Boyfriend becomes paranoid

In the middle of the night, Gu Shiyi sighed and wrapped the quilt tightly: "The claw machine is really the greatest thing in the world!"

Li Chengqu, who got up to go to the toilet, heard it, and walked over with his hands behind his back.Gu Shiyi immediately put the phone under the quilt, closed his eyes and pretended to be dead.

Li Chengfu warned him: "Gu Shiyi, if you don't go to bed so late, if you don't wake up tomorrow, you will know the consequences."

"Whirring whirring."

Gu Shiyi snored a little, not caring at all.In this world, only those who pretend to be asleep are the most difficult to wake up.

Li Chengfu has nothing to do with him: "You can't stay up late at night to play with your mobile phone, and return the claw machine. These are all Internet slang words from many years ago. Don't be malicious and cute!"

Gu Shiyi's eyelashes trembled slightly. After Li Chengfu left, he opened Baidu search: "What does it mean to be cute?"

Immediately afterwards, many videos of kittens and puppies popped up. Their fur was white and fluffy, like a glutinous rice dumpling, and they barked softly, so sweet that they barked.

"so cute."

So, in the morning, Gu Shiyi had two huge eye circles, was listless, yawned with messy hair, and had that delicate sense of vulnerability, which was inexplicably attractive.

He bit his chopsticks and had a sudden thought: "Li Chengfu, let's raise a kitten, the kind with short legs and fluffy fur."

Li Chengfu put on his coat directly, and tapped his forehead: "Fool, we have a cat, you can see it in a few days. I send the children to school, remember, you must wash the dishes before going out! "

Gu Shiyi waved his hand away, with a displeased expression on his face, put on his gloves and cleaned the dishes.

The two children and Li Chengwen didn't come back for lunch. Gu Shiyi would usually order fried chicken and coke takeaway, and the little brother riding a motorcycle would always put on a simple and honest smile and give him the warm fried chicken.

As for the money for ordering takeout, of course it was charged to Li Chengfu, and he was asked to pay at the end of the month.

Lying on the sofa, Gu Shiyi was pulled into a group by a stranger.

[Welcome to the Chabao free single group, family members, let's pluck the wool of the dog merchants and save money together! 】

[Parents pay attention, following in the footsteps of the group leader is beyond your imagination!Blood loss!Go forward! 】

【Copy the password:】

Gu Shiyi dubiously copied it, entered the Chabao software, received a 50 yuan coupon, and found that the payment page was zero yuan! !

This is amazing, there is such an amazing group and software.He jumped up immediately, found the abandoned express box from the warehouse, and filled in the current address.

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From day to night, Gu Shiyi fought hard in the free order group, being the first to grab coupons.Because his mobile phone was too stuck, it took almost half a minute to enter the page. If he hadn't placed the order immediately, he might have lost everything when it was his turn.

In the evening, Li Chengfu sent the two children to bed and confiscated Gu Shiyi's cell phone.

Gu Shiyi jumped up, frowning: "Give it back to me, it's mine!"

Li Chengfu stretched out a finger and pressed it against his forehead: "I will return it to you tomorrow morning. You always stay up late, which will make a bad impression on the children. Go to sleep!"

Gu Shiyi couldn't resist the power, so he directly pulled up the quilt, neither looking nor listening, and turning a deaf ear.

In just a few days, hundreds of couriers piled up in the entire living room.Li Chengqu had to make an extra trip to the courier station every day and come back with a full truckload.

The couriers piled up half the living room, it was a nightmare.The two children are very excited, they like unpacking the express delivery the most!

Looking at the delivery box, Gu Shiyi felt completely satisfied. He stood up and shouted, "This is the country I have laid down for you!"

Li Chengwen carried a white thing expressionlessly: "Gu Shiyi, do you still need to use diapers?"

Gu Shiyi jumped off the stool, took a closer look, and lowered his tone a bit: "Um, can I use it for Pingping."

Li Pingping heard it, and said aggrievedly: "Brother, I have stopped wetting the bed a long time ago."

Facing the child's wet eyes, Gu Shiyi scratched his head in embarrassment: "Otherwise, Li Chengqu, you can also use it. Anyway, you always get up late at night to go to the toilet. With this, you don't have to get out of bed."

Is he so lazy for this sake?

Li Chengfu closed his eyes deeply, and picked up another thing: "Then do you still have to produce milk just to use this breast pump? Do you have milk?"

Hearing Li Chengfu say that these things are worthless, Gu Shiyi became angry, picked up the cell phone film, soap box and so on: "I robbed these things so hard, you don't need to love them, but don't hurt them!"

Li Chengfu was very calm: "Give away the things we don't need."

Reluctantly, Gu Shiyi hugged the diaper tightly, like a little hamster: "No, it's all my hard work..."

Li Chengfu said coldly: "Otherwise, I will cancel the account and cancel the mobile phone card."

In the end, Gu Shiyi compromised and gave the unused gadgets to the people in the village.

The old man massaged his scalp with a small octopus-like steel ball massager, and let out a refreshing sigh: "Okay, so comfortable!"

"Hinayana, this thing is not bad. It's a good thing you still think about me, an old man. This little baby is also good-looking, and you are a good match. From now on, live a good life."

This old man was the one Gu Shiyi asked for directions when he went out for the first time.

Li Chengfu was a little embarrassed: "Uncle Luo, don't talk nonsense, we are leaving."

Uncle Luo stopped Li Chengfu: "I'm celebrating my old man's birthday in two days, don't give gifts, you all come to have fun."

Li Chengfu showed a regretful expression, and refused, saying that he was busy with work and could not come.

Although Uncle Luo was very sorry, he still did not persuade him.

Li Chengfu and Gu Shiyi were walking on the quiet country road, the moonlight filled the whole world, the sound of insects and frogs rang together, and there were fireflies flying under the moonlight, dotted with green light.

Gu Shiyi was stunned: "Look carefully, I want to catch some fireflies and bring them home."

Li Chengfu held his wrist and discussed seriously: "Billion, these fireflies can only grow in unpolluted grassland streams. They have to lie dormant in the soil for two years. It is very hard to grow up and survive at night. glow."

"Let them die naturally."

The soft moonlight shone on Li Chengquying's straight nose, making his tough face a little softer out of thin air.

At this moment, Gu Shiyi's eyes were full of bright stars when he looked at Li Chengwen.

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Under Li Chengfu's strong protest, Gu Shiyi finally stopped placing orders all day long.

In order to increase the activity, the group owners in the group changed their thinking and decided to distribute red envelopes on the hour.

Gu Shiyi geared up and waited for a long time, he didn't even have time to eat, so he just waited to grab the red envelope.

The first second the red envelope appeared, Gu Shiyi clicked it. As a result, the page turned around a few times, and it was already robbed by the time he entered it.

"Damn it, this damn net!"

"Why is it so stuck!"

Although he missed the first red envelope, but there are still today, Gu Shiyi cheered up and decided to fight again at night.

At twelve o'clock in the middle of the night, he held his breath and was ready to order anytime.

Appeared, the red 'Gong Xi Fa Cai'!Like a war drum, it aroused his high morale!

Tap harder, and after three seconds, the red envelopes are gone.Gu Shiyi looked out of the dark window wearily, his eyes lost the previous spirit, and collapsed on the sofa like a rag doll that had been murdered.

He was disheartened, and replied in the group: I didn't get a single red envelope, so sad.

[Hahaha, come back tomorrow. 】

[Speechless, you wouldn't wait until now just for this dime red envelope. 】

[@I am a billion, are you so poor?It's really puzzling. 】

Gu Shiyi was ridiculed, and opened the dialog box tremblingly: I am not poor at all!

[That means your phone is too bad, our dialog box can display the phone brand, only your phone model is blank, probably a bad phone that has been eliminated. 】

Being told, Gu Shiyi held the shattered screen of his mobile phone and sat on the sofa, as if he was wearing unlined clothes and being in a world of ice and snow.

Li Chengqu, who got up to go to the toilet, saw him sitting alone, and asked him, "Why aren't you sleeping, Billion?"

Gu Shiyi turned his back to him and did not answer.Li Cheng went to see that something was wrong with him, walked over to take the mobile phone in his hand, and took a look, the screen in the group was full of Gu Shiyi's ridicule.

Li Chengfu sighed: "Fool, are you angry now? It's just something outside the body, let them say whatever they want. Across the network cable, who knows if it's a human or a ghost?"

Gu Shiyi still didn't speak, Li Chengqu simply sat next to him, and pointed out the most violent people in the group.I added them with my mobile phone number, and clicked on Moments.

Those accounts that unscrupulously ridiculed Gu Shiyi, but most of the lives shared in them were the quiet years, family and children.Li Chengfu took a screenshot from their circle of friends and added bloody special effects to the pictures of their family and children.Then join the group and put them into the group one by one.

[Apologies, otherwise I would chat with them one by one. 】

There was silence in the group for several minutes. They were talking too much just now, but the people who jumped very high suddenly fell silent.

The happy middle-aged woman who was cursing in the group paused, her son was in the picture with red blood in the group.

Her son is about to graduate from middle school, but his grades are not good. The family is afraid that he will not be admitted to high school. The atmosphere at home is full of gunfire these days, so she vented her anger on the Internet.

Unexpectedly, this person is so generous.She always said one thing at home, and was about to scold her back, but when she saw her son who was doing homework, she felt intense unease in her heart, and she dared not gamble.

[Sorry, I apologize to you. 】

[I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I drank alcohol and became dizzy. 】

[Please don't trouble my family, I will quit the group now. 】

【My lord, you don't remember the faults of villains, let us go. 】

Gu Shiyi looked at Li Chengfu waving triumphantly with teary eyes: "Look, they apologized, don't be angry, go to sleep."

Gu Shiyi clenched his fists: "Hmph, not sincere at all."

In the end, he still quit the group chat, and decided not to join these boring groups anymore, and the disputes in the single-free group came to an end.

No need to take dozens of couriers every day, Li Chengfu breathed a sigh of relief.

He Zhian, who was working next to him, asked suspiciously: "Since you find it troublesome, why don't you let the billion to get it by yourself?"

Li Chengwen's complexion was not normal: "It's so far away, Gu Shiyi's brain has been broken, if he is so tired, no one will wash and cook for me."

He Zhian can't quite understand this logic.

On their way home from work in town they passed a large business office.There are all kinds of mobile phones in the glass cabinet, shining brightly, and there are all kinds of colors.

For some reason, Gu Shiyi who was sobbing with his head down in the night suddenly broke into his mind.Li Chengfu walked in uncontrollably, and said to the clerk, "Take out the most expensive mobile phone in your store."

In the blink of an eye, Li Chengfu carried a luxurious bag in his hand, which contained the most expensive smartphone and various gifts from the salesperson.

The young lady in uniform couldn't close her mouth with a smile: "Sir, welcome to come again next time."

He Zhian was shocked from ear to ear: "Brother Cheng, I read that right, you bought such an expensive mobile phone without even mentioning the price?!"

Li Chengfu coughed twice, and said uncomfortably, "Children nowadays have a heart for comparison, and they can use it for Hutou in the future. Don't talk about it, go back to have dinner, and the aunt will worry when it's late."

At night, Gu Shiyi was washing the dishes, still looking unhappy.

Li Chengwen sat cross-legged on the bed, with a mobile phone box in the middle: "Have I been kicked by a donkey? Why is this mobile phone worth [-] yuan? And that kid Gu Shiyi still owes me so much money, so I bought it for him." , am I crazy?"

"Bang", the door of the room was opened, and Gu Shiyi spread his hands expressionlessly: "Li Chengfu, there is no detergent, give me the money to buy it."

Li Chengfu was taken aback, and quickly sat on the phone to cover it. After hearing this, he hated iron and steel: "Didn't I say it, don't squeeze so much when washing dishes, and you can't always wash them clean." , foam on all the bowls!"

Gu Shiyi curled his lips: "Understood, give me the money quickly."

Li Chengfu was angry, and felt that his entanglement was a joke: "Money, money, you are a money shredder. Give you 100 yuan to buy vinegar and you can spend [-] yuan to buy bubble water. How old is it? .”

Gu Shiyi was cold, and shifted the responsibility to the two children: "They want to play, not me. What is sitting under your butt that seems to be glowing?"

Li Chengfu immediately covered it: "It's nothing, you go out, I will give you the money tomorrow."

This sneaky look made people suspicious.Gu Shiyi is a self-centered, curious, and highly motivated person.He stepped forward directly, overturned Li Chengqu who was sitting cross-legged, and picked up the shiny cell phone that shone brightly under the light.

The mobile phone screen is as smooth as chocolate, and it feels particularly textured.Gu Shiyi couldn't wait to unlock the selfie to take a photo, and found that the new mobile phone had a very fast internet speed.

"Hurry up, Li Chengfu, since you bought me a new phone, why didn't you give it to me as soon as possible, it made me feel so bad!"

Gu Shiyi is always so upright, Li Chengfu muttered: "Really, this guy, where did he get his confidence!"

"Gu Shiyi, this phone is not for you, but for Hutou. He will give it to him when he becomes an adult, and I will let you use it for the time being. Take care, if it falls, I will let you work with me for a month , let you move bricks every day!"

After Li Chengfu finished his harsh words, he gave Gu Shiyi all the boxes and mobile phone case gifts.

After the people left, he lay down on the bed, staring blankly at the ceiling: "I'm definitely out of my mind."

"boom"!

Gu Shiyi knocked open the door, expressionless: "Li Chengfu, let's go to the banquet and take back the 200 yuan gift money you gave me."

Li Chengfu was frightened by Gu Shiyi who had gone and returned, and almost jumped up: "What nonsense, I don't have time."

Gu Shiyi's eyes sparkled: "I'm free, I'll take Hutou and Pingping to a banquet, that's it."

After a long while, Li Chengfu propped his head up and came back to his senses with a pale face: "He wants to show off his new mobile phone. No, Gu Shiyi, you can't go!"