The "rival" of rebirth is too domineering

Such a tangled weekend finally passed, and it ushered in the beginning of a week of work, Monday.All the students looked at the beautiful and lovely weekend and waved to themselves and said "goodbye", and the next weekend was still far away, so they couldn't help feeling depressed and yawning, especially Xue Ziwen.

After Xue Ziwen yawned his sixth yawn that could fit an elephant, Chen Haoxuan finally couldn't help asking: "Brother, what did you do last night? Did you become a thief? Why are you in such a bad mood?" It's almost stuck together, the kind that can't be separated, it's more effective than 502 glue...

"Alas~" Xue Ziwen lay down on the table, facing Chen Haoxuan and complained: "Xuanzi, let you try to get up at five o'clock every weekend on weekends, you must be worse than me!" After finishing speaking, he yawned again.

"Why do you get up at five o'clock?"

"Accompany Liu Xiaomei to the wholesale market to get vegetables... Her father's illness is a bit troublesome, her mother has been taking care of her father, and she has no time to grow vegetables, and the land at home is deserted, so I have to go to the wholesale market to do wholesale... Actually It’s just Saturday and Sunday, and she’s usually not free, she has to go to school... Ha~ I’m so sleepy~ It’s the first time I know that I have to get up so early to sell vegetables. And that tricycle, shit! It’s so difficult to ride! No wonder Liu Xiaomei can’t ride it Moved."

"Brother, not bad, I finally learned how to help others." Chen Haoxuan said jokingly, patted Xue Ziwen on the shoulder, and thought to himself, finally he stopped playing dead.

"Please call me Huo Lei Feng, thank you~" Xue Ziwen's upper eyelids drooped half a point again, "Hey, I can't do it, I want to catch up on sleep, the teacher is here and call me..." After finishing speaking, the eyelids closed, completely He fell asleep on the table and snored after a while.

Chen Haoxuan shook his head, took out his mobile phone, and began to check the stock market again.

At this moment, the squad leader walked in from the door of the classroom, walking briskly, obviously in a good mood.

"Hey, everyone, be quiet, be quiet. I have a good news and a bad news to tell you, which one do you want to hear?" The squad leader walked up to the podium, clapped his hands, and said.

"Okay!" "Bad!" "Okay"... All kinds of yelling came to mind around the classroom, but most of them just joined in the fun, and it was secondary to which one to listen to first.

"Okay, I'm not going to tell you the truth, I'll talk about the bad first. Everyone has to pay again."

"What?! Pay again?!"

"Should I buy materials? Oh, I can't finish that pile, I still need to buy..."

"Donate money?"

……

Everyone chattered about it.

"Haha~ The principal is going to marry a wife, let's pay for the wedding~" A voice joked, causing a burst of laughter.

The class leader satisfies the quiz and finally revealed the answer: "Okay, okay, let me tell you the good news. Our class's application for the autumn tour has been approved. So, everyone, prepare the New Year's money to pay the travel expenses."

Qiuyou, these two words are like a drop of water splashed into the high-temperature oil, making the atmosphere in the class boil again.

"Eh? Where are you going, monitor?"

"Tentatively going to climb a mountain, a newly developed mountain 10 kilometers away from xx County, do you have any opinions?"

"Mountain climbing? Is there a picnic?"

"You may have."

"I hope there are fish to catch."

"There may be some small fish in the pools in the mountains, but there may be big fish."

"Oye!"

……

Everyone looked excited, obviously looking forward to this autumn outing, but there was one exception——Chen Haoxuan.Ever since he climbed and fell from a tree when he was six years old, he has had a psychological shadow, and he always has a lingering fear of places that are too high.

Therefore, for Chen Haoxuan, a "late-stage patient" with a fear of heights, climbing mountains is tantamount to eating arsenic|arsenic.

In his previous life, Chen Haoxuan found an excuse and successfully became a deserter—but in this life, is he using his stomachache as an excuse?Or is it better to use a cold and fever as an excuse? ...Chen Haoxuan has already forgotten how he "escaped a catastrophe" in his previous life, and now he is frowning as he thinks about it. In the eyes of outsiders, he looks serious, as if he is thinking about major events in life.

Shu Baichuan lazily raised his eyelids, glanced at Chen Haoxuan, narrowed his eyes, thought for a while, evoked a faint smile, and then turned his eyes back to the book in his hand.

On the cover of the book it says, "The Weakness of Human Nature".

The time for the autumn outing was set on the weekend of this week, and the location was at a newly developed tourist attraction near a certain county in City Z, where there was a beach and surrounding mountains.The class monitor was in charge of contacting them, and they chartered a bus, gathered at the gate of the school at 08:30, and went there together.

At 07:30 on Saturday morning, Chen Haoxuan, who had planned ahead of time, called Xue Ziwen in advance:

"Beep-beep-" The phone rang twice before being connected.

"Ouch~Zi...Ziwen? Well...it hurts...I may have eaten my stomach last night, but today it hurts so much, I...I can't go hiking in autumn...I can't go. Help me tell the head teacher Right... Ouch..." Maybe it was because it had been brewing for too long, and just as the other party picked up the phone, Chen Haoxuan yelled "Ouch, ouch".In order to make himself groan|groan more similarly, Chen Haoxuan even performed the gesture of covering his stomach very "dedicatedly".

The other side was silent for a few seconds.

"Stomach pain?" There was a cold and smiling voice on the other end of the phone, obviously not Xue Ziwen's.

"Ah... Achuan?" Chen Haoxuan was stunned, for a moment, he even forgot to continue "Ouch".

"Yeah, are you surprised to hear my voice?"

"Eh... also... not..." Chen Haoxuan hesitated, thinking, didn't I call Ziwen?

"Then...A Chuan, you know it's okay, you can ask the head teacher for leave for me. Thank you~ha...haha~" Chen Haoxuan laughed dryly, and felt that Shu Baichuan was not as easy to fool as his little friend Xue Ziwen, so he had no choice but to hope that Shu Baichuan would not be fooled. Will get to the bottom of it.

"No problem, then you have a good rest." Shu Baichuan returned unhurriedly.

Chen Haoxuan breathed a sigh of relief, and replied excitedly: "Then thank you, Achuan."

"Oh, no thanks."

After hanging up the phone, Chen Haoxuan specifically checked the communication records—huh?Is it really "Shu Baichuan"?How could it be wrong?Chen Haoxuan scratched his hair, puzzled.

Forget it, if you can’t figure it out, don’t think about it, maybe your fingers are too thick, and you accidentally pressed the wrong one?After all, the shortcut key of Achuan's phone is just behind Ziwen's shortcut key.Therefore, Chen Haoxuan, who felt that he had escaped successfully, put the matter behind him very comfortably, rolled up the quilt, and lay back on the bed to catch up on sleep.

Do push-ups when you wake up, it seems like you haven't exercised in a long time.When Chen Haoxuan fell into a light sleep, he thought of this.

Therefore, Chen Haoxuan, who was relieved too early, found out after a long time that Shu Baichuan switched the shortcut keys between him and Xue Ziwen at some point, so that his shortcut keys were ranked in front of Xue Ziwen... and at that time, Chen Haoxuan had already After being eaten by Shu Dahu, there was nothing left.

Another half hour passed.

"Ding dong ding dong", the doorbell of Chen Haoxuan's house rang twice. Mother Chen, who was making breakfast in the kitchen, wiped her hands, walked out, and opened the door.

"Huh? Bai Chuan? Why is it so early?" Mother Chen asked in surprise, and welcomed Shu Bai Chuan in.

"Yeah, today's class event, I'll call Haoxuan earlier, in case he sleeps through."

"Oh, you are so caring, child." Chen's mother said with a smile on her face, "I think my stupid son has forgotten about it a long time ago, and he hasn't left the room until now. I'll call him. "

"Auntie, no need, let me call. You are busy with your work." Shu Baichuan walked towards Chen Haoxuan's room door while talking.

"Alright, help me laugh at my lazy son. He sleeps like a dead pig on weekends and doesn't get up until the sun is up. Sooner or later he will become a stupid pig..."

Shu Baichuan thought about Chen Haoxuan's appearance as a "stupid pig", and found that he didn't reject it at all, and thought it was quite cute.

Chen Haoxuan, who had woken up completely, was doing push-ups in the room and was exercising. He didn't know the scene outside the door. When he heard the knock on the door, he thought it was Mama Shu who came to urge him to get up. Without even thinking about it, I replied: "Mom, I'm awake, you can come in directly."

"Yeah—" The door opened.For a while, there was no sound of footsteps, and no one spoke.

Chen Haoxuan felt a strange sense of chills, jumped up from the bed immediately, and looked towards the door——

I saw an unexpected person, Shu Baichuan, with his arms folded, leaning against the door leisurely, watching his "performance" leisurely, his eyes full of jokes.

"Uh...Bai...Bai Chuan? Ha...haha..." Chen Haoxuan suddenly ran out of words, and only dry laughter remained in the dictionary.

"I think your stomachache is already gone, and you seem to be quite alive and well. Tell me, what excuses do you have, uncle, once a month? Huh?"

"..." Chen Haoxuan said that he was about to cry.

Three or ten minutes later, under Chen's mother's forcible order, Chen Haoxuan shook his head, and was pulled by Shu Baichuan into the bus to the destination of the autumn outing.