What should I do if my rival becomes my cat?

Xia Shangzhou hummed the lyrics of "Pineapple Sea" softly, and then logged on to the black fan microblog that he hadn't been on for a long time. He calmly ignored the skyrocketing number of fans in the upper right corner, and silently browsed his previous posts. Those microblogs that I have come to.

People who are ugly should read more. The number of microblogs posted by this trumpet is not many. Compared with those madmen who swipe their screens, it is very few. There are only a hundred or so, but each one is related to King Qin, Han and Wu. They are simply dedicated black fans!When Xia Shangzhou browsed through the Weibo posts where he interacted with Qin Wang Hanwu, he couldn't help but twitch his mouth.

At that time, Qin Han must have known that he was the one who should study more because of his ugliness, but Qin Han still teased him like teasing a cat with a cat teaser, what a scheming bitch!

Xia Shangzhou silently read all of his more than 100 Weibo posts, and then poked in the Weibo account of King Qin Hanwu in each of his comments, although he hadn't checked King Hanwu's Weibo account for a while. Weibo, but Qin Wang Hanwu's Weibo still doesn't seem to have changed much. Even the latest Weibo was posted a few days ago. I don't know how long Qin Han hasn't been on Weibo.

Just thinking about it, the next moment, Xia Shangzhou saw Qin Wang Hanwu posted a new Weibo.

... Could this be the legendary telepathy?

As for that Weibo, it’s like this——

King of Qin and Hanwu v: Literally ^_^//Your Majesty pushes all his life: Fuck!I always feel that there must be something inside about this matter!What do you think on the left!Qin Wang Hanwu//The black fan and the author must be true love: oh what does this mean!I beg Your Majesty to answer!Qin Wang Han Wu [Screenshot: Qin Wang Han Wu: If you are a man, you can't fall in love? 】【Screenshot: Qin Wang Hanwu: Are you a straight man, I still don't know? 】Xia Shangzhou: ...Wait, is it really okay to just come out so openly? Qin Wang Han Wu Juju!

This Weibo quickly got thousands of retweets and comments at an astonishing speed. A large wave of readers screamed and rolled around in the comment area seeking the truth, and a large wave of brain-dead fans cried and shouted that Your Majesty actually had sex with black fans. unscientific...

Xia Shangzhou laughed and read all the comments that were crying and shouting. He just felt comfortable physically and mentally, and his whole body was refreshed—until he saw a comment: I am the legendary technology emperor: Fuck, blah, blah, blah, blah. groove!I just checked the ip address of ugly people who should read more!Then I found out that if you are ugly, you should read more books and His Majesty's ip address is exactly the same!Exactly the same!Don't stop me and let me cry for a while!

As soon as that comment came out, it immediately caused another uproar——

Your Majesty, I want to give birth to a monkey for you: damn it! same ip address?What does it mean?Could it be that His Majesty is a black fan!The black fan is Your Majesty!Are they alone? !

Your Majesty, I want to give you Shenghuaguoshan: Damn it!Could it be that His Majesty was so idle that he picked out a black fan to blacken himself every day? !What a pain in the ass mentality!

Your Majesty, I want to give you a zoo: poof!Originally, I had already filled my brain with [-] characters of the little cute essay that black fans and the author fell in love with and killed each other, but now the style of painting has suddenly changed into an essay of your majesty's self-teaching and self-satisfaction? !

……

Xia Shangzhou almost rolled his keyboard with laughter, these people must have too much brains!He only watched it for 5 minutes, and he has already seen no less than ten versions of yy whose brain hole is about to break through the sky!

Version [-]: In fact, people who are ugly should read more books. It is Qin Wang Hanwu of the parallel world, in order to urge himself to become a god in this world, he constantly spurs and complains about himself.

Version [-]: In fact, people who are ugly should read more books. It was Qin Wang Han Wu in the previous life. He was reborn and kept spurning and complaining about himself in order to make Qin Wang Han Wu a god.

Version [-]: In fact, the high-level king of Qin and Han Wu, who should read more because of being ugly, constantly spurs and complains about himself in order to let the low-level self realize his dream of becoming a god.

Version [-]: In fact, if you are ugly, you should read more. It is another personality in Qin Wang Hanwu's body. The two personalities love each other and kill each other. One appears during the day and the other appears at night.

Xia Shangzhou: ...Wait!When will he show up at night!Every time Qin Wang Han Wu updates, he will come out and complain, okay!There is no possibility that "just like day and night cannot coexist, birds and fish can never love each other" so full of slots!

But soon, the technical queen came out to clarify——

I am the legendary technology emperor: Heck, what, the ip address is the same, except for the possibility that your majesty and Renchou should study more. They are the same person. Have you never thought about the possibility that they actually live together?Silently put the lid on the pot and escape.

As soon as the words of the technical emperor's sister came out, it once again caused an uproar.

But before Xia Shangzhou had time to read the comments, a new Weibo post from Qin Wang Han Wu came out——

Qin Wang Han Wu v: Hush. //I am the legendary technology emperor: cough cough, what, the ip address is the same, except that your majesty and ugly people should study more. It is possible that they are the same person. Have you ever thought about the possibility that they actually live together?Silently put the lid on the pot and escape.

Xia Shangzhou: ...Shhhhhhh!Do you want others to know about it or do you not want others to know about it?You retweeted this comment yourself!It's just to let everyone know about it!

Xia Shangzhou's brain twitched, and he also forwarded the Weibo of the technical emperor's sister——

If you are ugly, you should read more books: You can eat indiscriminately, but you can’t talk indiscriminately! //I am the legendary technology emperor: cough cough, what, the ip address is the same, except that your majesty and ugly people should study more. It is possible that they are the same person. Have you ever thought about the possibility that they actually live together?Silently put the lid on the pot and escape.

This is not because Xia Shangzhou is making trouble. After all, Xia Shangzhou knows that although Qin Han is writing Tanmei novels, Qin Han has never revealed his sexual orientation in front of readers and others. Wu is dark, but he still admires Qin Wang Hanwu. Unlike those authors who use their gender or sexuality to attract attention, Xia Shangzhou appreciates Qin Wang Hanwu's low-key and calm.

Xia Shangzhou believes that even if Qin Han really came out on Weibo, it is definitely not for hype or to gain attention on purpose, but there is no guarantee that other people will not think so. This one Qin Han came out on Weibo, and the other end posted posts on various forums to pinch King Qin Hanwu.

But Qin Han obviously didn't care about Xia Shangzhou's entanglement with these things. Xia Shangzhou posted this Weibo within a few minutes, and was quickly forwarded by Qin Han.

Qin Wang Han Wu v: Shhh, he is rather shy. //If you are ugly, you should read more books: You can eat indiscriminately, but you can’t talk indiscriminately! //I am the legendary technology emperor: cough cough, what, the ip address is the same, except that your majesty and ugly people should study more. It is possible that they are the same person. Have you ever thought about the possibility that they actually live together?Silently put the lid on the pot and escape.

Xia Shangzhou: ...

Xia Shangzhou: >////////////

As soon as Qin Wang Hanwu's Weibo post was posted, the comment area exploded immediately. Xia Shangzhou's little ugly person should read more books and was rounded over and over again. The sudden surge in the number of fans and comments made Xia Shangzhou's little heart a little bit bearable Can't stop.

Xia Shangzhou decided to do the eighth set of radio gymnastics to calm down.

After calming down, Xia Shangzhou calmly opened Qin Han's Penguin.

Banana Split: What are you doing!

Qin Han quickly replied.

Hericium erinaceus: Enclosure

Banana Boat: ... Then do you still have to lift your legs to pee? !

Hericium erinaceus: Is it on you?

Banana Split:  …

Hericium erinaceus: Hello heavy mouth

Banana Boat: Go!

Hericium erinaceus: But I like your heavy mouth

Banana Split: You already knew I already knew?

Hericium erinaceus: If I said I didn't know how long you would be happier?

Banana Split: ...not at all!You already knew that I already knew and still teased me? !

Hericium erinaceus: Be good, let me smooth your hair

Banana Split: No! ! !go away! ! !I hate you! ! !

Hericium erinaceus: I'm leaving, I'm leaving, are you happy?

Banana Boat: You are clearly still in my sight!Didn't get far at all!

Hericium erinaceus: Then how can I make you happy?

Banana Boat: Show me how cute it is!Seriously cute!

Hericium erinaceus: (<ゝw·)～☆

Banana Boat: I've used this emoji too many times!It's not cute anymore!

Hericium erinaceus: qaq

... For some unknown reason, Xia Shangzhou was suddenly hit by Qin Han's "qaq".

It was like a small feather scratched his heart lightly.

But of course, Xia Shangzhou would not admit it.

Hericium erinaceus: Then I will come over and show you how cute I am?

Hericium erinaceus: I'm here, open the door

A few minutes later, there was a knock on the door.

Xia Shangzhou suddenly froze. He was a little at a loss. He looked at the chat box between him and Qin Han on the screen, and then at the dog left sleeping on his lap. Xia Shangzhou thought deeply. After standing for a minute, he finally stood up.

Gou Sheng was gently put on the bed, turned over and went back to sleep, while Xia Shangzhou took the first step of the heavy and serious road of disturbing the foundation.

When Xia Shangzhou opened the door, he saw Qin Han standing at the door with a smile on his face.

... Qin Han wearing a fluffy white cat ear barrette!

Xia Shangzhou was instantly blinded by the cat ear hairpin on Qin Han's head, and he froze in place.

Qin Han took a step forward and stood in front of Xia Shangzhou. He was taller than Xia Shangzhou, so he slightly lowered his head and looked at Xia Shangzhou with a slight smile in his eyes: "... Not cute?"

Xia Shangzhou: Cute!Moe is bleeding!Almost made him bloody!

The corners of Xia Shangzhou's mouth twitched. He reached out and poked the cat ears on Qin Han's head, resisting the urge to complain frantically: "You cat ears... where did you get them?" Lingzhihua is actually a plush fan at heart? !This contrast is a bit cute!Xia Shangzhou couldn't help imagining how Qin Han, who always looked cold, secretly tried on cat ear hairpins and cat tails when no one was around...

Xia Shangzhou imagined and imagined... Then he felt his nose itchy, and he couldn't hold it back at all!

Xia Shangzhou couldn't help but secretly looked behind Qin Han, wanting to see if Qin Han really had a furry tail tucked behind his butt, but before his gaze landed on the destination, everything had already been seen through Qin Han intercepted him, with a half-smile expression on his face: "...What are you looking at?"

"...to see if you have a cat tail." Xia Shangzhou subconsciously blurted out.

The expression on Qin Han's face became more half a smile than a smile, he raised his eyebrows, and explained calmly: "My cousin bought this cat ear hairpin, she left it when she went back to my house, and when I was packing my luggage I didn’t notice it was mixed into the luggage, and I found out that I brought it after I came over.”

Xia Shangzhou: "You don't need to explain! To explain is to cover up! To cover up is to tell the truth! I will not discriminate against you for liking these little furry things even though you are a man! I will not secretly think that you are perverted! of!"

Qin Han: "..."

"Really! The high-cold male god is actually a plush fan, which is called contrast cute!" Xia Shangzhou chuckled, "It's so cute!"

Qin Han: "...just as long as you are happy."

"Hahahaha, let me rub it!" Xia Shangzhou reached out and pinched the cat ears on Qin Han's head, and rubbed them one after another. After rubbing, he also reached out and lifted Qin Han's chin, teasing him with street bullies The tone of the little daughter-in-law of a good family said, "Come on, give me a cat."

Qin Han silently glanced at Xia Shangzhou, and said expressionlessly, "...meow."

Xia Shangzhou: >////////////

Xia Shangzhou was immediately struck by Qin Han's expressionless cuteness!