Jinjiang system is so old
Chapter 33: Drunken Drunk
Meng Yunjue originally thought that Di Xuan would fall into embarrassment, but he did not expect Di Xuan to act very naturally: "The woman who dares to climb into my bed is really unfortunate."
"Why?" Meng Yunjue didn't understand why.
"Mortal," Dixuan stood up straight, put one hand on the edge of the tub, and walked along the edge of the tub, slamming each word with force, "Those who practice dual cultivation with me will die!"
Meng Yunjue's breath was stagnant, and he didn't answer, looking at Dixuan through his reflection in the water.
"No one can inherit my spiritual power. Of course, except that I deliberately weaken my spiritual power, but no one in this world can allow me to do so." Dixuan's voice was empty and distant, like the sky high above, unfathomable.
Meng Yunjue didn't answer his words, walked to the other side away from Emperor Xuan, looked directly into Emperor Xuan's eyes: "I'm going to take a bath. Please avoid it."
"No one dares to let me go."
"That's up to you," Meng Yunjue responded calmly, "But you should know that I haven't bathed in a long time, if this sewage accidentally splashes on you, don't blame me."
"A mortal," Dixuan narrowed his eyes, "just with this bit of sewage, I can't break my spiritual veil. However, your figure is too eye-catching, so I can barely avoid it."
"please."
"Heh..." Di Xuan left behind a smile and disappeared in the blink of an eye.
Without Emperor Xuan's presence, the awkward energy disappeared. Meng Yunjue breathed out a foul breath, brought back the tools for shaving, and began to trim himself in front of the bronze mirror placed next to the bathtub.
It took him half an hour to fix this.
When Emperor Xuan came back, he saw a man in white clothes with narrow sleeves facing away from him, arranging the bedding, the white clothes were ankle-length, he looked tall and strong.The silver-white girdle outlines the loose and powerful waist line, giving people a tall and thin image.
Dixuan walked up to Meng Yunjue's side with his chest in his arms, just glanced at Meng Yunjue's profile, and couldn't help admiring from the bottom of his heart.
The face has no white beard, sharp edges and corners, the light pupils are reflected by the sun, shining as if a clear spring overflows, the bridge of the nose is as straight as a mountain, exuding a resolute breath, and the thin lips are slightly pursed, revealing a somewhat cool color.
Di Xuan looked at that face with a smile on his face: "You look good."
"Thank you." When the words were uttered, Meng Yunjue turned his head slightly, "Excuse me, I need to organize things."
Dixuan took a step back subconsciously, interest lit up in his eyes.I didn't expect that the mortals would smell a bit handsome after being washed.
Meng Yunjue completely ignored Emperor Xuan, and continued to immerse himself in his own work. He rearranged the furnishings of the room according to his own preferences and habits—the freedom was restricted, so he had to treat himself better.
After sorting it out, he took out the map and unfolded it in front of his eyes, found out the location he had just set, and then carefully looked at the terrain around the location to ensure that the plan was correct.
About half an hour later, the preliminary plan has been drawn up, and we are waiting for a good time to make a move.
At this time, it happened to be dinner time, and the child who appeared at noon came again. He walked into the hall with his head down, put down the dinner quietly, and took the tub away without a word. In other words, there were no adverse reactions in the body.Meng Yunjue looked at his leaving back with even more doubts.
The smell of the dinner awakened Delicious Zizi. It screamed in a daze, its eyes hadn't opened yet, and its two short legs dangled towards the dining table as if they were being drawn.When he reached the foot of the table, Meng Yunjue was still worried that it would bump into it, and wanted to help it, but with a jump of both feet, it landed lightly on the table.
"Wow!" Zizi opened his eyes completely, and the moment he saw the food, his eyes lit up. He tiptoed to sniff the food, yelled, opened his mouth wide, and jumped on the food.
With sharp eyes and quick hands, Meng Yunjue took the dish away, and at the same time hugged Zizi in his arms with one hand.
"Wow wow wow." Looking at the dishes in front of him, he shook his limbs dissatisfiedly, and stretched out two small paws to try to touch the dishes. Meng Yunjue's hand tightened again, binding it even tighter. Some.
"These vegetables are all oil." Meng Yunjue picked up the chopsticks, picked up a vegetable, blew it kindly for Zizi, and sent it to its mouth.
"Wow." After eating the food, Zizi yelled contentedly, obediently leaning his body on Meng Yunjue's body, enjoying the high-level treatment of being fed.
Dixuan disappeared consciously when the child appeared, and did not appear until the child had left. He sat down opposite Meng Yunjue, with one hand resting on the table, and a bottle of wine in the other, facing Meng Yunjue. Slightly shaking: "If you feed it wine, it will pass out drunk, unable to snatch your food."
Meng Yunjue knew how strong this wine was, so he didn't intend to give Zizi a drink.
But Zizi couldn't hold back his curiosity.It broke free from Meng Yunjue's embrace, jumped to Dixuan's hand three times, tipped its little feet, clapped its paws, and stared at the wine bottle in Dixuan's hand expectantly.
"Want to drink?" Dixuan asked with a smile.
"Wow." Zi Zi couldn't help nodding, with a salivating look in his eyes.
"That can't be drunk." Meng Yunjue walked over and wanted to hug Zizi, but Zizi jumped up one step ahead of him, buried his hairy head in the wine bottle, and gulped down the wine.
"Hi..." When Zizi raised his head, he saw that his face was flushed and his feet were dangling, obviously drunk.
Meng Yunjue glared at Dixuan, ready to hug him.I fell asleep on the bed, but at this moment, Zizi screamed, kicked off all fours and ran out like a wild man.
Meng Yunjue was startled, and quickly started to chase after him.
Zizi is small, and when he was drunk, he didn't know what he was doing, sometimes he ran on the ground, sometimes jumped on the branches, jumping and jumping without accuracy, Meng Yunjue had a hard time chasing him.
Zizi first ran around the periphery of Guhao Mountain, and then seemed to be tired of looking at the scenery, so he turned around the corner and went wherever the freshness was.
Meng Yunjue tried to use the Wind Gathering Technique to send Zizi here, but the drunk Zizi was nimble and nimble. When he heard the wind, he ran as fast as he could, avoiding the rising wind every time.
Meng Yunjue didn't want to hurt it, so he could only play the chasing game with it until it got tired and stopped.
Under the effect of alcohol, Zizi became more and more energetic, and ran around screaming, and its faint cry echoed on the empty Guhao Mountain.But the strange thing is that Master Taihao didn't show up from the beginning to the end, and the child didn't see him either. Could it be that they weren't there?
While thinking about it, Meng Yunjue suddenly heard a short call, looked around in shock, and saw Zizi jumped to the top of a tall tower, shaking his body and waving his claws on the top of the tower.
not good!
Meng Yunjue's face changed slightly, this tower is about two feet high, if Zizi falls from it, it will be very dangerous.
Meng Yunjue gathered wind around the tower to prevent Zizi from accidentally falling to the ground.Then, he climbed to the top of the tower again, and cautiously approached Zizi who was still circling on the top of the tower.
"Zizi, come here."
"Wow." Hearing the sound diligently, the tips of his small ears moved, and he turned his face to Meng Yunjue in a daze, smiled foolishly, and stretched out his little paws to the outstretched palm.
"Come on, come here, walk in, don't go out." Meng Yunjue frowned slightly, breathing a lot lighter on purpose.
"Wow." Zizi waved his little paw, trying to press Meng Yunjue's hand, but at this moment, its feet swayed, and it suddenly stepped on the air, and its body fell back uncontrollably——
"Zizi!" Meng Yunjue was shocked, he threw himself in Zizi's direction, and quickly hugged him in his arms, and he fell off the tower because of this.Fortunately, the wind he raised was all around, and they were caught firmly. He was relieved, and let the whirlwind send them to the ground.
Unexpectedly, when the whirlwind descended to a certain height, a magic circle suddenly appeared in front of his eyes. Before he had time to think about it, a dazzling white light appeared in front of his eyes. When he opened his eyes, the scenery in front of him had completely changed.
This is... where?
Meng Yunjue fended off the whirlwind, allowing himself, who was still in mid-air, to land safely.When you look around, you can see houses with scattered heights in front of you.Unlike the magnificent palace in Guhao Mountain, most of the houses here are bungalows for living. Only the three palaces surrounded by houses appear more magnificent.
And at the end of the enclosure surrounded by houses is the edge of the mountain.
At the edge of the mountain, there is a rainbow bridge, which seems to be connected to the other end of the sky, long and endless.The sound of gurgling water came from under the Hongqiao, singing the rhyme of flowing water.
It seems that this is an independent mountain, and Hongqiao is the beam connecting another mountain.
At both ends of the Hongqiao, there are still two vajra iron cables leading to another mountain. Standing here, Meng Yunjue only felt that his heart was broadened and he suddenly became enlightened.
This is not Guhao Mountain. It seems that they accidentally activated the teleportation circle and came to a strange place.
"Wow." Zizi seemed to be a little sober, she rubbed against Meng Yunjue's arms, rubbed her small eyes, and looked around curiously.
Meng Yunjue pinched its cheek, held his breath, and walked forward carefully.
Now that we have left Guhao Mountain, it would be a pity not to seize the opportunity to explore it.
There are quite a few sect disciples coming and going here, he does not have a spirit world on him, so he walks very carefully to avoid being discovered by his spiritual breath.
But Zizi is a restless animal, trying to break free from his embrace.Of course he wouldn't let go, he hugged her even tighter, and as a result, he became dissatisfied and yelled loudly, which quickly attracted the attention of others.
Meng Yunjue quickly covered Zizi's mouth, hid in the bushes, and carefully bent down to get out from the other end of the bushes.But this is only a temporary strategy, it can't last long, I guess it won't be long, when someone finds out, and once the incident becomes serious, Daoist Taihao will know about his leaving Guhao Mountain.
"Drinking is really bad."
Meng Yunjue turned his head and saw Dixuan standing behind him boldly with his chest around, avoiding the crowd who heard the sound.
Di Xuanding opened the spirit world, but Meng Yun Jue did not have the protection of the spirit world, so he would be discovered soon.It's okay to rush out, but his purpose of staying here has not been realized, and he doesn't want to make a big deal out of it.
"Help me." He had to ask Dixuan for help, and Dixuan was much more reliable than the system.
"Map." Dixuan asked the conditions naturally.
Fortunately, the system drew an extra map. Meng Yunjue took out the map from his pocket and threw it into Dixuan's pocket. As part of the transaction, Dixuan also helped him open the spirit world.
Therefore, let him be spared.He carefully passed through the crowd who came to investigate, and when he got to a place where there were few people, he squeezed his hard face again: "I would rather you eat up all my food."
"Heh..." Dixuan laughed, "You also have headaches, which is rare."
Meng Yunjue glanced at him, then turned to look at the scene ahead.The mountain where he is located is larger than Guhao Mountain, and there are three halls in total. Meng Yunjue doesn't know what the purpose of these three halls is.
Since you are here, you might as well take a look.
He walked close to the base of the wall, and stopped when he reached the main hall on the left. When he raised his eyes, the bright golden plaque caught his eyeballs.
But before he could see the words on the plaque clearly, Zizi in his arms suddenly yelled, shrank his body, slipped out of his arms, and ran into the hall——
"Why?" Meng Yunjue didn't understand why.
"Mortal," Dixuan stood up straight, put one hand on the edge of the tub, and walked along the edge of the tub, slamming each word with force, "Those who practice dual cultivation with me will die!"
Meng Yunjue's breath was stagnant, and he didn't answer, looking at Dixuan through his reflection in the water.
"No one can inherit my spiritual power. Of course, except that I deliberately weaken my spiritual power, but no one in this world can allow me to do so." Dixuan's voice was empty and distant, like the sky high above, unfathomable.
Meng Yunjue didn't answer his words, walked to the other side away from Emperor Xuan, looked directly into Emperor Xuan's eyes: "I'm going to take a bath. Please avoid it."
"No one dares to let me go."
"That's up to you," Meng Yunjue responded calmly, "But you should know that I haven't bathed in a long time, if this sewage accidentally splashes on you, don't blame me."
"A mortal," Dixuan narrowed his eyes, "just with this bit of sewage, I can't break my spiritual veil. However, your figure is too eye-catching, so I can barely avoid it."
"please."
"Heh..." Di Xuan left behind a smile and disappeared in the blink of an eye.
Without Emperor Xuan's presence, the awkward energy disappeared. Meng Yunjue breathed out a foul breath, brought back the tools for shaving, and began to trim himself in front of the bronze mirror placed next to the bathtub.
It took him half an hour to fix this.
When Emperor Xuan came back, he saw a man in white clothes with narrow sleeves facing away from him, arranging the bedding, the white clothes were ankle-length, he looked tall and strong.The silver-white girdle outlines the loose and powerful waist line, giving people a tall and thin image.
Dixuan walked up to Meng Yunjue's side with his chest in his arms, just glanced at Meng Yunjue's profile, and couldn't help admiring from the bottom of his heart.
The face has no white beard, sharp edges and corners, the light pupils are reflected by the sun, shining as if a clear spring overflows, the bridge of the nose is as straight as a mountain, exuding a resolute breath, and the thin lips are slightly pursed, revealing a somewhat cool color.
Di Xuan looked at that face with a smile on his face: "You look good."
"Thank you." When the words were uttered, Meng Yunjue turned his head slightly, "Excuse me, I need to organize things."
Dixuan took a step back subconsciously, interest lit up in his eyes.I didn't expect that the mortals would smell a bit handsome after being washed.
Meng Yunjue completely ignored Emperor Xuan, and continued to immerse himself in his own work. He rearranged the furnishings of the room according to his own preferences and habits—the freedom was restricted, so he had to treat himself better.
After sorting it out, he took out the map and unfolded it in front of his eyes, found out the location he had just set, and then carefully looked at the terrain around the location to ensure that the plan was correct.
About half an hour later, the preliminary plan has been drawn up, and we are waiting for a good time to make a move.
At this time, it happened to be dinner time, and the child who appeared at noon came again. He walked into the hall with his head down, put down the dinner quietly, and took the tub away without a word. In other words, there were no adverse reactions in the body.Meng Yunjue looked at his leaving back with even more doubts.
The smell of the dinner awakened Delicious Zizi. It screamed in a daze, its eyes hadn't opened yet, and its two short legs dangled towards the dining table as if they were being drawn.When he reached the foot of the table, Meng Yunjue was still worried that it would bump into it, and wanted to help it, but with a jump of both feet, it landed lightly on the table.
"Wow!" Zizi opened his eyes completely, and the moment he saw the food, his eyes lit up. He tiptoed to sniff the food, yelled, opened his mouth wide, and jumped on the food.
With sharp eyes and quick hands, Meng Yunjue took the dish away, and at the same time hugged Zizi in his arms with one hand.
"Wow wow wow." Looking at the dishes in front of him, he shook his limbs dissatisfiedly, and stretched out two small paws to try to touch the dishes. Meng Yunjue's hand tightened again, binding it even tighter. Some.
"These vegetables are all oil." Meng Yunjue picked up the chopsticks, picked up a vegetable, blew it kindly for Zizi, and sent it to its mouth.
"Wow." After eating the food, Zizi yelled contentedly, obediently leaning his body on Meng Yunjue's body, enjoying the high-level treatment of being fed.
Dixuan disappeared consciously when the child appeared, and did not appear until the child had left. He sat down opposite Meng Yunjue, with one hand resting on the table, and a bottle of wine in the other, facing Meng Yunjue. Slightly shaking: "If you feed it wine, it will pass out drunk, unable to snatch your food."
Meng Yunjue knew how strong this wine was, so he didn't intend to give Zizi a drink.
But Zizi couldn't hold back his curiosity.It broke free from Meng Yunjue's embrace, jumped to Dixuan's hand three times, tipped its little feet, clapped its paws, and stared at the wine bottle in Dixuan's hand expectantly.
"Want to drink?" Dixuan asked with a smile.
"Wow." Zi Zi couldn't help nodding, with a salivating look in his eyes.
"That can't be drunk." Meng Yunjue walked over and wanted to hug Zizi, but Zizi jumped up one step ahead of him, buried his hairy head in the wine bottle, and gulped down the wine.
"Hi..." When Zizi raised his head, he saw that his face was flushed and his feet were dangling, obviously drunk.
Meng Yunjue glared at Dixuan, ready to hug him.I fell asleep on the bed, but at this moment, Zizi screamed, kicked off all fours and ran out like a wild man.
Meng Yunjue was startled, and quickly started to chase after him.
Zizi is small, and when he was drunk, he didn't know what he was doing, sometimes he ran on the ground, sometimes jumped on the branches, jumping and jumping without accuracy, Meng Yunjue had a hard time chasing him.
Zizi first ran around the periphery of Guhao Mountain, and then seemed to be tired of looking at the scenery, so he turned around the corner and went wherever the freshness was.
Meng Yunjue tried to use the Wind Gathering Technique to send Zizi here, but the drunk Zizi was nimble and nimble. When he heard the wind, he ran as fast as he could, avoiding the rising wind every time.
Meng Yunjue didn't want to hurt it, so he could only play the chasing game with it until it got tired and stopped.
Under the effect of alcohol, Zizi became more and more energetic, and ran around screaming, and its faint cry echoed on the empty Guhao Mountain.But the strange thing is that Master Taihao didn't show up from the beginning to the end, and the child didn't see him either. Could it be that they weren't there?
While thinking about it, Meng Yunjue suddenly heard a short call, looked around in shock, and saw Zizi jumped to the top of a tall tower, shaking his body and waving his claws on the top of the tower.
not good!
Meng Yunjue's face changed slightly, this tower is about two feet high, if Zizi falls from it, it will be very dangerous.
Meng Yunjue gathered wind around the tower to prevent Zizi from accidentally falling to the ground.Then, he climbed to the top of the tower again, and cautiously approached Zizi who was still circling on the top of the tower.
"Zizi, come here."
"Wow." Hearing the sound diligently, the tips of his small ears moved, and he turned his face to Meng Yunjue in a daze, smiled foolishly, and stretched out his little paws to the outstretched palm.
"Come on, come here, walk in, don't go out." Meng Yunjue frowned slightly, breathing a lot lighter on purpose.
"Wow." Zizi waved his little paw, trying to press Meng Yunjue's hand, but at this moment, its feet swayed, and it suddenly stepped on the air, and its body fell back uncontrollably——
"Zizi!" Meng Yunjue was shocked, he threw himself in Zizi's direction, and quickly hugged him in his arms, and he fell off the tower because of this.Fortunately, the wind he raised was all around, and they were caught firmly. He was relieved, and let the whirlwind send them to the ground.
Unexpectedly, when the whirlwind descended to a certain height, a magic circle suddenly appeared in front of his eyes. Before he had time to think about it, a dazzling white light appeared in front of his eyes. When he opened his eyes, the scenery in front of him had completely changed.
This is... where?
Meng Yunjue fended off the whirlwind, allowing himself, who was still in mid-air, to land safely.When you look around, you can see houses with scattered heights in front of you.Unlike the magnificent palace in Guhao Mountain, most of the houses here are bungalows for living. Only the three palaces surrounded by houses appear more magnificent.
And at the end of the enclosure surrounded by houses is the edge of the mountain.
At the edge of the mountain, there is a rainbow bridge, which seems to be connected to the other end of the sky, long and endless.The sound of gurgling water came from under the Hongqiao, singing the rhyme of flowing water.
It seems that this is an independent mountain, and Hongqiao is the beam connecting another mountain.
At both ends of the Hongqiao, there are still two vajra iron cables leading to another mountain. Standing here, Meng Yunjue only felt that his heart was broadened and he suddenly became enlightened.
This is not Guhao Mountain. It seems that they accidentally activated the teleportation circle and came to a strange place.
"Wow." Zizi seemed to be a little sober, she rubbed against Meng Yunjue's arms, rubbed her small eyes, and looked around curiously.
Meng Yunjue pinched its cheek, held his breath, and walked forward carefully.
Now that we have left Guhao Mountain, it would be a pity not to seize the opportunity to explore it.
There are quite a few sect disciples coming and going here, he does not have a spirit world on him, so he walks very carefully to avoid being discovered by his spiritual breath.
But Zizi is a restless animal, trying to break free from his embrace.Of course he wouldn't let go, he hugged her even tighter, and as a result, he became dissatisfied and yelled loudly, which quickly attracted the attention of others.
Meng Yunjue quickly covered Zizi's mouth, hid in the bushes, and carefully bent down to get out from the other end of the bushes.But this is only a temporary strategy, it can't last long, I guess it won't be long, when someone finds out, and once the incident becomes serious, Daoist Taihao will know about his leaving Guhao Mountain.
"Drinking is really bad."
Meng Yunjue turned his head and saw Dixuan standing behind him boldly with his chest around, avoiding the crowd who heard the sound.
Di Xuanding opened the spirit world, but Meng Yun Jue did not have the protection of the spirit world, so he would be discovered soon.It's okay to rush out, but his purpose of staying here has not been realized, and he doesn't want to make a big deal out of it.
"Help me." He had to ask Dixuan for help, and Dixuan was much more reliable than the system.
"Map." Dixuan asked the conditions naturally.
Fortunately, the system drew an extra map. Meng Yunjue took out the map from his pocket and threw it into Dixuan's pocket. As part of the transaction, Dixuan also helped him open the spirit world.
Therefore, let him be spared.He carefully passed through the crowd who came to investigate, and when he got to a place where there were few people, he squeezed his hard face again: "I would rather you eat up all my food."
"Heh..." Dixuan laughed, "You also have headaches, which is rare."
Meng Yunjue glanced at him, then turned to look at the scene ahead.The mountain where he is located is larger than Guhao Mountain, and there are three halls in total. Meng Yunjue doesn't know what the purpose of these three halls is.
Since you are here, you might as well take a look.
He walked close to the base of the wall, and stopped when he reached the main hall on the left. When he raised his eyes, the bright golden plaque caught his eyeballs.
But before he could see the words on the plaque clearly, Zizi in his arms suddenly yelled, shrank his body, slipped out of his arms, and ran into the hall——
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