Survival Guide Killing People

After finishing his work in the field that day, He Quan returned to the cave from the space with the freshly picked radishes, and was immediately attracted by a tempting smell of meat.There was a sizzling sound from the pot, and it was obvious that someone was moving the stove. Could it be that the dog who had been away for many days came back?No, the sensitivity of the claws is limited, and it is difficult to do technical work such as cooking, so Typhon eats raw food when no one is serving him, and it is impossible to start a fire by himself.And the knights will not come back until the end of the flood season. Who is cooking outside on this uninhabited coastline?

enemy?uninvited guest?Or some other creature?

Not daring to take it lightly, He Quan held the knife for self-defense and looked out cautiously.

There is a blue mermaid lying on the entrance of the cave. It looks very handsome and is humming a song in an unfamiliar language. It is a king species that I have seen several times from afar.Since he is here, it means that it is the golden mermaid who is busy frying the meat.Sure enough, Misha in human form only wore a piece of cloth around her waist as an apron, her long half-wet hair shawled her shoulders, and she didn't look like a housewife at all with a spatula in hand. Instead, she looked like a classic scene from an island country action movie.

If this is Typhon...

He Quan began to have delusional thoughts without borders, and when his mind became hot, two nosebleeds went down!

"Don't be obsessed with me." Misha had already noticed that someone was there, and didn't bother to care about it until someone had a nosebleed at him: "Don't look at me like a fat dog, I don't look like him at all. "

Having said that, Misha and Typhon were very similar in appearance, not to mention their height and build, their pale skin with blood vessels almost visible, and light golden slightly curly hair were exactly the same.As for the facial features, there are some differences. The human form of a dog is much more sunny and healthy, while the mermaid has an indescribable sense of charm, which makes people instinctively feel dangerous but pounces on it desperately.

"Misha, hello." Anyway, the person in front of him is also the heir of Typhon, and He Quan thought he couldn't be rude.

"We're not familiar enough to call each other by name. Please call me by my full name——Joey Cadiz, Emmat Mishahir, Archiego DiMagello, Yugenis Oros." Mermaid With a single mouth, he spit out a string of surprisingly long characters that he couldn't remember completely, and finally said: "Remember to add the word "Your Excellency."

"Okay, Your Excellency Misha." Betting on a cartload of cucumbers, even if he came up with this name, he probably couldn't remember it clearly.

The abbreviated mermaid was about to get angry when a cry came from outside the cave, and the swan pulled the dog down from the sky.He Quan rushed to greet him, helped unload the big and small bags of goods, and asked for a long time.I haven't seen each other for ten days, and I have so much to say in my heart, but there are still two light bulbs, so the more disgusting reunion can only be postponed.

"Yo, I haven't seen you for a few days. The little fat dog has gained weight again. He is so fat that he can't sink in the water." Misha raised his hand in greeting, and the dog barked in anger: "Where is the fat? I have the body fat of the whole universe." than the most perfect dog."

"It's perfect to be able to pile up several layers of stomach after sitting down." He stretched out his hand to pinch the soft belly, and squeezed it hard a few times.Even though he knew they were father and son, this kind of intimate bickering and actions still made He Quan uncomfortable. He coughed deliberately, and pretended to remind him kindly: "Your steak is going to burn!"

"Your heart is going to burn, kid who loves to be jealous." Misha ignored the others, carefully cut up the fried mermaid steak and handed it to Wang Zhong, which made He Quan slander, this guy is too wicked, Actually let him eat the same kind.

However, it is said that because there are too many mermaids, they will eat the old, weak, sick and disabled of their own kind when they can't catch enough prey. Perhaps this behavior is not a big deal to them.But the strange thing is that although the king species is different from ordinary mermaids, its appearance is closer to mermaids, but it does not grow legs.Even out of the water, it still has a huge fish tail, and the scales have the beauty of a sparkling lake against the water color.Compared with Misha, Wang Zhong looks more masculine and is completely a strong male, but it is the one below, which is a bit unbelievable!

"When are you going to get out? It's an eyesore to show up every two days." The dog looked very impatient, but when he saw the rash on Misha's back, he became worried again: "The water temperature here is too high. If you tell you to go back early, I don't believe it. It's about to rot, it's so disgusting. Besides, a mermaid can do the thing of getting Wang Zhong into a heat, and it's not something you have to do. Go back to the ice field!"

"Except for me, who doesn't respond to anyone, and who has been refusing to fertilize the fish eggs for a long time, what can I do? Is it possible to leave this year's task and walk away?" Misha smiled wryly, and touched the meat-eating steak Wang Zhong's head is like a pet, and his movements and eyes are very doting.The dog glanced at them for a while, and said calmly: "Mermaids are creatures with low IQ, but they also have emotions, are clingy, and have a strong desire to be exclusive. This stupid fish has indeed taken a fancy to you. And I'm dreaming of staying with you forever. But he certainly doesn't know that mermaids will eat their mating partners after mating with previous kings, so they rely on you so intimately, but he can't listen to you explaining this to him Understand."

eat it! ?This model is just as good as the mantis!

"Hey, have you started playing 'Minecraft'?" After teaching his son, he turned around and saw He Quan who was stunned in place, holding a bowl of washed radishes in his hand, and immediately jumped over: "Is it fun? It’s boring, it’s just a laboratory, but I have carefully remodeled it many times to meet the aesthetics and entertainment spirit of modern people.”

"It's not bad, but why haven't you used that space." Ordinarily, if Typhon had used it, it wouldn't be so barren inside, and everything would start from scratch.But after saying this sentence, he regretted it, because there was a residual image of the sentence in it, and the dog must not go in because he was afraid of hurting the scene.But the mermaid grabbed the conversation and sneered: "Calling a lazy fat dog to farm? How could such a ridiculous idea come to your mind!"

"Fat dog, fat dog, you are a fat fish. Your thighs are as thick as a white radish." The dog was also angry, and he opened his mouth to bite. Misha kicked him away without pain, and picked up Wang Zhong who was satisfied. Jumping into the water: "If it wasn't for him suddenly wanting to try cooked meat, who would come here and accidentally see a fat and dirty thing, it's time to wash your eyes when you go back! And trouble you to leave me Stay away, peerless beauty will be discounted when you meet you, standing by will lower my overall score!"

Sure enough, they are father and son who are dear to each other, both love beauty and have the same cheap mouth...

"I'm so pissed off, this bastard, absolutely kill him, don't pull me!" The dog growled, trying to chase after him, but He Quan hurriedly hugged him and did not let go: "You have taken the kitchen knife away for so long. I've been looking forward to it for days to see what the transformation looks like."

The chef treasures his own knife, just like the samurai cherishes the sword that never leaves his body, which is a spiritual need, so the dog does not have an appetite, and takes out the wooden box from the luggage.Open it, and there is a combat knife about [-] centimeters long lying inside. The blade is thin and fast, with a cold light, and you can tell it is a high-quality product.

"It's a good thing, but where is my kitchen knife?" I was at a loss.

"Adding some materials allows the craftsmen to combine them together. Although it looks like a small knife now, you can change it as you like after you learn how to use it." The dog came over and explained, indicating with its paw: "Now this is your exclusive knife. Knives, in addition to a full set of kitchen knives, can be transformed into various weapons. In addition to self-defense attacks, there are also saws and axes used in production and labor, a total of 42 types. The reason why we choose military fighting knives in the usual standby state, Because this is a convenient and practical short knife that can be chopped, hacked and stabbed, it is easy to carry. Considering that I may not be able to follow you 24 hours, and the ignition function is added, you don’t have to carry so many tools when you go out. Take this knife That’s it. As for other forms, whichever one needs to be used, just hold the handle and meditate on the shape of that knife. When the mental state and the weapon are attuned, the physical object will also change.”

So amazing!

He Quan couldn't wait to grab it and try it. It was a bit difficult at first, but after grasping the essentials, he was able to change the shape in less than a second.After use, it will turn back into a combat knife by itself, and the weight of the scabbard is less than 300 grams, which is simply too convenient!

"Do you like it?" The dog asked a little cautiously: "Make your baby bump into a Transformer without authorization."

"I can make a few things for me with such a magical thing, such as clothes, which don't need to be too delicate, as long as they can be changed according to the weather, and can be turned into quilts at night." Hovering around ten degrees.The lack of warm clothes made him regret not bringing a few more pieces of luggage on the plane.

Seeing his hopeless appearance, the dog snorted disdainfully, and took out a bundle with a wave of its claws: "I know that lower creatures are so fragile that they are afraid of cold and heat, and I have prepared it for you."

The clothes and shoes that the dog prepared for He Quan were exactly the same color and style, and the appearance was not exaggerated. They were ordinary T-shirts, beach pants and sandals.It is said that ten sets of dresses can be changed from thin to thick, from casual to formal dress: "I know you don't like to be conspicuous, so I chose the most ordinary style, mainly for the convenience of movement and comfort. But there is no way for the quilt, you If it's too cold at night, just hug me to sleep."

"You can also sleep in the space. When the land and resources are available, we will build a log cabin." In order to promote the growth of plants, the temperature in the space is 25 to 28 degrees during the day, and only drops a little at night.The climate is mild, and the scenery must be good. Although it is only a space, it is a good choice to go in to keep warm during the cold flood season.

"Fuck me, you are addicted to his mother's!" The dog didn't agree with this bad idea at all, kicked up, and gave a long-lost roundabout kick: "Life lies in sports, and it is shameful to be addicted to games!"