undercover dad

"No Self on the Other Side" shakes the mountains after nine o'clock in the evening, and all kinds of mountain spirits and tree monsters appear one after another. The music full of anger can shake the 33rd floor of Lihentian to pieces.

He Xiaonian huddled in the sofa in the corner, looking at the monsters writhing wildly on the dance floor, letting the violent music tightly wrap his frightened little heart.

A goblin was thrown out of the crowd and sat on the ground.

The delicate makeup on his face was almost drenched with sweat, so he simply wiped his lips with his hand, messing up the wine-red lipstick, then propped his hand on the ground, and jumped up, screaming enchantingly, "Aw!" He tore off the T-shirt full of rivets, revealing his white upper body, and twisted his waist vigorously to the music.

The surrounding crowd boiled instantly, and a group of monsters who were so excited that they probably didn't even remember their surnames surrounded them, dancing with the group of demons while taking advantage of it.

He Xiaonian watched this scene speechlessly, turned on the barrage mode in his heart, and the words Adam said in the morning floated back and forth in his mind, "We are Gay", "We are Gay"...

He shook his head in pain: No, no, no!I'm really not gay!I can't fucking stand these monsters...

Mamma Mia, the new world is really scary, send me back to the old world, I want to go back to the old world! ! !

He quickly took a sip of cranberry fruit tea to calm himself down.

Adam also danced for a long time, and fell to his side covered in sweat, stretched out his arms to wrap his arms around him, and yelled in his ear, "How is it? How about it? Why don't you play?"

He pushed Adam aside, frowned, and said loudly, "What's going on today, why are you so noisy, Halloween?"

"Cough! Anniversary, half price for the audience, all the ghosts and little ghosts will show up!" Adam leaned against him, fanning himself desperately with his hands.

He Xiaonian couldn't take it anymore. "No Self on the Other Shore" is a good gay bar, but because of the higher class, there are far less people who come here than today. It's not a quiet place, but it's not so noisy that people's hearts and lungs will explode. , he originally came here to clear his mind, but now...

He got up and walked towards the bathroom. There was a long corridor over there, which seemed to be quieter.

There were quite a few people in the corridor, but they weren't too noisy. Probably, like He Xiaonian, these people also came out to hide, and the surrounding air could still be breathed.

He Xiaonian found a corner, leaned on a high chair by the wall, and started playing with his mobile phone.

"Xiao Nian?" A deep, somewhat familiar voice called him hesitantly.

He looked up and saw Shen Wei standing not far from him, holding a glass of cocktail in his hand and looking at him in surprise.

Seeing He Xiaonian raised his head, Shen Weichao whispered to his partner beside him, and then walked towards He Xiaonian.

"I really... didn't expect to see you here?" Shen Wei's voice was a little surprised, his eyes were shining with probing light under the dim light in the corridor, and he carefully sized He Xiaonian.

"Uh, I came to play with my friends,... I didn't expect it to be so noisy here!" He Xiaonian was a little sweaty from his probing eyes, and he once again felt that it was a huge mistake to choose to come to "The Other Side Without Me" today.

"Oh——!" Shen Weiluan smiled and nodded, "Yeah, today is too noisy, I didn't expect it!"

Shen Wei is really a measured person, he has a measure of advance and retreat, and he speaks every sentence just right, without embarrassing or embarrassing others.

But I don't know why, every time He Xiaonian talks to him, he feels as if he is doing brain CT, as if Shen Wei's eyes with X-rays can see through him, and there is nothing to hide, which makes him extremely uncomfortable.

Unlike Sun Haiyang, who is simple, direct, and puts everything on your face, whether it is a quarrel, arguing, whether he has the upper hand or the lower hand, anyway, he is relaxed in his heart, and he can be direct with anything. Said, no burden.

Sun... Fuck!

He Xiaonian turned his head and scolded himself angrily in his heart, just said these two words to Shen Wei, how could he have something to do with Sun Haiyang!Why miss him!really free...

"Where are you guys, let me go over and sit down?" Before He Xiaonian finished his annoyance, Shen Wei said again.

Shen Wei's words are clever, if he directly invites He Xiaonian to sit at his table, He Xiaonian will definitely find an excuse to shirk it, but now what people say is, go to your table to sit, it's hard for you to say, no, no, Don't come, I don't welcome you... Especially Shen Weihuan just had an operation on Xiaobao!

"Okay, let's go, let's go, I'll take this order tonight, I wanted to find a chance to thank you for Xiaobao's business!" He Xiaonian hurriedly helped Shen Wei, and led him to Adam and the others.

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Their table was screaming loudly at the moment, like a small battlefield!

Adam has not dared to drink since he was seriously ill. Holding a glass of juice in his hand, he was having fun playing dice with Xiao Ding and the others. When he looked up, he saw He Xiaonian went out and brought Shen Wei back. His jaw dropped in surprise. up.

Shen Wei was also shocked when he saw Adam. He often comes to this bar. He is familiar with Adam's face. He had seen this face two months ago, but he didn't dare to confirm it now. He has only seen cancer patients lose weight so quickly in the oncology department of their hospital...

After He Xiaonian introduced the two of them to each other, Shen Wei stretched out his hand in a daze before he recovered his strength: "Hello, you, look...you are much thinner!"

After all, Adam came from a business background, and his old face is used to seeing the world, so he quickly suppressed his beating heart and smiled dignifiedly, "Hey, it's not that I was too fat before, and others didn't look at me seriously, and I lost weight for a while chant!"

Shen Wei's usually calm expression began to feel a little uncomfortable, he couldn't decide whether Adam meant something, so he smiled awkwardly.

Several people sat down again, and Shen Wei sat between He Xiaonian and Adam. He turned slightly sideways, with his head tilted to He Xiaonian's side, chatting with He Xiaonian.

Adam interjected several times, but failed to attract Shen Wei's attention, and his excited mood all night gradually cooled down.

Xiao Ding and the others next to him were still yelling, "Hey, Adam, come on, come on, 9 to 5, believe it or not?"

Xiao Ding and the others all drank cocktails made with Irish whiskey. Up to now, all of them are a little confused, hooking their shoulders and yelling, and they look no less quiet than those monsters on the dance floor. It is obviously inconsistent with He Xiaonian's painting style.

Adam looked at his group of unsatisfactory friends, twitched the corners of his mouth slightly, and pushed the dice clock in front of him out for a while, "Oh, this game is too simple and rough, it's not suitable for civilized people like me Play, you play, I won't play anymore!"

Xiao Ding was not happy, "Don't play tricks, don't play tricks, it's all over now, no one should even think about peeing!"

Adam thought for a while, then suddenly touched Shen Wei with his elbow, and Shen Wei turned to look at him.

Adam pushed the dice clock in his hand towards him, and said with a smile: "I don't want to play this anymore, why don't you take over for me, Scofield is stupid, he doesn't know how to play this."

Shen Wei was not very good at rejecting people, so he got up and changed seats with Adam, joining the battle.

Adam and He Xiaonian drank fruit juice and fruit tea in silence, thinking about their own thoughts, neither of them spoke.

On the way, Shen Wei's companion came to Shen Wei to say goodbye, and Shen Wei followed him out. After he walked away, Adam leaned into He Xiaonian's ear and whispered: "Hey, Scofield, he likes you!"

He Xiaonian has been thinking about what he thinks about Sun Haiyang for a long time. When he heard this, he thought Adam was talking about Sun Haiyang, and he was startled, "Huh? Who? Who likes me?"

He looked warily at Adam.

"Tsk tsk," Adam glanced at him, "Fake it, just pretend it! Who else is it, Shen Wei!"

He was quite upset and spoke very loudly. He Xiaonian was afraid of being heard by others, even more afraid of being heard by Shen Wei, so he quickly slapped him in the face and warned him severely, "Don't talk nonsense, things can be eaten indiscriminately. Don't talk nonsense!"

Adam snorted sourly, "What nonsense?! Look at his eyeballs, they are growing on your face so fast! If you want me to say, don't think about your ocean, just After following Shen Weide, he is now the deputy chief physician, no better than a male nanny!"

When He Xiaonian heard Sun Haiyang mentioned in the first half of his sentence, he was flustered for a while, and just wanted to interrupt, but when he heard the second half of his sentence, he began to belittle Sun Haiyang again, and his heart felt like it was stuffed with two catties of cotton.

"Nonsense, why is he better than Hai Yang?" He retorted with a long face.

Seeing that he was defending Sun Haiyang, Adam was secretly happy, and then provoked him, "Oh, how can a nanny compare to a doctor? How much ink does a doctor have in his belly? A little nanny can read for a few years!"

"Nonsense! That's not the case at all. What does it matter to me how many books I read? Can I eat it? Can I take care of my children?" He Xiaonian became anxious, straightened up and yelled at Adam with his eyes wide open.

A garden was filled with joy in Adam's heart. Out of the corner of his eyes, he saw that Shen Wei had already walked back from the outside and was about to reach his own table, so he pursed his lips on purpose and continued to provoke He Xiaonian, "Oh, Shen Wei not only knows how to read, but He is also good-looking, here, look," he pointed at Shen Wei's face who was walking slowly, "Yo, I don't wear glasses today, I look more masculine!"

Shen Wei saw Adam gesturing towards his face, and vaguely heard him say "I don't wear glasses...it looks manly..." or something, although I don't know what they are talking about, but I still smile modestly out of habit , "Hey, I usually have to wear it to work whether it looks good or not. Today I went out to play and changed to an invisible one. No way, my eyes are deformed. Leng Ding took off his glasses and his eyes looked dazed. It's better to wear glasses to look better!"

He Xiaonian was full of rage and wanted to argue for an explanation for Sun Haiyang. When he heard this, he didn't think about it, and immediately said: "That's right, it's not good looking at all!"

"Ah?!..." Shen Wei was dumbfounded and completely stunned.

"Pfft!" Adam squirted out a mouthful of juice, he quickly grabbed a piece of tissue paper and wiped his mouth, another enchanting flying eye flitted across Shen Wei's face triumphantly, and he felt extremely happy: Yes, call you again There is only one He Xiaonian in his eyes!

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Several people had their own concerns, and they were not very interested in playing, and they didn't make it to the end. They left "No Self on the Other Side" around 10:30.

Shen Wei followed He Xiaonian and Adam to the parking lot to pick up the car. Along the way, he wondered what He Xiaonian meant by saying that he was dumb-headed and ugly, and he was very unwilling. When they broke up, he said to He Xiaonian and Adam: "I have A few hot spring package tickets for Punk Manor, if you have time someday, let’s go to the hot springs together!"

He Xiaonian was regretting his slip of the tongue just now. Hearing Shen Wei's invitation, he no longer dared to refute his face, and nodded quickly: "Okay, yes, definitely, as long as you have time, Adam and I will definitely go!"

"..." Adam.