Act like a spoiled child

The next day, Mingshen woke up and saw that he was alone on the bed, and Yumin went to court.

The palace man brought him a golden cage with a little hedgehog inside.Not afraid of life, small ears and small eyes are round, paws clawing out of the gold wire cage, staring at Mingshen.

Ming Shen: "..."

Along with the little hedgehog, there were many gold, silver, jewelry, and antique emeralds. Mingshen took a cursory glance, and even a pair of glazed enamel buttons that he hadn't photographed while wandering around the south of the Yangtze River appeared in front of him.

The old eunuch introduced: "This is still a small favor, Shen. Now your majesty and your marriage cannot be announced. When the situation stabilizes in the future, you and your majesty will have a canonization ceremony. After the ceremony, it will be more than one case." , as long as you agree, all the treasures in the world can meet you and come to you. Your Majesty, he really took a lot of thought, asked Yulin Lang to check your preferences in the past two years, and said that you haven't changed much, you still love those jade jewelry .”

Ming Shen knows that this kind of "sending someone to check your preferences" is already considered a very special treatment by Yu Min. This kind of grace from the emperor's family is a kindness on the surface, but it can also be regarded as a warning behind the scenes. Min Xue came ten to ten.

Mingshen was a little embarrassed: "I'm an ordinary person, I just love these things. Thank you, thank you, Your Majesty Long En."

Along with the muezzin staff, there was a group of gate guards, and it seemed that they would stay on duty outside Jianyin Palace.Ming Shen couldn't help being a little surprised: "Is Your Majesty planning to let me live in the palace for a long time?"

A priest who came to report the list of gifts clapped his hands, and said respectfully: "Your Majesty, don't worry too much, you will stay here for a long time, and we will hold a grand and real wedding for you and Your Majesty, with everything you need , what requests and ideas do you have, please put them forward as much as possible, and we will satisfy you... In order to find a hedgehog similar to your memory, we specially sent people to the countryside to capture more than 900 hedgehogs, so that your majesty can identify them I picked the one that looks the most like... isn't it very hard? Your Majesty said that you can have everything you want!"

Mingshen knew that this person had misunderstood again, but his attention was quickly diverted by his words: "Brother Min, did he really identify a hedgehog?"

The priest affirmed: "According to His Majesty, the hedgehog back then had characteristics such as 'white thorns, soft thorns', 'looks like a sweet potato', 'not much meat, half the size of a palm', and 'not tasty'. , After divination and entreaties at the Sheji Altar, it was finally determined: this must be the reincarnated hedgehog back then, it died because of a beautiful misunderstanding, and was reborn because of your benevolence and compassion, Empress Empress."

Ming Shen: "...Admiration, admiration, there are people in the world who are more flattering than me. Then how did you verify that it's 'not tasty'?"

The priest said solemnly: "Well, there is no verification yet. But if you are not satisfied, we also have a hedgehog that looks like a taro. Would you like to see it?"

Mingshen quickly shook his head: "No need, moreover...don't call me Empress Empress, I'm a man after all."

"Okay, Master Ming." The priest quickly adjusted his address, "Do you have any questions?"

Mingshen thought for a while: "What I mean is that I will go to the former court to take office in the future, I think, I will probably bring my elder brother to the capital... so it's probably not good to live in the palace all the time. "

The priest smiled indifferently: "Your Majesty plans to allow you to take the post of Yushitai together with the new Jinshi when you enter the court. At that time, you will have a special mansion outside the palace. A secret passage with a length of [-] feet will be dug underground to lead directly to the palace. The Hall of Changning and the Hall of Jianyin, in order to ensure that the emperor and empress enjoy the pleasure of Dunlun and enjoy the divine light together... Amitabha."

Ming Shen keenly grasped the point: "What is Dun Lun?"

"Honest human relationship, indulge in carnival, I wish you an early birth to a prince." The priest clasped his hands together and said reverently, "Infinite Heavenly Sovereign."

Mingshen resisted the urge to touch his butt again: "It's Amitabha Buddha and Immeasurable Heavenly Venerable, it's all so weird...Which god does the Sheji Altar serve? This is what Brother Min told you ?"

The priest said modestly: "There are all kinds of people, and there is also a Nestorian church called 'Amen', life is not easy, and there are many talents."

Mingshen felt that he saw a little hope, he grabbed the priest's shoulder, and asked earnestly: "Then who is the god who sent me to marry Brother Min? Maybe that god is unreliable in the first place?"

The priest froze for a moment, then pondered for a moment: "Well, we asked Fuli Yuanshi Tianzun first, and Yuanshi Tianzun told us in a dream that anyone can do it, he is busy raising birds, don't bother him, let us ask the Supreme Lord ;We asked Taishang Laojun, Laojun said that he didn't know, we needed to ask Yuelao, Yuelao told us that the queen of heaven is you, we took your name to ask the foreigner Aphrodite God, they said they don't understand our customs, but they respect the decision of the Oriental God of Love, so that's it."

Mingshen said suspiciously: "Why do I feel that you are lying to me?"

The priest looked at him lovingly: "Of course not, Lord Ming, you and His Majesty are the godly couple that everyone expects, and the future will surely last forever, no one will doubt that."

Mingshen didn't expect much at first, but he calmed down.

The matter of getting married was a big shock, he was alone, and once he accepted it, it seemed that he would not suffer much, but after the emperor married a man, it was a matter that affected the whole body.Apart from wanting to protect his own ass, he still felt that brother Min did not do this properly, was too reckless, and it seemed that it would not be of any benefit to Yumin himself.

The problem now is that Yumin seems to have become a magic stick, how can he persuade him?

He stretched out his hand to tease the little hedgehog, turned it over, touched its belly, and watched its four short legs move wildly.The little hedgehog has just grown all the hair on its belly, and the thorns on its back are also half-hard. Before coming, the palace guards washed and dried it with a soft brush dipped in warm water, exuding the smell of milk and acacia.

Without paying attention, Ming Shen's finger was bitten by the little hedgehog, causing him to let out a "ah", and there was a slight pain in the fingertip.The little hedgehog's teeth were also soft, and he couldn't bite through Mingshen's fingers. After stuttering for a long time, only shallow teeth marks appeared.Mingshen thought it was interesting, so he raised his hand to hang it up, the little hedgehog was biting him, kicking his little paws in mid-air and pulling it, with a naive expression.

"What are you doing?" Yu Min's voice came from behind him abruptly.

Mingshen is used to being frightened by a group of people these days.Hearing Yumin's voice suddenly, he hurriedly put down the little hedgehog, trying to tear it apart, but after pulling it for a long time, he didn't move. Instead, he scratched the place bitten by the little hedgehog a few times, and blood was already seen.He didn't care so much, he pulled his finger out of the little hedgehog's mouth, then bowed to Yumin and said, "Your Majesty."

But Yumin didn't look at him, his eyes moved from his bitten finger to the hedgehog fleeing in panic on the table, suddenly his eyes darkened, and the hostility was fleeting.He strode forward, the dagger in his sleeve was already out of its sheath—Ming Shen reacted quickly, rushed forward to hold him back, and even forgot his honorific name: "Hey, wait, Brother Min! "Then he tucked the hedgehog into his sleeve with lightning speed, at least he saved the taro hedgehog before Yumin.

Yumin looked indifferent, and said in a low voice: "It's useless to keep things that don't recognize the owner. If you bite you once, you can bite you a second time."

Mingshen looked down at the hedgehog dumpling in his sleeve, and took the initiative to admit his mistake: "I put my hand in its mouth, it didn't do it on purpose, and my hand must not be tasty."

He secretly raised his eyes and looked at Yumin for a moment.

I haven't seen Yumin go crazy for so many years, and I almost forgot the experience of him following behind his ass to coax others since he was a child.

During the 15 years in the cold palace, he accompanied Yumin for ten years, and Yumin survived the first five years alone.The lonely and desperate situation formed Yumin's somewhat extreme personality, moody, sometimes a servant said a wrong sentence, offended him, and was dragged out by Yumin and beaten half to death.

Because of his young age, Mingshen had a feeling that a newborn calf is not afraid of tigers, so he never realized that he was surrounded by a tyrant reserve. In fact, it was strange, it just so happened that he was such a little bean, coaxing with a baby voice, Yu Min You can calm down.When he was thirteen or fourteen years old and able to understand the basic human feelings and human heart, Yumin hid himself again. He hid it well. He was humble and polite before and after him. Only when he was sleeping with him at night, he would reveal his depression. Talking in sleep, will wake up with convulsions in nightmares.

I don't know what the scene will be after his country is stabilized... Or, what method does Yumin want to use to stabilize his country?

He said softly: "The master is majestic, and the pet is majestic. That's probably what a fox pretends to be a tiger. If it wasn't for Brother Min, you made it so majestic, how could it push its nose on its face like this? Hmm? This little hedgehog is really It's bad, why don't you put him in confinement and think about it, and punish him not to eat fruit, but only meat, okay?"

He looked at Yumin, his eyes sparkling.

Yumin looked at him, his eyebrows twitched slightly, it was a very awkward expression, and a little stiff, as if he didn't know how to face him at this time: "Yeah."

The little hedgehog was also frightened by the noise they made, curled up into a ball and rolled around in Mingshen's sleeve, itching very much, Mingshen couldn't stop laughing, and scratched for a long time before carefully removing this The poor little thing was taken out and held in his hands again.

Yumin said: "I won't kill it. Ah Shen." He raised his eyes to look at Ming Shen, and repeated, "I saw it hurt you. I won't kill it."

Mingshen nodded at a loss, and said affirmatively, "I know, Brother Min is doing it for my own good." He looked at Yumin with tight lips, then at the little hedgehog crawling around in fright, So Song Song held the little hedgehog up to Yumin, poked the little hedgehog's short tail, and coaxed it to open its belly.

Yumin was much taller than him, and she could see the top of his black hair when she lowered her eyes, and she leaned close to him like yesterday, so close that she could hear each other's breathing.Encouraged by Ming Shen, he stretched out his hand and stroked the soft fur on the hedgehog's belly, as if the two of them had reached some kind of secret consensus.

Mingshen looked up at him, and said in a low voice: "Brother Min, you don't have to give me so many things, thank you, I'm a very troublesome person, I liked hedgehogs when I was young, maybe I like cats now; three months ago I liked cats." Yu, maybe he likes stones now. So..."

He opened and closed his lips, looking up at Yumin with a star in his eyes.

Yu Min suddenly took a few steps back, turned around, picked up a case file on the table and read it, sat down with his back to Ming Shen, and waved his hand with his back: "Got it."

The lights were bright and dark, Yumin's face was expressionless, and the roots of his ears were red.

"...So you don't have to give me so many things anymore." Mingshen was interrupted unexpectedly, and was still a little confused if Yumin heard what he said.

It turns out that there is no.

The next day, Yumin sent someone to deliver dozens of altars of strange stone carvings and a cat to him.