An artist who doesn't work hard to code is not a good devil

After watching Lu Yixi's self-made video, there was a lot of discussion on the Internet, about orphans, abandoned babies, and criminals. How broad the public's thinking is, there are as many topics involved.For a while, sympathy began to flood, and a sense of justice began to spurt.Wherever you go, you can feel the spread of love and peace.

But Lin Ha didn't care about these at all.Love and justice are indeed two beautiful things, but talking about this with a person who wears the title of Demon King?Crap.

Therefore, after watching the video to satisfy his gossip about the words "see you on Monday", Lin Ha devoted himself to his literary creation.

The article resumes daily updates and the rhythm of two to three updates per day makes readers happy. Lin Ha receives hundreds of comments from readers almost every day. Some of them are worshiping local tyrants, and some gossip wants to hook up with Lin Ha. Yes, there are even small advertisements, but most of them still love this unscrupulous book.

Since the "male protagonist" has never been able to appear on the stage, the faith that Lin Ha received is only the reader's love for the author, just like when Lin Ha first started his dark cooking business. Seeing that there are many fans, but the number is not large , At most, it will maintain the daily expenses, but coupled with the popularity accumulated when cooking on TV before, it can accumulate an objective belief value every day.

This is like a full-time job and extra money, except that Lin Ha's writing career, which is recognized as a full-time job, has just started, and he earns far less than his extra money.

In order to be promoted quickly and increase his salary, Lin Ha had to speed up the progress of the article and strive to release himself as soon as possible.However, the article needs logic and order. It is impossible for Enlil to have a grandson named Baal directly, so before Baal's appearance, his father, uncle, and annoying brothers and sisters must line up to grow up first. a face.

Therefore, for three or four consecutive days, readers can see new characters appearing in the article almost every day, and the most concerned people are Nanna, the eldest son of Enlil (the father of Baal) and Enki. The eldest son of the storm god Marduk (Baal's cousin).

Needless to say, the relatives must focus on pen and ink to strengthen the description.Now that grandpa has been called a shameless "little bitch", someone has to show up to change the impression of this family from outsiders, otherwise it will be bad if someone thinks that Enlil's family is a bad embryo.

Simply kissing his father has basically never done any bad things except in the second year of middle school, which also saves Lin Ha the effort of deliberately cleaning up.And it just so happened that my father’s secondary illness looked a bit brain-dead in the age of mythology, but according to readers’ fantasy and understanding of Two-dimensional in today’s world... it really gave everyone the illusion that this person is cute! ! !

Luna Nanna doesn't like to pretend to be powerful, doesn't like to pretend to be deep, and doesn't like to hold his arms and shout "Ah! My power is about to be out of control!" He just likes to pretend to be mature! ! !

Anu, Enlil, and Enki, who will be so old next year, are all young and beautiful, and their appearance is fixed at the most beautiful age, but Nanna, who is a junior, has adjusted her age to a young age when she was born. old man status.

When there is nothing to do, he likes to stroke a bunch of "white long straight" beards that no one else has, and runs out with a walking stick as a mobile encyclopedia, a complete collection of activities, and waits for humans who don't know the truth not to call him "Luna God" "On the contrary, when he kindly called him "knowledge old man" and "moon old man", he felt comfortable and happy.Pidianpidian changed into the young appearance he should have been and ran home, but after Baer's mother screamed "pervert" and beat him out of the house with a magic scepter, he turned back into a little old man in despair, never daring to Restore your youthful appearance.

Among the young, gorgeous and radiant group of gods, the only "little old man" Nanna can be said to have attracted much attention. Although he is knowledgeable, gentle, and popular, everyone from Anu to Nanna's own sons They all felt that this god was mentally ill!Even if you are not sick, there is a big problem with your aesthetic taste.

But now, when Lin Ha wrote about his father's embarrassing stories, a large group of readers lined up at the bottom and said, "So cute, so cute!" "Little Moon God who likes to pretend to be an adult is so cute!"

Well, imagining a white-bearded captain cosplayed by Zhengtai is really cute, but Lin Ha still wants to tell readers that his father's appearance is not Zhengtai, he is really old! ! !Very old ones!Older than Grandpa Eggplant in "S Fighter"!

But then Lin Ha thought again, anyway, it was not me who was distorted, and anyway, the father-son relationship between me and Daddy is not particularly harmonious, since readers like the look, let's do it according to their preferences!After tearing off the little old man's Luna figure, Lin Ha turned around and posted a cute and stupid lady pretending to be an adult to the bottom of the chapter.

After Nanna, the second father of the middle school, another person who made a grand debut was Enki's eldest son Marduk.

Speaking of Marduk, Lin Ha can really write a whole chapter of praise, that is the uncle he admires the most and is also the favorite uncle! ! !There is never one!

Marduk is powerful. He once defeated the sea serpent Timat and saved the gods. He took back the throne that should have belonged to his father Enki from Enlil, and he won a good breath for Enki!

Marduk is loving, especially to Baal!As the God of Storms, Marduk's favorite thing to do on weekdays is to snatch the other's youngest son Baal, the god of thunder and rain, from the moon god, and then walk around with Baal in his pocket to rain and thunder everywhere.Later, because he had no children to succeed to the throne, he directly lost the throne of Sumer's last god king to Baal.

So in Lin Ha's view, Marduk is more like his father than his own father!When writing about Marduk's birth, Lin Ha couldn't help but list all the good deeds that his cousin had done in his life, making people praise him.But after writing more than 1 words eloquently, he suddenly felt something was wrong.

The protagonist seems to be himself!Looks like he hasn't shown up yet!

He hasn't played the main character yet, so why create so many powerful, handsome and beautiful supporting characters? !Isn't this grabbing food with yourself? !Lin Ha's heart twitched, and he silently cut out the compliment he wrote to his uncle and saved it in another file.

Uncle Tang, when I am not as strong as I am now, I will help you write a side story and write about you alone!Help you gain fans alone!As for now...let my nephew feed myself first!Uncle Tang, don't be angry, Uncle Tang, I still love you!mwah!

After the drastic deletion, the description about Marduk's birth soon became only one sentence: "Marduk, son of Enki, was born in Apus."

Note: Apus here is a place name, referring to the underground abyss where the tyrannosaurus rex Apus first lived, and definitely does not refer to the big stupid dragon Apus who was lured and imprisoned by Enkiser!

Regarding the issue of this place name, Lin Ha has mentioned it twice in the article before, so he did not specify it this time.But who would have thought that the readers would still get it wrong! ! !And just such a mistake, the comments exploded in an instant!

[So powerful, it looks like a big stupid dragon! 2333] [Aww!The children are all born, but you actually forgot about the love of your parents. Is there anyone who writes like this? !What about the love between the eldest prince and the big stupid dragon! 】【Quickly release Papa Long for a family reunion! 】

【Born in Apus, this word is very subtle!Does it mean that the child was conceived and born by the big stupid dragon? !So the eldest prince is the attack? !It turned out to be reverse cp! 】【I do not believe!The big stupid dragon is the attack, the attack!It's the attack! 】【The local tyrants come out and explain!We want results and process!Speed ​​up the big stupid dragon! 】After reading five times more messages than usual, Lin Ha slammed his head into the keyboard.

Enough is enough!That's a place name, a place name!Why do you have to understand those three characters as names of people!Can you still read the text well?How can the synchronization and coordination rate between the author and the reader be so low!

Although the story between the gods is very unscrupulous and bloody, but he swears!The relationship between Enki and Apus is definitely a very pure "imprisonment and imprisonment". Since the big stupid dragon was locked up, he has never done anything other than having sex in prison, and it is even more impossible to have a relationship with Enki. Ji Da talked about love and gave birth to monkeys!

I don’t understand Tang Shu’s life experience, Tang Shu will catch me and spank me _(:зゝ∠)＿… Although Tang Shu has not seen for many years, but I still think his QAQ Tang Shu is Enki There is absolutely no second daddy for a baby of one person!Huh? !Wait, Enki's other children have mothers, but who is the uncle's mother?Why can't I remember that my uncle had a mother at all? !It seems that Enki started looking for a girlfriend after his uncle was born, and his girlfriend only gave him daughters every time!

Could it be...=口=

After thousands of years, the cute Bar Jun finally questioned his favorite cousin.

Really... gratifying!