An artist who doesn't work hard to code is not a good devil

"Don't be proud of being proud, but be ashamed of being arrogant."

"Don't be proud of being a good friend, but be ashamed of being promiscuous."

"Don't be proud of depravity, but be ashamed of aggression."

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Lin Ha spent a whole night thinking up the "eight disgraceful and eight shameful", just pushed it in front of Lu Yixi, and was decisively rejected by that person.

"I'm a fallen angel, but not a human being. Why do I need to learn how to be a human?!"

"Then learn how to be a fallen angel!"

"But I am the king of fallen angels. Shouldn't the rules of fallen angels be determined by me?" Lu Yixi showed great doubts on his face, but soon showed a sly smile, "Or... If you decide to be the Empress of the Fallen Angels, you can set the rules."

"..."

Lin Ha didn't speak, but Lu Yixi continued to count, "However, I think the rules you gave are very inappropriate. What do you mean by 'not being proud of depravity' and 'not being proud of being proud'? Do I deny racial characteristics and character settings? It’s too unreasonable, I need to rewrite it! Especially God’s friendship! What a sacred and pleasant thing God’s friendship is! How can I not be proud of it! You can see that he has not been harmonized, This shows that this matter is fair, reasonable and legal!"

Lu Yixi bluffed and judged, but the more Lin Ha listened, the more he felt that he was sinking into a deep pit again.Why did he forget that the guy in front of him who doesn't play cards according to common sense is not the same type of creature as him at all? !

If he could communicate well with this guy, would he fight this guy in the devil world for thousands of years, and finally get mixed up like this?

Do you really want to treat that matter as being bitten by a dog, and let it go without biting back in order to maintain your demeanor?But what if the dog thinks it smells so good and is going to keep biting it down!

Obviously, from his point of view, Lu Yixi didn't seem to be doing anything, but was gagging around him all day long, trying to show his presence to the outside world.However, he vaguely felt that Lu Yixi seemed to have set up some kind of trap again, which made him fall deeper and deeper, and he became more indulgent and tolerant towards Lu Yixi's whatever he wanted.

Lin Hamming knew that these things were not in line with his personality, but he just didn't understand why he would go west along the road every time something happened, and didn't suddenly realize the mistake after the thing happened.

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"This is so strange!" Lin Ha rubbed his face vigorously, thinking for a long time but couldn't figure out what happened to him.

"Because your heart likes him. But your self-esteem or something else is making you deny your feelings." Yan Qiao held a coffee cup and looked out of the window, seemingly casually saying, "Outside It is said that 617 is arrogant, I think you and him are not the same."

"Ah?" Lin Ha didn't react to Yan Qiao's words for a moment.He raised his head in a daze, his brows knit together.

A while ago, a bunch of people wanted to buy the house that Lin Ha lived in from Yan Qiao, but Yan Qiao didn't plan to sell the house to those people, but followed suit to the end and transferred the house to Lin Ha at a low price.Anyway, since he rented the house to Lin Ha, he has no plan to take the house back.

It just so happened that a western restaurant that Lin Ha had wanted for a long time opened a branch near the housing management office, and Lin Ha picked up the annoying sick Joe to pay for it.Who told him that he is currently in a financial shortfall, and he can save a meal is a meal.After finishing eating in a while, I can pack some more and take some back to Lu Yixi as bird food.

The two just chatted casually at the beginning, and then talked about the current situation of Lin Ha and Lu Yixi.Of course, he won't talk about things like divine friendship. At most, he would simply spit out a few words about Lu Yixi's hateful personality and how he would tolerate that guy's presumptuousness again and again. Unexpectedly, Yan Qiao said that A sentence that made Lin Ha feel a little shocked.

Although Yan Qiao is often really out of tune, he is Lin Hongyi and Song Sitian's godson and Lin Ha's godbrother after all.It's one thing to have a bad personality and like to tease people on weekdays, but it's another thing to help people analyze the current situation and make sense when they are serious.

However, people who have been teased by him, if they don't understand his nature and are familiar with him, in most cases it is impossible to sit down and talk with him calmly.

It never occurred to Lin Ha that he would get Yan Qiao's words that sounded reasonable.

Is he arrogant?Well, having been a god king and demon king for so many years, maybe there is a little bit of it.

But does he like that stupid bird?

For so many years, the two guys who have pitted Lin Ha the most are Solomon and Stupid Bird.If he saw Solomon, he would have smashed that guy to ashes, so broken that even the old Ha and the old O next door couldn't repair it.And seeing the stupid bird... Lin Ha likes to have a beating, and leave half of it for the stupid bird to take care of, and continue beating tomorrow!

Watching the stupid bird appear like a peacock every day, and get out like an ostrich seems to be a very pleasant thing! ! !It's just that later his strength became lower and lower, and the ostrich that left every day tended to return to his ancestors and become an archaeopteryx, which made him panic all the time...

Is this liking, is it love?Lin Ha frowned, and the knife and fork in his hand cut the steak into pieces so that it couldn't be broken anymore.

Yan Qiao picked up the water glass and took a shallow sip, "A newborn child will always be the most honest person in the world. He will cry when he is cold, and laugh when he is full. Unlike us, who always use various rules to treat each other differently." There are rules and regulations to regulate one's own life, stipulating what one should do and what one should not do."

Lin Ha slanted his lips, and smiled noncommittally, "You still live in the rules? Everyone knows that Mr. Yan is the most willful and presumptuous. Even my father took revenge for his displeasure."

"That's right." Yan Qiao smiled vainly, "That was the happiest thing I did in my life." Other than that, I got nothing.

Lin Ha was puzzled for a moment, he obviously didn't hang up, why could he still feel the second half of Yan Qiao's unspoken sentence?The idea is too strong, or... Yan Qiao's time is running out?

Lin Ha opened his mouth, wanting to say something but didn't speak at first.Life and death are according to destiny, with Yan Qiao's character, even if he said it, Yan Qiao might not listen.

After struggling for a while, Lin Ha finally reminded Yan Qiao a few words when he was saying goodbye, telling him to pay attention to Yan Qiao recently, but Yan Qiao just waved and drove his sports car away as Lin Ha imagined. up.

Lin Ha shook his head and turned to enter the building. The elevator went up to the twelfth floor, and when he got out of the elevator, he saw that the door of the apartment had been opened, and the stupid bird was standing by the door and waiting for him.

Do you like it or not?In the end love or not love?

Lin Ha tilted his head, and suddenly remembered the scene when he was in the Demon Realm.One time he had just returned to the Demon Realm after a fight with Mutu, and the stupid bird was leaning against the Demon Palace... Now that I think about it, his emotions at that time were really strange.

Just after a fierce battle, he should have been distressed when he saw another powerful enemy appear, but he still clearly remembers that on the way back to the Demon Realm, he was always worried that Mutu would strike back from behind him until The moment he saw the stupid bird, he let out a heavy breath, feeling relieved.

But then the stupid bird didn't rush towards him as usual, but ran away with a cold face, which made his whole heart go cold again.But a few days later, after hearing that the stupid bird had brought Cain to a beating, he lay in bed and had fun for several days.The mood at that time was like a roller coaster, with ups and downs so high that even he himself didn't know what was going on.

Lin Ha stood at the entrance of the elevator, pursing his lips with a serious expression, maybe...maybe...probably...he really did what Yan Qiao said...

"My dear, what's the matter with you?" Seeing that Lin Ha was motionless, Lu Yixi became a little anxious, and hurriedly carried him into the house, and presented him with a magic stone full of faith.I'm afraid that Lin Ha's lack of faith will collapse at any time.

Lin Ha took the Philosopher's Stone in a good mood and stuffed it into his mouth, chewed and swallowed it, and Lu Yixi was so frightened that his throat felt like he was spitting out the stone.

The stomach of Mr. Roommate is the iron stomach that can only be compared with the gluttonous gluttonous glutton of the East and Fenrir, the devouring wolf of the Nordics.It tastes delicious, you can put anything in your mouth, but no matter how good your stomach is, it also grows on the body of Mr. Roommate, the current human body...

If Lin Ha swallows the Philosopher's Stone whole, the Lord is really worried that tomorrow's entertainment page headline will read "Hao Ba Ba dedicated himself to eating, took out an unknown stone with a diameter of 30mm from his stomach", that is no joke!Stomach lavage is uncomfortable, and taking the stone may require surgery... He doesn't want roommate Jun to be knifed!Last time, whoever let Roommate Jun get two paws was beaten back by him. If Roommate Jun was hit with a knife... the Lord himself can't even imagine what he would do.

Lin Ha, who had his throat blocked, coughed and spat out the stone, and slapped the Lord's chest heavily.With a fierce look on his face, "Who told you to stick your hand down my throat? Have you washed it?"

"It's clean! Bacteria don't dare to touch me!" Flap your wings to show your innocence!

Lin Ha gritted his teeth, and continued to say viciously, "You said you will be clean when you are clean? Wash it and lie on the bed and wait for me!"

"It's really clean! ... Oh! Where did you say to wait?" I heard it right! (/w\)

"What are you doing stupidly? Hurry up!"

"Okay! I'm going!" Lu Yixi didn't know what happened, but Mr. Roommate asked him to clean up Baibai, so he went to clean up Baibai!If you can't wash it white, you have to paint yourself whiter than Gabriel!

Confucius said, it begins with emotion and ends with ritual.Love, as long as it is alive, no matter it is human, animal or plant, and ritual is actually a group of literary and artistic youths in ancient times who pretended to follow the rules for other troublemakers. From some perspectives, it does not conform to the origin of things at all. .

The old man next door fell in love with the little girl, and kidnapped her if he wanted to; his brother Zeus fell in love with Europa, turned into a cow, and carried her away.

Look at the stupid bird again, because he refused to kneel down to the Messiah, he cursed God if he wanted to, and after he finished cursing, he led his group of crazy birds to fight together and fell to the sky.Never saw him make a statement condemning, strongly condemning, condemning again, condemning again.

When love comes, no gods and demons have ever talked about etiquette and rules.Everyone is old and casual, and of course Lin Ha is also like this.

Once he accepts the setting that he likes stupid birds, Lin Ha immediately finds Luxixi very pleasing to the eye!All of a sudden, I feel that the two of us can do anything together!

Let the stupid birds continue to play with the low-level oo method that is exclusive to the birds. A creature as cool and domineering as the devil must be a carnivore!Do a full set if you want to do it!If you want to touch it, you can touch the whole alder fruit!

Since the stupid bird had the upper hand during the divine encounter, then Lin Ha must rely on live ammunition to regain his sovereignty and catch him by surprise!Get back the confidence and advantage that belonged to the devil.

But the memory of the foodie demon king after consuming a lot of faith seems to be really not very good.In terms of faith and strength, he is really not as good as in the past. The idiot who has been washed in vain hugs him repeatedly in his arms, pressing, pressing, pressing, pressing... I completely feel a kidney is alive and well technology!

Oh, no, Lord, he doesn't have a kidney.He is very good and very strong.Too good to have no friends, too strong to have no kidneys!

If Mr. Feather hadn't pushed the work to the point where he couldn't push it anymore, he had to knock on the door to remind Lin Ha to shoot the commercial. The master felt that he would be able to hold him forever. Of course, he had to remember to feed his roommate and not eat a meal. Roommate Jun will bite his wings as food.

If the two major romances in a man's life are robots and sports cars, then Lucifer's eternal two romances are Baal and Beelzebub. No matter what their name is or what they look like, they are all his unique roommates.

All in all...

mwah!slap!