In those years, the scum we met

As a five-year agreement, the agreement means that she is innocent, she is shot innocently, and then she is scolded every day, and five years means that she is more innocent, she is shot innocently, and then she is cursed every day.

As for this person, everyone knows it without saying anything.

After working hard for a whole year, there is no need to mention the painful experience during the period. From the top 30 in the class to the top 30 in the age, Shang Lingxuan said that he even used the time to drink water to read books!Even the time he spent looking for Mu Kongan had to be cut in half!

Half!

Shang Lingxuan's heart is bleeding, let's not talk about Sun Xiaomeng who follows Mu Kongan all the time, well, that girl has her own heart, let alone Qi Han who disturbs Mu Kongan every now and then, well, that guy Recently, I was entangled by a pervert, and even entangled on the bed.

Shang Lingxuan who saw the hickey on Qi Han's collarbone one day said that he was really happy, you should stay away from my dear!You can't do anything anyway!

After driving away the two rivals in love, Shang Lingxuan looked at Xing Chao's hands on Mu Kong'an in his busy schedule, and was so tired that he didn't want to cry!

Honey, why are you so seductive?

Silently recalling the three English words just now in his mind, Shang Lingxuan walked up to Xing Chao, smiled politely at Xing Chao, Xing Chao shuddered reflexively, "The next class is English class Oh," Shang Lingxuan said quietly, Xing Chao was so frightened that he ran away and almost tripped.

Shang Lingxuan looked at Mu Kongan quietly, Mu Kongan turned his head calmly to talk to Sun Xiaomeng, Shang Lingxuan looked at Sun Xiaomeng sadly, Sun Xiaomeng turned around and smiled brightly at him, and then...

Ignore him!

Shang Lingxuan gritted his teeth, opened Xing Chao's English book to memorize words, and looked at Mu Kong'an's ecstasy figure while carrying them, and silently sighed in his heart that his dear was getting more and more attractive before continuing to memorize words.

His heart is tired, simply, let us light a candle for him.

After being rejected by Sun Xiaomeng's transposition request one thousand and one times, Shang Lingxuan focused on Xing Chao, but under Mu Kong'an's strong suppression, Shang Lingxuan's thoughts failed in the end, so he had to Sitting in the position facing Mu Kong'an and crying silently, it is also a happy thing to sit behind my dear place like today,

Have a good time, flip the table!Why do I have to watch my darling being coveted all the time but I can't say a word of objection!

→_→Who made you not have this right ╮(╯_╰)╭

Shang Lingxuan held the table and cried, honey, when will you give me power_(:3」∠)_

In short, relying on such a hard-working spirit to survive, Shang Lingxuan and Mu Kongan finally entered the same university!

When he got the admission notice, Shang Lingxuan almost cried with joy.

After spending a semester on the university campus, Shang Lingxuan, who feels that all flies [especially Xing Chao, Qi Han, and Sun Xiaomeng] can be far away from his dear ones, is in a particularly happy mood. Whenever he is happy, he goes to Mukongan Running to the dormitory, Shang Lingxuan was furious when he saw naked men with shirtless upper body all over the dormitory.

This is blatant cheating!

Shang Lingxuan scratched the wall angrily in his heart, and his whole body went crazy. After looking at the people in their dormitory with gloomy rays of death, Shang Lingxuan showed a smile like an abandoned puppy, with a little Poor smile said: "Kongan~"

Mu Kong'an suppressed a smile in his heart, and felt that Shang Lingxuan's current state was very interesting. From a patient with rabies to a patient with severe loyal dog disease, Mu Kong'an said that the change was too great to bear to look at.

After Shang Lingxuan tried his best, but was still unable to abduct Mu Kong'an, he had to leave with his tail between his legs, devastated and devastated.

After he left, the boss asked Mu Kong'an, "Xiao An, why did you make us shirtless? Didn't you usually say that it would be a hindrance to the appearance of the city?"

Mu Kongan flipped through the book calmly, "It's too hot, how can I bear it?"

The boss burst into tears with gratitude, deeply feeling that the dormitory is as small as a treasure!Where can I find such thoughtfulness!

Mu Kong'an smiled lightly, recently someone's life was so happy that it made him, an unhappy person, very uncomfortable to watch.

Shang Lingxuan returned to the dormitory and started the daily task again - to record everything about Mu Kongan.

Waiting for the recording to finish, I turned on my phone and went to Weibo, only to see a circle of flashy messages showing love!Shang Lingxuan gritted his teeth and looked at it for a long time, only to realize that Christmas is coming soon.

Christmas!Good day to confess!Hurry up and ask your dear one out to take an oath of sovereignty!

Then, Shang Lingxuan looked at the spot and felt that his dear had already fallen asleep, so he suppressed his anxiety, and finally couldn't help but ran to Weibo.

Shang Lingxuan said that the shameless lunatic in Qi Han's family has no shame!It's okay to openly show affection on Weibo! What's the matter with tmd intentionally at yourself? !

Your sister is only single!I clearly have a master!

Bah bah bah, you are not a dog!

Shang Lingxuan looked angrily at #扬几一个单独狗, I wish you all a successful confession on such a beautiful day as the coming Christmas, bid farewell to being single~~#上不去明明明明...

Below is a bunch of pictures, all of them showing their love for each other with Qi Han!

Peat in hand!Sooner or later touch the mud!Kiss fuck off!Sooner or later a mouthful of blood!What are you hugging? !It's full of bones to kill you!

Shang Lingxuan, who was very upset, tossed and turned and couldn't sleep, and was about to take revenge on the society, but he even received a text message.

"Ling Xuan, take the meditation class for me tomorrow afternoon, I'm going to buy a present for my wife!"

Xiuxiuxiu!Sooner or later, take the torch and burn you all to death!Shang Lingxuan replied with a dark face: "Wait until next year to think about it, and see you manually."

Shang Lingxuan turned over again, deeply feeling that the current life is difficult, his lover doesn't want him, and there is a swarm of bees around his little flowers all day long. Show affection every now and then to stimulate yourself!

It's hard being alone, my dear, when will you be with me.

If you don't promise me again, I will really cry qaq.

But, why do I feel that you won't agree to me even if I cry?

Shang Lingxuan, who seriously considered whether this method could be successful, began to imitate the literary youth with some melancholy,

Because of your cold face, I can't forget it day and night, and I can't sleep peacefully,

My dear, you have a good heart, please help me!

Shang Lingxuan was completely disgusted by himself, he stroked the violent goosebumps on his body, Shang Lingxuan pulled the quilt over his head, thinking about the possibility of sleeping.

Early the next morning, Shang Lingxuan, who was waiting by the phone to call Mu Kongan as soon as 8 o'clock passed, was extremely anxious. After 8 o'clock, Shang Lingxuan was full of expectations and anxiously called Mu Kongan , made the promise to go out together on Christmas, but was interrupted by Mu Kongan's light words,

"Christmas, I have an appointment."

Shang Lingxuan only felt that his heart was shattered into pieces, and with the wind blowing gently, he drifted away and fell into the world.

Honey, who do you have an appointment with?Make it clear!Male or female? !No, both men and women are in danger!

Honey, can you just look at me and nobody else?Shang Lingxuan looked at the phone with tears streaming down his face, thinking about the possibility of following Mu Kongan.

Five years five years!When is it a head!Can't you go faster?Promised why you were born!

And scientists!What does the country feed you for!Can't even develop a time shuttle machine!What do I need you for? !

I think I need a doctor the most right now, Shang Lingxuan thought, is there any solution for lovesickness?

So, on Christmas this year, the poor Shang Lingxuan sent a text message to Mu Kong'an every 30 seconds, sent a MMS message every 1 minute, and called Mu Kong'an every 3 minutes, eating instant noodles pitifully. Guarding the phone, he had to pay the phone bill halfway and gave Mu Kongan 5 minutes to clean up. Finally, Mu Kongan watched his grandfather who came from afar enter the bathroom silently, and picked up Shang Lingxuan from the bathroom. He scolded him sharply for 5 minutes, and hung up the phone with the ending words "If you call and send text messages again, I will turn off the phone".

Shang Lingxuan looked at the phone pitifully, deeply feeling that he was an abandoned puppy, and he was short of singing "Little Cabbage in the Field", and after 30 seconds, he reflexively wanted to send a text message to Mu Kongan , but thinking of what Mu Kongan said just now, Shang Lingxuan, who was discouraged, suddenly saw the WeChat icon, and then he smiled.

From then on, the era of 30-second WeChat and 1-minute QQ began. It is said that when Mu Kongan sent his grandfather away and returned to the dormitory, when he opened WeChat, he was shocked by the number of messages that popped up, and finally caused the phone to crash!After Mu Kongan unplugged the battery and turned on his phone again, and looked at Shang Lingxuan's useless WeChat messages and QQ messages, he felt that he needed to have a good talk with Shang Lingxuan.

The content of the conversation was very simple, and Mu Kongan only said a few words, "I heard that WeChat will soon launch a function to attract black people. There is no one in my QQ blacklist, so I really want to try the blacklist."

Shang Lingxuan said that he was almost scared to pee!

Shang Lingxuan said tremblingly that he would never dare to ask Mu Kongan to let him go, he must change his past mistakes, put down the butcher knife, become a Buddha and start a new life...

Mu Kong'an couldn't take it anymore and hung up the phone, Shang Lingxuan was so wronged and cried in bed,

It is enough that the annual Christmas is so ecstatic.

And the annual Valentine's Day is approaching, Shang Lingxuan rubbed his shoulders and vowed to invite Mu Kong'an out!

Confession on Valentine's Day, the possibility of success is relatively high!

Although I think Shang Lingxuan needs a brain more, goddammit~