What should I do if my rival becomes my cat?

Qin Han's eyelashes trembled slightly, he hesitated for a while, and said, "...two."

So Xia Shangzhou added an extra finger, and continued to ask Qin Han: "Hey, tell me, what am I?"

Qin Han chuckled, but in Xia Shangzhou's eyes, it was a completely silly smile, Qin Han chuckled and said, "...two."

So Xia Shangzhou added another finger, and continued to ask Qin Han: "Now? Tell me, what am I!"

Qin Han glanced at Xia Shangzhou silently, but in Xia Shangzhou's eyes, it was a blank stare: "Two."

"...I'm really drunk!" Xia Shangzhou snorted, and finally grabbed Qin Han's little tail for him. If Qin Han bullies him again, be careful that he will pull Qin Han's little tail until he loses hair!

But his male god is indeed the flower of Gaoling, even when he is drunk, he is so drunk, he does not play crazy, does not run naked, does not dance pole dance... Xia Shangzhou was thinking about this, and saw Qin Han snorted softly, then closed his eyes, and leaned back on the sofa, as if he wanted to sleep.

Of course Xia Shangzhou didn't want Qin Han to fall asleep so soon, after all he hadn't seen enough of Qin Han getting drunk.

But because this is the living room, although Tang Song was in his own room, he was not sure if he would come out to use the bathroom or something, so Xia Shangzhou made up his mind and helped Qin Han to help him into the room.

Throwing Qin Han on his bed, and closing the door behind his back, Xia Shangzhou looked at Qin Han lying on his bed, eyes half closed, eyelashes trembling slightly, and his face was flushed slightly, he rubbed his I thought to myself whether I should take the opportunity to play tricks on Qin Han, or to play tricks, or to pick tricks...

The little angel and the little devil appeared at the same time, and he was having an extremely intense ideological struggle——

The little devil said to Xia Shangzhou: "That's your male god! It's a fool not to take advantage of it!"

The little angel said to Xia Shangzhou: "Yes, yes! Do you want to be a fool!"

So Xia Shangzhou chuckled, flew onto Qin Han's body, mercilessly put his hand into Qin Han's clothes, and then ruthlessly——

He rubbed Qin Han's waist.

Touching Qin Han's thin waist, Xia Shangzhou sighed contentedly: This small waist, this hand feel, even if Qin Han wants to silence him after waking up, his life is worth it...

So Xia Shangzhou rubbed Qin Han's waist like kneading dough. After touching it for a while, he suddenly felt that Qin Han's clothes were a little in the way, so he pulled up the hem of Qin Han's clothes and rolled them up to the waist. Above the waist, and then simply put both hands up at the same time, covering Qin Han's waist.

The skin on Qin Han's waist is smooth and warm, his waist is tight and thin, and it feels first-class to the touch. After Xia Shangzhou smiled and touched it for a while, he silently lifted his clothes and touched his small waist for a while. , and then Xia Shangzhou was disappointed to find that his waist was full of soft belly meat... There is no comparison at all!

So, Xia Shangzhou touched it decisively for a while, and then stopped reluctantly.

Qin Han's appearance after drunk was very quiet, he didn't look like he was going to be drunk. His long eyelashes drooped quietly, casting a small shadow under his eyelids, and he looked as if he was sleeping peacefully. Except for the slightly moving Adam's apple and the heaving chest, it proved that he was still panting.

Xia Shangzhou stared at Qin Han like this for a long time, his heart beat two beats suddenly, he struggled fiercely with his thoughts for a while, and finally he made a decision - he slowly approached Qin Han He leaned forward, and then gently pressed his lips on Qin Han's.

The distance was so close that Xia Shangzhou could clearly feel Qin Han's warm breath, spraying it lightly on his face, but before Xia Shangzhou could sink in, the next moment, Qin Han suddenly opened his mouth. eyes.

The moment Qin Han opened his eyes, Xia Shangzhou's heart almost stopped beating in fright, subconsciously jumped up, and took a few steps back, but Qin Han didn't act like Xia Shangzhou imagined. She just opened her eyes and stared at Xia Shangzhou with a blank look.

Only then did Xia Shangzhou realize that Qin Han was already drunk and not sober at all!

However, Xia Shangzhou was still a little worried, so he leaned over again, raised a finger and asked Qin Han cautiously, "How much is this?"

Qin Han's eyes showed a trace of bewilderment, and he didn't answer.

Xia Shangzhou finally let go of the last worry, smiled, and poked Qin Han's face: "Come on, tell me, this is one, one, two, three."

Qin Han followed blankly: "One, one, two, three, one..."

"That's right, that's right," Xia Shangzhou was like a kindergarten aunt, persuasive, "This is a pillow, tell me, a pillow." He pointed to the pillow next to Qin Han.

After Qin Han finished talking in a daze, Xia Shangzhou pointed to himself: "This is my husband, call me husband."

Qin Han's eyelashes trembled slightly, and he said, "...call me husband."

"I asked you to call me that," Xia Shangzhou snorted, "Come on, tell me—husband!"

Qin Han looked at Xia Shangzhou blankly.

Xia Shangzhou did not give up, and continued to follow the temptation: "Husband! Husband! Husband!"

Xia Shangzhou worked hard for a long time, but Qin Han still didn't say those two words, so he gave up and turned to teach Qin Han: "Come on, tell me, I-like-like-you..."

"I like you..." Xia Shangzhou was afraid that Qin Han didn't hear clearly, so he repeated it again. Just when he thought Qin Han hadn't reacted, he finally heard——

Qin Han: "...I like you."

The corners of Qin Han's mouth curved slightly.

Xia Shangzhou's heart stopped beating suddenly, and it took him a long time to recover.

But soon, his excitement disappeared again, the reason is very simple - because Qin Han is still drunk, these words are not his sincere words at all.

Xia Shangzhou's mood went up and down in just a few seconds, and finally he could only sigh silently.

But seeing Qin Han's defenseless appearance, Xia Shangzhou couldn't help but leaned over and kissed Qin Han secretly again, and this time, he couldn't help sticking out his tongue cautiously, prying Qin Han away. Han's jaw.

Xia Shangzhou carefully wrapped the tip of Qin Han's tongue with the tip of his tongue, rolling it jerky, Xia Shangzhou seemed to be able to hear his own heartbeat beating like thunder, his heart seemed to be clamoring to jump out of his chest The same... I don't know how long it took, Xia Shangzhou suddenly felt Qin Han's tongue move by itself, and even entangled Xia Shangzhou's tongue in reverse, breaking into his mouth instead.

Xia Shangzhou's eyes widened, and he met Qin Han's smiling eyes. Before he could react, Qin Han turned over and put Xia Shangzhou on the bed. on the boat.

Xia Shangzhou felt that Qin Han's right hand was clasping the back of his head, while his left hand lifted the hem of his shirt, lingering inch by inch on the skin around his waist, just like what Xia Shangzhou did before Similarly, Qin Han not only returned it one by one, but even rubbed it a few times intensified.

There was another entanglement between their lips and tongues. Compared with Xia Shangzhou's cautiousness just now, Qin Han's movements were simple and rough. It took Xia Shangzhou almost a lack of oxygen in his brain, and it took him a long time to come back to his senses. After a fierce ideological struggle, he decisively... responded in a simpler and ruder way.

His male god is so simple and rude!But he likes the simplicity and rudeness of his male god!

Qin Han and Xia Shangzhou just gnawed and gnawed at each other. Both of them were passionate and impulsive, and the atmosphere was just right, so both of them reacted quickly. After being coaxed, the two helped each other again. Xia Shangzhou's brain was short of oxygen. No matter what Qin Han asked, he just nodded and agreed, so under Qin Han's coaxing, he even clamped his hands tightly. Legs, let Qin Han rub against his thighs...

However, Xia Shangzhou's skin was so tender that it soon became red, and in the end Qin Han could only get it out manually.

After the incident, Xia Shangzhou lay lazily on the bed, feeling refreshed and wishing he could have a cigarette afterwards, but soon, he suddenly remembered a question, and he immediately turned his head to look at Qin Han who was cleaning up the mess with a tissue, Shocked face: "Aren't you drunk?!"

Qin Han calmly cleaned up the mess on the bed, and threw the tissue into the trash can: "... I was a little dizzy at first, but now I'm awake."

"Are you really down in one cup?" Xia Shangzhou asked doubtfully.

Qin Han pursed his lips, and after a while, he nodded tactfully under Xia Shangzhou's scorching gaze: "I don't drink very well, so I rarely drink alcohol..."

Xia Shangzhou's little calculations in his heart suddenly crackled. At this moment, he had already concocted dozens of action plans to get Qin Han drunk to achieve the purpose of drunken sex.

"However, you'd better not try to get me drunk." As if seeing through Xia Shangzhou's inner thoughts, Qin Han raised his eyebrows and said with a chuckle, "If I am really drunk, my self-control ability will be greatly reduced. Just follow your inner thoughts..."

...Isn't this the literary term for playing drunk and crazy? !

"...So, maybe I will rape you." Qin Han finished with a chuckle.

...Can you stop saying such terrifying words in such a calm tone!

Xia Shangzhou's small expression was instantly shocked, but he soon discovered the key point in Qin Han's words—wait a minute, after being drunk, he only follows his inner thoughts, so maybe he will rape him... Is there any necessary logical relationship between things?Could it be that Qin Han's inner thoughts were to rape him? !

Xia Shangzhou, a young expert in brain supplementation, was instantly blushed by the unfolding of the gods in his mind.

As if delighted by Xia Shangzhou's ever-changing expression, Qin Han's mouth curved slightly.

When Xia Shangzhou finally reacted and wanted to ask clearly, Qin Han had already turned around and left the room without leaving him a shadow of his back... So Xia Shangzhou could only silently put down Erkang's hand that was raised high.