What should I do if my rival becomes my cat?

"Maybe your son is really mature. Would you like me to contact a research institute for an autopsy?" Tang Song touched his chin and said to Xia Shangzhou.

Xia Shangzhou was taken aback, and immediately shook his head: "Are you kidding me!"

"...Just teasing you, I don't know anyone from the research institute," Tang Song reached out and patted Xia Shangzhou's shoulder, "You should go find your son quickly, why do I feel that it seems to know that you are going to take him with you?" It’s been sterilized, go and explain to it, if it can’t think about it and runs away from home, you can cry slowly.”

Xia Shangzhou was in a pinch for a moment, he managed to coax the dog left!Now it's all over again!

"I'm going to cook first, so go and comfort your son," Tang Song smiled and shook his head, "You used to raise a cat as your son, but now I think it looks more like your wife, your dog leftover just now Like a little daughter-in-law who is angry with her boyfriend." Then, he rolled up his sleeves and walked into the kitchen.

Xia Shangzhou came back to his senses, and was startled by what Tang Song said just now. Goosebumps all over his body. If the dog leftover becomes his wife... Forget it, although gender is not an issue these days, and species is not distance, but he has not crossed the line yet. Species fall in love and it's still the consciousness of stirring the base.

"Gousheng~Gousheng~ Come out~ Dad, here is a small dried fish~" Xia Shangzhou got into the room, pawing at the small figure of Gousheng everywhere, shouting nastyly while pawing, until finally he himself They were all numb with goosebumps from their own tone of voice.

But Gou Sheng didn't move at all.

Xia Shangzhou sighed, and sat down on the floor: "You dog leftover, dad is also doing it for your own good, why can't you understand dad's good intentions?"

Xia Shangzhou sat on the floor and was lost for a while. After about a few minutes, a small furry head poked out from his bed, and a pair of round cat pupils stared at him for a long time.

"Gousheng?" Xia Shangzhou was very happy when he saw Gousheng willing to come out, but when he saw Gousheng's vigilant and defensive eyes, his heart was broken, "Dad, although I want to take you to be sterilized, but Dad will never hurt you..."

Gou Sheng seemed to hesitate for a while, and finally got out of the bed, as if he had made up his mind, Xia Shangzhou was wondering, when he saw Gou Sheng jump onto the computer desk.

Then, Xia Shangzhou's jaw dropped in shock.

Because he actually saw Gou Sheng stretch out his paw timidly, and pressed the power button on the main computer with his meat pad...

Help! ! !

His dog leftover has really become a genius!

Xia Shangzhou was stunned, his eyes widened, and he didn't react for a long time.

Fuck!His cat can actually turn on the computer!Fuck!The cat has become a sperm!

After the start-up screen ended, Xia Shangzhou stared dumbfounded at Gou Sheng sliding the mouse with his paws. Of course, its movements were clumsy and unskilled. It was obviously the first time he did this... Then Xia Shangzhou saw his Gou Sheng Sliding the mouse with his paw, he clicked on the word document on his computer.

Xia Shangzhou's expression immediately changed to → Σ(っ°Д°;) oh shit!Help!His cat can actually open a word document!

Before Xia Shangzhou picked up his chin that fell to the ground, he saw his dog left jumping onto the keyboard, stretched out two claws, silently pressed a few letter keys on the keyboard, and then Space bar, then enter... At first Xia Shangzhou thought that Gou Sheng was just pressing the keyboard randomly, like rolling his face, but soon he realized that Gou Sheng was not rolling around randomly, but very calm and rational Get out of a word -

Xia Shangzhou stared at the computer screen dumbfounded, only to see that there was an extra line of words in the word document on the computer screen——

I am human.

Even the full stop is complete.

……

Xia Shangzhou was silent for 3 full minutes.

After the silence, Xia Shangzhou's expression immediately changed to →Σ(°△°|||) Gousheng's round cat pupils shone with unpredictable light, and it didn't wait for Xia Shangzhou to digest this shocking secret. Continue to lower your head and use your paws to type on the keyboard key by key-I know this is a bit unacceptable, but I have endured it for a long time, sorry, I am actually human.

"Dog, Gousheng, you mean you have cultivated to become an adult?!" Xia Shangzhou said blankly.

The cat on the keyboard almost fell down. It silently glanced at the cute Xia Shangzhou, and continued to bow its head to type on the keyboard. Typing out a complete line of characters is definitely a big project for it, but it is obviously very patient.

——No, I don’t know why, every time I take a bath, my eyes will turn black, and then I will become your cat the next moment, and I guess your cat will become me at that time, because every time I When I wake up the next day, I will find myself in all kinds of strange places.

The cat even typed out every punctuation mark. Xia Shangzhou gradually became sure that the cat was not his Gousheng. He, except for the necessary diligence, hardly bothers to fly, and often sleeps on his knees and does not move for a day.

... What's more, with such a lazy master, how could he teach such a diligent cat?

Xia Shangzhou thought without feeling guilty.

"You mean, every night after you take a bath, you will become my cat?" Xia Shangzhou slowly cleared his mind. Although this matter sounded incredible, he pinched his thigh hard Afterwards, I found out that this was not his dream, and the words on the word document on the computer screen also proved that all this was not his hallucination, "Fuck, I said it's no wonder Gousheng becomes so strange every night these days, It turned out that you were possessed by a ghost!"

The cat fell silent.

"...Wait, if that's the case, why did you become so early today? Shouldn't it change after you take a shower at night?"

The cat is typing silently - I just took a bath.

"I'm going, don't tell me you will turn into my cat as soon as you take a bath? You won't be able to change back until the next morning!" Sleeping with a stranger..."Wait...you're a boy?!"

The cat glanced at him silently, Xia Shangzhou thought it was a look of contempt, and then nodded coldly.

Xia Shangzhou breathed a sigh of relief: "Fortunately, if you are a girl, then I will lose my purity..."

cat:"……"

"But even if you're a boy, I still think it's weird to sleep with you. What should I do?" Xia Shangzhou thought for a while with a sad face, and after a few minutes of meditation, his eyes lit up and he said, "I made a ! Just don't take a bath in the future!"

cat:"……"

"Let's make such a happy decision. If someone asks you what you smell like on your body in the future, you can tell him that it's a pure man's manly smell!"

The cat glanced at Xia Shangzhou, bowed his head to type, Xia Shangzhou leaned over to take a look - get lost.

Xia Shangzhou was very hurt, and said: "But there is no other way but you don't take a bath, do you want to go on like this forever?"

The cat rolled his eyes coldly, Xia Shangzhou wanted to say something, but Tang Song suddenly pushed the door open: "The meal is ready, have you found your son?"

Xia Shangzhou was startled, and immediately rushed forward to hug the cat, and turned around to block the computer screen.

"...What were you talking to yourself just now? I heard it in the living room." Tang Song asked suspiciously.

"I was talking about life with my son just now!" Xia Shangzhou said righteously.

"Is the talk over now?" Tang Song raised his eyebrows.

"Ok!"

"...Then hurry up and eat." After Tang Song finished speaking, he glanced at the dog leftover in Xia Shangzhou's arms, then turned and walked out.

Xia Shangzhou breathed a sigh of relief, he poked the bunny face of the cat in his arms, and said in a low voice: "Don't let him know that you were changed by humans, he just said that he would send you to the research institute Let's go to the autopsy... Let's go to eat first, and you will act a little bit like a cat to me later."

The cat silently pulled out its face from Xia Shangzhou's chest. Fortunately, Xia Shangzhou's chest was not turbulent, otherwise Xia Shangzhou's ferocious strength just now could have suffocated it.

The cat in his arms meowed, agreeing.