What should I do if my rival becomes my cat?

If one had to express Xia Shangzhou's feelings at this moment in one sentence, it would probably be——

This is an exchange of philosophy and philosophy. They understand the philosophy of life, they understand the meaning of life, they get the sublimation of life, and they achieve the great harmony of life.

When Qin Han came out at the end, he bit Xia Shangzhou's earlobe lightly, and before Xia Shangzhou could react, he stretched out the tip of his tongue and gently licked Xia Shangzhou's earlobe, licking Xia Shangzhou's earlobe lightly. His whole body trembled, his scalp went numb, and almost made him stand up with goosebumps.

... Isn't this so exciting? !

Qin Han did not sit up straight like Xia Shangzhou immediately, but still rested his chin on Xia Shangzhou's shoulder, as if he was waiting to recover, his scorching breath fell under Xia Shangzhou's ears, which caused Xia Shangzhou to relax. Zhou trembled slightly, Xia Shangzhou stiffened slightly, but he didn't dare to push Qin Han away.

After a while, Qin Han sat up. There seemed to be a bit of laziness between his eyebrows and eyes, which made Xia Shangzhou's heart pounding. He couldn't look directly into Qin Han's eyes, so he could only lower his head and pretend that he was Suddenly I am very interested in the pattern of the floor.

At this time, Xia Shangzhou's mental activity is like this -

What the hell!

Fuck! Fuck! !

Fuck, fuck, fuck! ! !

He actually had a mutual masturbation with the male god just now!

He actually had a mutual masturbation with the male god just now! !

He actually had a mutual masturbation with the male god just now! ! !

Ten exclamation points were not enough to calm the shock in his heart! ! !

After a while, Xia Shangzhou, who almost buried his head on the floor, heard Qin Han speak, his voice was hoarse and lazy after the incident: "...how do you feel?"

What the hell!

Fuck! Fuck! !

Fuck, fuck, fuck! ! !

After masturbating with him, the male god asked him how he felt after masturbation!

and many more……

Feeling after masturbation? !

Feeling after masturbation? ! !

Feeling after masturbation? ! ! !

... What the hell is the aftermath? !How could he say such embarrassing words!

Xia Shangzhou blushed, and said shyly, "I hate... how can people say things like 'it's so cool, so awesome, I want to do it again~'"

Qin Han: "..."

Xia Shangzhou suddenly cried out in his heart... Accidentally said what was in his heart!

"Ahem, that sentence just now is definitely not what I meant, it's all your illusion," Xia Shangzhou immediately said righteously, "If I lie, there will be five thunders from the sky..."

……hack.

Before the words were written, another thunder exploded outside the window.

- Boom!

Xia Shangzhou was so frightened that he swallowed back the words, and said aggrievedly: "...Okay, okay, that's what I mean, it's so cool, so cool, do you want to say it again?"

Fuck, the development of this plot is a bit wrong!Is the progress a bit too fast? !

He hasn't had time to worry about whether he is bent, why did he and the male god become good friends who flirt with each other so quickly?The development of this plot is almost flying fast!It's never been so fast by plane!

But Qin Han will definitely refuse, after all, Qin Han looks so cold, at first glance, he is a person who is especially cold, especially Gaolinghua, and especially ascetic...

"...Okay." Qin Han chuckled.

Look, it was rejected...

Xia Shangzhou heaved a sigh of relief, both grateful and disappointed.

……and many more.

What seems wrong?What Qin Han said just now seems to be... Okay? ! !

Oh my god! ! !Qin Han actually agreed! ! !

Xia Shangzhou's eyes widened, before he could recover from the shock——

"This time, let's go together..." After speaking, Qin Han stretched out his hand, and then pulled Xia Shangzhou's hand over.

This is an exchange of philosophy and philosophy. They understand the philosophy of life, they understand the meaning of life, they get the sublimation of life, and they achieve the great harmony of life.

Afterwards, Xia Shangzhou blushed and asked Qin Han, "Well... how do you feel?"

Qin Han raised his eyebrows, looked lazy, and chuckled with a hoarse voice: "...It's cool, it's great, I really want to do it again."

Xia Shangzhou: "..."

Wait, this line seems a bit familiar?

No, that's not the point, the point is - male god!What about Gao Leng? ! !What about the flower of Gaoling? ! !What about being pure-hearted? ! !

Male god, your image seems to be a bit broken, male god!

Male god, your integrity seems to be broken to the ground, hurry up and pick it up, male god!

The thousands of roars in Xia Shangzhou's heart turned into Qin Hanyun's calm sentence——

"Let's do it again."

This is an exchange of philosophy and philosophy. They understand the philosophy of life, they understand the meaning of life, they get the sublimation of life, and they achieve the great harmony of life.

Afterwards... This time it was really an afterthought. Afterwards, Xia Shangzhou almost slumped on the chair. He was refreshed and tired. His mind was empty and his eyes were staring at the ceiling, feeling like a A tattered rag doll that has been played with.

Qin Han's face was full of laziness, and his tone was full of satisfaction: "How do you feel now?"

...Help him, he doesn't want another shot!One more shot and he will be exhausted!

Xia Shangzhou had no choice but to say honestly: "I feel like a rag doll that has been spoiled..."

Qin Han: "..."

"Although it's very cool," Xia Shangzhou blushed, "but this kind of thing...you have to control it, or you will suffer from kidney deficiency."

Qin Han raised his eyebrows, seemingly disappointed.

...Wait, male god, what does your expression mean?You don't really plan to have another shot, do you? !

Absolutely will be exhausted to death!

Xia Shangzhou couldn't imagine what would happen if he had sex with the male god again, he already felt a little pain in his kidneys.

Although Qin Han was a bit disappointed, he didn't say anything else. He just took out a tissue again, wiped his hands slowly, and his expression was very calm. If it wasn't for the fact that his zipper hadn't been closed, it would reveal the half-hard little boy god ...that would be even more perfect.

Xia Shangzhou also quietly took out a tissue to wipe his hands, his eyes glanced at Qin Han's crotch inadvertently, his face blushed and his heart beat, his male god really deserves to be his male god, every part of his body is so masculine god!

After silently wiping the little male gods on the palms of his hands, Xia Shangzhou silently pulled up his pants, his face was still a little red, and his expression was still a little shy.

"I'm going to buy leeks and mutton tomorrow," Qin Han said with a light smile after tidying himself up, "How about eating scrambled eggs with leeks and stewed mutton tomorrow?"

As soon as he heard the food, Xia Shangzhou's saliva immediately flowed down: "Okay, okay."

"But why did you suddenly go to buy mutton on a whim?" Xia Shangzhou was a little strange, "Isn't mutton quite expensive? Have you won the lottery?"

"To invigorate the kidney," Qin Han said calmly, "to strengthen the yang."

Xia Shangzhou: "..."

"Did you hear any sound?" Xia Shangzhou chuckled, "There was a bang, just now."

"...What's the sound?" Qin Han raised his eyebrows.

"Someone's voice shattered the ground..."

"I didn't hear that." Qin Han smiled slightly.

Xia Shangzhou couldn't help but want to reach out and cover his face, this shameless male god must not be his male god!

... Hurry up and give him back that male god who is as cold as a snow lotus on the Tianshan Mountains!

That night, Xia Shangzhou had a dream.

In the dream, he traveled to "Meet the Devil" and became a big brother.

He watched himself and his junior brother fall in love and kill each other with Qin Han's face on his face, and then rolled with his junior brother after finding out that his junior brother was his savior.

The junior brother, who was facing Qin Han's face, smiled evilly: "Senior brother Xia! You tormenting little goblin! You are playing with fire! You lit the fire yourself, and you have to put it out yourself! My senior brother is already hungry and thirsty!" I can't bear it!" As he spoke, he raised his hand and lifted the front of the robe, revealing a little junior who was not small at all.

Wait, senior brother doesn't seem to be named Xia?

Where is the logic in the dream?So Xia Shangzhou quickly accepted this setting.

So, the senior brother Xia Shangzhou in the dream was rolled under the body of the junior brother who was holding Qin Han's face over and over again, over and over again, over and over again.

Afterwards, Senior Brother Xia Shangzhou was lying on the ground like a broken rag doll...

...Wait, why is Qin Han the one above in Xia Shangzhou's dream?

Where is the logic in the dream?So Xia Shangzhou quickly accepted this setting.

In the dream, senior brother Xia Shangzhou couldn't accept this setting at all. With a look of grief and indignation, he got up tremblingly, turned around and staggered and ran away.

And the little junior brother who was facing Qin Han's face chased after him, shouting back as he chased: "You annoying little goblin! Even if you run away to the ends of the earth, you won't be able to escape from my palm! Run away! You run away! When I catch you, I will fry you over and over again until you are burnt on the outside and tender on the inside, juicy and juicy!"

With Xia Shangzhou's face on his face, the elder brother ran in front while covering his ears and screaming: "I don't want to listen, I don't want to listen, I don't want to listen!"

In a blink of an eye, the two of them ran to a cliff, and just as the elder brother with Xia Shangzhou's face was about to jump off the cliff to die, the younger brother with Qin Han's face rushed forward and stared at The senior brother with Xia Shangzhou's face pulled back, but the junior brother with Qin Han's face fell off the cliff due to inertia.

Just when Xia Shangzhou was shocked, suddenly, a river god with Tang and Song faces appeared, holding a Qin Han with both hands and one hand, with a look of compassion for all sentient beings: "Son, you Is it the Qin Han who has no morals at all, or the Qin Han who has no morals at all?"

Xia Shangzhou in the dream yelled quickly: "I lost the unscrupulous Qin Han!"

The river god with a Tang and Song face nodded in satisfaction: "You are an honest and good boy, so I plan to give you this Qin Han who has no morals, Qin Han who has no morals at all, and Qin Han who has no morals at all. ..."

...Fuck!

Xia Shangzhou woke up instantly.

As soon as he opened his eyes, Xia Shangzhou found that he was still nestled in Qin Han's arms, his hands were tightly wrapped around Qin Han's waist, and his legs were tightly pressed against Qin Han's thighs, while Qin Han was quietly Asleep, with steady and long breathing.

Xia Shangzhou, who was awakened by the fright, quickly looked left, right, up and down, and after confirming that there was only one Qin Han in the room instead of three, he breathed a long sigh of relief.

However, just after Xia Shangzhou breathed a sigh of relief, he suddenly let out another breath——

Because just when he was about to get up, he suddenly found that his underwear was cold and sticky, subconsciously reached out to touch it, and suddenly realized that he was actually high in his dream...

Fuck, this is unscientific!He obviously did that three times last night, how is this possible!

Just when Xia Shangzhou was about to sneak to the toilet to change into a new pair of underwear and destroy the criminal evidence, the next moment, Qin Han's eyelashes trembled slightly, and he slowly opened his eyes——

Xia Shangzhou was startled, and fell off the bed to the floor with a bang.