Don't judge tigers by their appearance [Interstellar]

After the military meeting of the empire was over, Ji Youshan leaned on a silver-white crutch, and said to Ji Zhizhi, "Why did I give birth to you two trash? I, an old man, have been bullied to the point of being bullied. I'm riding on top of you!" You don’t even dare to fart when you go to shit, it’s better to have a dog than to raise you, and the dog will go up and bite and bark twice when the owner is attacked!”

?? Ji Mingzhi held the fiery red fox in his arms and was combing Huoyun's hair. He rolled his eyes and said, "Nonsense, I just turned into a dog and planted trees if I didn't agree with Yuan Bubai." On that occasion, I can't say anything, old man, have you ever heard the saying that a dog takes advantage of another's power? It's suitable for your occasion. "

??If the owner doesn't stand up, the dog dares to hide behind with its tail curled up.

??Seeing that the old man's blood pressure was about to be soared by anger again, Ji Mingzhi quickly put down the Firefox in his arms, and asked her to be coquettish and cute to the old man, so as to relieve his lungs that were about to be blown by anger.

??I saw the four small paws of the Firefox that seemed to be covered with black wool gloves lightly tap the ground a few times, the slender fox eyes rolled over impatiently, and then hit the ground without sincerity as if doing a task. After rolling over, shaking the hair on his body again, he squatted on the spot, looking at Mr. Ji with bright eyes and a very imposing manner.

??As if to say again, give labor and management a laugh, and if you don’t laugh again, labor and management will do it. You!

?? Ji Youshan: "..."

??Huoyun waited for a long time, saw that he didn't respond, and his patience was gradually exhausted, so he patted his hair with two small paws, walked two steps unsteadily, thought about it but couldn't get angry, the old lady was willing I made you happy by rolling your cheeks, but you are still so ignorant of flattery.

?? She was angry from it, and flattened the two pointed long fox ears into airplane ears, narrowed the two slender fox eyes slightly, and jumped onto Mr. Ji's silver-white walking stick in two or three times, using her strength to bounce to the ground. The top of his head finally fell steadily into Ji Mingzhi's arms, forming a ball. The little fox raised his head slightly, and the fox's mouth slowly opened up. The corners of his mouth got bigger and bigger, and he laughed at Mr. Ji.

?? Mr. Ji whose gray hair was caught by the fox's paw stood up in a pinch: "..."

??Suddenly realized that he shouldn't have counted on Firefox to make his father happy, Ji Zhizhi: "..."

??As the corners of Firefox's mouth got bigger and bigger, Ji Youshan's anger rose higher and higher, and finally he simply raised the crutch in his hand and threw it at Ji Mingming, his master and his favorite two.

?? Ji Mingzhi dexterously dodged away with Firefox in his arms, and then said frightened and mean, "Daddy! Listen to me! I asked Firefox to make you happy, I didn't intend to make her angry with you ! This is all her own thing to do, it has nothing to do with me, I am just an insignificant passer-by A, bah! Not A, but B, C, D... that's all!"

??Firefox rolled his eyes fiercely when he heard the words, and then in Ji Zhizhi's arms, he covered his pointed head with his big fluffy tail firmly, keeping his eyes out of his mind The father and son were having a fight.

?? Ji Youshan was furious, "I believe you are evil! You little beast!"

?? Ji Zhiming refused to accept it, "If I am a little beast, then you are always an old beast! Hurting others and not benefiting yourself, old man!"

?? Ji Youshan became even more angry. Even his legs and feet, which were usually not very bright when he was old, became very bright.

?? Ji Mingzhi obviously noticed this, and tried to reason with his old man while running, "Sure enough, when people are extremely angry, their latent abilities will be stimulated. Your old legs have a lot of inspiration, old man, look I have provoked you so much today, and let you run, it will be treated as promoting blood circulation and removing blood stasis on your legs. Look at this, don't slap your face, people need face and trees need skin! Ahhhhh Ah, don't spank your ass, it hurts!"

?? Ji Mingzhi was hit on the butt by the silver crutch by the crutch, and the force was merciless. He hissed hard because of the pain, and even yelled for pain several times.

?? The old man stopped on the spot, leaning on his cane, bent over and gasping for breath, cursing intermittently, "You deserve it! Why, why don't you hurt you to death! You are an unfilial son! Raise an unfilial fox!"

?? Facing Master Ji's scolding, Firefox remained indifferent, even purring loudly.

?? Mr. Ji: "..."

??Suddenly felt that all the anger in my heart was suffocated.

??Heart hurts!

??Looking at the nearby soldiers, although they were all standing on their posts very dutifully and conscientiously, their eyes, which were originally fixed, were secretly squinting. Turning to the end of the eyes, there is only a large white of the eyes in the eye sockets. People who don't know what's inside thought that the Imperial Military Conference Center was also occupied by strange beasts, and all the black eyeballs disappeared.

??His hands in his pockets, walking in front of Ji, the head of the family, Mingli alone, rubbed his forehead with some headaches, and glanced at the two restless people behind him, one old and one young, and the Firefox , it is not difficult to guess that tomorrow's Xingbo headlines will be how unreliable Ji Sijun is...

??It's really a pig teammate, if you return a pig, you will lose three pigs!

??Even the king and Lao Tzu are hard to move, no wonder Ji Sijun's trust value and prestige in the hearts of the people of the empire has always been ranked at the bottom.

?? But with these three pig teammates, as long as they are quieter, more silent, and more normal, with his Ji Mingli's ability and their Ji Sijun's strength, they have long been ranked first in the Imperial Army .

??·····

?? Ji Mingli's side didn't stop, and Salmon Nord's side didn't get any better.

?? Looking at the little guy who is wearing yellow bows all over his body today, and can't even see the warm round tiger eyes on weekdays, walking in the yard, he feels very distressed.

??After dealing with today's military affairs, he stood in his bedroom, thinking hard about how to persuade the little guy to give up this "noble and elegant" aesthetic, while looking through the window at the little guy's love for the pond. The cute red koi asked enthusiastically, "Am I elegant today? Am I gentle today? Am I noble today?"

??Suddenly the corner of his eye twitched fiercely.

?? Judging from the style and style of the little guy in recent days, after asking about the red koi rations, it is time to ask yourself.

??Hu Yanyan didn't wait for the answer from the red koi, but saw the little yellow duck, Axiang and Tutu coming. As soon as they came in, they saw a large golden ball. They thought it was the tiger boss Xin Tao A basketball ball or something came, and I kicked it with one kick.

?? Kick, can't move.

?? Kick again, still not moving.

?? Rhubarb refused to accept it, and immediately pushed out Axiang, who was the largest among the three favorites in terms of size and strength, and ordered, "Use all the strength of your pig, kick it hard, and give this ball to Laozi hard." Kick it out, Ben Duck will not believe it, and he can't kick a ball!"

?? Salmon Nord's eyelids twitched violently, feeling that the three little guys were going to be unlucky.

??Then I saw that my little guy got angry immediately, and saw the ball trembling all over his body when he got angry, and saw the golden bow on his body crashing to the ground, and then the ball's true face was revealed.

??rhubarb:······

??Ashanti:······

??Bunny:······

??Looking at Lushan's true face on the ball, the three pets suddenly petrified.

??Hu Yanyan smiled, "Kick me?"

??The three little pets are crying, you look at me, I look at you, you push me and I push you, and finally push the most timid Tutu out, hoping that the tiger boss will see that Tutu is harmless For the sake of being very cute, don't bother with them.

?? But who would have thought that these two duds made a mistake.

??I saw Tutu's long pink ears covering his red eyes for an instant, and said softly, "Boss Yan, I didn't kick you..."

??Kicked Rhubarb & Ah Xiang: "······QAQ"

?? What a mistake!

?? Rhubarb struggling to survive, "Yan, Boss Yan, we have encountered a bottleneck in our cultivation, so I come to ask you for advice..."

??Otherwise we are usually busy cultivating adults, where would we find the time to come to you, let alone kick your ass...

?? Da Huang did not dare to say the following words, but he very much hoped that his boss could understand what he meant.

?? When Hu Yanyan heard that there was a problem with his cultivation, he was immediately attracted attention, and said in a puzzled way, "Bottleneck? What kind of bottleneck? I've always practiced like this. It's been smooth sailing. I haven't encountered it before. Tell me about it." .”

??rhubarb:"······"

?? People are better than people, you have to throw it away.

?? Pets are better than pets. I don’t want to live anymore. Is there any QAQ?

?? Rhubarb flattered her heartbrokenly, "Boss, you are extremely talented and of noble birth. Of course we little shrimps are no match for you. Look at the three of us stuck here. This trend in the cultivation cheats says: If you want to practice this skill, you must first become a tiger! Boss Yan, we are halfway through the practice, and this sentence appeared in the secret book, and we discovered that we are not tigers! Will there be any sequelae?"

??Tutu also cried softly, "Don't call it a tiger, I, I, and I are afraid of seeing a tiger. My legs tremble and I can't move..."

?? Ah Xiang also said with a disheveled face, "Although I am big, I have a lot of meat. I heard that many tigers like my size. Tiger boss, do your tiger clan still eat pigs?"

??Hu Yanyan rubbed his chin, and asked in confusion, "When I was practicing, why didn't I remember that this cheat book also required animal types?"

??Although Hu Yanyan can transform into a human form, she is still willing to appear as a prototype, especially when she is basking in the sun. The fur on her body is warm and super comfortable.

?? At this time, it pondered for a while in its long-standing memory, but still didn't remember such a rule, so it simply waved its little paw at the three little pets, pulled out the cheats on them, found the page, and saw the crooked usage on it. There are a few big characters like a dog lying on the brush, and there is a shameful silence.

?? Da Huang said heartbrokenly, "Boss Tiger, you see, the characters written by the dog are not as good-looking as the ones I scribbled with duck paws. In order to recognize these words, the three of us studied for several days... "

?? A somewhat illiterate Hu Yanyan: "······"

??These few sentences are clearly from the book that it found with its paws when its mother taught it to write.

??Unexpectedly, it was such a coincidence that this book was dumped by it to the three little ones.

?? Facing the three little ones who had trouble sleeping and eating day and night, and developed pairs of black and black eye bags, Hu Yanyan said without any psychological burden or guilt, "It's all trivial, just pretend you didn't see it." become."

?? The three little ones immediately put their hearts into their stomachs.

?? Da Huang tentatively said again, "Boss Yan, can I tell my little friend about this cultivation secret book?"

?? Hu Yanyan widened his eyes, and said in disbelief, "Dahuang, besides Ah Xiang Tutu, you actually have other friends? What kind? Why haven't you heard of it?"

?? Rhubarb twisted the corner of his clothes in embarrassment.

?? Ah Xiang hummed and said, "Boss Yan, Rhubarb is a small socialite in our neighborhood. Whether it is a stray pet or a war pet, there is no pet it is not familiar with."

??Hu Yanyan was happy, even the little depression that was kicked by them just now was gone, grinning his beard, rummaging through his cave, and took out a copy of the secret law of heaven and earth, and said to the three little ones, "I'm giving it to you. You have a short-term practice that can quickly increase your own strength. You should teach as many animals as possible, let them learn it, and labor and capital will bring them to the battlefield!"

??Recently, the alien beast clan has become more and more rampant, and they can't keep up with this tiger.

??Especially the big partner has been investigating the recent destruction of Pan Lu's army. He hasn't had a good night's sleep for several days. It hurts in his heart.

??In order to share the burden for his big friend, Hu Yanyan decided to train a well-trained pet army with overwhelming combat effectiveness. When the time comes, he will blind all humans on the battlefield and blow the heads of all alien beasts melon seeds.

??作者有话要说：感谢在2020-11-10?17:50:34~2020-11-20?12:13:04期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~

??感谢灌溉营养液的小天使：花昳?20瓶；柚川?11瓶；47070271?6瓶；41763817?1瓶；

?? Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!