undercover dad

No matter what the nature of the anticipation and excitement is, the position is about to be replaced, no matter how calm you are in your heart, it is still difficult to calm down.

When He Xiaonian was about to get off work, the excitement that he heard just now that the Italians were coming passed away, and gradually he felt an inexplicable sense of loneliness and a little restlessness. Packed up and went home.

When he got home, Sun Haiyang was cooking in the kitchen, and Xiaobao was circling around him in the kitchen, humming a song from an unknown planet.

From the kitchen, there was a fresh smell of stewed prawns in oil, as well as the pungent smell of oily smoke, and the sound of "crack-crack-crack" frying spoons mixed in He Xiaobao's weird singing.

Sun Haiyang also applauded He Xiaobao from time to time, "Okay! This place just sings like this, and it's quite emotional to handle it like this..., yes, this passage is to make people unable to understand the lyrics..., there is hazy beauty!"

He Xiaonian walked to the door of the kitchen without a sound, leaned against the wall and listened carefully for a while, then shook his head.

Depend on!Which part of He Xiaobao's singing can make people understand the lyrics again?Which part is not hazy?Which one is more beautiful? ! ! !

It's amazing!

He returned to the living room, fell headlong on the sofa, closed his eyes in the smoke and fire that filled the room, and smiled.

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After Sun Haiyang fried the dishes, he directly took out a prawn from the pot, put it in the frying spoon and blew it again and again, and peeled it for He Xiaobao to eat.

Then he brought the food into the dining room.

Xiaobao followed behind his buttocks, smashing the shrimp heads, smashing the shrimp meat, his mouth was full of oil, he caught a glimpse of He Xiaonian lying on the sofa, and immediately became more excited.

"Second Uncle!" He ran over, grabbed He Xiaonian's collar with his oily little hands, trying to grab his second uncle from the sofa.

His second uncle was rubbed with his little oily hands, his neck was covered with oil, and it was sticky, so he kicked him aside, "He Xiaobao, don't you wash your hands after eating? Besides, you have eaten in kindergarten, why?" Go home and eat!!"

He Xiaobao didn't care about his tricks at all, he clucked up again, and continued to wipe his hands on He Xiaonian's clothes.

Sun Haiyang also came over and looked down at He Xiaonian with a bit of surprise on his face: "Damn, who is this? This is, the sun is rising from the south today, why don't you go out to fool around today???"

He Xiaonian felt a little tired, so tired that He Xiaobao rubbed his face with oil all over his body, so tired that he didn't bother to respond to Sun Haiyang's sarcasm, and felt quite happy for no reason.

He raised his hand to block the glaring light on the ceiling, half-closed his eyes, and muttered lazily: "Stop talking so much nonsense, Cuihua! Hurry up and serve the food!"

"Damn!" Sun Haiyang was stunned, kicked off the slippers, raised his leg and kicked He Xiaonian's waist, turned around and went to serve the food.

……

After dinner, Sun Haiyang went to the kitchen to wash the dishes, and Xiao Bao followed He Xiaonian to his room.

He sat on He Xiaonian's lap, looked at the 27-inch large screen on his second uncle's desktop, tapped the keyboard with one finger, and the blue light on his little face shone with excitement.

He Xiaonian didn't bother him, put his hands on the armrests of the chair, and turned his legs lazily, "Xiaobao, let me tell you, if you break Second Uncle's computer, Second Uncle will have to break your computer." Sell ​​it and buy a new one!"

"No, Second Uncle, you can make money. If you make more money, you can buy a new computer!" Xiao Bao didn't turn his head, and seized the time to jingle.

When he usually moved the mouse, it would make his second uncle scream like he stepped on his tail, but today his second uncle was in such a good mood, and he was not reprimanded for typing on the keyboard like this.

He Xiaonian stroked the soft hair on Xiaobao's head, staring blankly at the messy characters on the screen.

"Xiaobao!" Sun Haiyang shouted at the door of the station.

Xiaobao was typing hard on the keyboard, and he didn't turn his head to pay attention to him, but He Xiaonian looked back at him, but didn't speak, turned his head and continued to stare at the screen in a daze.

Sun Haiyang came over, held Xiaobao's hand, and hugged him off He Xiaonian's lap, "Let's go, don't mess with your second uncle here, he's annoying, he's in a bad mood today, you Watch out for him throwing you out from the 20th floor!"

Little Treasure was held up in the air by Sun Haiyang's armpit, and he was still shaking his short legs unhappily. Hearing this, he immediately laid down on Sun Haiyang's shoulder obediently, and let him carry him back into the house went.

Sun Haiyang went back to the house to settle down with He Xiaobao, found him a pair of small Lego, and asked him to build the villain himself.

Then he went to the kitchen and cut two plates of fruit, put one plate in Xiaobao's room, and took the other plate to He Xiaonian's room.

He Xiaonian was no longer sitting in the chair. He leaned against the head of the bed, with his arms behind his head, his legs bent, staring at the opposite wall, wondering what he was thinking.

The computer screen was still full of garbled codes, which made Sun Haiyang feel goosebumps.

"Fruit, do you want to eat?" He took two steps forward with the plate in his hand, found an angle where he couldn't see the computer screen, and asked He Xiaonian.

"Huh?" He Xiaonian regained his composure, glanced at the plate in Sun Haiyang's hand, and said slowly, "Eat!"

He moved from the head of the bed to the end of the bed, took a piece of peeled apple from the plate, and gnawed on it.

Sun Haiyang curled his lips, this He Xiaonian is getting more and more impolite now, he just eats it without saying thank you, he wants to put this plate of fruit on his head.

He threw the fruit plate on the table and turned to go out.

He Xiaonian suddenly raised his head and called him, "Ocean!"

"Huh?" Sun Haiyang stopped and looked back at He Xiaonian.

He Xiaonian also looked up at him and didn't speak for a long time.

The computer screen has been turned into a screensaver, circling and flashing colorful light spots on his face, his hazel eyes are like diamonds in the sun, transparent and dazzling.

Sun Haiyang was a little baffled by him, and raised his hand to touch his face, "What's wrong, there are words on my face?"

He Xiaonian stared at him and remained silent for a while, lowered his eyelids, then took a bite of the apple, and said, "How do you know I'm in a bad mood?"

"Cough, this," Sun Haiyang quickly breathed a sigh of relief. He Xiaonian just stared at him with such concentration as if he was studying a piece of three-dimensional fabric. He wanted to turn around and run away. He raised the corners of his mouth at He Xiaonian , smiled triumphantly: "Not really, I just know!"

After finishing speaking, he raised his chin at He Xiaonian provocatively, smacked "唞" with his tongue, and turned to leave.

Just two steps away, he turned around again, looked at He Xiaonian, and shook his head vigilantly, "No, to be exact, you don't seem to be in a bad mood, it seems to be..."

"Oh?" He Xiaolai became interested, sat up straight, and stared at Sun Haiyang even more, "What is it? Tell me!"

Sun Haiyang tilted his head, looked at He Xiaonian from top to bottom, frowned, and carefully said: "It's the kind, how should I put it, it's the kind, who took other people's money and was going to rape, and immediately going to kill That kind of..., nervous, and a little bit excited," he finally found a word that could accurately describe it, his eyes lit up, and he snapped his fingers, "Yes, it's excitement! You just look a little bit excited." excited!"

He lowered his head and looked at He Xiaonian as if asking for proof, but He Xiaonian had already turned his head to look at the gaudy computer screen.

"How is it? Am I right?" Sun Haiyang asked.

"Oh, nonsense!" He Xiaonian stared at the screen and whispered with a smile on his lips.

......

When Sun Haiyang was about to leave the room, He Xiaonian stopped him again and said to him, "Come with me to the hot springs in Punk Manor this weekend! Do you have...swimming trunks?"

Sun Haiyang froze for a moment, He Xiaonian's tone seemed to be begging rather than giving orders, and he was still a little uncomfortable, "Ah, yes, I have swimming trunks! Is Xiaobao going?"

"Go, let's go together!"

......

On Saturday morning, He Xiaonian was still huddled in bed and continued to lie in bed, while Sun Haiyang and Xiaobao were already having fun next door.

"I'll wear this red one, I look best in red!" He Xiaobao's sonorous voice came from the next door.

"The blue one, I think this blue one looks good too! What do you think?" Sun Haiyang seemed to be trying to persuade him to change into a blue dress.

"No!" Xiaobao vetoed loudly, "I want to wear that blue hat, wouldn't wearing a blue dress be a heavy color?" He questioned Sun Haiyang.

He Xiaonian sat up with his pillow in his arms, stared in a daze for a while, then pulled on his slippers and went to the next door.

He Xiaobao was standing on the bed and jumping around. He was wearing a red long-sleeved T-shirt with Mickey Mouse pattern on it, and there was a line of words on the chest, "Nofood here!", and a blue hat was tilted on his head.

very good!Very bright red and blue match, I formed a pair of CP with myself!

In this way, he was still not satisfied, and he also disliked the ugly white POLO shirt on Sun Haiyang, "Brother Haiyang, your clothes are not good, the color is too ugly, you have to change into clothes with brighter colors, such as Red ones, blue ones, whatever!"

Sun Haiyang became embarrassed, "My clothes are all black, white and gray, there are no bright colors!"

"No, the clothes you wore when you went to pick me up from the kindergarten with your second uncle were very pretty!"

"Oh—!" Sun Haiyang also remembered that he was wearing a duck-yellow T-shirt that matched his happy face that day.

He grinned and patted Xiaobao's butt, "Hey, it's done, you boy, this memory!" Then he turned and went into the closet to find that dress.

He Xiaonian's mouth is almost crooked into a stroke shape on one side, and He Xiaobao's outfits have already damaged his name as He Xiaonian's designer. Next to him is Sun Haiyang in a duck-yellow T-shirt carrying a row of magenta "Whatafuck" …

He stretched out a hand to stop him, but then remembered that Adam had comforted him when he had lunch two days ago, "We are gay, sometimes it's just a thing, and in the eyes of outsiders, there are many problems, actually. , that is, we gays have high standards and strict requirements on everyone and everything, this is a good thing, it’s not a big deal..."

The corner of He Xiaonian's mouth twitched. He suppressed the thought of stopping Sun Haiyang from looking for clothes, and kept reminding himself: I'm not forced, I'm not forced, I'm not forced..., and then watched with a loving mother all the time Sun Haiyang looks for clothes.

Sun Haiyang rummaged through the box, and finally found the crumpled dress at the bottom of the box, put it on his head, then put his arms around He Xiaobao, and the two of them stood together like a pile of colorful building blocks.

"How is it? Is there a 100% rate of turning heads when we walk on the street like this!" Sun Haiyang asked He Xiaonian happily.

He Xiaonian thought, not only 100%, absolutely [-]%!

But he refused to admit the fact that he might be gay, and tried his best to hold back the trembling nerves, and said with a smile: "Okay, you two are dressed like this, it's pretty..."

He stared at the building blocks in front of him, his eyelids were trembling, his smile could hardly hold on, and finally he couldn't finish his original sentence, so he turned a corner, "Yang Hai, this... really doesn't work, you really have to change it. Clothes, really!"

Sun Haiyang and He Xiaobao yelled in unison, "Oh, why are you so annoying, isn't it good!"

"Second Uncle, you are so annoying, I want to wear it like this, your aesthetics are really bad!"

He Xiaonian withstood the pressure and pushed Sun Haiyang to the closet, "Quick, change this dress, this is really too hot for my eyes, I want to see you two in the rearview mirror, I'm going to be blind, really of!"

"Are you annoying!" Impatiently, Sun Haiyang changed back to the C brand POLO shirt.

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