This alien is obviously super fierce but too good wife and mother

The yacht is docked, and the lights on the shore are bright.This is a newly developed coastal resort, not low-grade, not too far from the city.

Lai Shengjie turned off the engine.The thing lying on the bottom of the boat failed to stop the car under the action of inertia, and was thrown to the underwater shore, where it was knocked hard, and the star suddenly appeared on its head.

Shi Pei had already dressed and got off the boat with Lai Shengjie.Alien finally pulled himself off the wall and shrank back to the bottom of the boat. As soon as Shi Pei and Lai Shengjie left, the draft of the boat changed obviously, and Alien felt his body float up a little.

It quickly poked its head up, the night was dark, Lai Shengjie parked the boat in a corner, Shi Pei and he were still standing on the shore talking.

The Alien panicked, looked left and right, and finally found a seafood box on the boat. The Alien stretched its body and swam in a thin line, studied the structure of the seafood box, and finally He snapped open the buckle on the top, and poked his head into it.

Inside were two huge lobsters submerged in water, still alive, with their pincers bound by two thin rubber bands.

Lai Shengjie's voice came over, "...That's fine, wait a minute, I'll take your two lobsters and send you back."

Most of the aliens are still outside the water tank, and the sharp pincers of the lobster have been pressed inside, and they are in a dilemma.When Lai Shengjie got on the boat, it swooped in, flipped the lid back and closed it.

The seafood box shook violently a few times, Lai Shengjie came over and saw the seafood box, pressed the loose buckle and lifted it away.

The alien who was shrunk in the box heard the sound of the buckle being buckled, and his heart was full of despair.

Lai Shengjie was carrying the seafood box, still wondering, can the two lobsters he bought weigh like this?Aren't the profiteers here always short of money?

Shi Pei hadn't recovered too much after he landed, Lai Shengjie was careless, he didn't take it seriously at first glance, seeing that Shi Pei was no longer in the mood to play, knowing that it was yellow tonight, it was quite a pity, so he stretched out his hand to pat Pat him on the shoulder, "Frightened? It's okay, it may really be an octopus. This piece has just been developed, so it's not unusual."

Shi Pei was not only frightened, he was frightened to death.He was still convinced that the thing was not an octopus just now, but after a while, when Lai Shengjie said that again, his heart began to shake again - after all, there is really no other explanation except for an octopus.

He didn't seem to be too cowardly, just nodded and said, "Yes."

Lai Shengjie saw that he was holding on, raised his eyebrows, and said with a smile, "I'll take you back. You're tired too."

Shi Pei didn't have the energy to go to Lai Shengjie's party anymore, so Lai Shengjie put the water tank he took from the boat into the trunk, and after delivering Shi Pei home, he got out of the car and took the box out, saying, "You bought two lobsters so big, why don't you buy them yourself?" Do you know how to do it?"

The seafood box is the dishes ordered by Shi Pei's mother, and when Shi Pei usually goes out to play in the water, he will bring some seafood to his parents, so that he can have a meal when he goes home.

Shi Pei waved his hand, took the box over, almost fell to the ground, Lai Shengjie laughed again, Shi Pei lost face in front of him twice today, thinking that he really didn't read the almanac when he went out today.After Lai Shengjie left, Shi Pei kicked the heavy seafood box to the kitchen, didn't even have the energy to open it to take a look, took a hasty shower, and fell headlong on the bed.

He was lying on the bed, the phone vibrated a few more times, Shi Pei was lying on the bed, fumbling with his hands on the bed, picked up the phone to check, Chen Luo sent a few more words, and asked how he and Lai Shengjie were getting along.

After only seeing him for a few hours, how can we know how things are going, Shi Pei only has the impression that he looks okay.Chen Luo was very interested in pulling pimps, but Shi Pei soon felt bored.

It is not in vain that Chen Luo feels that Shi Pei is a beast among human beings. From childhood to adulthood, Shi Pei only looks at faces when he is in a relationship, and he is more demanding.Chen Luo couldn't find him picky, after all, Shi Pei's only condition was face.

Chen Luo often felt strange, Shi Pei looked at the person with a cold face, as if there was no emotional fluctuation, and he didn't distract himself at all.Shi Pei said why don't I get distracted, I'm especially distracted when I'm good-looking.

The next sentence is, but there is no one that can particularly distract me.

At this moment, Chen Luo wanted to slap him on the head.

The scolding is all scolding, as a friend, Chen Luo often introduces Shi Pei's partner, although Shi Pei is often in the same mood, neither high nor low, every time he breaks one, Chen Luo scolds "you bastard", next time he will continue Find it, I'm old.

Shi Pei didn't know what to say, so he sent Chen Luo a random emoji, and his eyelids began to fight while lying on the bed.There was a beeping sound from the side, and a Siamese jumped onto Shi Pei's bed and began to rub against his hand.

It was Shi Pei's cat, named Safilot, with a very docile temperament, with a small black face and blue eyes.It put the meat pad on Shi Pei's shoulder and sniffed his ear, Shi Pei smiled, hooked its chin and scratched it and squinted his eyes, he was so sleepy, he couldn't bear it after playing with the cat for a while Then he took it out of the room and put it back to the cat's nest, and fell asleep when he came back.

Right now, the kitchen.

The tightly closed water tank shook twice in the dark, making a slight sound.The things inside pushed up with all their strength, arching the lid of the box, and then a black thing came out of the gap.

The slit that the alien tried to push up was very small, so it could only stretch itself long and thin, and drill out bit by bit. When it finally pulled itself out completely, it was already so tired that it spread out on the floor in a large piece.It rested for a while and looked around. The kitchen was very clean, the countertop was full of unopened seasonings, the knives and pots were shiny and there were no traces of use.

The alien seemed to feel that it was not good for him to be so big in someone else's house, so he rolled himself up a little like a princess lifting the hem of his skirt, rolled out of the kitchen, and came to the corridor.

The house was quiet and all the lights were turned off, but it didn't matter. The alien's night vision was excellent and his hearing was very sensitive, which allowed him to see the pair of green glowing eyes not far away and the low-pitched eyes in a very timely manner. grunt.

Safilot was taken home by Shi Pei when he was a kitten, and Shi Pei hardly took anyone home. Apart from Shi Pei, Safilot rarely saw other living things at home—except Shi Pei forgot to throw out the trash A few cockroaches were brought in.

At this moment, the brave kitten pawed nervously on the ground with its four meat pads, looking at the black mass in front of it, it was as indistinguishable as its owner from what it was, but once it violated itself and its owner A common territory move, it has the responsibility to guard this home.

Alien felt a little embarrassed, as if he had been caught on the spot by a thief, he confronted this magical plush creature helplessly, but he couldn't reciprocate the enthusiastic eyes towards it, so he could only move aside wordlessly , he climbed up the wall and rolled towards the ceiling bit by bit.

Safilot looked up at its every move with a small face, his eyes were burning, which made the alien feel pressured.

In the blink of an eye, Safilot made a move. When the unknown thing was about to crawl out of its attack range, it jumped vigorously and scratched it with its paws, but it missed, and the thing flexed flexibly. Go down a piece, let the kitten scratch the air, quite a kind of provocative meaning of "hey~ I can't scratch it~".

Safilot yelled angrily and fluttered angrily.The alien panicked, leaned against the wall and shushed it softly, trying to appease the furious stuffed creature.

The door of Shi Pei's room was closed, and Safilot yelled a few times outside, but there was no response from inside.The alien felt a little tricky, so it decided to lie down here and pretend to die for a while, but in the next second, a very bad feeling invaded it.

Under Safilot's violent beating, the cat, which was in the period of hair loss, began to scatter its fur around like a dandelion. As soon as these tiny hairs approached the alien, it felt a deadly itching, and it froze on the wall. A moment, and then an earth-shattering sneeze.

Maybe you will ask how the alien sneezes, which is slightly different from when humans sneeze. The alien does not spit out anything, but the sneezing behavior makes him unable to control his form freely, so every time it sneezes, The shape will spread out, like a cloud that is not so soft. After the third sneeze, the alien shape has changed from its original exquisiteness to looseness, hanging weakly on a corner of the ceiling.

Safilot was frightened, it bowed its body nervously, looking at the strange thing on the ceiling that kept making strange noises, things were beyond its control.

The Alien is very uncomfortable, it is a well-bred monster who would be embarrassed to spread out in other people's kitchens, and now it is sneezing on other people's ceilings and cannot control its own shape... ...it feels bad.

It has realized that its own symptoms are inseparable from the stuffed creature underneath, so it began to roll itself away while sneezing. Safilot was shocked, this guy dared to go further.

Shi Pei turned over on the bed, he slept very restlessly, as if he was dreaming about his childhood, when he lived with his grandmother in a seaside town, he was already very good at swimming, he could swim two times in the community swimming pool. back and forth.

He was no longer satisfied with dominating the swimming pool in the community, and ran to the beach by himself.Did you go swimming at that time?Shi Pei forgot very well, even in his dreams, it was still a blur, only the constantly churning waves.

The alien was chased by the cat and rolled around Shi Pei's house. He was about to collapse. The more Sephilot ran, the more the cat's fur fluttered.The alien sneezed and sneezed so badly that he couldn't hang on the ceiling, he went through all the rooms with open doors, and finally found a closed door in a panic and got in.

The room was very quiet, the human was lying on the bed, breathing slightly.

The uncontrollable alien completely got in and covered the entire ceiling. He kept sneezing. Although the frequency was much less than that outside, he still couldn't restrain himself from being out of shape. Seeing that the ceiling began to slowly cover Living on four walls, and because of gravity, the entire room is completely covered.

It's like a house painter with dark taste painting the walls of a room black.

Now, there are two paths in front of the alien, the first is to leave Shi Pei's room, get caught by cats running around outside, sneezing wildly, and finally give Shi Pei a new home with three bedrooms and one living room; second, stay in In Shi Pei's room, he only painted the walls of one room.

Alien doesn't know what Hamlet is, but at this time, he is already facing a fate decision similar to Hamlet's.

Safilot scratched the door meowingly, Shi Pei turned over again, lay on his back on the bed, and then opened his eyes.