What should I do if my rival becomes my cat?

Qin Han's cooking skills are very good. The sweet and sour fish is delicious and tender, the hot and sour potato shreds are very refreshing, and the steamed pork ribs are rich in taste. Art is not very good, just looking at his face can make people eat an extra bowl of rice.

Xia Shangzhou buried his head in eating hard, and sighed again: "Your cooking skills are so good, which girl will marry you in the future is really lucky..."

Qin Han paused for holding the vegetables, smiled, and didn't speak.

Originally, Xia Shangzhou was just talking casually, but as soon as he finished speaking, he immediately thought of the leaking post he had read just now—the post saying that his male god likes men, although judging from the direction of the post, That host undoubtedly created a post specifically to blackmail Er Yueqing. Chun and Shuihan were just lying innocently... But Xia Shangzhou had to admit that after reading the leaking post, he really liked Chun and Shuihan's feelings. There was a slight shake in sexual orientation.

According to Xia Shangzhou’s many years of experience in various forums, generally speaking, many leaking posts are half true and false, and the host may deliberately release some wrong materials as smoke~fog~bombs, after all, it is common to be able to disclose They are all familiar people, if they tell all the information without reservation, even without leaking water, it is very likely that the person concerned or his fans will find out who stabbed the knife in the back, and it is a shameful thing to do this kind of thing!

As for whether the information in those leaking posts is true or false, it will be clear after reading a few more leaking posts and comparing them. Xia Shangzhou has mixed experience in the forum, and everyone has different opinions. It is not necessarily true , but everyone’s words are consistent, it is very likely to be true. Of course, it is not ruled out that a group of sailors are deliberately black, but the arguments of the navy are basically the same. After reading a few more posts, you will have experience, and it is still easy to distinguish from.

Is the revelation about Chun and Shuihan liking men true or just a smoke~fog~bomb released by the host?Xia Shangzhou bit his chopsticks and got tangled up. Although in his heart, whether Chun He Shui Han liked men or women, they were still his male gods... But he was just curious and gossip swollen?

Although it is said that gossip is a woman's nature, Xia Shangzhou's gossip is no less than those middle-aged women who like to inquire about other people's gossip everywhere, and then go back and chew their tongues after inquiring. The gossip forum where Zhou likes to mix women has taunted him many times, but Xia Shangzhou still does not change his mind.

Therefore, Xia Shangzhou said that he really scratched his head and wanted to know the truth... But Xia Shangzhou thought about it, although there was a Tang and Song gay guy beside him, but the reality is not the novel of King Qin Hanwu How could it be possible for a signboard to fall and hit ten people, nine of whom were gay?For example, Er Yueqing is a straight man whose roots are straight and Miaohong, in order to prove his conjecture——

Xia Shangzhou bit his chopsticks for a while, then raised his head and asked Qin Han, "Well, do you like girls?"

Qin Han paused, glanced at Xia Shangzhou, and said, "Why do you ask that?"

...What do you mean by not answering positively? !

Xia Shangzhou originally thought that Qin Han would definitely insist that he liked girls, and then mocked him saying that there are so many homosexuals in reality, but after seeing Qin Han's reaction, Xia Shangzhou only had one thing in his mind, Fuck!Could it be that the sign fell and really hit the gay guy in front of him? !

Does Qin Han like men? !

Isn't he dangerous? !

Looking at Xia Shangzhou's unabashed expression of "Fuck, are you really gay?" "Fuck! Something is wrong! The chrysanthemum is not safe!" Qin Han lowered his head and suppressed the smugness on his face. With all expressions on his face, he took a mouthful of rice calmly, and said casually, "Don't worry, even if I like men, I won't fall in love with you."

Xia Shangzhou breathed a sigh of relief. Since Qin Han said that even if he likes men, it means that he doesn't like men now. Even if I like men, I won't fall in love with you?Is he very bad!

Seeing Xia Shangzhou's wide-eyed eyes, with an undisguised expression of "Fuck, am I bad?" "Fuck, can't gays like me!", Qin Han ticked off The corner of the lips, and then calmly said: "Don't worry, I'm not saying that you are bad, I just mean that you are not the type that gays like."

Xia Shangzhou paused for a moment, and asked inexplicably, "Why?" Although he was said to be as handsome as Bai Gu, as rich as Wang Sicong, as handsome as Takeshi Kaneshiro, and as handsome as Wu Yanzu, he was still considered decent-looking. It's the nose and the eyes are the eyes, so it's not so ugly that people hate dogs, right?

"I heard that gays like men who are stronger." Qin Han raised his head and said solemnly, "Although it is impossible to say that the chest muscles can crush stones and the abdominal muscles can run horses, they must at least have some muscles, and they must be masculine. , it's better to like women, do you think you can be liked by gay guys?"

Xia Shangzhou, who was so shocked by Qin Han's words that he couldn't bear to feel ashamed, wished he could throw himself on the ground, silently lowered his head, lifted up his clothes, and looked at his belly. Let alone the pectoral and abdominal muscles, it would be nice if his stomach could stay flat, but these days, because of the good food, he has been fed so smooth that his stomach has slight ups and downs up.

Stretch out your hand and touch it, and it must be soft belly meat.

Xia Shangzhou was thinking dejectedly, when he felt a hand touch his belly, Xia Shangzhou was startled, looked up, Qin Han stood up at some point, He was standing opposite the table, bowed slightly, stretched his arms, and placed them on Xia Shangzhou's belly across a table.

Because there are not many people eating at home, the dining table in the living room is not too big, so Qin Han easily stretched his hand over half of the table, touched Xia Shangzhou's belly as if nothing had happened, and even picked it up. Eyebrow, chuckled and commented: "It's all belly meat."

Xia Shangzhou suddenly felt bad, he was stunned for a long time, until Qin Han pinched his belly with his fingers, he stepped back a few steps with the chair on his back. He looked at Qin Han in shock.

Qin Hanyun coughed lightly twice, and then said: "It feels good in the hand, I couldn't hold it back for a while, it's very soft."

...Is that why you pinched my stomach?Apologize to my self-esteem-damaged belly!

Xia Shangzhou looked aggrieved.

"However," Qin Han calmly avoided the topic, "It's not good for your health to stay at home all the time, so it's better to exercise more... shall we take a walk downstairs after dinner?"

Xia Shangzhou was suspicious for a moment, and nodded. In fact, he used to take Gousheng downstairs to go shopping in the park, but he delayed because of these things that happened recently. He hasn’t walked Gousheng for so long. It's exhausting... But how does he feel that Qin Han doesn't look like a person who exercises regularly, but more like a person who often stays at home like him, otherwise how could Qin Han's skin be so white?

It stands to reason that people who exercise regularly should have a healthy wheat or bronze complexion. Could it be that Qin Han is not naturally tanned?

But Xia Shangzhou didn't think too much about it. After all, although Qin Han's skin is fair, his figure is not bad, and he can almost throw his typical weak otaku figure out of eighteen streets.

So after the two of them finished their meal, they prepared to go downstairs for a walk. Of course, Xia Shangzhou also brought the leftover dog.

When going down the stairs, Qin Han looked at the dog left in Xia Shangzhou's arms, raised his eyebrows and said, "Why did you bring it?"

"I used to go for a walk with the leftover dog after dinner every day," Xia Shangzhou said with a face of course, "If so many things hadn't happened recently, hmph..."

"Do you have to go for a walk with the dog after eating every day?" Qin Han twitched the corner of his mouth, "Did I make a mistake, in fact, your dog is not a cat, but a dog?"

"Hmph, don't you know if Gousheng is a cat or a dog?" Xia Shangzhou glanced at Qin Han, and saw Qin Han's expression paused in satisfaction, "Actually, Gousheng likes to go out with me quite a bit. Good boy, I won't run around."

Therefore, the new combination of two people and one cat appeared in Xia Shangzhou's daily cat walking park. It happened to be the most crowded time after dinner at night, because at this time many people came for a walk after eating, and there were many people walking. Cats, dogs, and pets, of course, the performance art of walking cats is currently the only one in this community, Xia Shangzhou's family.

Therefore, the dog left in Xia Shangzhou's arms has attracted a lot of attention, especially the dog left is still very beautiful. Although it is a Chinese pastoral cat, but the mixed color is very beautiful, plus the pair of mandarin duck eyes, it is simply attractive to girls artifact.

But the most important thing, of course, is because the person holding the cat... is standing next to a handsome guy.

Xia Shangzhou has not brought Gousheng to the park for several days, but in the past, every time he brought Gousheng to the park, there would be a lot of attention, especially the girls, after all, most girls are cute things control, And Gousheng's appearance is obviously at the level of a big cute thing, so occasionally Xia Shangzhou will meet a girl who is so cute that Gousheng goes up to strike up a conversation.But now Xia Shangzhou can clearly feel that the gaze cast on him today is n times stronger than ever before.

Those gazes and gazes were almost so hot that they could poke a hole in him, Xia Shangzhou couldn't help shivering, and then looked back - most of the people who looked at them were some Young girls, even several female junior high school students who were obviously together. Those junior high school female students were wearing the uniforms of a nearby junior high school and chatting. When they found Xia Shangzhou looking over, they suddenly laughed and laughed. There was a ball.

Xia Shangzhou was a little puzzled, because his appearance was not the type that was popular with girls since he was a child, so he had never tried to be stared at by so many girls together, even if he had a dog left in his arms. He's never had such an experience before.

But soon he understood, because most of the girls' last eyes fell on the person beside him. Xia Shangzhou turned his head and saw Qin Han's side face.In all fairness, Qin Han's side profile is probably the best among all the people he has seen in reality. Whether it is the long and curled eyelashes or the line of the bridge of the nose, they all seem to be perfect, just like a painting. Almost nothing went wrong.

Even though Xia Shangzhou was used to looking at Qin Han's face, he looked at it so seriously, and was stunned for a while, until Qin Han turned his face, raised his eyebrows at him and said, "Why didn't you leave all of a sudden? "

At this moment, Xia Shangzhou was still staring at Qin Han's side face in a daze, but suddenly he met Qin Han's face. The impulsiveness of the girls screaming to lick the screen... At this moment, Xia Shangzhou felt that he was about to be bent by Qin Han's handsome face.

Fortunately, it was just a near miss, and Xia Shangzhou soon came to his senses.

Xia Shangzhou quickly cleared his throat, and said, "Ahem, let's go." After speaking, he walked forward without raising his head while holding the dog in his arms, but he didn't know it was because of some Whether he was flustered or Yueheifenggao couldn't see clearly, or for some other reason, he didn't notice the stone ladder in front of him, tripped all of a sudden, and rushed forward gloriously.

Seeing that he was about to hit the ground with his face, Xia Shangzhou had no time to react, his waist was hugged from behind, and he managed to escape from the street, but his stomach was strangled by that arm because of inertia I almost squeezed out all the dinner in Xia Shangzhou's stomach.

"How can you fall while walking on flat ground?" Qin Han couldn't hide the smile in his voice, "Falling on flat ground, is it because the cerebellum is underdeveloped? Do you want to go back and buy some walnuts to nourish your brain?"

Xia Shangzhou stood up straight, and coughed a few times, because Qin Han's food was so delicious, so he ate too much for dinner, and was strangled so hard by Qin Han just now, his undigested food The dinner was almost pouring into his throat, and he was almost dying of pain. After being ridiculed by Qin Han again, Xia Shangzhou felt very wronged immediately, but he couldn't act like a girl, so he could only stare silently. Qin Han took a look.

But even if he was about to fall, Xia Shangzhou still held the dog in his arms firmly. He silently lowered his head and touched the dog's soft white belly for a while to find some healing. Then he ignored Qin Han and turned his head to stand alone in front Walk.

Qin Han smiled helplessly, and followed, but he did not stand side by side with Xia Shangzhou, but followed behind Xia Shangzhou not far or near.

Xia Shangzhou was sulking silently for a while, but he quickly calmed down. After all, it was not a big deal, but after he calmed down and thought about it, he suddenly felt a little bad, because after he calmed down and looked back, it seemed that he didn't There is no position to be angry with Qin Han, and Qin Han kindly stopped him from falling to the ground, why should he be angry with Qin Han?

... How is this the same as having a temper tantrum between young lovers?And he was still the one who made trouble for no reason. Thinking of this, Xia Shangzhou suddenly felt bad.

The more he thought about it, the more he felt that he was like Qin Han's unreasonable girlfriend. Even though her boyfriend was already good enough, he still wanted to make trouble for no reason. "I don't want to listen, I don't want to listen, I don't want to listen"... The more Xia Shangzhou thought about it, the more he felt that there was something wrong with him, as if something had grown crookedly in his body.

But Xia Shangzhou didn't dare to think about it, he was afraid that if he thought about it, he would suffer, so he stopped in time, and didn't continue to think deeply.

After returning home from the walk, Xia Shangzhou went back to his room. In fact, he originally planned to go to Qin Han to study the script together at night, but for some reason, he suddenly didn't want to face Qin Han's face. So as soon as I came back, I got into my room, turned on the computer, and started writing.

Because he hadn't worked seriously for several days, Xia Shangzhou actually had quite a backlog of manuscripts. After he tensed up and wrote a few manuscripts, his consciousness became a little erratic.

He was thinking, what is Qin Han doing in the room at this time?It's still early now, and Qin Han should still be planning to take a shower, so Qin Han should play computer games in his room, what would Qin Han usually do with the computer... Maybe he would play games and kill monsters like ordinary boys, Maybe watch the news or watch a football game or something.

Xia Shangzhou thought about it for a while, and then he quickly realized that what Qin Han was doing in the room had nothing to do with him?However, with Qin Han's aloof personality, even though he was forcibly drawn into the online supporting circle, he probably wouldn't pay too much attention to this aspect... It's impossible for him to browse the gossip forums in the circle right now. ?

Xia Shangzhou thought about it in a mess, and found that he obviously didn't intend to miss him anymore, but in the end he thought of Qin Han for no reason... It's just a hell!

At this time, Qin Han, who was browsing a gossip forum in the next room, suddenly sneezed.

Because his mind was in a mess, Xia Shangzhou didn't have the time to write the manuscript anymore, so he simply opened the page of Qin Wang Hanwu's novel and read the serialization. After reading the latest chapter, Xia Shangzhou wrote a long comment again, but in Finally, I added another sentence—fuck, is this really a Danmei novel?It's been dozens of chapters, why is there still no movement between the two protagonists?Qin Wang Han Wu, don't cheat money by pouring water!Hurry up and write!The novel is so badly written, I don’t work hard enough to update it!

After making complaints about it, Xia Shangzhou felt a lot better, so he logged into Penguin, intending to see if the male god was there today, but when he logged in, he was almost stuck by a large wave of news in an instant .

After finally waiting for the computer to recover, Xia Shangzhou tremblingly opened the crew group of "Meeting the Devil" that had frantically swiped thousands of messages.

Now the group is swiping the screen quite quickly, Xia Shangzhou is a bit confused, so I turned back and found out what they were talking about, it turned out that what they were talking about was about the leaking post that Xia Shangzhou saw during the day .

Because the amount of information is a bit large, Xia Changzhou spent a long time rummaging through it before he could barely understand what they were talking about. Most of the people in the production group supported Er Yueqing. At the beginning, when planning the picture album, it said that the poster was specially here for black people. He left with one blow without any evidence, and there are so many fans turned black or fake passers-by, maybe they all contacted the poster. This post is obviously a purposeful collective crime.

Then Lianzigeng also said that he and Er Yueqing had known each other for so long and had never heard of these things at all. He thought it was impossible for Er Yueqing to be that kind of person. As for the screenshot of the so-called evidence, someone obviously did it on purpose.

The people in the production group were very upset about Er Yueqing. After all, although Er Yueqing was usually a bit talkative, his personality was not bad. On the contrary, he was quite popular. Also consider him a friend.

Xia Shangzhou silently watched the screen for a while, and suddenly he was moved by Er Yueqing, and at the same time, he was a little envious. If one day he was hacked, and so many friends stood up to support him, then his life would be worth it ...But Xia Shangzhou quickly shook his head, he is a little transparent who doesn't love his father or mother, who would want to black him?

Then the people in the group began to analyze who intercepted Er Yueqing's chat records. After all, it doesn't matter who hacked Er Yueqing. As a great god, who can have a few blacks? I haven't tried it He was so hacked that he didn't even have any underwear left, so he didn't dare to call himself a master.

Since you are standing at such a high position, you must be prepared to be caught by someone accidentally, and there will be a large group of people trying to tear you off and step on your feet.

So it doesn't matter who made the post and who wants to black Er Yueqing, the most important thing is to find the person who stabbed him in the back.Everyone doesn't know who the person who exploded Er Yueqing's chat records is, but that person should be someone who knows Er Yueqing, otherwise it would be impossible to join Er Yueqing's group, but now the problem comes, Er Yueqing Yueqing has so many groups, and he is very good at chatting, maybe he himself doesn't remember when and which group he said that sentence.

Everyone analyzed for a while, but couldn't find a clue, and at this moment, Er Yueqing himself came.

Er Yueqing: What do concubines talk about at night?Let me tell you the truth, the group fell silent, and even Xia Shangzhou, who watched the screen, became cautious.

After a while, someone spoke.

Album: Er Yueqing, don't play dumb, you must have seen the group chat records, let me ask you, do you know who the person who exploded the chat records is?

Er Yueqing: How important is it that concubines need to be entangled in this?

Album: You are kind-hearted, you don't care, but as your friends, we just can't swallow this breath. Lianzitang: You don't want to say it, is it your friend?

Er Yueqing: What are you thinking about?

Album: Really your friend?What's the use of having such a friend!Forget about breaking up the relationship, Xia Shangzhou was immediately impressed by the domineering remarks of the picture album girl, and his chest was agitated, but the reaction of the person concerned was very calm.

Er Yueqing: You really don't have to get too entangled, I will handle this matter well Album: Deal with it?How to deal with it?

Er Yueqing: Don’t ask too many questions, you will know when the time comes

Album: Well, if you need it, let me know

Lianzi Geng: As long as you tell, we will help you. One word from brother, this is the friendship between men!

Xia Shangzhou thought of the friendship and love between men described in Qin Wang Han Wu's novels, and couldn't help but waver again.

At this time, a cousin who was classified as a man sneezed in front of the computer.

Just when Xia Shangzhou thought that Er Yueqing would say something like a good brother for a lifetime, he saw——

Er Yueqing: By the way, just now I saw the newcomer online, come out and let me touch my little hand Banana Boat Album:  …

Lotus seed soup: ...

Xia Shangzhou couldn't help but hit a row: "..."

Banana Split:  …

Er Yueqing: The newcomer is showing up, so cute, come on, let me touch the spring and water cold: Get out Er Yueqing: Wait... Did I just see a certain silly mother who is very cold in the legend appeared? ?

Album: Yes, he also let you go

Er Yueqing: Chunhe Aifei, how could you be so cruel and unreasonable to me?

Chunhe Shuihan: Hehe

Er Yueqing: I hate other people treating me the most in my life!Say it again if you have the ability!Believe it or not, I will rush over to beat you in minutes!

Chunhe Shuihan: Hehe, get out