An artist who doesn't work hard to code is not a good devil

After many experiments, the clever and great Enki finally worked out a way to create human beings!

The source of life from the soil of the earth + the blood of the Anunnaki god = a cute, awesome human being with infinite possibilities!

However, the body of this kind of human is only one-tenth of the Anunnaki gods, and their life span is only one-tenth of the gods.However, their reproduction rate is dozens of times that of gods.

Enki kept humans in captivity, just like humans kept pets in captivity tens of thousands of years later.Enki bestowed human life, water and land to live in, and at the same time, human beings offered countless gold treasures to Enki, as well as the truest and purest belief in the history of the Sumerian God Realm! ! !

The gods become powerful because of the power of faith, and Enji becomes extremely beautiful because of the power of faith! ! !

What?You ask why the effect is different.Of course it’s different. The newly created human beings are so stupid that they can do whatever they are asked to do. How can they have so much imagination?In their view, good-looking is powerful! ! !What is strong is beautiful! ! !

From the day the world has human beings, it depends on the face!

When the slightly handsome prince of the God Realm transformed into a stunning male god, Anu, who kicked him out of bed, stared at Enji with his eyes straightened and his saliva drooling... behind him was the golden golden... ! ! !

"Son, do you want to go to bed? Just pay some gold~" Anu blinked and looked at the golden floor and almost jumped on it.

The eldest prince, who had already recognized his father's true nature, only said one sentence when he turned around and sneered, "I want to sleep with you, and I still want to give you money? Crazy!"

Anu who was rejected could only lie down silently. ＿(:зゝ∠)＿Since you can’t get the new gold, let’s sleep with the old gold~ Anu is very calm, anyway, all he needs is gold, but some people are not calm, and prefer to help Enki’s humans Enlil, who was sitting on the throne of the god king, gradually felt that his position was unstable.

Lying on the bed of the sky, the narrow-minded God King poked Anu's bare skin and said, "Father, my brother has too many monkeys, and the gold is almost gone, and you will never receive fresh ones again." Gold as a gift!"

What!No more new gold?Noisy! ! !Can't! ! !Can't! ! !Exterminate mankind! ! !God Annu, who has always been very casual in everything, was so frightened that he even started to use rhetorical techniques when speaking!

"If you don't want to have no gold in the future, let's exterminate human beings!" Enlil blinked his eyes with a pure and kind look, "Anyway, my brother won't give you gold to play with, and you shouldn't give him pets to play with~"

"That's right!" Anu nodded, regained his scum-like cold expression, and said in a serious manner, "Then let's destroy human beings!"

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After finishing the new chapter, Lin Ha let out a long breath.It took an entire hour for the security uncle to come to help him open the door, so the prison play or something, we will continue next time!

Looking at the number of favorites, hits, and comments at the bottom of the article, Lin Ha felt more and more tired and unloved. There were already more than 20 chapters, but the number of hits for the full text was only more than 200, with an average of 10 chapters per chapter. Clicks, favorites are just over ten digits, comments...

[There are still illustrations, the author is so dedicated. 】

[Little Haba, come on, what! 】

[This article is not popular, it is too much for heaven! 】

[Enlil is so annoying! ! !Enki, hurry up and kill that little bitch! 】【Has anyone noticed that the name on the protagonist column is Baal?It's been more than 20 chapters, why haven't you seen the protagonist's shadow yet? ] Very good, five more comments, a total of nine comments!Nine!It's about to break ten!

After a little excitement, Lin Ha fell into a long period of disappointment. Looking at the id, the readers who left comments are basically the previous readers, and there is only one more new reader. This kind of growth is really good slow.Let's take a look at "Bar 82 Jun" whose number of fans has already begun to use tens of thousands as the unit of calculation...

The gap is huge!I also want to learn from Anu to lie down! _(: зゝ∠)_ Lin Ha lay down on the sofa with his small laptop in his arms, feeling tired and unloved.

Doesn't it mean that male authors of JJ.com will attract attention?Is it many times faster than female authors?Why didn't I feel it at all!

Now Lin Ha can't wait to use his D station ID to promote his novel, but every time he wants to do something, his rationality reminds him to delete the written promotional slogan and article link word by word. up...

This article was written by himself in order to absorb the power of faith, so of course the real protagonist of the article must be Barr, and the name of the author of the article...

Of course it can't be called Barr!

How would you feel if the author's name and the protagonist's name in an article were exactly the same?Mary Sue, Narcissist, Natural Ray!

People's first impression of things is often the key to a person's initial judgment of preferences. If such a big thunder is set between the protagonist's name and the author's name, who would think that the author is a normal and good young man?Who can happily click on the jumping pit? !

Worried that the same author name and protagonist name would scare away readers, Lin Ha specially set the author name to "Little Haba of the Lin family" when registering, which looks and reads like an ugly face.

As the god of a cow, Lin Ha betrayed the little cows he really loved, and bears the humiliation and bears the name of the dog. Now if he uses a large size to promote it... wouldn't it be for nothing? !

Even under the crappy name of "a novel written by a friend" to promote it, fans with big brains can't reveal the truth every minute after seeing the protagonist's name? !

Lin Ha could even imagine that from then on, the slogans on his videos would definitely change from "The 82 little local tyrant belongs to me, no one is allowed to snatch it!" to "I will take over this little Haba!"

Absolutely not!I'd rather be called Oba Niu than Pug!

Lin Ha shook his head resolutely, but looking at the dismal collection and comments under the novel, he began to waver again... In other words, is it too late for him to change the protagonist's name from Barr to Haddad?

It's true that in Sumer, powerful and special gods, like him, had two names!

However, as soon as Haddad was mentioned... Lin Ha couldn't help but think of the lost temple surrounded by war... Alas, my beloved Great Scepter, you must wait for me obediently there, and don't be fooled by it. Even if a landmine blows up, don't be dug away by someone! ! !

[Scepter: I'm just a stick covered in dust, can you not give me so many tasks. 】