Mr. Purgatory just wants to be human

After the meeting was over, Kunikida Wuzhen Mama Doppo who came out of the meeting room sighed and patted Purgatory Kyojuro on the shoulder to persuade him: "Although the task issued by the supernatural special service department cannot be directly told to you, but Get out of here if you can..."

"The next Yokohama is going to be chaotic."

The white mist specially aimed at supernatural beings, I really don't know what it is.

Before Purgatory Kyojurou could figure out what words he would use to reject Kunikida Doppo's kindness, Edogawa Ranpo, who was lying on the chair, rebutted for himself first.

"Kunikida, you're thinking too much! This Mr. Owl and that Mr. Inhuman who went somewhere are very powerful!"

"It's the same even if you don't use the ability~~"

Then Osamu Dazai, who was slumped on the sofa, nodded, raised his right hand high and waved it lazily, "Indeed ~ You must know that Chuya's training room has been allocated to these two, just because they fought Otherwise, other training rooms will not be able to support it at all.”

This level of strength is really a foul.

Yokohama is really attracting more and more non-human beings.

"what?!"

"It's okay to talk about other things, what's the matter with that non-human being? Please explain it to me! Dazai!!"

Kunikida Doppo, who was "rarely" kind, was confused by the words of the only two detectives in the detective agency. He stood beside Purgatory Anjurou and looked left and right, but he couldn't see any clues.

Think again about the memories in your mind...

No problem!

Obviously, they look like two handsome ordinary people.

Unable to figure it out, he subconsciously turned his attention to Osamu Dazai for help. Although his partner always deceived himself with childish and low-level lies on weekdays, he was still very reliable when it came to serious matters.

"Idiot~ You really are a big idiot! You can't even understand this!!" Edogawa Ranpo, who felt he had been ignored, puffed up his cheeks in dissatisfaction, and said angrily: "And Japan's number one detective——Ranpo-sama You're sitting here, Kunikida, why are you asking Dazai?!"

Then, under the tense eyes of everyone, he said the final answer with a bored face, "Didn't you find that the muscle density of that brother Shimizu is wrong?!"

After hearing such a basis for judgment, everyone looked at Edogawa Ranpo who was dangling his legs speechlessly, and couldn't help but want to complain: Muscle density is something that ordinary people like us can't see.

Seeing that the members of the detective agency are still in a state of confusion. If I'm not wrong, even the pink-haired boy's name is fake, right?"

Purgatory Xingshourou nodded with a smile.

"Then how did Mr. Ranpo see it?"

When Edogawa Ranpo proudly yelled "Master Ranpo is really powerful", Atsushi Nakajima stroked his white hair and looked at a certain detective with bright eyes.

In this regard, Edogawa waved his hand randomly to call the little tiger over, and then stroked the white hair that looked good to the touch contentedly, and said after satisfying his addiction: "It's very simple, because our name is Shimizu. Although that guy was able to react quickly when he was Mr., there was still a moment of unnaturalness in the process."

"Usually Mr. Purgatory calls the other party Azuo, and this has nothing to do with the name on the certificate." At this time, Kunikida Doppo also reacted.

"Also, Purgatory-kun, you are not a pure human!" Dazai Osamu added: "After all, you give me the feeling that you are very similar to the little black slug and the combination of Lovetraft~~"

And neither of these guys is purely human.

After hearing this, the members of the detective agency opened their eyes wide in surprise. They didn't understand the combination, but... what does it mean to feel like a Hong Kong and black gravity envoy and not be a complete human being? !

Could it be that Chuya of the Central Plains is not a human being either! ! !

There are several people whose three views have been broken for a while.

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"You guessed it right." Purgatory Xingshoulang, who hadn't concealed much about this issue, admitted bluntly, "Strictly speaking, Zhong and I are the same kind, otherwise how could we two hit it off and invite him directly?" I'm coming to Yokohama as a guest?"

Don't forget that Chuya Zhongyuan is a mafia cadre, and he is not in the same circle as himself.

"Then what race is Shimizu-kun?" Tanizaki Junichiro asked, remembering that Purgatory Anjurou said before that he killed Mr. "Shimizu"'s kind, he couldn't help being curious about it.

"It's a ghost~"

"No wonder he subconsciously walks away from the sun!"

After hearing this answer, Osamu Dazai pretended to be knocking his hands like he just knew it. It was not at all obvious that he ran to read all the documents related to ghosts in Japan after guessing that these two were non-human. look.

A combination of gods and ghosts...

How interesting!

Purgatory Kyojuro who was expelled for no reason seemed to sense something, raised his head and stared at Dazai Osamu who was smiling at him with a serious face.

Purgatory Xingshoulang: I think this guy must be thinking something bad right now! !

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"But if I remember correctly, in traditional stories, ghosts are people-eating people, right?" Yosano Akiko is not as optimistic as others, and now she cares about Yiwoza who has disappeared, "Mr. Qingshui is gone now Mr. Purgatory, why don’t you go find him?” It’s obvious that you’ve always been entangled together.

"Azuo was imprisoned by me for rehabilitation training, in order to enable him to overcome the desire to eat cannibals."

Purgatory Kyojuro said something creepy with a natural expression.

The atmosphere suddenly turned cold. After all, not everyone can calmly face the fact that they have become something on other people's recipes.

After a while, Dazai Osamu laughed "hehe", his expression was distorted to the point of uneasiness, "This is really interesting."

"Are you sure that can lock him up properly?"

I don't want to receive a case of someone turning into a skeleton for no reason.

"No problem!" Purgatory Xingshou Lang waved his hand, and replied indifferently: "I locked him in a semi-space with no one inhabited, and he was the only 'living creature' in that place!!"

In this situation, even if you want to find food, you can't find it, so you can only rely on sleep to maintain your strength.

Is an excellent 'rehab'.

After hearing this, the few people subconsciously relaxed. There was nothing wrong with their eyesight, and they were looking at a more responsible partner.

Now that his worries have been relieved, Osamu Dazai said that he can also make waves.

So he rushed to Purgatory Xing Shoulang with a 'swipe', and held his hand solemnly, "Since it is a ghost, there must be many good-looking young ladies, right? Introduce one to me to die for love!" It would be nice if you can blend in with a beautiful young lady.

Osamu Dazai, who has been deeply poisoned by various games, thought happily.

Pretty lady ghost?

Purgatory Xingshoulang shook his head, subconsciously thinking of the ghosts he had hacked over the past few years.

Among the group of ghosts with pale complexion, protruding eyes, and distorted limbs, the good-looking young ladies seem to have nothing but the fourth of the last string, who was killed a while ago—Zero Yuzi, right?

Purgatory Xingshourou who thought this way showed a bright smile: "Sorry, no."

"After all, all the evil spirits I've seen, except Azuo, who I can't beat now, have all been chopped off by me!"

"It's so cruel!" Atsushi Nakajima looked at the purgatory Kyojuro with a natural face, as if nothing had happened, and couldn't help breaking out in a cold sweat, "He Kyoka looks like..."

This made Quan Jinghua stare blankly at the white-haired little tiger, and asked innocently, "A Dun, what's wrong?"

"It's nothing!" Atsushi Nakajima waved his hand with an awkward smile, and explained, "I just feel that Mr. Purgatory who chopped off others while talking nonchalantly is a bit like you, Little Mirror Flower."

"That's it~ Ah Dun, as long as you are happy."

Quan Jinghua, who felt that there was no problem with this, nodded, and inserted the knife back into the back of her waist.

Osamu Dazai didn't pay much attention to what Nakajima Atsushi and Izumi Kyoka whispered. He just said with red eyes and a face of grief and indignation: "Is this really the case? This is too regrettable!"

This familiar behavior made Kunikida Doppo subconsciously think of the miserable life that when he was doing the task before, Dazai Osamu pulled the girl he met on the street and said that he would die in love, and then all the work was piled up on him.

Thinking of this bad memory, veins popped out of his forehead, and while roaring "Dazai!!", he punched his restless partner on the head with his fist.

After dragging him away, he politely apologized to Purgatory Anjurou: "I'm sorry, Dazai has always looked like this, and I will speak well of him."

"It's nothing!" Purgatory Xingshoulang waved his hand and said as usual: "There is a person among my juniors who shouts every day that he is going to die! He is going to die!! Then he pulls the hands of various girls to propose marriage~"

"Is that so..." Kunikida Doppo twitched the corners of his mouth, "You are so lucky."

"It doesn't matter, after all, it is from the breath of Thunder, and it has nothing to do with me."

"However..." Purgatory Kyojuro glanced sympathetically at Osamu Dazai, who was lying on the ground, and satisfied the other party's desire, "I still know a beautiful female ghost sister."

Hearing this, Osamu Dazai suddenly became energetic as if he had found the true meaning of life. He looked excitedly at Purgatory Kyojuro sitting on the chair, "Tell me~ I'm so curious!"

"If I remember correctly, that guy is called Luo Ji, one of the twelve ghost moons directly under the ghost king."

The author has something to say: Purgatory Xing Shoulang (Fried Hair.jpg): What is not a human being? !Although my mother clan is a little bit stronger, the cheats are a little bit bigger, and my bloodline is a little bit impure...but how can you just say that I am not human? ! !

Isn't this defilement of people's innocence out of thin air? ! !