What should I do if my rival becomes my cat?

Xia Shangzhou: "..." Master, your painting style seems a bit strange!

But what does it mean to sign that sentence?

Xia Shangzhou wanted to ask a few more questions, but the young man kept silent. In desperation, he had no choice but to leave the old residential building with Qin Han.

"What happened, what happened," Xia Shangzhou said to himself on the road, "This sentence seems to be quite easy to understand. Does it mean that we should solve the problem from the source? But if We know the reason, why are we still looking for this master...I always feel cheated!"

No matter how you look at this sentence, it seems like a universal answer!No matter what other people ask, they can answer this sentence!

Xia Shangzhou complained for a long time, and turned to ask Qin Han's opinion, but saw Qin Han's pensive expression, as if he had thought of something.

"Did you think of anything?" Xia Shangzhou suddenly became a little nervous.

"...I don't know," Qin Han thoughtfully glanced at Gou Sheng in Xia Shangzhou's arms. Gou Sheng was very obedient every time he went out, and he was nestling obediently in Xia Shangzhou at the moment. In his arms, as soon as he saw Qin Han looking at him, Gou Sheng suddenly widened his round cat pupils vigilantly, "I just remembered the first time I found out that I had become Gou Sheng."

"Ahem," said Qin Han, Xia Shangzhou immediately fell into a bad memory, thinking that he once grabbed Qin Han who had turned into a dog to watch Xiao Jiji, and he was suddenly embarrassed, "" ……so what?"

"I still remember that at that time you were going to take the dog to be sterilized." Qin Han glanced at the dog indifferently, and the dog in Xia Shangzhou's arms suddenly froze, "...I think, this That's probably where it started."

Xia Shangzhou was stunned for a moment, but he quickly realized: "You mean, because Gou Sheng didn't want to be sterilized with me, he exchanged bodies with you... But how is this possible! Gou Sheng just It’s just an ordinary one-year-old male cat, I’ve never seen it show anything special before! I’ve raised it for so long, and I’ve never seen it have any special abilities!” The more he thought about it The more he felt that what Qin Han said was too unreliable, but he couldn't find a better explanation, so he could only subconsciously hug the dog left in his arms, and the dog left in his arms meowed softly With a sound.

"Do you want to say that it has become spiritually intelligent? Let's not talk about the policy that animals cannot become refined after the founding of the People's Republic of China." Xia Changzhou touched Gousheng's soft white belly, "Gousheng is only more than one year old, how can there be such a thing?" You can become a master after one year of practice, how can you embarrass those monsters who have worked so hard for hundreds of thousands of years?" The most important thing is that he always thought that the relationship between him and Qin Han was a warm and relaxing love story, He couldn't accept the sudden change of painting style into a fantasy novel of immortals and demons!If this is an article, it will definitely be complained by readers that God unfolded it!

Qin Han took a deep look at Xia Shangzhou: "Whether ancient or modern, Chinese or foreign, there have always been legends about cats being able to communicate with spirits. In China, there are legends about black cats warding off evil spirits. Western Christian societies believe that black cats can deter evil spirits. Ancient Egypt I regard cats as patron saints and believe that cats protect the order of the underworld. In addition, there are many legends about cats having nine lives... Although I am dubious about those legends, since there is a certain saying that is widely spread, there must be something to this saying. reason."

He lowered his head and glanced at the dog left in Xia Shangzhou's arms: "But your dog is so stupid, at most it has a little skill, it probably doesn't realize what it has done... just Like its owner."

"Wait, it's okay to say that my dog ​​is stupid, what's the last sentence!" Xia Shangzhou was confused by Qin Han's words at first, but after hearing Qin Han's ridicule, he immediately came to his senses. "But how do you know all these things? Did you check Baidu before you came?"

Qin Han glanced at Xia Shangzhou: "These are common sense."

"...It's common sense! How could these things be common sense!" Although Xia Shangzhou had also heard legends about cats being able to see souls, he always thought that these legends only existed in a few places in the world. There are such legends in so many places, "Then you mean that the matter of you swapping bodies is a joke?"

"I'm not sure, but sooner or later you'll have to take the leftover dog for sterilization," Qin Han said calmly, "...you'll know when the time comes."

...Yes!

Xia Shangzhou patted his head, why didn't he think of this!It seems that the matter of taking the leftover dog for sterilization is on the agenda.

"Then let's take Gousheng there tomorrow... so what?" Xia Shangzhou suddenly remembered that Gousheng was still in his arms. If Gousheng heard it was going to be cut, he would definitely cut Happy, he quickly signaled Qin Han with his eyes, "Well, I couldn't eat for eight hours before, so I probably won't be able to do it today."

Qin Han chuckled: "Alright then, when you're ready, let's do that."

... Xia Shangzhou always felt that the meaning in Qin Han's words was strange.

The two were about to go home, but Xia Shangzhou suddenly realized that the paper towels at home were almost used up, so he took Qin Han to buy paper towels, but because it was inconvenient for the two of them to bring a cat into the supermarket, they found a nearby convenience store to buy. Unexpectedly, the convenience store was having a sale, so when Xia Shangzhou and Qin Han walked out of the convenience store with two draws of tissues, Qin Han had a small pink box in his pocket.

"...Why do you get a condom when you buy tissues!" Xia Shangzhou was very embarrassed, "People who buy tissues are usually nerds, how can nerds find girlfriends!"

Qin Han chuckled lightly upon hearing this.

"And I found out," Xia Shangzhou looked at Qin Han suspiciously, "Why does that store have sales promotions every time you go out to buy things? Are you a man who has the physique of always encountering sales promotions when you go out to buy things?" ?”

Qin Han: "..."

"But it's okay for them to give this kind of strange gift, why can you put it in your pocket with a natural face! You don't need it!" Xia Shangzhou said with lingering fear, "Didn't you see that girl in the shop looking at us? His gaze was so hot that it almost saw through me, and the words 'Ma Ma, those two Ge Ge are so strange!' were almost written on my face..."

"Who said I can't use it anymore?" Qin Han said calmly.

Xia Shangzhou: "...Didn't you say that you have neither a girlfriend nor a boyfriend!"

"It's coming soon," Qin Han glanced at Xia Shangzhou and chuckled, "I think it will be available soon."

Xia Shangzhou suddenly felt a chill down his spine, but his face was hot: "How do you know that you will definitely need it, maybe it's your boyfriend!"

Qin Han's smile is as gentle as a spring breeze: "...you'll know if you try it when the time comes."

Xia Shangzhou shrank suddenly, and silently hugged the dog left in his arms.

The two returned home, but saw an unexpected person and an unexpected scene at the door of the house.

Xia Changzhou looked at Yuan Mingqing, who was standing at the door with one hand propped on the door, looking like a standard domineering president Aibidong, and Tang Song, who was leaning against the door with a face of my aloofness and indifference, and suddenly felt that this scene Why is it a bit familiar.

By the way, isn't this the scene when he first met Yuan Mingqing!Sure enough, history is always surprisingly similar!

Yuan Mingqing put one hand on the door behind Tang Song, with a deep expression: "Tang Song...I..."

Tang Song just looked at him indifferently, without saying a word.

"Ahem!" Xia Shangzhou coughed vigorously twice, interrupting the idol drama-like scene.

Yuan Mingqing paused, turned his head to look, and was immediately depressed: "Brother, why is it you again?"

Xia Shangzhou: "...I should ask this question, right! Why are you again! Why are you blocking my door again! Why are you coming to my house again! Tang Song! Let go of that little Tang Song !"

Yuan Mingqing glanced at him coldly: "Your Tang Song?"

Xia Changzhou hugged the dog and raised his chest: "This is my home! Everything in my home is my home, and everyone in my home is my home! Why are you blocking the door of my house! It's obstructing traffic! Be careful when I close the door Let go of the dog left!" The dog left in his arms meowed at the right time, with a vicious look on his face.

Yuan Mingqing didn't confront Xia Shangzhou directly, instead, he looked past Xia Shangzhou and stopped at Qin Han behind Xia Shangzhou, frowning: "Why are you here? Could it be that you..."

"He is my new tenant, of course he lives in my house," Xia Shangzhou snorted, "It's you, why come here to harass my tenant for no reason?"

The corner of Yuan Mingqing's mouth twitched, although he looked back at Tang Song, and suddenly said something surprising: "Then what if I also want to be your tenant?" Even Tang Song paused.

Xia Shangzhou: "...Sorry, my house is small, and the rooms are full of people."

Yuan Mingqing frowned, but he didn't hesitate for long, and said easily: "Well, let's do this for now, anyway, the future will be long..." His tone was quite meaningful.

Tang Song also frowned: "What do you mean?"

"The meaning of the letters," Yuan Mingqing showed a sunny smile towards Tang Song, "You should not accept me. Since you have been unrequitedly in love with me for ten years, it is only fair that I have unrequited love for you back for ten years." , but I am different from you, you like someone and you will hide it deeply in your heart, and no one will let anyone know, but I like someone and you will say it out loud, it is best to let the whole world know...before I am 30 years old , I will always pursue you, and show my presence in front of you every day, so that you have no time to like others, and you can only accept me in the end."

Xia Shangzhou groaned in his heart, what a scheming bitch!

"...What about after the age of 30?" Tang Song raised his eyebrows.

"After the age of 30, you will get used to my existence," Yuan Mingqing said earnestly, "Just like me now, I'm already used to your existence. As long as I don't see you for a day, I will feel uncomfortable all over. It's like air to me..."

Love talk skills are full!Congratulations to player Yuan Mingqing for winning the title of Little Prince of Love Talk!

Tang Song laughed at himself: "As you said, you are just not used to me not being by your side for a while, and soon you will find that your so-called liking is just your illusion."

"It's okay," Yuan Mingqing said softly, "...Even if it's just an illusion, I'll be wrong to the end."

Yuan Mingqing left, Xia Changzhou watched Yuan Mingqing's back disappear, couldn't help but reached out and touched his arm, he was almost getting goosebumps from Yuan Mingqing's full love skills just now, Then he couldn't help but look at Tang Song.

Tang Song seemed to be in a daze for a while, then he calmly took out the key from his pocket and prepared to open the door.

Xia Shangzhou hesitated for a moment, and asked Tang Song: "What are you thinking now?" For the sake of the box of wine core candies, he secretly asked Yuan Mingqing.

Tang Song opened the door calmly: "Today's you ignore me, but tomorrow's me you won't be able to compete with."

Xia Shangzhou: "...don't say such nonsense words in a serious way!"

After returning home, Xia Shangzhou received Yuan Mingqing's private stamp as soon as she went online——

Er Yueqing: Your reaction just now is different from the one in the script.

Banana Boat: You should admire my witty on-the-spot response. If I had spoken for you just now, with Tang Song's cleverness, I would have discovered that we have already secretly hooked up with each other!

Er Yueqing: We are only cooperating temporarily. Thank you, don't be so ambiguous. Banana Boat: You are ambiguous, I am a man with a god. Thank you!

Er Yueqing: Recently in Tang and Song Dynasties, are there any men... or girls who have gotten closer?Has anyone appeared suspicious?

Banana Boat: Tang Song is so handsome, people who like him can circle the world together Er Yueqing:  …

Banana Boat: But he has a high vision, and he didn't see the right one for the time being _(: 3ゝ∠)_

Er Yueqing: that's good

Banana Boat: But I heard that two days ago a junior from the same department confessed to him Er Yueqing: Who? !

banana split: but he refused

Er Yueqing: ...can you stop panting so much when you speak?

Banana Boat: I never speak out of breath, but I'm typing right now Er Yueqing:  …

Banana Boat: Then the younger brother said he would not give up, he would keep pursuing until Tang Song nodded Er Yueqing:  …

Banana Boat: Want me to give you that guy's phone number so you can send threatening text messages?