What should I do if my rival becomes my cat?

When Xia Shangzhou returned home after walking the dog, it was already late.

After Xia Shangzhou played with Gou Sheng for a few minutes with the cat teasing stick, he turned around and went into the bathroom to take a shower.

In the bathroom, Xia Shangzhou was taking a shower while humming and singing the new song of Chunhe Shuihan. After washing, Xia Shangzhou was about to get dressed, and he hadn’t put on his clothes yet, when he suddenly remembered It seems that his Gousheng hasn't bathed for many days, so it's time to take a bath today.

Although Gousheng usually likes to be clean and doesn't crawl all over the floor, Xia Shangzhou still plans to wash Gousheng.

Xia Shangzhou was afraid that his clothes would get wet when he bathed the dog leftover, so he simply didn't wear any clothes. After all, no matter how well-behaved a kitten is in the bath, he won't be too cooperative, and the dog leftover is no exception.So Xia Changzhou tied a bath towel around his waist and left the bedroom.

As soon as he walked out of the bathroom, Xia Shangzhou shivered immediately. Fortunately, he immediately turned on the heating function of the air conditioner in the bedroom. Although it didn't warm up for a while, it wasn't so cold that Xia Shangzhou shivered. , Xia Shangzhou adjusted the temperature, and planned not to close the door between the bedroom and the bathroom. After a while, when the heating is sufficient, he will take the dog leftover to take a bath.

It is not the first time that Xia Shangzhou has done this kind of thing. Some time ago, Tang and Song Dynasty found that Xia Shangzhou did not turn on the heating when he took a bath, but only turned on the heating when the dog was left to take a bath. He even teased Xia Shangzhou It must be true love for Gousheng.

After a while, Xia Shangzhou felt that the temperature in the bedroom was about the same, and was about to take the dog into the bathroom to take a bath... But he lowered his head, hey, where is his dog?

Xia Shangzhou searched his room for a long time, and finally found his dog left in an extremely remote corner - under the bed.

His dog left was nestled into a small white ball, with its head down and its butt facing out, as if it was thinking about the life of a cat.

Xia Shangzhou was amused by Gousheng's appearance, and remembering the dusty bottom of the bed, he quickly reached out to take Gousheng out. As soon as he took Gousheng out, he found Gousheng's pair of mandarin duck-colored cat pupils staring round and round , looking straight at him, with a slightly dazed expression on his face.

Xia Shangzhou was depressed for a moment... Was it his illusion?Why did he feel that his Gou Sheng seemed to be full of grief and indignation?

It must be an illusion, a cat can be so sad and indignant.

...But apart from grief and indignation, why does it seem a little bit shy?

It must be an illusion!How can a cat have so many and rich expressions!What's more, is there still not much of his body that Gou Sheng has seen?

"Gousheng, let's go, Dad will take you to wash Baibai~" Xia Shangzhou chuckled, and reached out to touch Gousheng's little head.

Gou Sheng suddenly froze the whole cat, his round cat pupils stared wide open.

"If you don't take a bath, don't even think about going to bed with me tonight!" Seeing Gou Sheng's reluctance, Xia Shangzhou snorted, reached out and pinched Gou Sheng's face.

Although Gousheng is usually very obedient, compared to other glamorous and noble cat people, he is really soft and cute, but most cat people don't like to take a bath. No matter how good Gousheng is, when taking a bath, he still Struggling and resisting fiercely, every time Xia Shangzhou bathed the dog, it was like fighting a battle.

Xia Changzhou picked up the soft meat on the back of the dog's neck and carried the dog into the bathroom. He bought a plastic basin to make the cat's bath for the dog's bath. After pouring hot water at a suitable temperature into the bath, he Throw the stiff dog leftover into the bathtub.

At first, Xia Shangzhou was wary that Gou Sheng might struggle to jump out, but he didn't expect that Gou Sheng, who always hated bathing, not only didn't struggle, but also stayed in the basin obediently, with only a pair of mandarin duck eyes widening.

"The dog is so good~" Xia Shangzhou immediately praised the dog without hesitation, "Keep it up."

Then Xia Shangzhou squeezed a little shampoo for cats into the hot water. During the whole process, the dog remained motionless, staying quietly in the bathtub. Xia Shangzhou took the water in his palm and splashed it down the neck When it was young, it was still obedient, and it was surprisingly obedient.

"After taking a good bath, Dad will give you some dried fish later." Xia Shangzhou hummed the song of the male god, while rubbing the wet fur all over Gou Sheng's body, watching the more and more hair that he rubbed out. The more bubbles there are, the sense of accomplishment in Xia Shangzhou's heart is almost full.

But looking at Gousheng's dumbfounded look, Xia Shangzhou couldn't help but want to take out his phone to take a picture. Coupled with the wet fur, the whole cat seemed to have shrunk in size. I don't know if it's because he hates bathing too much, but Gousheng's whole cat looks a little listless now.

"The washing will be over soon, my dear." Xia Shangzhou coaxed, while speeding up the movements of his hands. While washing away the bubbles on Gou Sheng's body, he looked at Gou Sheng's dumbfounded expression, and suddenly My heart skipped a beat, and I couldn't help but want to tease it.

"Gousheng, come~ Let Dad take a look at your little penis," Xia Shangzhou chuckled, while washing away the bubbles on Gousheng, he opened Gousheng's two hind legs.

Gou Sheng froze all of a sudden, his round cat pupils stared too wide, he let out a "meow ~", and immediately kicked his two hind legs caught by Xia Shangzhou.

"Come here~ Gousheng, don't be shy, let Dad see your little dick~" Xia Shangzhou laughed, and continued to try to break Gousheng's hind legs, "I heard that the cat's The little penis has barbs, let daddy go up~”

Gou Sheng, who is extremely well-behaved even in the bath, struggled desperately under Xia Shangzhou's coercion and lure, kicking his two little hind legs desperately, as if he wanted to defend his chastity desperately.

"What's so embarrassing, really, you were brought up by me with shit and piss! Show dad what's wrong with the little penis, son!" Xia Shangzhou emphasized his identity, At the same time, trying to break off the two hind legs of his own son for the sake of being old and disrespectful.

Gou Sheng struggled hard, his two paws waving wildly in the air, and his two short legs kicked back and forth, as if he was swearing to die... But in the end, he still laughed at Xia Shangzhou. In the sound, two hind legs were split apart...

"Hahahaha, how small!" Xia Shangzhou immediately laughed mercilessly.

Gou Sheng froze all over, and then slowly, slowly shrunk himself into a ball.

"It actually has barbs...but such a small thorn is really cute~hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha..."

Amid Xia Shangzhou's merciless laughter, Gou Sheng silently raised his little paw, then buried his face in it silently, and shrunk his body into a small white ball.