The tree attracts thunder

Standing at the door of Cuilan, Shen Yue really didn't know whether he had arrived at a temple or a "snake cave".

However, in terms of design style, Cuilan should be a good snake that adheres to the original ecology, and is very close to nature.

Shen Yue looked up at this stone building that resembled the stone pillars of an Egyptian temple, and he rarely retreated a bit: he always felt that he would be cursed if he entered it.However, because the stone pillars are still covered with green leaves and vines, there are piles of big trees growing beside them, forming a natural crown dome that firmly covers the building.

How should I put it, this strong exotic style...

By the way, is the snake actually in this style?No!Brother Shen seems to be watching the animal world... Although I haven't watched many episodes, I still feel that snakes should not have this kind of situation.Although it may be related to the fact that the snake itself cannot build a house, is there such a big difference in racial characteristics?

Shen Yue hesitated for a while before going in.

This building - anyway, Shen Yue didn't dare to call it Cuilan's house, probably because of the green shade, it became very refreshing and cool, and it was quite relaxing to be in it.Shen Yue took a deep breath, and walked around happily for a while, looking at the green leaves and green pines under the sun, almost forgetting that his original purpose was to have a heart-to-heart talk with Cuilan, not to visit the botanical garden.

But when Shen Yue was about to walk to the center, which was the only central spot not covered by the tree canopy, where the sunlight was most obvious, a cold and slippery feeling spread to Shen Yue's nerves.Shen Yue's whole body tensed up, feeling the rough and cold feeling that climbed to his ankles and calves through his clothes, and at the same time stuck to his back...

When Cui Lan faced Shen Yue with the snake's head, he had just vomited at the half mask on the old tree demon's face when he was whipped by Shen Yue who came back to his senses. Although it wasn't extremely painful, it was quite unbearable for the snake.

"What are you doing?" Cui Lan let out a dissatisfied rage, and transformed into a human form again. His clothes were extremely loose, and it was easy to see the red marks on his chest, neck and half of his face that Shen Yue had pulled out just now. , but also quite... thought-provoking.

"I'm asking you what you want to do!" The old dryad, who was almost killed half of his life by the big-headed snake, lost his feet, and quickly let the small tree vines on the ground grow up, giving birth to a natural wicker chair. Then he sat down without moving.Cui Lan also walked over a few steps and sat next to the rattan chair. A snake tail several meters long protruded from under his clothes, twisted and twisted, and piled up on the ground. The color was quite beautiful.

"It turns out that Grandpa Old Tree has this kind of interest." Cui Lan raised her eyebrows, her fingertips ambiguously brushed across the red marks on her neck, and laughed out loud. pimple.

Shen Yue resolutely said: "I don't have this kind of hobby! I don't have this kind of interest either! If you keep doing this, I'm going to throw up! Speaking of which, your name is Cui Lan, but your tail is as red as braised pork, isn't it true?!"

"What kind of braised pork! This is the color of Huo Jing! Huo Jing can't tell?!" It's about the beauty of the body, and Cui Lan doesn't care about all kinds of charms. "Grandpa Tree is Grandpa Tree, what age do you think! Can Huojing compare with braised pork?!"

"Isn't it just a nicer way to say it? Okay, okay, whatever you want, Huojing is Huojing, oh, your name is really... red and green, match..." Shen Yue looked at Cui Lan twisting and turning Snake tail, his scalp was numb and he didn't dare to speak.

"What?" Cui Lan, who didn't understand the slang in the world, asked curiously.

"……nothing."

All in all, all in all, in one word... Shen Yue and Cui Lan ended this boring topic.

"So, cough, what's the matter with you and Pifeng?" Shen Yue coughed dryly twice, and returned to the topic he cared about at the beginning. These days, he felt more and more like the elder of the family, or his great-grandfather. An old man who sees through the vicissitudes and basically stays at home to grow flowers and plants with a sense of mystery and wisdom. He is responsible for coordinating conflicts and emotional problems with young people.That is to say, as the saying goes, "An old family is like a treasure."

Brother Shen is both an old man and a treasure.

"That's it." After hearing about Pifeng, Cuilan began to curl her hair boredly, and said calmly, "I want to eat him, but I can't eat him."

"Eat?" The image of Pifeng gnawing on a pig's leg appeared in Shen Yue's mind, and he looked at Cuilan's stomach delicately, before tactfully persuading him, "Although snakes can swallow large animals, the prototype of Pifeng is similar to It’s like a mountain, and you’re not afraid of breaking your stomach?”

This sentence attracted Cui Lan's mocking eyes, and the snake demon leaned over softly and bonelessly, stretched out the cool snake letter, licked Shen Yue's cheek, and said with a "beautiful smile", "It's this kind of food, old man Grandpa Shu is so innocent and cute, he is exactly the same as that idiot." His clothes almost slipped up to his elbows, Shen Yue wiped his face without changing his expression, and helped Cui Lan pull his clothes.

Oh shit, is it actually the way adults eat it?After staying in the cute little animals and plants for too long, Brother Shen almost thought that eating has only one meaning... Are you still Grandpa Shu's cute and cute tsundere wife and little snake demon, Cui Lanlan?

Forget it, that's not the point... The point is that the rabbit doesn't gnaw the grass beside the nest. It seems that Cui Lanlan not only has the potential of a scumbag, but also has a flirtatious heart, and you are not taboo between men and women. You are like Dong Zhuo among hungry ghosts!

"It's true that you can't defeat Pifeng... Cultivate hard." Shen Yue could only choke and say nothing in the end.

"It doesn't matter if you can fight well or not." Cui Lan was sullen.

"It doesn't matter, why can't you eat him?" Shen Yue's face was shocked, and he thought to himself, if it's not related to force, there is a reason why Cui Lan can't say it?

Cuilan swept her face with the end of her hair, and said lightly: "Of course, strength of force doesn't matter, as long as you can see each other, you can get together and get together if you like me. I have been like this for hundreds of years Come here, if those loves are entangled and insist on a lifetime, I don't want to provoke them. But anyone who likes me or has a little thought about me, I will let them give up. But Pifeng is really my stain, You see, I was forced to be with him for more than 100 years, and took care of him every day. If I didn’t have a bite of him, I really couldn’t bear it; You can't peel off the skin. Besides... I'm not such a heartless monster. When he foolishly handed over his heart, but asked me to smash it, what's the matter?"

... As a lustful hungry ghost, Cui Lanlan, you are really conscientious, and your three views are also indescribably righteous.

However, this situation is indeed rather delicate. Cui Lan is just an ordinary 419 bar customer who wants to have sex with another pervert, fundamentally avoiding women from good families; but Pi Feng is obviously a typical eater. The kind of honest and good-natured woman who ruined his life once and went to the grave together with "Youth Gives Your Heart".

Shen Yue thought about it for a while, and felt that the recent [-] o'clock file has a wide variety. After switching from "A Chinese Ghost Story" to "Legend of the New White Tiger", "The Merry Snake Demon Falls in Love with the Domineering (Food Bucket) Demon Emperor" was introduced; Moreover, the two dramas "Legend of the New White Tiger" and "The Merry Snake Demon Falls in Love with the Domineering Demon Emperor" interspersed love triangles and sadomasochistic love...

"I thought you liked him." Shen Yue sighed. He didn't really agree with Cuilan's view of feelings, but after all, Cuilan is quite principled. Besides, snakes are promiscuous, which is probably a racial characteristic, so he is fine. easy to say.The old tree demon stroked his hair, and said calmly, "But since it's just the little sadness of seeing the little white tiger I raised is about to fall in love with the tender grass, then you should have enough of wondering, don't lose your temper. "

Cui Lan snorted twice, stretched out two snow-white arms to hug the old tree demon, and said with a smile, "Like it? Old tree demon, you are really old." He laughed cheerfully, completely amused , almost falling on Shen Yue tremblingly, took a greedy breath and said, "I just like that feeling, and it's very warm. If you want to say that, I like you very much, but you are too old. And he doesn't seem interested in me."

"Pifeng is interested in you?" Shen Yue's mouth twitched.

"...No." Cui Lan choked suddenly, and leaned on Shen Yue's shoulder decadently, "That's why I can't figure it out, you don't like me, I can still say you are old, and Meiji doesn't like me You can also say that she is a woman, but I just can't figure out why Pifeng doesn't like me. Is it because he likes women? I don't think he looks like that either. Not bad."

Bear's paw...?

Shen Yue: "..."

Cui Lanlan, you are also quite cute sometimes.

………………

Pifeng is thinking.

For Pi Feng, who ranks first in life in terms of food and cultivation, thinking is generally a rare thing, but it doesn't mean he doesn't think, so he finally decided to apologize to Cui Lan.They didn't talk about anything else that day, but Cui Lan said that he was too domineering, that Rong Qingyun was not suitable for the demon clan, and she must never be allowed to live in the demon city.Facts have also proved that Rong Qingyun is indeed not suitable to live in a demon city. The demon clan is not friendly to humans, and Rong Qingyun has already suffered a lot because of his self-righteousness.

Even Pifeng himself suspected that he was not here to repay a favor but to take revenge.

Since he was wrong, it proved that Cuilan was right, so Pifeng decided to apologize to Cuilan.

Regarding Cuilan's house, Pifeng is actually quite familiar with it, after all, they have known each other for more than a hundred years.But Pifeng never thought that he would see such a scene after entering Cuilan's room with ease.

For Grandpa Laoshu, Pifeng has always respected him all the time. After all, the other party has always shown high morals and respect. If you have any serious business, you must ask him. It didn't diminish Pifeng's respect for him at all.Moreover, the old tree demon never killed any living beings, and had a pure and pure spirit, so he always held the position of elder in Pi Feng's heart.

So when he saw his close friend who had been with him for hundreds of years leaning against the old tree with bright red welts all over his body, he clearly heard the collapse of his own reason.Those welts were scarlet red and very new, and before Cuilan lost her temper, Pifeng had never seen such scars on Cuilan's body...

What's more, the welts were obviously made by vines.

Shen Yue looked at Pifeng's reddened eyes, and for no reason thought of the man who caught his wife and her lover in bed...

"You..." Pifeng's voice became deep.

Brother Shen can explain!No... Pifeng, you have to trust grandpa!

Grandpa swears to God, Grandpa only pretends to be Duanjing in his big conscience!