Lu Ran likes loyal dogs?"

Tsk tut sighed a few times, a meaningful light flashed in the man's eyes, as if he was thinking about the feasibility of a loyal dog.

Yan Changan went into the room to pack his things, so naturally Lu Ran couldn't be idle either.

With a washed grape in his mouth, he sat in front of the computer desk and began to manipulate the zombies to eat plants.

Accompanied by the creaking sound, Lu Ran's mood became more and more joyful. The man stretched his waist, hey, it would be great if there were no announcements every day, just like today's leisure.

Turning around to get the trash can to spit out the grape seeds in his mouth, when he turned his head, he saw Yan Changan push open the door and come out of the room.

Lu Ran's eyes widened suddenly.

He couldn't react immediately and swallowed the grape seeds in his mouth, pointing at Yan Chang'an and trembling all over.

"You...you...you are paralyzed! Why don't you wear clothes!"