I don't want to wear a small dress

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Yokohama is a coastal city, and the most indispensable thing is water.Although it is said that the practice of water breathing requires close contact with the water flow, Akutagawa is not so sick that he directly throws Kyoka into the sea.

He threw Jinghua into the river.

The water quality of this river is crystal clear, and it is a favorite suicide place of a former cadre. The temperature and depth of the water are suitable for disciples to come here to feel the water flow.

Mirror flower: "?"

"Jump down?" Jinghua's eyes widened, and the hair on her head almost stood on end.

"Yeah." Ryunosuke put his hands in his pockets, without a trace of expression on his face, like a cool guy, very serious.

"Increase the amount of breathing gas to increase the energy generated from aerobic respiration... that is, let the blood get more oxygen from the lungs, strengthen the heart and lung function, and stimulate the body's strength." Akutagawa explained, "This is the breathing method The principle, try it?" Seems like this?

Jinghua: "?" The dumb hair on his head shook, and Jinghua, who was not highly educated, said that he couldn't understand what Akutagawa-sama was saying.

"Just breathe hard." Akutagawa, who couldn't explain it, was more inclined to demonstrate with his upper body. He pulled out the knife at Kyoka's waist with his backhand, and moved his feet lightly: "Breathing of water, one type · water surface slash."

A thin line of water appeared, slashed on the river surface, drew the knife to cut off the water, retracted the knife to cover the water, the blue water waves disappeared in the air, Akutagawa habitually turned the knife in his hand, and tilted his head to look at Jinghua.

"understand?"

Jinghua blinked.

"Nizhitype Waterwheel." The rotating waterwheel appeared, causing a wave of spray, and sheathed the knife, Akutagawa looked inquiringly.

"Master Akutagawa..." Jinghua's eyes sparkled, "Is that the one?!"

"I'm going to call you teacher in the future." Akutagawa emphasized lightly, and then Rashomon threw him down directly.

Mirror Flower: "..."

She suspected Akutagawa... The teacher didn't know how to explain it!

"Puhahaha," across the river, the man in the sand-colored windbreaker smiled happily, "Great Mr. Akutagawa, if you throw it like this, Kyoka-chan will drown if you don't know~"

Akutagawa didn't look up, his eyes were fixed on Kyoka floating in the water.I don't care at all why this guy appeared here, it's not uncommon to meet Mr. Dazai anywhere, especially in this kind of place, suicide by jumping into a river seems to have been engraved in Mr. Dazai's DNA.

"No." He was very sure, "This level of water can't drown anyone." When I was training, I was always under the waterfall, washed by the huge impact, and I would fall into the stone if I was not careful. Below, swallowed by the deep pool.

"Besides, didn't Mr. Dazai just come up from the inside?" He should know best whether to drown or not.

Dazai: "..." Speaking of which, there really is something wrong with his daily diving activities, right?

#大李先生, a frail man can’t drown, but Jinghuajiang is a mature and reliable underage girl#

Osamu Dazai smiled lightly, like a wet black cat, cowered in the cold air, and ended his jumping into the river this morning. When Mr. Dazai was about to go to work, he suddenly saw Akutagawa at the port Ryunosuke and Izumi Kyoka appeared by the river. Although he didn't want to see Akutagawa Ryunosuke, he seemed to hear something interesting——

Breathing?

Is it a trick learned in another world?

The black cat that was aroused by the curiosity endured the dripping Mao Mao, squatting on the side in the slightly cold wind, secretly watching the behavior of the two rabbits.As a result, the big rabbit threw the little rabbit into the river——

What, Akutagawa doesn't even know how to teach students!

Dazai suddenly had a lot of balance in his heart, and there was also an inexplicable sense of pride (?)

"Mr. Dazai isn't going to work?" You're all soaked, isn't it cold?Akutagawa, who recently took care of Kyoka and Yinzhao and saw the experience value, subconsciously thought of this question, "It's not good if you have a fever."

"Oh my, I was actually cared by Akutagawa..." Osamu Dazai had a bright smile on his face, not thinking about his body at all, "Will it be warm if you die with a fever? It is indeed a suicide method that I have never thought about. , refreshing, sunny and full of vigor!"

"No, it's impossible to be full of vitality if you have a fever..." Akutagawa, who was gradually developing into a complaint, replied subconsciously. The feeling of having a fever was really uncomfortable. When I was in poor health, every time I was injured or kicked off by the teacher When going to the waterfall, he would have a fever and feel drowsy. His body was so hot that he almost melted away, but he didn't feel warm at all. He was so cold that he died.And accompanied by physical pain, weakness, and the feeling of weakness, he has experienced it countless times since he was a child, and he will subconsciously reject it.

"Have you ever tried Akutagawa? Come on, tell me how you felt at that time?" Mr. Dazai was full of beauty, his cute face was stained with blush, revealing the cuteness that made countless women willing to die in love with him.

"Ah..." Akutagawa, who is rather straight, casually put it off, and Rashomon fished up a wet mirror flower, "I don't feel much."

"Hey, is that so?" Osamu Dazai curled his lips in disappointment, "Hey, tell me, what does it feel like to die?" Hearing the news of Akutagawa's resurrection from Ango, Osamu Dazai has been curious for a long time, He had never understood what it was like to die, and if someone could tell him what it was like to die, he might have found a better way to commit suicide.

Then, get out of this world permanently.

Mirror flower: "?"

Just after being picked up, she heard the defected former cadre asking such impolite questions, Jinghua felt that the knife in her hand was about to move.What does death look like, you can experience it for yourself, and what others convey may not be accurate.

"I don't feel anything." But Akutagawa-sensei answered seriously, and at the same time, he threw a towel from Rashomon to her, "How do you feel?" This sentence was for Kyoka.

"Cold." Jinghua replied.

This season, the river is really cold. Of course, if you run from the bank to this side without incident, the wet Dazai Osamu not only does not look cold, but the windbreaker moves with the wind...

"anything else?"

"The buoyancy is very strong." Jinghua spoke truthfully about her feelings, "You have to use a lot of strength to resist the buoyancy in order to stand firm."

"Don't fight buoyancy, go with it." Good, "Is there any more?"

"There is no oxygen." The lungs are not used to such thin oxygen, and there is a feeling of suffocation.

"There is oxygen in the water, but very little. Only in this environment can you exercise your lungs to the maximum." After speaking, he threw Jinghua down again.There is no low-oxygen environment like Sagiri Mountain, so he has no choice but to simulate the environment he personally experienced. He didn't know if it was right, but he copied it for Jinghua according to his own training at that time.

Osamu Dazai was taken aback by the unexpected move, he thought Akutagawa was going to teach Kyoka something, but it turned out that this was it?Only fish can breathe in water, right?He was a little curious.

#Hongye Emergency Draw Knife#

"When you die, you will see the revolving lantern of life." Akutagawa suddenly continued the topic just now, "All the moments from childhood to adulthood will be displayed in front of you, flipping page by page, and finally, you will stay at the most wanted to see. Then the world became gray and dark, like broken glass, cracked piece by piece, and then lost consciousness.”

"I died so quickly, I didn't even have time...forget it." Akutagawa said, "So if I die quickly, I will feel sorry." I didn't see all the pictures.

regret it?Ah.

Mr. Dazai lowered his eyes, what is there to cherish in life?Where does the regret of not being nostalgic come from?If he was really going to die, the revolving lantern must be dark.

"Besides, Mr. Dazai's suicide is not serious at all... You don't really want to die, do you?" Intuition told Akutagawa that this sentence is inappropriate, and this awkward teacher will definitely be angry, but when he said it, he didn't think so at all. No regrets!It's even a little cool (?) Sure enough, it's abnormal somewhere!Akutagawa, who has experienced two worlds, feels fearless.

Life is very fragile. If a person really wants to die, he can achieve his wish easily, but if he wants to live, it is the most difficult thing.

The smudge on Dazai's face became a little lighter, and he covered it up as if nothing had happened before he was discovered.

"Hey, suicide is my motto in a refreshing, sunny and energetic way~ Of course, it would be even better if I have a lovely young lady to accompany me to die in love... There is no way to die in love alone, two people are needed to die in love Good talent~"

"So, you went to the Armed Detective Agency because it's easier to find a girl to die as a detective?" Akutagawa looked like he didn't expect you to be like Mr. Dazai, "However, the Armed Detective Agency might be unexpectedly suitable for you. "It's all weirdos.

"Mr. Dazai has a good eye." Akutagawa continued, "The Armed Detective Agency and Mr. Dazai are very compatible."

Akutagawa, who was taught to be a man by Dr. Yosano twice, is very grateful to the detective agency. Whether it is the detective, Kunikida-kun who has not been pissed off by Mr. Dazai, or the natural stupid little tiger, the sister-in-law Junichiro Tanizaki... It's magical.

Dazai: "..."

So why do you have that gratified expression on your face?

This is outrageous.

In the water, Jinghua vomited a bubble and gave Mr. Akutagawa a thumbs up.The physical strength for practicing swords is very good. After finding the balance in the water, Jinghuajiang stood steadily. The speed of learning is amazing. It is unexpectedly suitable for practicing water breathing.

When encountering this kind of black mud spirit, the Holy Grail of the world, the best way is to be a straight man and choke him to death.

"If you don't go to work, you will be late today." Akutagawa turned on his phone and glanced at the time. He still has more than an hour to meet up with Mr. Qihai. However, the normal working hours are around nine o'clock?

Does the port still have normal working hours?What a joke.