What should I do if my rival becomes my cat?

Listening to Qin Han singing such a cute nursery rhyme in a serious tone, Xia Shangzhou silently complained in his heart, "Maliciously cute! Bad review!", but although Xia Shangzhou said it disgustingly, his body was very honest Recorded "Two Tigers" sung by Qin Han.

Xia Shangzhou imagined the scene where he would take out this recording when Qin Han took off his vest in the future... He silently imagined the expression that would appear on Qin Han's face at that time, couldn't help but smile, and acted firmly Set this recording as his cell phone ringtone.

After Hericium erinaceus got off the mic, a few more guests went up, and then a game segment was interrupted, because Xia Shangzhou was completely out of the birthday song party, so he quit YY early.

Not long after Xia Shangzhou quit YY, his penguin private chat box jumped crazily, one avatar, two avatars, three avatars... As a little transparent, Xia Shangzhou has never tried to be so Many people were looking for it, he was a little flattered and opened the several chat boxes——

Er Yueqing: What happened to him in Tang and Song Dynasties?

Album: Xiao Chuan, I heard that you have a good relationship with Sweet and Sour Fish?Why did he withdraw suddenly?

Hericium erinaceus:?

Milk Pudding: Boat?Do you know why sweet and sour fish suddenly quit the circle?

Lotus Seed Soup: What happened to the sweet and sour fish?

……

With so many private chat boxes, Xia Shangzhou was a little dazzled. Apart from most of the crew of "Feng Mo", some people he didn't know at all also came to him to ask about Tang and Song. It's a little unclear why these people came to him, but he answered them one by one honestly.

Of course, he didn't say what Tang Song said to him, but just recounted the Weibo post Tang Song posted in his own words, with a little more sincerity.He copied the exact same answer into several private chat boxes, and sent them out one by one, first Hericium erinaceus, then picture book, then milk pudding, then lotus seed soup... and finally it was Er Yueqing's turn.

Soon, their reply came——

Album: Well, actually, when Sweet and Sour Fish sent all the dry notes recorded in the first issue, I had a vague premonition. I didn't expect him to really quit the circle, but compared to those The cv who opened the skylight directly, Sweet and Sour Fish is quite conscientious, but why did he quit the circle?

Er Yueqing: He must have planned to go back to school so early, right?Why didn't he tell me before that he wanted to quit?Why is he not online and not answering my calls?Let him tell me by himself Xia Shangzhou smiled and replied to the album: Yes, what a pity_(: 3ゝ∠)_

Then he replied to Er Yueqing: Hehe, if you have the ability, you can come over and ask him face to face, then Xia Shangzhou silently set to become invisible to Er Yueqing online, and the next moment, Hericium erinaceus' avatar jumped again.

Hericium erinaceus: Do you want to eat late at night?

Banana boat: (^o^)/~Okay, I’m just hungry~ Hericium erinaceus: There’s still leftover mutton from dinner, let me make mutton noodles. He likes to eat eggs... He is broken in love, he must be in a bad mood, he needs food to heal his wounded heart Hericium:... Good Xia Shangzhou is actually quite curious why Qin Han only gave him an exclamation mark and nothing I asked, but he was very glad that Qin Han didn't ask anything. After all, he didn't want to expose the scars of Tang and Song at will, but he didn't want to lie to Qin Han. With the entanglement between the two sides, he was actually quite embarrassed, so he Now I am very glad that Qin Han didn't ask anything.

...But Qin Han is so smart, can't he see the love and hatred behind Tang and Song's retreat?

Xia Shangzhou didn't know if Qin Han had noticed it, but of course he wouldn't ask Qin Han.

Xia Shangzhou sighed, opened the forum with one hand and opened Weibo with the other, and sure enough, he saw a high-rise building that had been turned over more than ten pages on the homepage of the forum. It's complicated. When Tang Song didn't quit the circle before, how could the posts related to him turn the page so quickly, but once he quit the circle, his popularity seemed to increase a lot. Xia Shangzhou was a little bit dumbfounded.

At this time, there are several high-rise buildings floating on the homepage of the forum, one is the cp building of Eryueqing and Green Tea Crisp [The green hills do not change, the green water flows forever], the other is the Qinghan cp building of Eryueqing and Chunhe Shuihan, and one It is the Wulingchun cp building of Er Yueqing and Qin Wang Hanwu, one is the cp building of Er Yueqing and sweet and sour fish, and the other is the Bagua building where sweet and sour fish announced their withdrawal from the circle at Er Yueqing's birthday song party.

Xia Shangzhou clicked on the post of Eight Sweet and Sour Fish retiring from the circle, and the tone of the poster seemed very regrettable, but the content implied that Sweet and Sour Fish announced its withdrawal at Er Yueqing's birthday song party, which was a sensationalist suspicion.

Sure enough, the main building decided the direction of the wind downstairs, and the tone of several floors below was quite mocking, until a girl who couldn't see past stood up and said a few words of justice, but then there appeared a few people who claimed to be fans but black people fished in troubled waters , There is even a self-proclaimed insider who swears that the reason why sweet and sour fish quit the circle is because Er Yueqing hooked up everywhere in the circle, not only hooked up with other cvs by virtue of her status as a cv master, but also used her fame to find fans dating.And sweet and sour fish has long been a couple with Er Yueqing in reality, Er Yueqing is so fickle and so scumbag, of course it broke the heart of sweet and sour fish, that's why sweet and sour fish chose to be with Er Yueqing At the birthday song party, he announced his retirement and slapped Er Yueqing in the face.

The direction of this post became more and more strange. I don’t know which company’s hacker was jumping around, hacking almost all the guests at Er Yueqing’s birthday song party. Determined not to muddy this muddy water and never give up.And Er Yueqing, a big man with guns, has long been full of arrows in his knees. All the stupid things he did when he just entered the circle were dragged out and flogged his corpse. He was whipped over and over again, over and over again. The previous black material was exploded all over the sky, and the tone of those people was so fierce that they seemed to be at the scene of the crime at that time, and they spoke very clearly.

Of course, Er Yueqing's fans quickly refuted those unfounded rumors because they were untenable, except for a small number of black fans who always insisted "I can't hear anything, I can't see anything, I can't see anything." I don’t know” the three no’s principle and forced to pretend not to see the rebuttals of those Er Yueqing fans, most of the black fans have changed the way of black people, focusing their firepower on Er Yueqing’s dating of fans, almost Pinch Er Yueqing until there is no dregs left.

Seeing the end, Xia Shangzhou was a little dumbfounded. This post was obviously about the withdrawal of sweet and sour fish, so why did it turn into a battle between Er Yueqing's black and pink in the end?This crooked building skill is really at the full level, right? !Wait...why did he say again?Er Yueqing, a big family with guns, has been pinched around all day long, and his knees have long been poked into a sieve!

Xia Shangzhou gloated for a while, but he was not stupid. Er Yueqing had been pinched like this for several consecutive posts. After thinking about the tone of these people and the so-called "hammers", he found that most of these posts were The people who pinched Er Yueqing seem to have the same tone. The so-called Er Yueqing's black material is only a few. Obviously, the Er Yueqing and Hei who appear in these posts are all from the same group, so... this should be It is an organized and purposeful operation.

Xia Shangzhou was a little puzzled, who put so much effort into blackmailing Er Yueqing?Although Er Yueqing likes to hook up with people everywhere, but the popularity in the circle seems to be pretty good, who is too lazy to black him?And judging from Xia Shangzhou's experience in gossip forums for so many years, most of the reasons why the fans of the two parties pinch each other are because they are in a fairly competitive position, so the two sides that pinch each other must be at least in the same position. Level, for example, a is a big god, b is also a big god, or a is pink, and b is also pink. It is rare for a fan of a big god to pinch a small and transparent fan, such as bullying the small by the big, and it is rare for a small transparent The behavior of the fans of the family pinching the fans of the great god is such a mayfly shaking the tree.

From this point of view, it seems that there are only great gods like Hei Eryueqing who are of the same status as him. After all, what good is it for a little transparent to pinch a great god?Even if Er Yueqing's reputation is stigmatized and most of the planners are unwilling to find him to take over the drama, it is impossible for those planners to turn their eyes directly from the master to Xiao Transparent.

Xia Shangzhou Holmes touched his chin, trying hard to find the truth from the mess of wool.

There are not many great gods who have the same status as Er Yueqing. He is definitely not a male god. Lianzitang... doesn't look like that kind of person, so who else can there be?Who has the motive for the crime?Who will benefit if Er Yueqing's reputation is ruined?After Xia Shangzhou cosplays a detective for 1 minute... silently gave up this act of murdering brain cells.

He rubbed his messy hair, turned his attention to Weibo, and his Weibo homepage was almost swiped by Tang Song's Weibo, and many CVs who had never dealt with Tang Song before reposted that Weibo Bo expressed regret and regret. Many people in the crew of "Meeting the Devil" also reposted Tang Song's Weibo, but the tone was obviously more sincere.

Xia Shangzhou was a little moved for Tang and Song Dynasties, but so far, Er Yueqing, one of the parties involved, seems to have not made any comments on this matter. Xia Shangzhou poked into Er Yueqing's Weibo without giving up, and found that Er Yueqing The latest Weibo still stays on the last Weibo announcing the start of the birthday song meeting, and it seems that there is no intention to comment on the incident of Tang and Song's withdrawal from the circle.

...Or maybe it's because Yuan Mingqing is not in the mood to post on Weibo right now.

Xia Shangzhou felt a little gloating again, he silently flipped through Er Yueqing's Weibo, Er Yueqing's Weibo really lived up to his setting of being a playboy and scumbag, hooking up with this cv for a while, and hooking up with that plan for a while , for a while to tease this little late stage, and for a while to ravage that artist... No wonder Er Yueqing's CP fans are so crazy, because Er Yueqing is simply a good seller of rot!It sold well!

The people Er Yueqing interacts with the most on Weibo are Chunhe Shuihan, Qin Wang Hanwu and Green Tea Crisp, but what surprised Xia Shangzhou is that Er Yueqing seldom interacts with sweet and sour fish on Weibo. Interaction, these two people are obviously bamboo horses, why are there so few interactions online?

Xia Shangzhou secretly squatted on Er Yueqing's Weibo and flipped through several pages until he found a Weibo where Er Yueqing published books——

Er Yueqing v: Hey, the autograph of King Qin Hanwu~ You don’t have to be too envious~ Who made us good buddies~ Qin Wang Hanwu [picture] The book in the picture is the latest novel published by Qin Wang Hanwu, although It is more difficult to publish Danmei novels now, but if you are a master, you can always find a way.

In the picture, the novel of Qin Wang Han Wu was spread out, revealing the title page behind the cover. In addition to the title and author's name on the title page, there is a line of handsome and beautiful signatures - Qin Wang Han Wu.

Xia Shangzhou silently stared at those four words for a while, and suddenly felt a little familiar.

He always felt that this font seemed a little familiar.

...But how could he have seen the characters of King Qin and Han Wu?

Xia Shangzhou let out a heck, and then silently continued to pull down——

Er Yueqing v: Someone with the surname Qin, my brother is very poor recently, in order to maintain our friendship, please send money to my bank ~ card quickly, the account number you know Qin Wang Han Wu Qin Wang Han Wu is surnamed Qin? !

Xia Shangzhou suddenly had a certain ominous premonition in his heart.

Until then, Xia Shangzhou suddenly remembered something. Er Yueqing and Qin Wang Hanwu are good brothers, but Er Yueqing, Chun and Shuihan seem to be good brothers too. Why is Er Yueqing everywhere in the street? brother?

Moreover, Chunhe Shuihan's surname is Qin, and Qin Wang Hanwu also seems to have a surname of Qin...

Xia Shangzhou was stunned for a while.

Then he suddenly remembered something, opened the drawer, and took out a small note from it.This is a small note written by Qin Han himself when he suddenly remembered that he didn't have Qin Han's mobile phone number two days ago. The evil idea of ​​signing, secretly made Qin Han write his name and phone number on the note...Although because Qin Han stayed at home almost every day with him day and night, Xia Shangzhou hardly had a chance to use it That little note.

Xia Shangzhou looked down at Qin Han's name on the note, then raised his head to look at the autograph of King Qin Hanwu on Er Yueqing's Weibo, and then he read it over and over again, over and over again, He raised his head for a while, lowered his head for a while, raised his head for a while, lowered his head for a while, just before he almost shook his head off... Xia Shangzhou finally realized that he seemed to have discovered something extraordinary! ! !

At this moment, Xia Shangzhou felt the malice of all the black fans from the entire universe!

At this moment, Xia Shangzhou felt that he was covered in malice from all the black fans in the world!

At this moment, Xia Shangzhou seemed to see the evil mocking faces of thousands of black fans!

Black fans: hehe

Xia Shangzhou: Hehe

Xia Shangzhou: "...hehe, your sister!"

At this moment, Xia Shangzhou only felt a gust of air blast from his lungs, straight to his scalp, he felt his lungs had swelled into a balloon, and with just a light poke, he could instantly explode with a "biu~" up!