undercover dad

The two people and the nurse pushed Xiaobao back to the ward. Xiaobao recovered a little bit of strength, then tried to turn on the chatterbox mode, lying weakly on the hospital bed.

There was an old man sitting cross-legged on the hospital bed next to him, probably already impatient with He Xiaobao's noise, and turned his gloomy face towards Xiaobao's luck.

Sun Haiyang was very upset, although he was often annoyed by Xiaobao, and occasionally he couldn't help but want to sew Xiaobao's mouth shut with a needle and thread, but this is his own child, I can be annoying, but you can't!

Sitting beside Xiaobao's bed, he also stared back at the old man with a gloomy face.

He Xiaonian sighed in his heart, shook his head slightly at Sun Haiyang, turned his head and said softly to Xiaobao: "Bao, don't talk any more, you just finished the operation, you've lost your energy, you know, you have to shut up and rest your mind. No, you won't be able to command the bunch of monsters at home, and you won't be able to beat Li Heran either!"

When Xiaobao heard this, he became nervous immediately, and he grinned and yelled in a crying voice: "Then what should I do, what should I do then?"

"Just don't talk, close your eyes, close your mouth, lie down quietly, and let Brother Haiyang tell you a few stories, just listen to it!" With the back of his hand, he coaxed him.

Behind him, Sun Haiyang stretched out his legs and kicked him.

He Xiaonian turned to look at him, Sun Haiyang tilted his head and asked him, "Why do you ask me to tell a story when you suggest it?"

He Xiaonian immediately smiled at him harmlessly, "You have a nice voice, and he loves to listen to stories!"

Sun Haiyang didn't like this, and retorted: "Nonsense, you have a nice voice, and you speak slowly, how children like it!"

He Xiaonian raised the bar again slowly: "You are also a good person, lively and clever, and you can get along with children the best!"

"You're a nice person too. Didn't I just say that you're a nice person too!"

"Your image is also good, and your expression is vivid. Children are willing to read the emoji pack!"

"Fart, your image is also good, your image is almost beyond the sky!!" Sun Haiyang yelled under his voice.

He Xiaonian touched his face and laughed, "I know that, I am indeed handsome, but you have to tell the story!"

"Damn! Why?!" Seeing He Xiaonian's shameless look, Sun Haiyang couldn't help laughing, and raised his voice slightly.

Xiaobao was in a hurry, and started grinning with his mouth curled up on one side: "Woo~, are you going to talk or not? If you don't, I will continue talking!"

"Speak, talk, let's talk!" Sun Haiyang hurriedly held down the arm that Xiaobao wanted to lift, and glared at He Xiaonian with a smile. Children's Pictorial" comes and begins to tell stories.

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Sun Haiyang's voice is not unpleasant, but he certainly didn't read the text well when he was a child, and his reading level was very low. He stumbled and stumbled when reading a simple short story, and the sentences were broken in a mess, let alone the cadence and emotion.

Xiaobao listened to his brother Haiyang reading a story like he was reciting a scripture, but he was not very fluent. He listened and fell asleep again after a while.

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At three o'clock in the afternoon, Shen Wei brought a few doctors over to check the ward, checked Xiaobao's wound, and said to He Xiaonian with a smile: "Okay, it's fine, I can take him home later, after all There are everyone in the hospital, and there are a lot of bacteria!"

He Xiaonian nodded repeatedly, he really thanked Shen Wei, but he didn't know what else to say except thank you.

Fortunately, Shen Wei was also very busy, and there were many people around, so after saying hello, he went to the next ward.

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It was almost 5 o'clock when He Xiaonian and the others got home, and Xiaobao kept talking in the car, and finally fell asleep again from exhaustion when he was almost home.

He parked the car in the underground garage and came down to help Sun Haiyang get things.

Sun Haiyang pouted out of the car and dragged He Xiaobao.

"Don't push so hard, be careful not to stretch his wound!" He Xiaonian quickly got in from the other side of the car, dragging Xiaobao's head and shoulders to help push him out.

Xiaobao has gained a lot of flesh recently. He doesn't look fat, but he is very solid. He looks like a small meat roller when he stretches out his hand, especially now that he is sleeping in the car in a crooked manner. This posture is really uncomfortable for two people. Good to move out.

When Sun Haiyang hugged Xiaobao horizontally into his arms, Xiaobao's two legs almost fell to the ground.

"Damn it! Is it time for Xiaobao to lose weight?" Sun Haiyang managed to pick up Xiaobao, but the holding position was too uncomfortable, and Xiaobao was also heavy, and he was sweating profusely from the effort.

He lifted Xiaobao upwards, trying to wrap his arms around Xiaobao's ass.He Xiaonian had just locked the car, saw his posture, ran over quickly, put his arms around Xiaobao's waist and legs, "Be gentle, be gentle, and he will open his wounds with this cushion!"

His hand wrapped around Xiaobao's waist all of a sudden, just covering Sun Haiyang's hand. As soon as the warm palms of the two touched, they immediately moved away as if they were each touching a switch. As a result, Xiaobao With no one around his waist, he fell down.

"Damn!" The two screamed again at the same time, and He Xiaonian hurried forward to support Xiaobao with his stomach, and moved his hand back to Xiaobao's waist.

Sun Haiyang also moved forward, raised his leg and pushed Xiaobao's butt up to prevent Xiaobao from sliding down.

"Say, shouldn't your little treasure lose weight?" Sun Haiyang complained with his head down.

He and He Xiaonian supported He Xiaobao in an awkward and close posture, his voice rang right in front of He Xiaonian, shaking He Xiaonian's head until he was dizzy.

"Keep your face away from me, don't spit on my face!" He Xiaonian also complained with a frown.

Sun Haiyang straightened his neck and tried to lean his head back, "No, brother, this posture is too awkward, I can't use my arms, why don't you support it first, let me pull out my hands and hug again!"

He Xiaonian was so annoyed, his arm was stretched so painfully, and there was a big bag hanging on his arm, but Sun Haiyang talked a lot of nonsense, and the breath rushed into his nostrils when he spoke, itching him so much that he wanted to sneeze .

"Stop talking nonsense, hurry up, Xiaobao has just had an operation, so he can't be flirtatious!" He growled.

In this awkward position, the two carried He Xiaobao halfway to the elevator.

There were only the three of them in the elevator, and Sun Haiyang breathed a sigh of relief. He twitched his hands around Xiaobao's buttocks, and Xiaobao's fat buttocks began to fall.

"Hey, what are you doing?" He Xiaonian asked him in amazement, the postures of the two people were not correct, any one of them let go of their hands, it would cause Xiaobao's body to fall down, he didn't know what Sun Haiyang was doing To pull out your hand.

"Ah~, it's so uncomfortable, my nose is itchy, I want to scratch it!" Sun Haiyang said with a painful expression while sucking his nose.

"Damn it, you don't itch sooner or later! Hold on!" He Xiaonian threw him off impatiently.

"No, no, no, it's too itchy, I can't help it!" Sun Haiyang finally couldn't help it, and pulled his hand away.

But before he scratched his nose, Xiao Bao immediately fell in a concave shape.

"I told you to hold on!" He Xiaonian yelled, and hurriedly pushed his stomach forward, hoping to stop Xiaobao from sliding down with his stomach.

Sun Haiyang also quickly stretched his hand back, and then reached under Xiaobao's buttocks again, catching Xiaobao who fell down.

However, his hand stretched too fast, and it stretched a little beyond the bounds. Not only did he catch Xiaobao's butt, but he also pushed it...

He Xiaonian suddenly raised his head and looked straight at him, "You... Take your hands away!"

As if Sun Haiyang hadn't heard of it, he shook his head vigorously, and all his hair fell on He Xiaonian's face, "Damn it, my nose is so itchy, who can scratch it for me!" He yelled.

"Get your hands away first!" He Xiaonian cried out as his scalp started to sweat.

"Damn, I'm really itchy, you scratch me, you scratch me, I'll take it away!"

He Xiaonian swore that if he had a third hand, he would scratch his nose immediately without delay, but the problem is, he doesn't have a third hand! ! !

"How can I scratch it for you? My hand is also occupied! You, take your hand away first, okay?" After speaking, He Xiaonian's voice softened. The sweat had extended to his forehead, and he felt like he was going to make a fool of himself.

It seems that people should not be too cleanliness, and some functions should be used at ordinary times, otherwise, if they are held in for too long, they will either be directly rusted to death, or they will explode like a cannonball.

Sun Haiyang's situation is not much better than his. It's like a squad of ants suddenly got into his nose. The itchy force is digging and digging inside, but he can't sneeze, which is uncomfortable. I feel that if I don't scratch it, I will die in the elevator.

He couldn't bear it any longer, so he simply poked his head forward, buried his face on He Xiaonian's shoulder, and arched his nose hard on it twice.

The strands of his hair swept back and forth along He Xiaonian's neck as he arched his nose, and his hand touched a certain part of He Xiaonian.

He Xiaonian's whole body went limp, his head tilted weakly against the wall of the car, and he bit his trembling lips desperately.

It's so good that I didn't groan/groan out loud!

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The elevator ascended to the sixteenth floor and was stopped by someone.

The elevator door opened slowly, and a mother and child stood outside the door, and the child was singing happily: "...my left hand and right hand are in slow motion..."

Then saw a strange scene in the elevator, and the singing stopped abruptly.

In the elevator, a man was shaking with his head buried in the neck of another man, looking like a hungry wolf eating a dying rabbit.

The other man's head was tilted against the wall of the car, his face was flushed, his expression seemed confused/confused, and his eyes seemed to be loose.

After a moment of daze, the mother screamed first, "Ah!"

She immediately turned around to block her child's sight, with her hands still behind her, desperately pawing at the elevator door, trying in vain to close the elevator door manually, her scream echoed throughout the stairwell:

"What are you doing, what are you doing! This is! It's broad daylight, what are you doing!"

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The elevator door closed slowly again, and Sun Haiyang's nose finally stopped itching. He raised his head from He Xiaonian's shoulder and looked at He Xiaonian's side face with his head on one side in embarrassment, "Brother, you, you seem to..., Did you react?"

After solving the problem of itchy nose, he finally noticed the change in He Xiaonian.

Compared to being funny, he was actually a little surprised. He always felt that He Xiaonian was a bit out of this world. He had a lot of things to do, he didn't have a girlfriend, and he didn't seem to go out to hang out. Unexpectedly, the existence of Desire to Dehumanize would be in his hands,... and it was still very sensual! !

Filled with amazement, he touched it with his hand again, feeling the hardness.

He Xiaonian's blood was about to flow back from being touched by him. He closed his eyes tightly and cursed almost in tears: "I...fuck you, you...what the hell are you trying to do?"

"Ah, no, no, I am, I am not, I..." Sun Haiyang reacted, and quickly withdrew his hand.

He subconsciously looked left and right, and saw his slightly flustered face in the mirror at a glance.After he teased He Xiaonian N times consciously or subconsciously, he finally felt embarrassment for the N+1th time.

"I, I really didn't do it on purpose," he swallowed, and said with difficulty, "How about we... adjust our posture?" He asked cautiously.

He Xiaonian opened his eyes in the midst of all kinds of desires, and looked at the monitor weakly. The number on the monitor happened to be the eighteenth floor, and Guo Degang couldn't reach the key any further, and their house was on the 20th floor...

grass!Seeing that this face is about to throw her home, she even adjusted her posture!

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