What should I do if my rival becomes my cat?

After breakfast, Xia Shangzhou sat in the living room and watched Qin Han wash the dishes in the kitchen. Qin Han's washing posture was obviously very skillful. Xia Shangzhou stared at Qin Han's back for a while and sighed , Qin Han is so virtuous and cooks so deliciously, it would be great if he was a girl...

What would happen if Qin Han was a girl?

Xia Shangzhou was taken aback by the thoughts that suddenly popped up in his mind, he quickly shook his head to get those inexplicable thoughts out of his mind.

Back in the room, Xia Shangzhou turned on the computer to surf the Internet. As soon as he sat down, Gou Sheng automatically climbed onto his knees, nestled up obediently, and acted as a leg warmer. The only thing is to log in to Penguin to see if the male god is online.

But soon he was disappointed, because the profile pictures of Chunhe Shuihan were still black, and the sentence "Male God, I really like you qaq" that he sent last night...has never been replied.

Xia Shangzhou felt stuffy and happy.

After relieving the pain in his heart, Xia Shangzhou silently ran to apply for a new Weibo account. He didn't forget that the girl in the album asked him to use Weibo. If he planned to hang out in the circle for a long time, he should apply for a special The trumpet is better for mixing online and matching circles. After swiping and applying for the Weibo account, Xia Shangzhou started to set up the trumpet. When setting up the avatar, he hesitated and sent a picture of Tang and Song for Gousheng. A photo of him will be used as his avatar.

But in the process of setting up the profile picture, Xia Shangzhou still inevitably remembered that he was ridiculed by the king of Qin and Han Wu for his profile picture. The profile picture of his previous Weibo account was just a selfie he uploaded casually.In fact, he didn't think that the effect of his selfie was so good, he was just an ordinary passerby. Although the Weibo comments he sent to Qin Wang Hanwu were obviously finding fault, but it was not enough to be ridiculed by Qin Wang Hanwu for being ugly. Should I read more books?

How ugly is he?

... No, Qin Wang Hanwu is conceited and thinks he is very handsome?

Xia Shangzhou feels depressed every time he thinks about this incident. Although it has been a long time since this incident, his original anger is actually not much left now, but he still wants to know why King Qin Hanwu wanted to That is to say... But with Qin Wang Hanwu's coldness, even if he asked, he might not be answered, and he felt that Qin Wang Hanwu himself had probably forgotten such trivial matters long ago.

After applying for a small account on Weibo, Xia Changzhou went to add attention. The first ones to follow were of course his male gods Chun and Shuihan, and then follow the relevant recommendations to post pictures of the picture book girl, Lianzigeng, Er Yueqing, etc. They all paid attention, and finally he hesitated for a while, and silently added a quiet attention to King Qin Hanwu.

The picture album girl is obviously checking Weibo all day long. After Xia Shangzhou followed her for a few minutes, she immediately returned to follower and sent a private message: Xiaochuan, a new Weibo has been opened~ xd Xia Shang Zhou silently replied: Well~ (⊙v⊙) From now on, I will use this account to hang out with the picture book: Don't worry, I will hang out with my sister in the future, and I guarantee that there will be meat~ Xia Shangzhou: Good picture book sister!No problem, Miss Picture Album!

Picture book: By the way, hurry up and ask your cousin to open a new Weibo hahahaha... Why do you always feel that the picture book girl pays special attention to Qin Han?

Xia Shangzhou was puzzled for a few seconds. Although Qin Han is indeed a handsome guy in reality, and his appearance is especially popular with girls, but the girl in the album has never seen Qin Han's photo, why do she pay special attention to Qin Han?Could it be because of Qin Han's voice?However, as a well-known planner who has seen countless people, it is impossible for the picture album girl to be poked cute by a little transparent who has just entered the circle, right?

However, Xia Shangzhou's doubts turned into doubts, and he still poked Qin Han's penguin trumpet silently. Although Qin Han and him lived in the same room, some Xia Shangzhous would never stand when sitting, and some would never stand when lying down. A lazy person who can't sit, didn't bother to move after a few steps, so he just poked Qin Han on the penguin. It happened that Qin Han went online at this time, probably just after washing the dishes.

Banana Boat: Qin Han~Xiao Hanhan~Are you here~

Hericium erinaceus: what's wrong?

Banana Boat: Where's your Weibo~ Hurry up and apply for a Weibo~ Hericium Hericium: I'm too lazy to get Banana Boat: No way!Must do it!go get it~

Hericium erinaceus: no

Banana Boat: Let's do it~ We are going to be pink cv men!How can there be no Weibo!

Hericium erinaceus: I never said such a thing

Banana Boat: I heard that selling rot is a magic tool for fandom. Let’s set up a Weibo to interact with each other if we have something to do.

Hericium erinaceus: ... Let me think about it

Banana Boat: Hurry up, hurry up, don't you promise that I won't let you and the dog stay in my bed tonight!

Hericium erinaceus: ...

Banana Boat: Do you want to squeeze the sofa pitifully with the dog and the cat?

Hericium erinaceus: ok

Banana Split: By the way, have you read the script?Let's ponder over the script together for a while, as newcomers, we must be stupid and fly first!

In fact, it is good for Xia Shangzhou and Qin Han to live under the same roof, that is, when they want to play against each other, they can face-to-face directly, without having to go through YY and other software. Qin Han's skills seem to be pretty good, Xia Shang Zhou thought that if Qin Han could tutor him alone, it would be no problem to match up with the senior brother.

According to the script, Xia Shangzhou felt that the next development of the plot should be like this. Before the drama was released, he and Qin Han, who were little transparent, were questioned. Fans of the great gods felt that they would drag the whole crew back. , but after the show was released, those fans who questioned them before unexpectedly discovered that their level was actually good, and immediately received rave reviews, then he and Qin Han can take the first step to become a pink cv...

Although Xia Shangzhou has no ambition to become a pink cv, he is still very happy to be able to narrow the distance between him and the male god... If he can stand side by side with the male god, he will be even happier.

If one day he can become a great god cv as famous as the male god, then the male god will probably notice him, after all, he can only look up to the male god in the past, and the male god is unlikely to come from the bottom pile of brainless fans. Seeing him at a glance, but if he tries hard to climb up, climb up, and climb to the side of the male god, then his male god will no longer be able to ignore him.

...Xia Shangzhou silently fantasized about that scene, he was about to bleed to death, and his heart was beating restlessly, as if this scene was not far away from now.

Xia Shangzhou silently clenched his small fist in his heart, encouraging himself, come on!

Sao years!Your journey is the sea of ​​stars!

Then, just when the ambitious Xia Shangzhou was about to fight for his ideals, the little penguin in his lower right corner suddenly jumped up. ——

Fuck!It turned out to be his male god! ! !

Xia Shangzhou was so excited that he jumped up on the spot. He put his arms around Gousheng and chirped frantically for several times, which made Gousheng and the whole cat stunned, while his mouth was full of hairs. However, Xia Shangzhou was still very excited. So he did the eighth set of radio gymnastics on the spot, and then he suppressed his excitement and returned to the computer.

Chunhe Shuihan: Thank you

...His male god is really aloof!

But Xia Shangzhou wasn't frightened by Chunhe Shuihan's aloofness at all. After all, if Chunhe Shuihan wasn't aloof, then he wouldn't be a male god!

Xia Shangzhou had an idiot smile on his face, and after laughing for a while, he quickly typed on the keyboard to reply.

Banana Boat: Awow Awow Spring and Shuihan, you are here~≧▽≦Banana Boat: Well, I really like you (*/w＼*)

Banana Boat: I am so excited to see you (≧▽≦)/

Banana Boat: I was so excited that I wanted to go downstairs and run ten laps!

After a while, just when Xia Shangzhou was disappointed and thought that Chun He Shui Han would not reply him, Chun He Shui Han's reply suddenly came.

Chunhe Shuihan: So excited to do the eighth set of radio gymnastics?

Banana Boat: Σ(っ°Д°;)っMale God, how do you know? ! ! !

Banana Boat: Σ(°△°|||) God, you can actually see through the screen that I just did the eighth radio gymnastics!

Banana Boat: (*/w＼*) Goddess, you really deserve to be my Goddess!So tired!

Spring and Shuihan: I guess

Banana Boat: Male god, you guessed it right! ! !God, you really deserve to be my god! ! !

Spring and water cold: ^_^

Banana Boat: Goddess, you actually send out emojis to make you look cute!

Seeing such an easy-going male god who can use facial expressions to show off his cuteness, Xia Shangzhou's brain twitched, and subconsciously asked a question that had troubled him for a long time——

Banana Boat: Well, God, I want to ask you a question, don't be angry Banana Boat: God, do you like boys or girls?

As soon as his brain was hot, he asked the question impulsively. After a few seconds, Xia Shangzhou calmed down.

With his calmness, he broke out in a cold sweat.

Fuck!He's fucked!After successfully taking the first step to hook up with the male god...to ask the male god himself such a shameless question!

Ruined!Where is the wall he wants to hit! ! !

Banana Boat: Ahhh, I'm sorry, I suddenly lost my mind just now! ! !It must be because I haven't eaten walnuts for a long time! ! !

Banana Boat: Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ! !I just didn't ask anything! ! !Everything is your illusion! ! !

Banana Boat: Swipe Up, Swipe Up, Swipe Up

Banana Split: Nothing happened just now qaq

Just when Xia Shangzhou was so regretful that he wanted to eat the keyboard——

Chunhe Shuihan: Guess what?

……what?

The male god doesn't seem to be angry?

But logically speaking, if an extremely straight straight man was asked such a question about his sexuality, he would be very angry, right?But the male god is not angry, does this mean...?

Thinking of this, Xia Shangzhou was stunned for a moment, his mind went blank due to his own thoughts.

Fuck, he seems to know some terrible secret.

Banana Split: I can't guess qaq

Chunhe Shuihan: I like girls

Banana Boat: ... God please don't pant so hard, I was scared to death Xia Shangzhou heaved a sigh of relief, he thought the god was going to reveal some shocking secret!

It's almost scaring him out of his uncle!

Just when Xia Shangzhou breathed a sigh of relief——

Chunhe Shuihan: But if it's a cute boy, I can think about it Xia Shangzhou suddenly: "...Pfft!"

Not only did I scare my uncle out now!My uncle was so frightened that the current flowed like a river!