Dressed as a cannon fodder agent

With Roland here, Jiang Datong will be able to deal with any messes in the first place.He roughly learned from the film crew that this reality show called "Wild Action" can be understood as rural survival + werewolf killing.Because there are only six guests, the pace of werewolf killing is very fast.

Roland hasn't watched the recording process yet, and he doesn't know how Jin Fengqi performed. He only knows that he has never been out of the game.

It's just that this golden phoenix period is really getting worse.

"What did you say you want?"

"I want to drink coffee. Can't you hear clearly? Should you go see an ear doctor?" Jin Fengqi looked at him.

Roland suppressed the urge to roll his eyes: "Where can I buy you coffee in this mountain?"

"You keep saying that you are willing to do anything for me, but now you can't even buy a cup of coffee?" Jin Fengqi looked at him mockingly.

Roland: ...

Unbelievable, this fine artist is becoming more and more proud of being favored!

It's just that he looks so out of this world, even the original owner can't bear it, right?So beating Golden Phoenix Qi should not be counted as his OOC?

"Why don't you go?" Jin Fengqi stared at him.

Roland resisted the urge to beat him, thinking that his career was tied to him. If it was reported that his manager beat up his artists, it would have a great negative impact on his career...

Roland resigned himself to buying coffee.

Seeing that Roland was going out of the village, Chen Song was also eager to try: "Boss, I'm tired of staying here, and those in prison can still relax, so let me go too!"

"This is your job, do you think you're here for vacation?" Roland froze at him, "Think about your car loan!"

Chen Song withered immediately.

It just so happened that the village cadre was also going back to the county, so he rode an electric car to take him with him.On the contrary, Roland was hesitant because he was afraid that the electric car would not be able to withstand his power of chaos.

"No way, your electric car looks quite old, what if it breaks down halfway?"

The village cadre said carelessly: "Then do you know how to ride a bull?"

Roland: "Riding... riding what?"

Half an hour later, Roland sat on the old scalper in the village, followed the village cadre's electric car, and went down the mountain.

Chen Song was dumbfounded, watching Roland off, with a look of rejoicing for the rest of his life: "Fortunately, I didn't go out with the boss, otherwise I would have been watched..."

Jin Fengqi couldn't help laughing when he saw Roland's dejected back riding away from a distance.

The village cadre assured Roland that this is an old cow with a gentle and honest personality, so Roland should not be afraid.After all, Roland was still a little nervous when he was riding on the bull's back. His body was tense, and he could feel the rhythm of the muscles on the bull's back under his buttocks, making him a little itchy.

The village cadres rode a small electric donkey beside them, chatting with Roland comfortably while blowing the mountain breeze.

On the way down the mountain and into the city, I met a few passers-by, and they all paid attention to Roland. Roland was so ashamed that he scolded Jin Fengqi in his heart, and then said to the village officials: "Do you have a straw hat for me? ?”

The village cadre said with a smile: "It will be sold in the city after a while."

He could see that Roland was thin-skinned and a little embarrassed, so he comforted him: "Riding a cow is so environmentally friendly, and you can see that my electric car is pretty fast, but the section of the mountain road is very bumpy, unlike your stable ride on the back of a bull."

Regardless of how he comforted him, Roland was still depressed. He rode the cow for a while, and a farmer wearing a straw hat and rolled-up trousers came far ahead, leading the cow.

The village cadre said to him: "It's from the neighboring village."

After finishing speaking, he raised his voice and greeted the other side.

At this moment, the cow under Roland's buttocks suddenly became agitated, and with a groan, it spread its hooves and rushed forward.The ox led by the old farmer also became restless, rushing up to horn the old yellow ox.

The incident happened almost instantly. Before Roland could react, he was rushed out by the bull.Panicked, he quickly pulled the rope, clamped his legs, and barely kept from being thrown off by the cow.

There was chaos at this time, Roland shouted for help, and the village cadres and old farmers scolded. It lasted for about a century before the two cows were finally separated.

The village cadre was a little embarrassed and nervous, and asked Roland, "Mr. Luo, are you okay?"

Roland was thrown into a coma by the cow, nauseated and speechless.

The village cadre said something to the old farmer in vernacular, and the old farmer dragged the cow away.

The village cadre apologized to Roland: "I'm sorry, Mr. Luo, I asked just now. These two cows fought when they were young, and this enemy cow is very jealous when they meet! Tell me, why is there such a coincidence!"

Roland got off the cow and squatted on the side of the road slowly: "Is there any water?"

"No...you can buy it from the county."

Roland stood up, and the village cadres surrounded him: "Mr. Luo... Do you want the perfumed lemon from our village?"

Roland didn't know whether to laugh or cry: "Don't worry, I can return everything I bought."

The village cadre was relieved, rolled up his sleeves and scolded the old scalper, making him lower his horns, and Roland climbed up the bull's back.

This time Roland was a little nervous, and the village cadres also rode a little slower, and followed the old cow, slowly heading towards the county town.

After entering the city, there were even more people onlookers, not to mention Roland's outstanding appearance, and his clothes and temperament did not look like those of a farmer. For a while, many men, women and children stared at him.

Roland's face was flushed and he got off the bull's back. Only then did his legs feel a little stiff, and he couldn't even walk.

The village cadres still have to go to the county government to do business. I don't know how long it will take. Originally, they planned to ask Roland to wait for him after buying things. Roland wanted to go back as soon as possible. Although he was also afraid that the old scalper would go crazy again, it was related to his dignity. There can be no Chosen Son who dare not ride a bull in this world!

Roland bit the bullet and told the village cadres that he would ride the bull back alone, and he remembered the way.

The two said goodbye, and Roland took the ox for a walk in the street. The county town is relatively small and there are no cafes, so he can only go to the supermarket to buy instant coffee.

But the problem was that the supermarket didn't let the cows in. After thinking about it, he tied the cows to the street lamp outside the supermarket, and asked the little girl who handed out leaflets at the door to help watch.As a result, as soon as he came out of the supermarket after shopping, he saw two traffic policemen standing next to the cow.

Roland hurried up.

The traffic policeman was a little puzzled and looked him up and down: "Is this your cow?"

Roland nodded.

"This cow can't be left here, you're parking illegally... you know it's illegal to park a cow, right?"

Roland: "Sorry, then you can issue a ticket."

The traffic policeman said: "You are in a special situation, so you won't be issued a ticket. Next time, you have to be careful, and don't stop and tie the cows indiscriminately."

Roland quickly thanked him.

Roland was heaving a sigh of relief and preparing to go back quickly, when the traffic policeman continued, "Just post a Moments and get [-] likes."

Roland: "Collect...collect what?"

Traffic police: "Collect [-] likes! You don't even have [-] friends, do you?!"

No...is this a question of having friends?

Luo Yuntang is gathering with old friends.

"Old Luo, when did you think of us, a busy man?" A middle-aged man asked cheerfully with two Wenwan walnuts in a coil.

"Hey, it's nothing. Isn't it the Mid-Autumn Festival? My son bought a lot of perfumed lemons and supplemented me with vitamin C. I want you to try it too!"

An old friend suddenly understood, and smiled narrowly: "Come on, I said why do you come out to drink tea with us when you have time, so you are showing off that your son is here!"

A few people chatted and laughed, Luo Yuntang took a sip of tea, opened Moments, and saw the baby son he showed off just now holding a cow, showing a wry smile at the camera, with the text: Because I did not obey the traffic rules, I stopped the cow in violation of the regulations, He was checked and corrected by the traffic police and received education punishment.I have deeply realized my illegal behavior, and I promise not to make a mistake again next time. Here, I would like to ask my relatives and friends to give me [-] likes.

Luo Yuntang: ...

I gave a thumbs up with a complicated mood.

Roland has a large circle of friends, and he has gained a lot of likes and comments every minute: "Stop the cow for breaking the rules?" "Blink if you are kidnapped, brother." Of course, "hahaha" is the most popular.

The traffic police quickly let go.

Roland's heart was heavy, and the pace of the cow's departure was gradually hesitant. Who would tell him how to face his parents and fellow villagers after returning?

No matter how much he didn't want to go back to the village, he came back around three o'clock in the afternoon.Although the circle of friends had been quickly deleted by him, Chen Song had already seen it.

Because he gave himself a thumbs up for the first time.

It seems that this kid is very idle!

Roland stood at the entrance of the village, straightened his waist, and walked in with his head held high while leading the cow.It's nothing, it's just a violation of the rules to stop the cow... It's just a violation of the rules!The Chosen One can bend and stretch, fearless!

Coffee, daily necessities, and fruits dangled from the horns of the cow, and the old scalper followed him into the village.

The first time I saw the golden phoenix period.

Jin Fengqi looked at him with a half-smile, and said hello, "Are you back?"

Jin Fengqi's smile made Roland feel bad.Did Jin Fengqi also see his circle of friends?

impossible?The mobile phones of the guests are all kept by their assistants, and they can only look at them when they meet at night, so Jin Fengqi should... Didn't see it?

Roland looked at Jin Fengqi and hummed.The show was still being recorded, Jin Fengqi said hello and turned to work in the village.

With a heavy heart, Roland returned the cow to the villagers and returned to his place of residence.

After riding a cow for several hours, he just wanted to lie on the bed for a while, relax the tense muscles, and the buttocks that were repeatedly rubbed.Not long after, Jin Fengqi came to him after finishing his work, and handed him 50 yuan in a dignified manner: "Buy coffee."

Roland walked out of the house slowly and took out instant coffee: "I won't look for it anymore. The shipping fee is very expensive."

"Why are there only instant ones?"

"If you want to drink freshly ground food, you have to fly it. Do you have enough money? Don't you have to save money for travel expenses?"

"Okay." Jin Fengqi didn't care, his tone was not disappointed, but rather cheerful.In other words, what he cared about wasn't the cup of coffee at all, but that Roland did what he said.He didn't realize that his temptation was a bit naive. The stray cat was secretly observing the bun not far away carefully, to make sure that it wasn't another scam that would leave him covered in bruises.

Roland didn't even know that he had obtained the initial approval of a stray cat, and was expecting him to leave quickly, and he would go back to bed to continue lying down, when Jin Fengqi suddenly bent down and whispered in his ear, "Come to my room at night. "

Roland's eyes widened.

What he said was meaningful. Could it be that Jin Fengqi really wanted to ask himself to laugh at him when he saw his circle of friends who stopped cattle in violation of the rules?Damn it, that guy Chen Song must have shown him his circle of friends, right?

The more Roland thought about it, the more embarrassed he became, and the more he thought about it, the more nervous he became.

Jin Fengqi had already turned around and left.

Looking at his back, Roland could only hypnotize himself: As long as I'm not embarrassed, it's someone else who is embarrassed!

Roland was exhausted after running around all day. He lay on the bed for two hours and felt his muscles sore and swollen the more he lay down.

In the evening, he ate some vegetarian dumplings sent by his aunt, and then went to see Jin Fengqi.

Jin Fengqi also happened to have some free time and stayed in the room waiting for him.

Roland decided to strike preemptively: "What are you looking for? Are you trying to laugh at me for illegally stopping the cattle? Please figure out who I am riding down the mountain for, and not you?!"

Jin Fengqi was robbed by him, and his face was blank for a moment: "Stop the cow for breaking the rules?"

Roland was taken aback, what was the reaction?Didn't he even know about it?

"It seems that something interesting happened after you went down the mountain, tell me about it." Jin Fengqi looked at him with great interest.

Roland quickly changed the subject, wishing he could bite off his tongue: "There's nothing to say. You... What do you want me for?"

Jin Fengqi knew that there was nothing to ask, so he simply stopped asking: "Give me a massage, I'm a little tired today."

When Roland heard this, he was immediately angry from the guts, and the evil turned to his heart. I was exhausted from running around all day, and I wanted to give you a massage at night?Damn, I really think I'm a licking dog!

He caught a glimpse of the instant coffee placed on the table with the advertisers' products, and he only drank a little, and there was still a lot left, and he became even angrier!

"This is the coffee I bought for you, just drink it?!" Roland grabbed the coffee cup and walked up to Jin Fengqi: "Drink it up for me! Don't waste a single drop!"

Jin Fengqi was a little baffled: "I don't want to drink yet."

As soon as the words fell, Roland jumped down and held him down: "You won't be able to drink until tomorrow, and you must finish it now!"

"Hey!" Jin Fengqi grabbed his hand: "I told you I don't want to drink now, didn't you say you like me? Is that what you did to me?"

"Don't be arrogant just because I like you!" Roland roared, "Golden Concubine, drink or die, you choose!"

Jin Fengqi was shocked by him, and hesitated: "Okay, I'll drink, I'll drink, Your Majesty let me go first, I have no place to sleep tonight after splashing the quilt."

He took the coffee in Roland's hand, and under Roland's scorching gaze, he drank half of the cup in one go. He couldn't drink the rest, so he flicked his wrist, and the half cup of coffee spilled on the ground.

Roland jumped up immediately, wanting to catch Golden Phoenix Qi: "You did it on purpose!"

Jin Fengqi hid on the bed with a smile, and the two wrestled on the narrow plank bed. Originally, Roland seized the opportunity and pressed Jin Fengqi on the pillow, but Jin Fengqi was so strong that he turned over to gain the upper hand. Supporting his arms, he gritted his teeth: "Jin Guifei, are you going to kill the king?"

Jin Fengqi smiled and knelt on Roland's waist: "Does Your Majesty punish me for disrespect?"

As soon as he finished speaking, Roland snorted, and Jin Fengqi's psoas muscles, which had been exhausted for a day, were suddenly pressed against by Jin Fengqi. Immediately, his arms loosened, and Jin Fengqi was caught off guard and pressed down.

The lips with a bit of coffee bitterness were pressed against him without warning.