The tree attracts thunder

For the time being, let’s not talk about chicken soup for the soul of Grandpa Shu’s love theater, sitting quietly on the chair in the hall, facing the boyfriend’s "maiden demon" alone, calm and composed, not in a hurry.

Cui Lan looked rather embarrassed, thinking that the old dryad was not a good person (the last time we met, he was just beaten by the old tree demon), no matter how he found a man, he didn't look very good, this is a Taoist priest Ah, it's still a block of ice, why did the old tree demon turn from a human into a lump of ice as soon as he left, can he knock it with a hammer?Pifeng didn't think too much about it, he just thought that Duanjing was pretty decent, the old tree demon had good eyesight, and Xia Tian must have an easy life.

Originally, although Cuilan Pifeng and the others were familiar with the old tree demon, after all, in terms of seniority, they were almost like elders and juniors. In addition, Shen Yue lived outside the demon city for a long time (still quite outside), and the four demons A good relationship is good, but Shen Yue can't really say that they are intimate.So... Let alone Duan Jing, a completely unfamiliar person... Bing Tuozi.

Cuilan fidgeted for a while, thinking whether he should say "what is the name of the young master" or "what kind of people are in your family", after thinking about it, first of all, he knew that the Taoist priest was the elder Xuanwei of Tianxuan Palace, so there was no need As for the title, Xuanwei is enough; secondly, is there anyone in Xuanwei's family who cares about him, Cuilan, why is he a snake demon and ask your family for some ice cubes?It won't freeze to death the old tree grandfather in our house, right?

Maybe they would be happy to bask in the sun and pour ice water.

Even if you don't talk about family members, those disciples of Tianxuan Palace are enough to drink a pot of monsters, so why ask about family members, isn't this a matter of no account.

Besides, it was useless for him to ask.

But speaking of human beings, this is good. There are only one bunch in a lifetime, and they can give birth at any time, unlike the monster race, which has to reach a certain stage, and there is also the trouble that the stronger the blood, the more difficult it is for offspring to reproduce.Human beings are born as they should, and they are born as they want. Spring, summer, autumn and winter, the sun and the moon are impermanent, and there are always human beings who are giving birth.

So when they come out of a random human race, they can surpass the number of hundreds or thousands of races of the monster race.

The Yaozu are having a hard time.

The old snake demon Cuilan, who is committed to the birth expansion plan, is very melancholy, and doesn't feel that she has strayed from the topic at all.

Pifeng glanced at the absent-minded Cui Lan, and immediately understood that the other party was wandering again. This is the saying in the saying, "I know what you're going to do when you poke your butt."In view of the frequent occurrence of Culan's situation, Pifeng knew that the other party must be worried about some insignificant and inexplicable things, and ordinary people call this behavior unfounded worry.

But if Pifeng has received post-modern education, he will be more inclined to the word pre-senile dementia... no, this symptom.

As for Duan Jing, being a human being is more interesting, after all, she grew up in such a, such, and such...in short, a rather indescribable family.Although he didn't grow up to be a bad boy, he had to be matched with a little bit of arrogance and arrogance. Of course, Duanjing didn't have these two conditions, just a metaphor.

But Duan Jing has a bad temper and is aloof.

Of course, it doesn’t mean that this word is not good. After all, so many literati and poets have tried their best to be noble in their lives, but they have hung up their old arms and legs instead. Very interesting.But Duan Jing is not the kind of literati who is proud and upright, he is the kind of pleasing to the eye and easy to say, his attitude is the same as that of March Spring Breeze;

Anyway, it's all in the dark.

To put it bluntly, it means not being in the group, not in the group that he doesn't like, although it sounds a bit like a tongue twister, it is actually relatively easy to understand.For example, we always feel that Xueba is alone and has no circle. In fact, it is his circle that we can't get in. Don't we feel that we have been stabbed in the heart...

Cui Lan and Pi Feng also felt the same when they looked at the cold Duan Jing, and they looked at the virtue of the top student in the class who took the exam every time with the two scumbags.

Pifeng is a well-known Hushuai, a witty and low EQ demon emperor among the demon clan. His low EQ is because he doesn't really mind how others or other demons fall in love, so he doesn't spend much time remembering. What was Duanjing like just now, and what is she like now.At first, he felt that life in Duanjing was easy in summer, but now his snot was about to come out from the cold, and he thought in his heart that Grandpa Old Tree was challenging such a difficult situation, and he found such a man who was looking for a dead end.

Cui Lan didn't think too much about it, he just thought that this Taoist priest was quite indifferent, and he was afraid that this would not work, that he was not keen on sex and so on, then you said how miserable Shen Laoshu was.

But he can't just ask Duanjing directly, "Xuanwei old way, can you do it..."

Of course he wasn't ashamed to speak, after all, wouldn't it be funny to say that he was ashamed to speak to a snake demon who has no integrity, no chastity, and no shame.Cuilan is just more sympathetic to the feelings of human beings. It is hard to explain this kind of thing. If he says he can do it, is he really doing it?Then you can’t think that he’s not good, but he really can’t, right? Maybe he thinks he’s not good, but he’s actually good, and he says he’s good, but in fact he’s not good, right…

The real reason is actually just because Cui Lan knew that Xuan Wei practiced Lei Fa.

For the time being, he has no urge to turn into scorched snake meat.

Since there was nothing to talk about and Duan Jing didn't really want to make a friend who was a foodie and a friend who liked to wander around...the atmosphere fell into an embarrassing silence.

So, there is a big difference between letting your boyfriend meet your parents after falling in love and seeing your juniors yourself. Even if you can let him chat with your parents without worry, it doesn't mean he can let you stay with your juniors to get to know each other.

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Of course, don't say whether Grandpa Shu will care about such a sad topic at this time, anyway, he is still completely unaware of the situation...

So come back and talk about him and Mei Ji.

Shen Yue, who is Mei Ji's long-term private emotional small world and gossip tree hole, is actually very good at how to comfort Mei Ji, but the problem lies precisely in this very skill: how to comfort?

Advise her not to give up?Isn't it proper to not shed tears without seeing the coffin, not hitting the south wall and not looking back? !

Advise her to let go!Isn't this a proper example of a bad guy being kicked by a horse because of his marriage? Please don't be funny!

Zhu Bajie is really not a human being in the mirror...

Although Brother Shen is indeed not a human being now.

A celebrity said it very well: the problem should be the problem itself... As for which celebrity it is, we will ignore it for the time being. Anyway, what he said is very reasonable and reasonable.

Shen Yue stroked Mei Ji's long black hair gently, and let the fox girl cower in her arms and weep.They have completely changed their positions, taking advantage of the evening sun, which is so hot that the fire is burning red, and the sun is orange like a half-cooked poached egg liquid, the two monsters coquettishly ran to a small mountain outside the Valley of the Thousand Monsters Go up to see the rime.

After all, an open environment is good for the mood - Shen Yueyu.

The truth is: it is so coquettish to have demon power.

"What do you think?" Shen Yue asked softly, the moon is about to climb up, the silver light has already fallen on the ground along the half-dewed moon, the sea of ​​clouds and rime has not dissipated, hazy between the mountain peaks, Empty and floating.

It's like Meiji's heart.

"I don't know either... I just feel so sad in my heart, it hurts so much that I want to dig it out." Meiji raised her head blankly and looked at Shen Yue, her tear-stained face was covered with tears. It was a bitter smile and sad pain, she said to Shen Yue humbly and desperately, "Help me... Grandpa Shu, please, help me, Meiji... Meiji feels so painful."

Aha, give you a glass of forgetful water?If you don't cry all night?Let Brother Shen keep the clothes?

"Mei Ji..." Shen Yue sighed slightly, "It's not that grandpa doesn't help you, but that grandpa really can't help you. If you can forget your feelings so easily and quickly in this world, how come there are so many idiots complaining about women in ancient and modern times."

"The best medicine for forgetting love in this world is time. It will take away everything... But for some persistent people, it is like brewing wine, brewing those painful or happy memories. Meiji, you are the queen who?"

"I don't know, all I know is that I'm going crazy..." Meiji whimpered, "If it hurts like this, I'm going to go crazy." She cried more and more fiercely, but her voice became hoarse, and she didn't cry too much. There was a loud noise, but she fell on Shen Yue's lap sobbing.

Shen Yue patted Meiji's head slightly sadly, and persuaded gently: "But this is the path you chose yourself. Meiji, there is no way for others to lead you through the path you chose. You Either turn around, or go all the way to the end, Grandpa Shu can't help you."

"I don't know...I'm not willing...Grandpa Shu, Meiji is reluctant." Meiji shook her head, sobbing uncontrollably.

Sigh... From a certain point of view, Meiji, you are quite embarrassing as a vixen. You are so innocent and cute. It's just a new relationship... Haven't you heard that a man is reliable and a sow can climb a tree? ?

"Mei Ji... Do you find it weird?" Shen Yue had an ominous premonition.

Mei Ji, who was crying on his lap just now, suddenly sat up straight, her face was full of tears and she looked behind Shen Yue in disbelief.

what happened?

Just as Shen Yue was about to turn around, he heard Mei Ji stand up suddenly and shout: "Du idiot!" Then she lifted her skirt and ran over.

what's the situation? !

When Shen Yue turned around, he only saw Mei Ji's fluttering skirt and the indifferent and cold eyes of that strange young man looking at him, it was so heartbreaking.

Brother Shen is gay, hey!Don't look at Brother Shen like that!