What should I do if my rival becomes my cat?

But before Xia Shangzhou killed the god, Qin Han had already left the bathroom with a smile.

Leaving Xia Shangzhou alone, he was very depressed. He looked down at his waist and thought silently, is he really small?

How can it be!This is obviously the normal size of a Chinese man!He went to Baidu on the Internet!He didn't pull down the average at all!

Obviously Qin Han himself is too big!snort!

…Suddenly realizing what he was thinking, Xia Shangzhou felt his face was a little hot. He quickly turned on the shower head to calm down, but was frozen by the unadjusted cold water and screamed.

Xia Shangzhou hurriedly reached out to turn off the switch. The cold water in this winter almost froze him so much that he couldn't take care of himself. Just when Xia Shangzhou was about to drench hot water to warm up, the bathroom door was closed again. opened--

Qin Han stood anxiously at the door, holding the door frame with one hand, pushing the door open with the other, frowning and asking: "What's wrong?"... Then he saw Xia Chang who was wet all over, with wet hair and wet eyes There was only one boat, standing in front of the shower head in a daze.

Xia Shangzhou came to his senses, and asked in a daze, "...what are you doing?" Could it be that Qin Han regretted it again and wanted to ask him for a mandarin duck bath?

"I just heard you yelling outside." Qin Han raised his eyebrows, "I thought something happened to you."

"What could happen in my bathroom?" Xia Shangzhou asked blankly, "Terrorist attack? Car accident? Earthquake?"

Qin Han took a deep breath and said, "I thought you fell down."

Xia Shangzhou silently raised his paw, which was tightly wrapped in plastic wrap, and said, "I remember that it was my hand that was injured, not my foot."

Qin Han glanced at him and said, "Who said that wrestling must be caused by foot injuries, and it is easy to fall if the cerebellum is not well developed."

Xia Shangzhou snorted: "Then do you think I look like a poorly developed cerebellum?"

Qin Han said lightly: "You look like your brain is not fully developed."

Before Xia Shangzhou could react, Qin Han closed the door again and left.

Xia Shangzhou: "...you are the one with poor brain development! Your whole family has poor brain development!"

Just when Xia Shangzhou twisted his waist and was about to turn on the switch of the shower head, because of too much force and water accumulated on the bathroom floor, he suddenly slipped, lost his balance, and turned his whole body to the side He fell over, and fell hard with a bang.Before falling down, Xia Changzhou's arm accidentally swept the bottles and cans on the sink, so when he rushed to the street, he also swept everything on the sink to the ground.

Then, accompanied by the sound of a heavy object falling to the ground, there was another ping-pong-pong sound in the bathroom.

Xia Shangzhou fell sideways on the bathroom floor, his whole body ached. Just before he fell down, he subconsciously grabbed something on the sink. Who knew he didn't catch it, and his face was caught by a large bucket of family-sized shower gel He smashed it once, and his eyes were blackened immediately, and his whole face was numb.

Xia Shangzhou curled up in pain, but he was thinking in his heart, what the hell!This time the person with the crow's mouth is finally not him!

Soon, Qin Han pushed the door open again and came in. Holding the door frame, he looked at Xia Shangzhou who was lying sideways on the floor, speechless.

Xia Shangzhou struggled to get up, like an overturned tortoise stretching its legs desperately trying to turn over, Qin Han silently squatted down and gave Xia Shangzhou a hand.

Xia Shangzhou was helped up by Qin Han, but he still felt dizzy, as if someone was holding something and hit the back of his head heavily. Just when Xia Shangzhou shook his head and wanted to stand still, But he suddenly felt a heat in his nasal cavity, and then two streams of heat flowed out along his nasal tube, rushing like he didn't want money.

Xia Shangzhou's brain suddenly exploded, he actually broke his record of not having a nosebleed for more than 20 years!

Qin Han frowned and helped Xia Shangzhou deal with the nosebleed. Feeling that he had lost a lot of blood, Xia Shangzhou lay weakly in Qin Han's arms, letting Qin Han toss him, as good as a castrated cat.

After Qin Han was done, Xia Shangzhou finally dared to say: "It's all your fault, if you didn't curse me to wrestle, how could I have wrestled..."

Qin Han didn't speak, but just glanced at Xia Shangzhou.

Xia Shangzhou continued to say boldly: "It's not good to curse people and wrestle casually. What if I accidentally fall and am paralyzed, you will be responsible for it!"

Facing Xia Shangzhou's unreasonable troubles, Qin Han just raised his eyebrows and said, "Okay, I will take responsibility."

"How to be responsible?" Xia Shangzhou was taken aback, and he just said something casually...

"Responsible for raising you, this life." Qin Han curled his lips and smiled slightly.

Xia Shangzhou's nose was warmed by Qin Han's smile. If it wasn't blocked, he thought his nosebleed would flow more freely.

In order to prevent his nosebleeds from bursting, Xia Shangzhou said heartbroken, "I haven't finished taking a shower yet, get out!" If Qin Han doesn't go out again, he will reveal his sexuality!

"Let me wash it for you." Qin Han said with a light smile.

"What, what?" Xia Shangzhou suspected that he was blind.

"Let me wash it for you. Look at you." Qin Han lowered his head and glanced at Xia Shangzhou's hand, then at Xia Shangzhou's silly face with a tissue stuffed in his nose, "If you wash it by yourself , maybe you will really be paralyzed when you come out."

"Those are all coincidences!" Xia Shangzhou was indignant, "Do I just have a stupid face?"

Qin Han nodded seriously.

Xia Shangzhou: "..."

In short, in the end, Qin Han still insisted on going his own way.

"Didn't you wash it for me before?" Qin Han stood behind Xia Shangzhou, looked at Xia Shangzhou's swollen red earlobes, and said with a chuckle, "...What are you afraid of?"

Facing the wall, Xia Shangzhou hummed softly: "I just feel a little strange..." Of course he was afraid!What if Qin Han reacted after washing him!If Qin Han wants to help him take a bath, he will definitely give him body wash, so his hands will definitely wander around his body, touching his back, touching his waist, touching his buttocks and legs...

Too bad, even if he just imagined it casually, Xia Shangzhou felt that he was about to react.

"What's so strange, in the bathhouse, rubbing each other's backs is a very normal thing," Qin Han whispered in Xia Shangzhou's ear, holding the shower head in his hand, and tested the water temperature with his own hands After that, he poured water on Xia Shangzhou's back, "Is the water temperature suitable?"

"Appropriate..." Xia Shangzhou replied in a daze, the door of the bathroom was closed tightly, and there were only him and Qin Han in this not-so-big space, but although the bathroom was not big, it was not small either. , but for some reason, Xia Shangzhou felt that the bathroom was extremely crowded at this time, as if there was no gap between him and Qin Han, and they were breathing together.

The warm water sprayed on Xia Shangzhou's back, and Qin Han's hands also flowed down the water, but rather than rubbing Xia Shangzhou's back, it was more like stroking Xia Shangzhou's skin , although the ambiguity of skin-to-skin contact was somewhat lessened by the barrier of the water flow, it made Xia Shangzhou, who had put his whole body and mind in Qin Han's hands, more imaginative.

Although Xia Shangzhou couldn't see Qin Han's actions at this moment, he was able to outline Qin Han's every move at this moment through the imagination in his mind. Qin Han's hand slipped from his shoulder and slid across his back. The slightly protruding butterfly bone fell on his waist, and then continued down...

Just when Xia Shangzhou thought that Qin Han was going to continue down, Qin Han's movements suddenly stopped, and then he pulled his hand away.

I don't know why, Xia Shangzhou was a little disappointed deep in his heart, but before Xia Shangzhou realized what his disappointment was, he heard Qin Han say in a hoarse voice: "I'll apply shower gel for you. gone."

Then Xia Shangzhou felt that the shower head was turned off, and then Qin Han's fingers walked over his body with the cool shower gel, all the way down from his back... Xia Shangzhou felt that Qin Han's fingers were simply too magical Every time he went to a place, it caused a shudder in his body. The blood all over his body seemed to follow Qin Han's fingers to swim around, and then rushed to the same place. Soon, Xia Shangzhou found out with grief and indignation, I reacted myself.

Seeing that Qin Han finished painting the back, and was about to turn him over and continue painting the front, Xia Shangzhou struggled quickly: "No need, no need, I can do the front by myself."

"It doesn't matter, of course you have to help people to the end..." Qin Han smiled hoarsely, and turned Xia Shangzhou over with undeniable strength. Xia Shangzhou immediately leaned his back against the wall and faced Qin Han with great shame. Feeling welling up in his heart, Xia Shangzhou couldn't help tightening his legs, lowered his head, and looked at Qin Han in embarrassment.

Qin Han had obviously seen Xia Shangzhou's reaction, but he just smiled lowly and continued to apply body wash for Xia Shangzhou as if nothing had happened.

With the shower gel, his fingertips caressed Xia Shangzhou's chest, then between his waist and abdomen, and finally...

Xia Shangzhou didn't dare to raise his head to look at Qin Han's expression at all. He didn't dare to speak, for fear that his heartbeat would be leaked if he spoke. In fact, his heart was beating like a drum now, and it was touched by Qin Han's fingertips. It was as if the place had been slightly burned by a fire, and he felt as if the nearby air had been taken away by Qin Han's fingertips, and the remaining tiny amount of air was not enough for his brain to think normally.

…Until Qin Han's hand rested on the part where he was responsive, Xia Shangzhou's brain froze instantly, and he lost all thinking ability.

Then, just when Xia Shangzhou completely lost his mind, Qin Han licked Xia Shangzhou with the shower gel in his hand.

Then I had a good time.

When Xia Shangzhou recovered from his breath, he found that Qin Han was still applying shower gel, and the "shower gel" was clearly his sons who had died when they were just born... Xia Shangzhou was in shock all of a sudden. Okay: "...what are you doing!"

Qin Han raised his eyes to look at him, and said calmly, "I'll put on shower gel for you."

"Are you shower gel!" Xia Shangzhou twitched the corners of his mouth.

"Anyone who told you to take a bath will react..." Qin Han's voice was hoarse, and Xia Shangzhou's face suddenly turned pale, and his body that had already vented had a tendency to heat up again.

Xia Shangzhou looked at Qin Han's expression that seemed to be a smile but not a smile, and suddenly his brain twitched, and he reached out to touch Qin Han's lower abdomen.

Touching the hot spot with his hands, Xia Shangzhou imitated Qin Han's tone just now, and said, "Why do you have a reaction after helping others take a bath?" went back.

Qin Han's eyes darkened, but he just smiled lightly and didn't speak.

Looking at Qin Han's calm look, Xia Shangzhou felt that he seemed to have lost.

Obviously there is already a reaction, and I still look like I am a cold and cold flower of Gaoling!

...I really want someone to break off this high-altitude flower just looking at it, and then ruthlessly trample it.

So Xia Shangzhou's brain twitched again, and he attached his hand to Qin Han by mistake.

Then I had a good time.

Seeing Qin Han panting and released, Xia Shangzhou felt so full of satisfaction that he was about to overflow. Qin Han's hair was not sure whether it was soaked by the water vapor in the bathroom or by his own sweat. , was slightly wet at this time, but his eyes seemed to be darker than usual, and at this moment, these eyes were looking at him firmly.

If there is warmth in his eyes, Xia Shangzhou feels like he is about to burn.

Xia Shangzhou could feel that the distance between him and Qin Han was very close and fast, so close that they could feel each other's breath, so close that it even made Xia Shangzhou feel that Qin Han would kiss each other the next moment. The illusion of coming up...

But just when Xia Shangzhou thought that Qin Han would kiss him next moment, Qin Han suddenly stood up straight with the wall propped up, and then calmly picked up the shower head under Xia Shangzhou's bewildered expression, and gave the whole body a shower. Xia Shangzhou with shower gel flushed the water.

After rushing up and down, after rushing to the left and right, after rushing to the front, turn it over, and continue to rush to the back.

Lying on the cold bathroom wall again, Xia Shangzhou's brain finally became a little clear... Then he recalled what happened just now, and then his mind was completely overwhelmed!

——Damn it!God!Let me explain!I'm not the kind of person who plays hooligans casually!

Goodbye world!

Bye bye manual!