undercover dad

Sun Haiyang's driving skills are generally acceptable. Except for the fact that he was not familiar with the weight of the accelerator and brake at the beginning, and he shook He Xiaonian and Xiaobao, the next road was extremely stable.

After running in the city for more than 40 minutes, I got off the highway and turned onto the small road in the suburbs, and there was a beautiful countryside scenery in front of me.

The fields on both sides are open and the trees are shady. Because it is not the road leading to the tourist destination, there are very few cars.

Sun Haiyang lowered the car window, allowing the unique suburban smell mixed with cow dung and green grass to float into the car.

……

"The bald head is strong, the bald head is strong,

Your head is really light,

Bald strong, bald strong,

You look a little too nervous..."

Ever since He Xiaobao got off the expressway, he couldn't find Bei in excitement, lying on the window of the car, repeating this song over and over again, the tune of which all ran to the Milky Way.

Although Xiaobao's singing was terribly noisy, and his head hurt a little due to lack of sleep, but in general, He Xiaonian's mood still rose all the way as he looked at the dealers outside the window.

"Go to the fork in front of this road, turn left, and drive for more than half an hour. There is a large wetland. There is a farmyard next to it. The taste is not bad. Let's solve it there at noon!" He Xiaonian said. Looking at the backrest of the front seat, he directed Sun Haiyang remotely.

……

Because this road goes to the wetland, tourist vehicles will pass by here. There are many local farmers on both sides of the road, who have made their own melons and fruits or organic vegetables, and put them on the side of the road for sale.

Most of them sell watermelons, probably this area produces watermelons, and the small watermelons are only about one palm long and half a palm wide. Seeing the customers who buy melons by the roadside holding the small watermelons and gnawing on them until their mouths are full of soup, Sun Haiyang felt that he was too greedy.

"Brother, let's go down and get those two melons too, just looking at them will quench your thirst!" He asked He Xiaonian.

He Xiaonian didn't drink water for half a day and was quite thirsty, so he immediately agreed after hearing this.Sun Haiyang parked the car firmly on the side of the road, He Xiaonian grabbed Xiaobao and got out of the car through the rear door.

He was watching Xiaobao on the side of the road. Sun Haiyang went to the farmer to pick out two small watermelons, asked the farmer to cut into several pieces, and brought them back.

The three squatted on the side of the road and ate watermelon.

He Xiaobao was the most dishonest, looking around while eating watermelon, he suddenly saw several layers of golden melons piled up on the melon farm stall, he shook his second uncle's arm: "Second uncle, what kind of melon is that? "

He Xiaonian looked up, "Oh, that, that's Elizabeth melon!"

"Second uncle, I want to eat Elizabeth melon, I want to eat that yellow melon!"

"Don't eat, you'll be full if you eat any more, and besides, the melon is not delicious, except for dessert, it doesn't quench your thirst at all!" He Xiaonian flatly rejected Xiaobao's request.

After eating the watermelon, several people returned to the car.

The car started slowly, and Xiao Bao watched the Elizabeth melons piled up on the melon farm stall slowly disappearing from his sight, feeling very sorry. He thought for a while and asked again: "Second Uncle, are Elizabeth melons delicious?"

"Unappetizing!"

"Then is it sweet?"

"...Sweet!" He Xiaonian knew that this sweet word would lead to more questions from Xiaobao, which would cause endless troubles, but he insisted on the principle of telling the truth to the child as much as possible, so he answered honestly.

Sure enough, Xiaobao was puzzled: "Since it's sweet, why doesn't it taste good?"

"Just because it's sweet doesn't necessarily mean it's delicious!"

"Why, Bao thinks sweet is delicious, why doesn't sweet mean delicious?"

"Most of the time, it's sweet and delicious, but sometimes, it's not necessarily delicious just because it tastes sweet!"

"Why is it delicious sometimes, and sometimes not necessarily delicious? When is it delicious and when is it not?" Xiaobao continued to ask patiently.

"Uh, this..." He Xiaonian's forehead began to sweat.

He was extremely depressed. In this pleasant air with the smell of grass in the countryside, he was dishonestly basking in the sun, and even dug a big hole for himself, probably because of the sun. Lost a layer of IQ, but he had no choice but to bite the bullet and jump in.

"Baby, look, there are Malan flowers on the side of the road!" Sun Haiyang glanced out the window and shouted loudly.

This sentence worked, and He Xiaobao's attention was immediately diverted. He looked at the side of the road through the window, and exclaimed excitedly while watching: "Wow, there are really flowers, so beautiful, they are really Malan flowers!!! "

He Xiaonian wiped the sweat from his forehead, took a breath, and collapsed by the window on the other side. Fortunately, Sun Haiyang rescued him, he was almost breathless when asked by He Xiaobao.

But Malanhua is actually nothing to look at, He Xiaobao screamed and looked at it for a while, then lost interest, he retracted his head, sat on the chair, and continued to ask: "Second Uncle, tell me, why is Malanhua called Malanhua? Are horses blue?"

He Xiaonian's head started buzzing again, but this time Sun Haiyang was more clever, and before he could open his mouth, he answered the question: "It's not because the horse is blue, it's because this kind of flower is planted by a girl named Ma Lan." , so it is called Malanhua!"

"Oh!—" He Xiaobao suddenly realized, but when Brother Haiyang said this, he suddenly remembered the Elizabeth melon just now, "Then what about Elizabeth melon, why is it called Elizabeth melon, second uncle?"

He Xiaonian immediately took out his mobile phone. He still couldn't answer this question, but he could use Baidu. He was stupid just now. If he doesn't sleep well, people's reactions will be much slower.

The road was a little bumpy, the car was a little wobbly, and He Xiaonian's typing speed in Baidu on his mobile phone was a little slow.

Xiaobao couldn't wait, grabbed his arm and shook, "Second uncle, tell me quickly, why is the Elizabeth melon called Elizabeth melon, tell me quickly, ah?"

With Xiaobao's shake, He Xiaonian's writing hand trembled, and all the words were written incorrectly, "Don't shake, Second Uncle is checking for you!" He shook off He Xiaobao's hand irritably.

Sun Haiyang glanced back in the rearview mirror, sighed, and took Xiaobao's question again:

"Xiaobao, Elizabeth melons, as the name suggests, are the melons grown by Queen Elizabeth. There is a queen in England named Elizabeth, and the melons she grows are called Elizabeth melons. Then they crossed the ocean and came to China. It is the yellow melon just now. Melon!"

"Oh, that's it. Isn't the queen very powerful? Why does she want to grow melons?" Xiaobao stopped pestering his second uncle. He lay down behind Sun Haiyang's seat and poked his head to ask Sun Haiyang.

He thinks that his second uncle is not good, his head is stupid, his writing speed is slow, and his attitude is not good. Brother Haiyang is better.

"Ah, think about it, because we have a group of people who eat melons in China. Everyone wants to eat melons every day. How famous is Her Majesty the Queen? How big are the melons they grow? We people who eat melons It’s so delicious, isn’t it?! AHHHHH!” Sun Haiyang was talking nonsense, making up nonsense, talking nonsense without any psychological pressure, and making himself laugh.

"Oh——that's it!" Xiaobao nodded seriously, expressing that he finally understood.

"@#￥%...!" He Xiaonian.

……

Sun Haiyang followed the road and soon drove to the farmhouse that He Xiaonian mentioned.

The scale of this farmhouse is not small. There is a vegetable field in the yard, and a circle of chicken coops, duck coops, goose coops, dog coops, pig pens, sheep pens, and donkey coops are built around it. Oh, the taste is so fresh... ..

Xiaobao was so happy that he jumped out of the car and ran to the pile of nests and pens to communicate with the little animals.

Sun Haiyang parked the car and went to the front hall of the farmyard to order food. He Xiaonian followed him into the front hall.

"Yangyang, let me tell you," he followed Sun Haiyang closely, and said to Sun Haiyang's back with a serious face.

Sun Haiyang stopped and turned around.

His stop was so sudden that He Xiaonian almost bumped into him without paying attention. "Damn, you can't speak up first!" He raised his head and yelled at Sun Haiyang dissatisfied.

"Squeak!" Sun Haiyang responded to his request, "Tell me, what do you want to say to me?"

"Ah," He Xiaonian paused and hesitated for a moment: "As for what happened just now, that Elizabeth melon, I don't think you can just open your mouth and talk nonsense like you did just now, it's easy to mislead Xiaobao!"

Sun Haiyang was suddenly a little angry. He kindly helped He Xiaonian out of the siege, and the solution was very smooth. He was very satisfied with himself. In the end, this He Xiaonian had a lot of things. If you don't thank him, you still blame him for misleading Xiaobao, "Just now So what's the matter, isn't it just for fun, have fun, why did you mislead Xiaobao!"

He Xiaonian frowned, that's the tone, that's the attitude, he thinks Sun Haiyang's attitude is very annoying, it doesn't matter, everything can be used for spoofing, there is no formality!

"You think it's just a joke, but to He Xiaobao, he will take it seriously, and he will think that the Elizabeth melon is the melon grown by Queen Elizabeth!"

"Even if he really thinks so, what's the matter? Will he lose a piece of meat or lose a hair? What hinders him?!" Sun Haiyang's tone was filled with impatience.

He Xiaonian was stunned, what he said... really, no, no, that's not what he said, this matter can't just be so vague.

He was patient, and educated Sun Haiyang with earnestness and earnestness: "Yang Haiyang, your attitude is not good, you are too cynical. Children don't understand many things at this time. How you say and how to do many things, he will think so. Learn from you, so we try not to fool him as much as possible. This matter is what it is. If you don’t know, you can say you don’t know, but you can’t talk nonsense. You don’t know what kind of impact he will have on him in the future if he believes it. .”

"Tch", Sun Haiyang twitched the corners of his mouth, and glanced at He Xiaobao who was still watching the small animals outside the window. After a while, he lazily replied: "Okay, I see. I won't ask you anything in the future." Speak!"

He Xiaonian looked at him, imagined the scene where Sun Haiyang silently watched him deal with He Xiaobao alone, and immediately shuddered, "No, no, that's not what I meant, you still have to say what you said, just, just, try your best Don't talk nonsense...."

Sun Haiyang was a little annoyed, and waved his hand at him, "Okay, okay, I got it, let's order quickly!"

After the two of them ordered, Sun Haiyang walked out of the hall, intending to drag back the brat Zhenghuan who communicated with the small animals, but He Xiaonian followed closely.

He stopped impatiently, looked back at He Xiaonian who almost bumped into him again, and asked coldly: "What's the matter, is there anything else to say?"

"Ah," He Xiaonian quickly stopped, swayed, a little embarrassed, he lowered his head, touched his nose, and muttered, "Ah, it's nothing, I'm just, I just want to ask you, that Malanhua, really Are the flowers planted by a girl named Malan?"

Sun Haiyang looked at He Xiaonian with a face as serious as Xiaobao's, and didn't know what to say. He reached out and touched He Xiaonian's forehead, then touched his own forehead, shook his head, and said to himself Yu Yu: "You don't have a fever..., why do you believe what I say to coax the child!"

"..." He Xiaonian.