Xianjun always watches me eat

Chapter 1 The Genius in the Egg

Lu Chen opened his eyes and found that he was in a chicken coop, but the chickens here were exceptionally different, with tail feathers more beautiful than peacocks, a proud posture with their necks raised, and a huge figure.

If it wasn't for their crowing, Lu Chen would never have recognized it as a chicken.

Lu Chen, who struggled to get out of the chicken coop, walked around the high wall and found that he was in a garden of strange beasts, filled with all kinds of strange beasts that had appeared in mythology but never before.

When a young man in ancient costume flew over Lu Chending with his sword, Lu Chen was sure that he had traveled to the world of comprehension that every reader dreamed of.

From this point of view, the spirit beast in Dayuanzi is very likely to be one of his cute pets and golden fingers....

Look, how hot they look at their eyes, making no secret of their admiration for their masters.

That being the case, he was not polite.

Lu Chen decided to bite a small hole on his finger, squeeze out the blood and let the spirit beasts bleed to recognize their master.

However, his hand!

Where is the hand?

Lu Chen, who wanted to reach out his hand, found sadly that the body he traveled through had no arms at all, and was a disabled person.

Lu Chen, who was familiar with all kinds of good-for-nothing, quickly recovered from the blow of having no hands.We must know that the more useless the protagonist is, the more he is ridiculed, which means that the author's cheating will be bigger, and the face-slapping will be more enjoyable after a counterattack in the future.

Once the cultivation is real, it is not a matter of minutes to regrow the arms, and the broken arms are just a trivial matter.

Full of confidence, Lu Chen decided to bite his tongue instead.

Bite down, what!He didn't even have any teeth.

Even though Lu Chen has read countless true time travel articles about the useless counterattack, he has never seen any book whose protagonist is so useless.

This is too miserable, worse than being cut into a stick!At least the stick has teeth, doesn't it?

Just when Lu Chen was comforting himself that golden fingers are inversely proportional to the level of useless firewood, and that golden thighs descended from the sky, he was suddenly grabbed by a strong force, lifted his body off the ground, met a pair of dark eyes... and Looking at his huge cock mouth that popped open.

Lu Chen in the chicken paws has no power to resist. He thinks in fear that when the protagonist is in a desperate situation, according to the law of the novel, unless he erupts to a higher level, there must be a great summoning technique to summon an expert to rescue him.

Here, only spiritual pets have no masters. Could it be that the route is the savior of spiritual pets, and finally reached a master-servant contract, so there is no need for him to bite himself to bleed. Lu Chen's heart jumped out of his throat in fright and returned to his chest, looking forward Follow the cute pet to go up for him forever.

A large group of cute pets are so angry that they get a little excited just thinking about it.

But the rooster suddenly said: "Eggy, don't run around."

What, balls!Could it be that he transmigrated into an egg?

A basin of cold water was poured on the excited Lu Chen's head, cooling down from the head to the bottom of his heart.

The rooster continued to make up his knife and said: "Be careful that you will be eaten by the hungry spirit beast together with the shell."

It turned out that the scorching eyes of those spirit beasts were not admiration for their master at all, but naked appetite for him.

The next moment, Lu Chen, who was hit hard, was thrown into the flock by the big rooster.

Lu Chen, who was surrounded by eggs, felt infinitely miserable, thinking that before he crossed over, he was a young man who had just received the admission letter from 211 University, but he turned into a chicken egg when he woke up.

From the top of the food chain to the bottom where humans, beasts and beasts can be slaughtered.

Is there a more difficult time travel than this?

Fortunately, Lu Chen is an optimistic person by nature. After being depressed for a week, he finally found an excuse to comfort himself.

Some spirit beasts who have already opened their spiritual wisdom told him that this is the largest spirit beast garden in Xianlin City, and the spirit beasts in the garden are exclusively sold to the disciples of famous schools as riding pets to practice together.

Thinking about it this way, although he has not crossed over to become an adult, he still has to be ridden and driven by others, but it is not bad to be able to cultivate an adult in the end. Anyway, spirit beasts can also cultivate, and if he has the opportunity to live forever, his life is still full of hope .

In the entire Spirit Beast Garden, there are not many spiritual beasts with spiritual wisdom. For example, there are only three spiritual beasts among their five-element crystal chickens. Of course, there is also Lu Chen himself, who is very talented.He is just an egg and has opened up his spiritual intelligence. He can express his thoughts through emotional transmission and communicate with the spiritual consciousness of spirit beasts.

A genius like him is very likely to be sent to the tower ahead for auction, has a powerful master, and finally with the help of good skills and resources, he can cultivate into a human body.

Immediately, Brother Chicken came to attack him, "560 Ba, don't be delusional, birds like us who can't fly fast or high, don't have any natural attack and defense talents, are born with delicious and tender meat and have a lot of spiritual power. It is sold to famous families for cooking, and the chicken soup we boiled can harmonize the five elements, make up for what is lacking, nourish life and vitality, and can also dredge mixed spiritual power, it is the favorite of cultivators."

That's right, 560 is the serial number after time travel. He repeatedly emphasized that his name is Lu Chen, and the three chickens who have enlightened their intelligence all looked at him with incredible eyes. How can a chicken not have the self-consciousness of a chicken.

He is not a chicken, how could he be a chicken, let alone an egg hatched for others to eat, he was clearly, clearly once a human being.

This man-eating, oh no, chicken-eating world is really crazy and terrifying. If he can return to human society, he will definitely become a vegetarian in the future. Forget it, let’s just not eat chicken.

Compared to being steamed alive in a steamer in the future, or being plucked and boiled to death after hatching, Lu Chen would rather commit suicide now.

But as an egg, he has no possibility of committing suicide. The hard egg shell makes it impossible for him to break the shell and die, not to mention the big brother chicken watching eagerly.

Brother Chicken felt Lu Chen's emotions, so he trembled, and all the chickens pretended to comfort and really showed off: "Don't be too sad, the boss promised me that as long as I let all the eggs hatch healthy chickens Boy, just let me live, I will always be a chicken guard, and I don’t need to serve it on the table. Seeing that you are so smart, you are only a little dumber than me, maybe you have a chance.” Feeling hope in Lu Chen’s gloomy mood , Brother Ji changed the subject, "However, the boss has already known about your early enlightenment. Rather than keeping you as a guard, he is more likely to sell you at a high price to a famous elder who cooks soup and refines medicine."

Lu Chen was so frightened that there was a bang in his head, and all his thoughts were emptied, leaving only the four words stewing soup and refining medicine, which were infinitely magnified, and blood flowed out of the words.

Lu Chen's whole body, oh, not the whole chicken is bad.

"Don't worry, I'm just joking."

A wooden basin was pushed in front of Lu Chen, and a thin white mist rose from the basin.

The five-element crystal chicken is naturally able to absorb the spiritual power in the air, even when it is an egg, it can practice by soaking in the spiritual spring.

But Lingquan water is precious, where is an egg that can be used.

What's more, the higher the level of their cultivation, the fatter and more attractive they are to be slaughtered. Lu Chen was in a bad mood, and said with a venomous tongue, "Are you trying to fatten me up to show off to the master? Hehe, I only know how to betray my compatriots." stupid chicken."

Unexpectedly, Brother Ji did not answer his question but pointed his wings to the sky, exclaiming: "Look quickly."

Four celestial horses drove a gorgeous carriage from the clouds under the service of boys and girls. A huge brocade sail on the roof was waving, and the three characters Chu Wupai were written on it, and the ink-colored characters had golden light flowing.

This imposing carriage finally stopped in front of the tower of the Spirit Beast Garden.

Lu Chen and Brother Ji looked at each other, inexplicably recalling the joke just now, and a bad premonition rose in his heart.

"Run away, I'll cover you up..." Protecting you, Brother Ji didn't finish his sentence, a fairy in a palace costume flew out of the tower, and in the blink of an eye came to Eggy Egg, holding Lu Chen in both hands.

Being caressed all over by the beauty's bare hands, Lu Chen didn't feel any pleasure and enjoyment at all, only full of fear of death, he wanted to escape and struggle, but he couldn't be afraid of being in the hands of the beauty.

Lu Chen was placed on a beautifully carved crystal plate, and then a glass dome was placed on his head, and he lost his freedom completely since then.

The plate is full of aura, I don't know how many spirit-gathering formations the talisman master has entered, and there are beams of light hitting him, so he must be set off to make him look like a fairy.

But no matter how to set it off, he is just an egg that looks like a tumbler.

Or an egg about to enter the belly of some bidder.

Chicken life is hopeless.

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