The tree attracts thunder

All the historical lessons throughout the ages tell us that those who did not say that I would go back to my hometown to get married before the war may not have survived, but those who said must have died.This explains from another angle what it means for Xiu Enai to die quickly...but it's not the point.

Most people in the world have a bad habit of forgetfulness, always repeating those typical historical lessons over and over again.It seems that everyone will say that they should deal with unfair things calmly, and take a deep breath for three seconds before deciding whether to get angry. Everyone knows the truth, but the result is that after three seconds, most people still choose to throw their fists at each other. A tourist label is attached: "Fucking Mahler Gobi."

It is worthwhile for the tourism industry to do this.

Whoops, far away.

After that day's conversation, Shen Yue's illness has only slightly improved, but his spirit has almost recovered, fully meeting the various standards of the idiom "Living Dragon and Lively Tiger", except for a little cough and love sleepiness.But as the saying goes, sleepy in spring, sleepy in autumn, sleepy in summer, sleepless in winter and March... just treat it as a seasonal cold...

Speaking of it, there are always endless sayings here.

Cough, if you don’t talk about it, don’t talk about it. To be a human being is always to brag and force you to run the train, and it’s the same to be a monster.

Unaware that he had filled himself with similar labels like "going back to his hometown to get married", the old Shen Yue tree demon originally wanted to stay in Tianxuan Palace for a while after he was able to go to the ground, but he was almost in good health. Putting a limited life into an infinite cause - in short, saving the world and saving common people, there is no personal obstacle at all, it is simply righteous and not to be rejected.

How to say that sentence, yes, even I am afraid of saving the world.

As a gentle and considerate boyfriend, Shen Yue certainly wouldn't bother Duanjing, but to be honest, Tianxuan Palace is not an amusement park, and there is nothing interesting about it. Brother Shen can't think about how to change Mingguo's hairstyle every day. Right... so the Tianxuan Palace without tranquility is equivalent to a place without any attraction at all.

Tianxuan Palace shed deep tears.

So Shen Yue didn't stop... the tree kept getting ready to go back to Wan Yao Valley.

During this period, there is still a little trouble, that is, Minguo.As a monster, Ming Guo has never been to his hometown, so he really wanted to go back to Wanyao Valley. He went to Duanjing to beg, but Duanjing was so busy that he almost turned into a spinning top. I ignored him, so I just sent him to ask Shen Yue.

After thinking for a long time, Shen Yue decided to wear Mingguo, holding the Neng Neng goggle and carrying the Neng Neng body armor on his back. When he was hungry, he could store food, and when he was bored, he could use it as a pistachio...Of course, it was just a joke, Shen Yue It’s just that it can’t be true that “the boss left home for a while, his appearance has changed a lot, his temples are black, and he doesn’t know each other in the wind, and he asks the guests what it’s like with a smile…”

Minguo felt a chill for no reason.

But Shen Yue forgot one thing. He himself is an old demon with a wife who is "about to get married or almost married", and has already reached the state of "married"; ", so the two monsters team up, isn't it just "going back to my hometown to get married."

Don't ask if you can explain it that way, anyway, that's how the blind men (magic sticks) on the street tell their fortunes.

After laying the groundwork for so long, the key point is finally coming.

Shen Yue and Ming Guo were intercepted and "killed" on the way back to their hometown, or kidnapping might be more appropriate.

This time Junhou seems to be meeting an old friend for the first time...Of course, it may be that his clothes just happened to be washed.He was wearing a thick black hooded cloak that was exactly the same as when we first met, still showing a face with strange magic patterns, his phoenix eyes were shining brightly, he stepped on a fire phoenix, and then... from the head of the fire phoenix. Jumped up and down, but I don't know why such a tall and tall shape gave Shen Yue a feeling of being very low.

As far as Junhou's status as a big villain is concerned, Shen Yue feels ashamed for him for some reason.

"You are still ugly." Junhou's eyes wandered over Shen Yue's face, staring at his half mask, and sneered, "You seem to care about this? Is it because of that human?"

Don't hit people in the face!Do not curse at others!Don't reveal the truth about being a human being, we are still good friends!

"Don't you think that something filthy will disappear as long as it is covered?" Junhou stretched out his hand and pointed, Shen Yue felt the spiritual power and breath around him tremble slightly, and then his face turned cold , Junhou immediately showed a pleasant and cruel smile, "You see, the scars will never fade away, and you have tried so hard to cover them up, but it is just an illusion."

Shen Yue touched the half of his destroyed face with one hand, wondering why Junhou hadn't vomited yet.

But to be honest, this half face is too easy to scare flowers, plants and children, and brother Shen always feels that his face is almost yin and yang. He can make an art painting and name it "Angels and Demons". If it responds to the current social background, then "Immortals and Evil Ghosts" will be fine... I always feel that this kind of ancient style is also quite... ahem, it is better not to have an ancient style.

"Are you afraid?" Shen Yue lowered his head to look at Ming Guo, who had been looking at him, with a gentle tone.

"It's very scary." Ming Guo shrank a little, then stood on tiptoe and stretched his arms to touch Shen Yue's face. The old tree demon also bent down in cooperation, letting the soft and young Hands stroked the scars on his face back and forth, and some new flesh on that face had already knotted up, making it even more terrifying.Ming Guo touched it, suddenly his nose felt sore, he lowered his head and said, "It's Lei, you must be in pain."

Shen Yue pursed his lips and comforted him: "It's nothing, it doesn't hurt."

"This kind of thing... how can it not hurt." Ming Guo shook his head with tears in his eyes, but stubbornly refused to cry.

Brother Shen said that if it doesn't hurt, it doesn't hurt. It's no big deal for a man to ruin his face. Don't worry about it!Besides, Brother Shen is already a cash-charger and doesn't need such things as good looks at all, okay?

...Well, even if you are already full of brother Shen, you still really care about it, but it's useless for brother Shen to care about it. There is no plastic surgery hospital these days, so it's better to be more open-minded.

But Shen Yue thought about it, it's better not to let Ming Guo get in touch with such a straightforward and terrifying adult world.

Junhou also looked at their "Father is kind and son is filial piety" with great interest, and he didn't feel that he was neglected at all.For him, there is not much difference between beauty and ugliness. After all, demons only care about doing whatever they want. Especially for demons, beauty and ugliness are often twin creatures. Applying the words of the world, beautiful flowers have thorns, or are poisonous. prick.

"Okay, it seems that you are finished." Junhou put his hands together and said with a slight smile, "So are you ready to follow me honestly?"

Shen Yue briefly assessed the current combat power situation, immediately gave up confrontation, and asked calmly and rationally as a civilized dryad: "What will happen if I'm not ready?"

Junhou showed a mysterious "you know" seductive smile.

"It depends on whether you want to live another seven days or die now." Junhou's voice was soft and smooth, but what he said made the two trees tremble a little.

"Then I'm ready." Shen Yue nodded. At this time, there is no need to blame and reflect on his own stupidity or being shot. He looked at the dazed Minguo and sighed slightly, "This child He's innocent, I have some old grievances with you, but he's not there, can you let him go." But after saying these words, Shen Yue himself felt hopeless.

"I'll let him go as soon as you die." Junhou was also straightforward.

"How do I know if you will really let him go after I die?" Shen Yue retorted.

"Anyway, when you die, you won't be able to see whether he is dead or alive. Since you can't see it, just pretend to be a fool and pretend that he is still alive." Junhou spread his hands and said, "Don't think too much about dead people. Now, it’s easy to think of a fool, you don’t look smart, you’re ugly, but you have so many thoughts, don’t you think it’s an ugly person’s mischief.”

Shen Yue was not annoyed, but just sighed quietly and said: "Stop talking if you haven't attended a private school, you look even more stupid, if the master knows, you will be angry to death if you don't say it."

The two taunted each other for a while, and Junhou suddenly fired at Ming Guo: "Child, I will give you two choices, do you want to die or live?"

"I want to be with sir." Minguo looked at Junhou vigilantly, and hugged Shen Yue's thigh tightly.

Junhou looked at the two of them sympathetically, then sighed deeply, showing a cold and arrogant expression with false sympathy, and said to Shen Yue in a gentle voice: "Old tree demon, it seems that the two of us have been together for so long. friendship..."

"Stop it, we don't have any friendship." Shen Yue said coldly.

"Okay, okay." Junhou nodded and said, "Anyway, for the sake of whatever, please say your last sentence as a free agent."

Shen Yue tilted his head and thought for a while, then said sincerely: "Can I say a few words?"

"random."

"My man is much more handsome than you."

"……first sentence."

"As a good tree demon who is polite and civilized and grows under the sun, I am a little excited about the first kidnapping. Of course, this excitement is also divided..."

"boom!"

Before Junhou stunned Shen Yue, he never thought that the old tree demon had such a sick mind and such a long-winded mouth. No wonder people in the world said that the old man likes to think about things when he is old.He grabbed the collar of the old tree demon and threw it on top of the fire phoenix. He looked at the sky and found that he would arrive at Tianmosha in seven days, so he had to get ready quickly.

Ming Guo looked at Junhou as if he was killing his father and enemy, and his round and big eyes looked quite watery, glaring at Junhou.

"boom!"

Junhou knocked out another one.