undercover dad

He Xiaonian's new life... life is worse than death!

After he had quarreled with Sun Haiyang, he returned to his room, feeling as if he was singing Beethoven's "Fate" over and over again. He was so excited that he almost didn't fall asleep all night.

At 4 or 5 o'clock in the morning, I dimly closed my eyes, dreaming like sleepless, thinking about why I was so tired, why I was so sleepy, why I couldn't sleep soundly, and suddenly His nose was pinched by a pair of small meaty hands.

"Cough, cough, cough," He Xiaonian was coughing so hard that he opened his eyes dizzily, staring at He Xiaobao in front of him with a hoarse voice, "... Bao, why did you wake up so early?"

Bao asked very strangely: "It's not early, the sky is already very bright, Bao has to get up so early every day!"

He Xiaonian was in a daze for a while, and took his phone from the bedside table to check the time. It happened to be 06:30... Well, it's not too early for Bao!

He got up from the bed in a daze, and dazedly waited for Xiaobao to wash up.

Since he started hiring a nanny a few months ago, he has never gotten up so early, let alone served He Xiaobao so early, and he has become very unskilled in business.

After chasing Bao’s ass for three laps before feeding him water, he pulled Bao’s arm into the bathroom and splashed himself with water before watching Bao brush his toothbrush, standing motionless on the edge of the toilet and smelling the smell all the way Wei accompanied Bao to shit, and finally had to use the shower head to pour Bao's ass, and at Bao's request, he had to wipe his fart/eyes with water with his fingers...

At 07:30, he yawned and mourned, and sent Bao to the kindergarten.

On the way, I bought an egg-filled biscuit. After eating it, it was too greasy and I almost threw up. I bought a cup of soy milk. Except for the taste of water, there was no soy milk taste at all.

It was less than 8:[-] in the company, and I walked into the office under the shocked eyes of the cleaning aunt, nestled on the sofa, twisted my body and started to catch up on sleep, and when I woke up, my neck was stiff...

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Around three o'clock in the afternoon, the employee gossip group became lively again:

Design Assistant Sophia: Why do I have a feeling that Scofield seems to be broken in love!

Kelly from HR Department: Fart slowly, don't choke.JPG

Kelly from the HR Department: Food can be eaten indiscriminately, but words can’t be said indiscriminately. I have dealt with two dismissals a day today. I am exhausted and can’t take any more blows. OK! ! !

Design Assistant Sophia: OK, let me put it another way, he may also be in love!

Kelly from the Personnel Department: No, don’t push.JPG

Kelly from the Personnel Department: @design assistant Sophia, are you still letting me live? ! ! ! ! ! ! !

Sean from the legal department: How can we see it? Is there any evidence?

Liu Xin, QC for accessories production: If you have a hammer, you can get a hammer, but if you don't have a hammer... you can also force yourself!

Design Assistant Sophia: Really, just now he asked me to buy him a cup of coffee. I bought it and put it on his desk. I went in to find him later. Guess what, he drank all the water in the cup next to him, The coffee doesn't move at all...

Designer Albert: Normal, our boss has always been brave to try!

Design Assistant Sophia: I called him twice, but he ignored me, and looked blankly at the computer. By the way, do you have time to come and watch Scofield? He looks so tired and vicissitudes. He usually looks How arrogant, I look so fragile today, I really want to go up...

Designer Lisa: ...You all think too much, maybe it's just that you exhausted your energy last night!

Dorla, a merchandiser in the women's clothing department: @设计Lisa, you are so dirty! ! !But it is also possible to be the truth by you!

Xiao Guo, QC of accessories production: It may also be, uh, I guessed, you think, I heard that yesterday, Adam almost died!Maybe it's because of worry, anxiety, getting angry... Think about it, the two of them usually get tired of being together, but now they almost lost their companions and flew away alone...

Parts Production QC Liu Xin: Fuck, upstairs, you may have gotten the truth this time! ! !

Kelly from the Personnel Department: @配亲制造QC小郭, @配亲制造QC刘欣impossible! ! ! !Are all of you quality inspectors blind? ? ? Adam is so fat and fat! ! ! ! ! !

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He Xiaonian was in a daze at the company all day, and after work, he hopped home like chasing a Bengal tiger behind his back.

Picked up He Xiaobao from Aunt Liu's house, took his hand and walked home.

Passing through the fountain in the community, Xiao Bao raised his head and asked, "Second Uncle, can Brother Haiyang come back today?"

He Xiaonian's heart skipped a beat when he heard the word "Ocean", and then he was blocked for a while.

He thought that Sun Haiyang would ask him to get the keys and go home to pack his luggage today, but he waited in a daze for a whole day, but he didn't receive a call from him, and he even drank a glass of gouache.

He held Bao's hand tightly, and said after deliberation: "Bao, Brother Haiyang, maybe I won't be back today, but today, Second Uncle will accompany you, okay?"

"Not good!" He Xiaobao said firmly, shaking his hands, "Then when will Big Brother Haiyang come back?"

"He, he's been tired recently, and he needs to rest, right!" He Xiaonian bit the bullet and talked to Xiaobao, "Besides, Xiaobao, Brother Haiyang is a nanny hired by our family. If he Even if he doesn't want to do it anymore, Second Uncle can't force him to come back, do you understand?"

He turned around and looked at He Xiaobao. Although he still had a glimmer of hope in his heart, he really couldn't grasp Sun Haiyang's temper. He didn't know how determined he was to give up this time.

Therefore, He Xiaobao had to be vaccinated, once Sun Haiyang really didn't come back...he was afraid that the little guy wouldn't be able to accept it all at once.

"But you don't have to worry, the second uncle is with you, and the second uncle will always be with you until you grow up and don't need the company of the second uncle. Look, Brother Haiyang didn't come to our house before. Are you doing well?!" He Xiaonian began to guide He Xiaobao.

But Xiaobao didn't buy his account at all, he broke free from He Xiaonian's holding his hand, and pushed him hard, "It's you, you're the one who made him go away, you're bad, you're a bad person, wow~~ ~~, you bring me back Brother Haiyang, bring me back!" He Xiaobao stood in front of the building and began to cry loudly.

"..." He Xiaonian.

Under the surprised or prying eyes of the neighbors in the past, it took He Xiaonian nearly half an hour to coax He Xiaobao, and took him home in a state of embarrassment.

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The house looked messy. In the morning, He Xiaonian only had time to be busy with He Xiaobao. He didn't have time to clean the room. He left the house full of mess and went to work. This day, he was so dizzy that he forgot about it. When I opened the door, I saw the mess all over my eyes, and my heart felt blocked again.

He arranged for He Xiaobao to watch cartoons on the sofa, and went to the kitchen to find a kettle to pour hot water for drinking.I picked up the kettle and shook it, only to find that it was empty, and not a drop of water could be poured out, so I had to sigh and put the kettle back.

Then sweep the floor with a broom and dustpan.

He is also very unfamiliar with this job now. I don’t know if it’s because he didn’t sleep well last night. As soon as he finished cleaning the two bedrooms, he felt that the left side of the stiff neck and the right side of the neck seemed to start to cramp, twisting left and right. It's painful to twist.

However, He Xiaobao was still saving face, he just stayed on the sofa and watched TV, and didn't come to make trouble for him.

After finally sweeping all the dirt from all the houses together, they gathered it at the entrance of the living room. Just as He Xiaonian was about to sweep the dirt into the dustpan, he was suddenly interrupted by He Xiaobao's voice.

"Second Uncle, I want to drink water, I'm thirsty!" He Xiaobao stood on the sofa and shouted while crawling up the back of the sofa.

He Xiaonian straightened up and looked at Xiaobao helplessly, a little embarrassed: "Bao, Second Uncle hasn't had time to boil hot water yet, you can't drink water now, why don't you wait a little longer, okay?"

"Why is there no hot water, why don't you boil the hot water first?" Xiao Bao had already climbed onto the back of the sofa, and asked on his stomach.

He Xiaonian thought about it, yes, what Bao said was right, he should boil the water first, and then sweep the floor while the water is boiling.

So he swept the dirt into the dustpan, threw down the broom and dustpan, and ran to the kitchen to boil water.

As soon as he put the kettle on the stove, he heard a clanging sound outside. He was startled and ran out again.

The back of the sofa was too narrow, and Xiao Bao couldn't get on his stomach, rolled down from it, and fell to the ground.

"Little Treasure!" He Xiaonian roared uncontrollably, "Did I tell you not to climb on the back of the sofa!"

Xiaobao Gu Yongyong got up from the ground and looked at him inexplicably, "No, you didn't say that!"

"Didn't say..." He Xiaonian was stunned, didn't I say, I seemed... didn't say, no, no, it's not important, "Did you just climb up without saying, how dangerous just now! Fall harder I crippled you directly!!"

He walked towards He Xiaobao who was lying between the sofa and coffee table, trying to pull the brat up.

As a result, He Xiaobao suddenly regained his energy, and jumped up from the ground, "Come on, come and catch me, come and catch me, giggling!" While laughing strangely, he walked around the coffee table with his second uncle. circle.

He Xiaonian irritatedly wanted to lift the coffee table, "Don't run away, I don't have time to play with you, be careful not to fall!"

He Xiaobao didn't care about his tricks at all. When he got excited, he pretended that he was deaf and couldn't hear anyone.

He ran whizzingly, his second uncle chased after him, and was about to be caught by He Xiaonian. He rushed to the door and knocked down the dustpan that was on the side. He followed him and dragged two steps forward.

All the dirt in the dustpan was spilled out, followed by He Xiaobao all the way.

"He Xiaobao!!!" He Xiaonian shouted loudly!

He felt dizzy for a while looking at the scene in front of him, and felt that he was almost bewildered by He Xiaobao's anger.

Xiao Bao saw that he was in trouble again, so he quickly calmed down, Qi Qi Ai Ai came over and stroked his second uncle's arm, "Second Uncle, Second Uncle, I'm sorry, Bao is not running away, and Bao is not climbing the sofa anymore!"

He Xiaonian sat down on the coffee table, desperately trying to calm down his emotions, he didn't want to beat the child.

Bao saw that his second uncle hadn't moved for a long time, and said, "Second uncle, I want to drink water, Bao is thirsty!"

"Huh?" He Xiaonian raised his head, glanced at Xiaobao blankly, then suddenly remembered, pushed Xiaobao away from him, and rushed into the kitchen.

Only then did I realize that I had put the kettle on the stove, but hadn't turned on the gas.

He turned to face the tiled wall of the kitchen, leaned his head and smashed it against the wall, then stopped still, and after a while, he sighed feebly, turned around, turned on the gas switch and turned on the gas. water.

When he came out, he had packed up his furious mood, took Xiao Bao's hand and said, "Bao, the water isn't boiling, I'll go take a bath for you first!"

Xiao Bao had just had some sort of misfortune, so he didn't dare to go back to his old ways to provoke his second uncle, so he followed him to the bathroom honestly, and He Xiaonian took a bath for him fairly smoothly.

After washing, He Xiaonian said to Bao: "Bao, you go to the bedroom first and find some clothes to wear by yourself. Second uncle also needs to take a bath. Don't mess around this time!"

Xiao Bao obediently went to the bedroom.He Xiaonian began to yawn and bathe himself.

In the middle of washing, he suddenly heard the whistle of boiling water coming from the kitchen. The sound echoed sharply and persistently throughout the room, which made He Xiaonian's drowsiness disappear.

He quickly grabbed the towel and wiped himself a couple of times, before he had time to put on his clothes, he rushed out covered in foam.

He Xiaobao also heard the sound of the whistle, he went back to the house for a long time, without dressing himself, rushed into his second uncle's room, wrapped the silk quilt on his second uncle's bed as a water sleeve, and when he heard the sound, he wrapped himself in a towel and was quilt ran out of the house.

As soon as He Xiaonian rushed out of the bathroom, he saw his silk being dragged on the ground in the shape of the tail of Halley's comet, rushing past his eyes!

"!!!" He Xiaonian.

He looked at the moving quilt in shock. The quilt circled around the coffee table, scraped down a plate of melon seeds on the coffee table, and sprinkled it all over the floor. pile of dirt.

Then dragged a pile of dirt on the floor and ran into the kitchen, and the honking in the kitchen... stopped.

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For the first time in He Xiaobao's life, relying on the memory of his brother Haiyang teaching him to turn off the gas, he turned off the kettle independently. He felt very awesome, dragged the towel quilt and a pile of dirt under the towel quilt, and ran to his second uncle, "Two Uncle, I turned off the gas for you, how about it, am I tired of it?"

His second uncle remained silent for a long time, and then little by little, a desolate smile appeared on his face.

With his body covered in foam, He Xiaonian gave He Xiaobao a thumbs up, and said in an empty voice that he had to face his wife and children scattered all over his life after the earthquake, "I'm tired, my second uncle kneels down for you!"

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At night, Bao tossed and turned beside his second uncle, unable to sleep.

He tossed and turned for a while, seeing that his second uncle didn't respond, he came over and hugged his second uncle's arm tightly, and said in a low voice, "Second uncle, I miss Brother Haiyang, do you miss him, can you bring him back?" good?"

He Xiaonian closed his eyes tightly, tilted his head to one side, and ignored He Xiaobao.

It wasn't until Xiaobao finally stopped writhing, and his gradually calm breathing and slight snoring came from beside him, that He Xiaonian relaxed his tense body, and sighed softly in the dark.