What should I do if my rival becomes my cat?

At this moment, the penguin reply from "Sweet and Sour Fish" came again, but the tone was completely different from before, obviously a different person...

Sweet and Sour Fish: What's wrong?why are you looking for me

Xia Shangzhou's curiosity about Tang and Song's gossip peaked at this moment, so what "Tang and Song, a guy who eats inside and outside, helps outsiders to lie to him", "Tang and Song, a guy with elbows turned outwards, actually teamed up with others to play tricks" He" and other thoughts were thrown out of his mind.

Xia Shangzhou was so gossipy that he was about to gossip, he was shocked immediately, and got up from the bed, not caring about the messy hair on his head, sitting cross-legged on the bed, typing on the keyboard of the mobile phone with his ten fingers flying .

Shrimp porridge: Xiao Song Song ~ Song Song ~

Sweet and Sour Fish: Just tell me if you have something to do, don’t call me so eccentric

Shrimp Porridge: That...was Yuan Mingqing?How did you hook up?How did he get on your penguin?Don't you say you don't like him anymore?He's a scumbag now and wants to turn back?How could you be taken down so easily?Turning back grass also has dignity!

Sweet and sour fish: ...

Don't blame Xia Shangzhou for being so excited. He has read several g bloody slags attacking cheap and masochistic love articles (as if he accidentally exposed something), but he is well versed in the typical routines of various scum attacking cheap and receiving articles. Wen Du first abused the subject and then abused the attack. He was blind in the early stage of the attack and treated all kinds of bad things. He even had a white lotus in his heart that he had been secretly in love with for a long time, and Shou was just a substitute for this white lotus. He was attacking My heart is just a Chinese cabbage.Shou is deeply in love with Gong, but chooses to let go after being deeply hurt by Gong time and time again. At this time, Gong suddenly realizes that the one he has been in love with is actually Shou, so Gong went blind again later. Just like a pig desperately accepting this Chinese cabbage.

Of course, generally speaking in this direction, the pig has succeeded in dominating the Chinese cabbage, and the Chinese cabbage has been successfully dodged by the pig again.

...Could it be that the old cabbage of Tang and Song was finally overwhelmed by the pig of Yuan Mingqing?

Shrimp Congee: Today you, he ~ how to repeat yesterday's story ~ Yuan Mingqing's broken boat ticket ~ can you board your broken boat again?

Sweet and Sour Fish: Get out, you just broke the boat

Shrimp Porridge: So what the hell is going on with you now?Come on, tell me, I'm dying of anxiety. Sweet and Sour Fish: Do you want to know?

Shrimp porridge: especially want to know!Scratching my heart and lungs, I want to know!Sapo rolls around and looks cute for clarification!

Sweet and Sour Fish: I heard that Qin Wang Han Wu's novel "The Cold Spring" has also authorized the radio drama to go out Shrimp porridge: ... Qin Wang Han Wu?What does that have to do with me!

As the king of Qin, Han and Wu, he was black all his life, Xia Shangzhou felt uncomfortable when he saw the words "King of Qin, Han and Wu".

Hmph, why does he need to know what's going on with King Qin Hanwu recently? !

But since Tang Song will bring this matter up with him, does it mean that his male god plans to take over this drama again?

Xia Shangzhou suddenly puffed up his cheeks, very depressed... I hate it!The male god is about to take on the drama of the rival in love again!

Sweet and Sour Fish: Yes, so...

Sweet and Sour Fish: What happened to me and Yuan Mingqing? What does it have to do with you?

Shrimp porridge: Playing Weibo jokes is wrong!I gossip, tell me qaq sweet and sour fish: Hehe, kneel down and beg me, call Dad Shrimp porridge: Dad!I kneel down for you!

Sweet and Sour Fish: ...Can you still have the dignity of a seven-foot man?

Shrimp porridge: people are only five feet

Sweet and sour fish: ...

Sweet and Sour Fish: What you said makes sense, but I am speechless

Shrimp Congee: Hey, Dad, tell me, what happened to you and Yuan Mingqing?

Sweet and Sour Fish: I’ve convinced you, we live next door, and he just came to my house to play, just now he wanted to make a call, but the phone was out of charge, so he asked me to borrow the phone, and then I borrowed it, and I was on the phone at the time As for the penguin, he probably felt your life-threatening series of shocks after he hung up the phone, so he took a cheap look at the penguin on Tang Song's phone, which would buzz when someone sent a message, and Xia Shangzhou just now And frantically sent so many messages in the past.

Shrimp Congee: I feel that I am not convinced at all. Even if he has no bills on his mobile phone, why not ask someone else to borrow it from you, and don’t you have a fixed line at home? A fixed line can save a lot of money, let alone He read your message so cheaply, why did he reply me so cheaply?The tone is still so sour, tsk tsk Sweet and sour fish: Don't think too much, he is a straight man Shrimp porridge: How can a straight man be like this?His tone just now clearly indicated that he had turned on the love rival mode!

Sweet and sour fish: ...

Shrimp Porridge: Hmph, don't believe me, if you don't believe me, go and test him!There must be a harvest!

Sweet and Sour Fish: So you came to me early in the morning just to gossip?

Shrimp Porridge: Don't change the subject!Your ability to change the subject is simply too weak!

However, as soon as Tang Song reminded him, Xia Shangzhou instantly remembered why he came to Tang Song, and his anger suddenly reached its peak——

Shrimp porridge: Damn it!I forgot if you didn't remind me!What the hell are you eating the water poured out of your daughter who was abducted and married by elbows outside!

Sweet and sour fish: ...you called me daddy just now, but now it's my daughter again Shrimp porridge: Hey, the point is wrong!Let me ask you, did you already know that Qin Han is Chun He Shui Han? !

Sweet and sour fish: you know?

Sweet and Sour Fish: Hey, can't you see that I'm very angry now? Why are you so calm? Believe it or not, I'll hit you every minute!

Sweet and Sour Fish: Don’t believe me, and you can’t beat me

Xia Shangzhou suddenly exploded, and was about to speak harshly, but at the critical moment, he suddenly remembered that Tang Song seemed to have said that he had learned Sanda before, and his stomach was full of anger as if he had been poked. It deflated with a "poof~" like a balloon.

... Well, it seems that he really can't beat it.

Shrimp Porridge: You already knew that Qin Han is Chun He Shui Han, why didn't you tell me? !

Sweet and sour fish: I have hinted at you several times, who told you to return to your IQ drop? Shrimp porridge: ... Yes, yes?

Sweet and sour fish: hehe

Shrimp Porridge: Wait, you really hinted at me, and I really didn't understand your hint (this is still open to discussion), so why the hell can't you just tell me? !

Sweet and Sour Fish: I wanted to tell you at first, but after thinking about it, isn’t this very interesting? I’m also vaguely looking forward to your expression when you find out the truth. Thinking about it, I’m a little excited. Shrimp Congee: Roll!Our friendship has come to an end!Again!See!

After forking off the private chat box with Tang Song, Xia Shangzhou was full of anger. He sat cross-legged on the bed with his cheeks puffed out, trying desperately to find a way to get revenge on Tang Song, the tortured little goblin... So When Qin Han came to call Xia Shangzhou to have breakfast after finishing breakfast, he saw a pile of messy hair on Xia Shangzhou's head, one of which was swaying in the wind, and his delicate face was forcibly bulged into a steamed bun face .

Qin Han walked over, stretched out a finger, and poked Xia Shangzhou's face. Xia Shangzhou was suddenly gasped, and with a "poof~", he raised his head and glared at Qin Han angrily!

... But when Xia Shangzhou met Qin Han's half-smiling eyes, and Qin Han's handsome face that made him, a straight man, feel a sexual crisis, Xia Shangzhou was stunned for a while.

"Breakfast is ready, why don't you brush your teeth and wash your face?" Qin Han finished slowly, and then poked Xia Shangzhou's cheek again in front of Xia Shangzhou, "...do you want me to hug you?" Go in?" At the end, Qin Han's voice was already slightly low, but the low-pitched ending suddenly fell into an ambiguous corridor, making people unable to help but think about it.

If this sentence is changed to a different target, every minute is the rhythm of being beaten out as a hooligan, but if it is changed to Qin Han, coupled with his refreshing voice, suddenly let a certain hidden attribute be Yan control The dead voice controlled the whole person from the scalp to the toes.

If it wasn't for a certain straight man who still had the last breath of straight man's confidence in his heart, he might have been forgotten by the voice of the male god, and rushed to kneel and beg the princess to hug him.

"...I, I can walk by myself!" Xia Shangzhou, who was stupefied by the voice of the male god until only a layer of blood remained, got out of bed, stepped on the floor with bare feet, and walked more than half of the distance , only to wake up from the icy cold touch of the soles of the feet, so a certain voice controller realized that he was not wearing slippers, and hurriedly and dizzily turned back to find the slippers.

On the other hand, a certain male god stood by the bed all the time, with his arms folded and his lips slightly drawn.

Xia Shangzhou put on the slippers in great shame, and hurriedly lowered her head and the little daughter-in-law rushed to the bathroom in small steps.

After washing up, Xia Shangzhou returned to the living room. Qin Han had already arranged everything and was sitting at the dining table waiting for Xia Shangzhou to return to his place.

Xia Shangzhou sat down and ate the breakfast made by Qin Han silently.

"I'm planning to go to the supermarket later," Qin Han said suddenly after eating two mouthfuls of breakfast, "...do you have anything you want to buy?"

Xia Shangzhou was stunned for a moment, he only went to the supermarket almost every few months, and packed several bags of things at once, because he was really lazy, but he remembered that he went there not long ago After a trip to the supermarket, everything was bought, so I couldn't help asking with some doubts: "What are you doing in the supermarket?"

Qin Han raised his eyebrows and said, "Of course I went shopping."

"But isn't there anything missing at home?" Xia Shangzhou didn't want to get to the bottom of it, but judging from his observation of Qin Han, Qin Han doesn't seem like a person who likes to go out, so how could he have everything at home? How about going to the supermarket for no reason?

Could it be that Qin Han said that he was going to the supermarket in name, but he was actually... on a date? !

Xia Shangzhou almost instantly remembered the girl he had seen with Qin Han in the park before.

"Didn't you say you wanted to eat double-skin milk yesterday?" Qin Han smiled slightly. "I checked the recipe on the Internet yesterday. Milk and eggs are used to make double-skin milk, but I don't have any at home. I plan to go to the supermarket to buy some milk and eggs." Fresh eggs..." His voice was very soft, scratching Xia Shangzhou's heart like a small feather, which made Xia Shangzhou dizzy and lost his way.

…Ever since he knew that Qin Han was Chun He Shui Han, he felt that the resistance of his ears to Qin Han's voice had dropped by 50.00%, and now he was about to be pregnant by Qin Han's voice every minute.

Xia Shangzhou thought for a while in a daze, and then he remembered that after watching a gourmet show yesterday, he suddenly told Qin Han that he wanted to eat double-skin milk... But at that time, he just said that casually That's all, he himself forgot about it afterwards, but Qin Han didn't expect to remember it.

Xia Shangzhou's mood was a little complicated in an instant, his little heart was a little swollen, and the tips of his ears were a little hot.

"Oh..." He didn't know what to say, so he just nodded blankly.

"So, is there anything you want to buy?" Qin Han asked with a chuckle.

Xia Shangzhou shook his head blankly.

"Alright then," Qin Han said softly, "I'll go to the supermarket later, you stay at home obediently by yourself."

Xia Shangzhou nodded blankly.

"Don't open the door to strangers casually," Qin Han said with a smile, "...do you understand?"

Xia Shangzhou nodded blankly.

"It's so good," Qin Han said with a light smile, "I'll make you double skin milk when I come back."

Xia Shangzhou nodded blankly.

After 10 minutes, Xia Shangzhou suddenly realized.

Wait, how did he remember that he seems to be older than Qin Han?Why does it seem to be completely upside down now?

And just now Qin Han seemed to be teasing the owner of the pet, just like he usually rubbed the dog's little head to coax it, "Be good~ I'll give you dried fish in a while"...

Xia Shangzhou couldn't help raising his head and glaring at Qin Han.

Qin Han raised his eyebrows and asked, "What's wrong?"

His voice was gentler than before, and it knocked Xia Shangzhou's ears down in an instant.

All dissatisfaction was immediately removed from a certain voice control, and he said blankly: "Go early and return early, pay attention to safety on the road..."

"Well," Qin Han nodded with a smile, "You too, you are at home alone, remember to study the document I sent you yesterday."

"...What document?" Xia Shangzhou froze for a moment.

"A collection of audio clips from radio drama h." Qin Han said calmly.

"Get out!" Xia Shangzhou blushed suddenly, and the tips of his ears were red.

Qin Han smiled lightly, and the laughter reached Xia Shangzhou's ears like a feather.

But Xia Shangzhou, who said no, but was very honest, sneaked back to his room after Qin Han went out, and secretly opened the collection of audio clips of the radio drama h.

As soon as he opened it, Xia Shangzhou was instantly shocked by this fully classified document, what [when the love is strong, it will come when it is a matter of course, you love me I wish h] [speaking that I don’t want my body but honestly resisting h] [love and kill each other hundreds of times Finally erupted with excitement]...

It's just too rude!It's just too shameless!

Xia Shangzhou scolded, but honestly copied and pasted this document to the most conspicuous place on the desktop, planning to study day by day and review more night after night.

However, out of a guilty conscience, Xia Shangzhou silently closed the doors and windows of the room tightly before opening the file, and after drawing the curtains, put on the earphones and sat back in front of the computer. With a certain excitement and restraint, I clicked on the file!

Although the h-scenes of radio dramas are not as straightforward and unrestrained as the real gv, but the kind of forbearing and restrained, reserved and restrained h makes people daydream even more...

It’s not that Xia Shangzhou has never heard of Tanmei radio dramas with H dramas before, but he used to be a straight guy, and every time he heard H dramas, he would have some dramas. Once he encountered H dramas, he would open other webpages to do other things , He hardly settled down to listen carefully... At that time, he once thought that if Chun and Shuihan had an H drama, maybe he would listen to it carefully, but it is a pity that Chun and Shuihan had never matched an H drama.

Although Xia Shangzhou's male god folder contains Chun and Shuihan's panting and screaming packages, those are just specious panting and screaming, not really edited from H-movies, but It was edited from other situations in the play, such as encountering danger, after chasing, etc.

Therefore, strictly speaking, this should be the first time that Xia Shangzhou has officially listened to the h drama in the Tanmei radio drama.

Listening to the hoarse and ambiguous voice coming from the earphones, Xia Shangzhou gradually felt that his whole body was a little drifting. He didn't know why he suddenly thought of Qin Han. At this moment, Qin Han's eyebrows and eyes suddenly appeared clearly in his mind. Every tiny bit, every last detail is revealed.

What I heard in my ears was obviously the H scene of two unfamiliar CVs, and the groaning of Xiao Shou was soft and soft, but in Xia Shangzhou's ears, it suddenly became Qin Han's voice, Qin Han's voice, and Qin Han's voice.

When Xia Shangzhou came back to his senses, he suddenly became a little delicate.

Xia Shangzhou froze for a while, reached out and touched his face, and found it was a little hot, then touched his earlobe, and found it a little hot, so he took out his phone, took a selfie of himself, and then looked Looking at his current appearance, he saw that his eyes were blurred on the screen of the mobile phone, his face was slightly flushed, and his earlobes were also red. His whole face was full of spring~love~sway~rippling, just like Gousheng's current state .

And the worst part was that Xia Shangzhou found that he seemed to have a feeling.

Xia Shangzhou didn't dare to listen anymore, so he hurried to the bathroom and washed his face with cold water.

The cold water finally made the heat on his face fade away, and the restlessness in his heart was also suppressed. Xia Shangzhou buried his face in the cold water held in his hands and calmed down for a while, then raised his head and looked at the woman in the bathroom. Look at yourself in the mirror.

The Xia Shangzhou in the mirror is also looking at the Xia Shangzhou outside the mirror. The Xia Shangzhou outside the mirror is very calm and tries to restrain himself, but the Xia Shangzhou in the mirror has red brows, a feeling of spring on his brows, although The cold water dripped across his face, but it couldn't take away the scorching temperature in his heart.

Xia Shangzhou looked at himself in the mirror, and there seemed to be an answer hidden deep in his heart, but he didn't dare to touch that answer... After hastily washing his face with cold water, Xia Shangzhou Shang Zhou silently returned to his room.

He looked at the audio folder on the desktop, with an expression on his face as if he was facing an enemy, as if a staid and conservative father found out that his son was actually watching porn. He sat down and tried to delete the folder with a stern face... ...But the mouse still hesitated to click on it. After struggling for a while, Xia Shangzhou simply threw the folder into the corner of the desktop and ignored him.

Xia Shangzhou logged into Penguin with a computer, and the crew of "Meeting the Devil" jumped up and down happily.

Xia Shangzhou poked it open and found that a newcomer had joined the group, and everyone in the group was teasing him happily.

Album: Welcome newcomers~*★, °*:. ☆(￣▽￣)/$: *. °★*.

Lotus Seed Soup: Welcome, welcome~

Milk Pudding: Thank you~~(≧▽≦)/~Picture Album: Pudding Ding is here too~ It seems that we are really a food crew hhhhhhhhhhhh Milk Pudding is a small pink cv, very productive, and it is said that it never drags the sound and never Poor, his voice is a typical receiving tone, weak shou fried hair shou natural dumb shou arrogant shou cute shou is easy to come by, because his voice is as soft and waxy as his name, so he has been in the circle since he started mixing. Now, they are only worthy of receiving but not attacking. They are simply the top of the small shou, the bottom shou of the total shou.

In addition, he and Lianzigeng have collaborated in many dramas, so many people love the cp of the two of them, but because Lianzigeng is a god-level cv, the godhead can be high or high, and milk pudding is high-yielding, but it is just a The little pink who has been in the circle for two or three years, so some people are cute and others are black, and their cp can be regarded as bloody in the forum. They must be pinched every time they are mentioned, and they will be pinched every minute. Therefore, people in the world say "you can't even mention the name." cp", code-named "food cp".

As for why Xia Shangzhou knows so much...Of course it's because of his gossip!

However, although this pair of CPs has a tall building in the forum, the attitude of the two parties towards each other seems to be quite flat, like ordinary friends, and even a little like a friendship between gentlemen.

But it's also true, if there is a CP building, then it is really CP, then no matter how hard-working Er Yueqing is, she can't stand so many beauties.

Album: A newcomer is here~ The two silly mothers are still not here to pick up the guests?Chunhe Shuihan Eryueqing album: By the way, in order to achieve the achievement of "True Food Crew", why don't you two change your name?How about one called ~ spring rolls and the other called moon cakes?

Milk Pudding: Hahahahahahahaha

Album: ... Pudding Ding, you haven't cooperated for so long, and your smile is still so low?

Milk pudding: qaq

Yes, milk pudding also has a well-known character setting that has a low point of laughter. Every time someone invites him to be an event guest or to be interviewed by YY, the whole event interview process will be filled with his insane laughter. Maybe Those event hosts will feel very fulfilled, but listening to milk pudding can't stop laughing all the time, and I can't help but feel a little distressed after a long time.

...This kid, didn't you read "The Complete Collection of Jokes" and "The King of Humor" when you were young?Why is the smile so low, it's just distressing.

Album: It's weird, it's fine that Chun and Shuihan's silly mothers are not here, why is Er Yueqing, who is online almost every day, not here?Didn't he always rush out to molested the newcomers as soon as he smelled the smell of meaty bones?

Milk Pudding: Hahahahahahahahahaha

Milk pudding: ...laugh, I'm so angry qaq

Album: Touch Pudding Ding's head and feel pity for 30 seconds