undercover dad

The worst thing about hanging out with a few doctor friends is that you are likely to be so disgusted by their chat that you will faint in shock; the good thing is that when you faint in shock, they have plenty of ways to wake you up anyway.

When He Xiaonian woke up dizzy, he found that he was already lying on the jade floor heater in the lounge. The warm air under his body baked his skin, making him want to close his eyes and sleep again!

"Drink water? Do you want water?!" He heard Adam's anxious voice from the left, and turned his head to take a look.

Since Adam lost weight, that face has not taken up as much space as before, but he couldn't stand too close, and He Xiaonian almost bumped into his big nose when he turned his head.

He had to lean his head back, sighed and said weakly: "Why do you act like you're going to bite me every time! You can't talk far away from me, and I'm not deaf!"

Adam froze for a moment, then grinned. He raised his head and winked at the people around him: "Okay, he didn't lose his memory! He didn't get pierced by a soul, he didn't get lost, it was that bitch He Xiaonian!"

The surrounding people all laughed.

"Brother, get up and drink some water! Your lips are peeling!" Sun Haiyang didn't smile, he took the paper cup from Adam and handed it to He Xiaonian.

He Xiaonian looked up at him, probably because of the backlight, he felt that Sun Haiyang's face was gloomy, his eyebrows were furrowed, and he looked very unhappy.

He propped his elbows on the ground, sat up slowly, felt dizzy again, and tilted his body to the side, pushing against Adam.

"Scofield, I'm not talking about you. Shouldn't it be time for you to have a physical examination? Why do you feel that your body is not as good as mine? You said you don't smoke, don't drink, and don't go out to mess around. What a sick little sister Lin! How wronged!" Adam whined and complained, while pushing He Xiaonian's shoulder to straighten him.

Sun Haiyang also squatted down on the right side of He Xiaonian, silently pushed He Xiaonian against the wall behind him to make him sit more securely, and quietly pulled off Adam's hand on his left shoulder.

Adam was stunned for a moment, a faint smile slowly emerged from the corner of his mouth, he turned his head and stopped talking.

……

The water was specially ordered by Doctor Xiao Zhou when he came to the restaurant. Brown sugar was added, and he even grabbed a handful of sugar from the plate at the front desk and brought it back.

In the outdoor medicated bath before, he accidentally offended Sun Haiyang by speaking carelessly. Sun Haiyang had always been indifferent to him and ignored him. Tang put it on the ground, greeted everyone, and pulled Dr. Wang out of the lounge.

He Xiaonian was really thirsty, probably because he fainted just now because of the severe water shortage, he grabbed the water glass and drank most of it in one gulp.

After drinking half a glass of water, the blood in his brain began to flow faster, and his ability to think was restored. He glanced around, and couldn't help shouting: "Damn it, where is He Xiaobao!"

Adam pushed him back against the wall again, and gave him a sideways glance, "It's not lost, there are so many of us! Xiaobao is playing with little girls in the salt bath outside with salt grains!"

He Xiaonian's heart sank into his stomach, he let out an "oh", and looked up at Adam, "Go with him, don't be taken away by others later!"

"Me?!" Adam stared at He Xiaonian and opened his mouth in surprise.

"You!" He Xiaonian nodded with certainty, and looked back at him sincerely.

He grabbed Sun Haiyang's arm who was about to get up from the ground with one hand, and pulled him down. Sun Haiyang sat down beside him with his strength.

Adam looked at He Xiaonian, then at Sun Haiyang, who had a somewhat uncomfortable expression, and remembered Shen Wei who was standing behind him silently for a long time, and he had accidentally leaked Sun Haiyang's identity...

He felt that it was not suitable to stay here for a long time, and it would be safer to accompany Xiaobao, so he immediately got up and left the lounge, and went to find He Xiaobao.

……

When Adam left, it seemed as if he took away all the relaxed air in the lounge, and the whole room suddenly fell into an awkward atmosphere that was almost flowing.

Sun Haiyang was sitting beside He Xiaonian. He was almost dragged to the ground just now. Now he was half tilted, his left arm was tightly attached to He Xiaonian's right arm, feeling the heat between the two of them on the skin. The touched parts are exchanged back and forth, and I feel a little uneasy for no reason.

He put his hands on the ground, moved his butt to the side, and opened a distance as wide as a finger gap between He Xiaonian and He Xiaonian.

He Xiaonian's right arm suddenly felt a chill, felt a sense of loss, followed by a little embarrassment, quickly grabbed a pile of candy that Xiao Zhou threw on the ground, peeled one and put it in his mouth.

"Is it sweet?" Shen Wei stood at the window and asked in a low voice.

"Ah?!" He Xiaonian was so frightened that he almost swallowed the candy. Shen Wei stood by the window without saying a word for a long time. He forgot that there was such a person in the lounge. He put the candy in his mouth Sliding twice in a daze, he said in a daze, "Sweet... let's go!"

"Heh!" Shen Wei looked at his overly frightened stupid look, smiled softly, walked over, sat at his feet, and fiddled with the candy on the ground.

He found a plum candy in a black package, slowly peeled off the candy wrapper, and said, "Oh, I never expected to see this kind of candy now, it's really a childhood memory!"

He Xiaonian also ate this kind of plum candy when he was a child, and he would smile heartily when he saw this candy, "Yes, this candy is better than these fancy candies now, see if there are any more, give me one too! "

Shen Wei smiled, lowered his head to find candy for him, and said, "Xiao Nian, your health is very serious, do you usually eat irregularly, or often stay up late or something?"

He Xiaonian was stunned for a moment, and before he could speak, Sun Haiyang next to him nodded desperately: "Yes, yes, he always stays up late, and he doesn't go to bed until one or two in the middle of the night every day!"

"How do you know?" He Xiaonian turned to look at him in surprise.Sun Haiyang wants to accompany Xiaobao, and goes to bed with him before ten o'clock every day. How does he know what time he goes to bed?

"I get up in the middle of the night to cover Xiaobao with a quilt, and I can hear music playing in your room!"

"Oh," He Xiaonian came to a sudden, feeling a little sorry, "Then next time I'll turn off the music as soon as you fall asleep, didn't I disturb you before?"

"That's not true, the sound is not loud, and you can't hear it unless you listen carefully!" Sun Haiyang frowned, "But you always go to bed so late, you will definitely not be able to keep an eye on it for a long time!"

"That can't be helped. My mind is particularly active in the dead of night, and I have more ideas. We designers are used to living as night owls!"

"If you go to bed late, your body's immunity will decrease, and many diseases originate from this!" Shen Wei persuaded earnestly in the aside.

"That's right, what Dr. Shen said is right, you see you are like a hypochondriac all day long, you can trip yourself up when you stand up, you can turn your arms purple when you change clothes, and you can steam yourself in a sauna." fainted……"

"Nonsense, tripping and bumping your arm are accidents, okay?!" He Xiaonian retorted with a raised voice.

"The root cause is that you don't have enough sleep, so you are in a trance and can't concentrate!" Sun Haiyang said slowly.

"It's not because I don't have enough sleep, my body coordination is not good, and I just think about things sometimes, and I'm a little absent-minded..."

"It boils down to absent-mindedness caused by lack of sleep!"

"..."

Shen Wei was watching these two people coming and going. He wanted to tell He Xiaonian the disadvantages of going to bed late, but suddenly he felt that he was a bit redundant here, and no one here seemed to want to listen to him. say.

He was silent for a while, then threw the plum candy that He Xiaonian had peeled into his mouth, chewed it, and got up and left the lounge.

He Xiaonian and Sun Haiyang had been arguing for a long time, and the quarrel was dry. When he looked up again, he found that even Shen Wei had left.

Sun Haiyang rubbed his head, a little annoyed: "Did we both get so mad at Dr. Shen that we didn't listen carefully to what he said!"

He Xiaonian was also a little embarrassed, but remembering the grievance Sun Haiyang suffered just now, Shen Wei was also responsible for the incompleteness, so he curled his lips and snorted: "Leave him alone, you can just rest!"

He grabbed the pile of candies that were left on the ground in his hand, and pulled it through his hands until he found the last plum candy, and began to peel off the candy wrapper.

"Hey, is this candy really as delicious as you say?" Sun Haiyang asked.

"Huh? It's delicious, do you want to eat it?" He Xiaonian said.He peeled off the candy, held the candy between the index finger and middle finger of his right hand, and stretched it out to Sun Haiyang's mouth.

Sun Haiyang looked at the two slender fingers stretched out in front of him, and the brown plum sugar between the fingers, subconsciously retracted his chin.

But at the moment when He Xiaonian hesitantly moved his fingers back, he still opened his mouth, stuck out his tongue, and quickly swept away the candy.

……

The room became quiet again, and the air could only hear the soft music played from a speaker hidden somewhere, and the sound of the candy in Sun Haiyang's mouth, "Galeng Leng, bang bang bang".

He Xiaonian leaned his back against the wall, looked down at the bruise on his arm.

The index finger and middle finger of his right hand still had the soft touch on Sun Haiyang's lips that made him numb all over, and the moist feeling that the tip of his tongue slipped across. He dared not speak, his heart beat out of rhythm, he was afraid As soon as he opened his mouth, he had to stutter.

Sun Haiyang chewed the candy desperately, and didn't speak for a long time.

After a long time, he finally swallowed the candy, and after being silent for a while, he asked He Xiaonian softly: "Brother, those people, just Adam and Dr. Shen, are all... gay, right?"

"Ah!" He Xiaonian raised his head and gave him a surprised look, "How...how did you know?"

"Really? Really?!" Sun Haiyang also became surprised.

He Xiaonian opened his mouth, a little embarrassed: "Uh, Adam, he is indeed!"

"I know this, I can see it! But you said Dr. Shen...does he also like men?" Sun Haiyang really felt incredible. Although Shen Wei was not enthusiastic about him, he was very manly and normal. , How could he be gay too!

"Well, Dr. Shen...it should be!" He Xiaonian said in a low voice, and added in his heart: Dr. Shen not only likes men, but he is also very likely to like me as a man!

Sun Haiyang fell silent, and leaned against the back wall with a dazed face. It took him a long time to let out a breath, "Fuck, why is this, a good man, he doesn't like girls, he likes men, why is this so??"

He Xiaonian tilted his head slightly, stared at Sun Haiyang who was still in shock from the corner of his eyes, and said tentatively: "This, it seems... quite normal! Now this matter is not so shocking!"

Sun Haiyang remained silent, frowning and meditating with his brows furrowed, he didn't know what he was thinking about in a mess.

Just as He Xiaonian was about to say something more, Sun Haiyang raised his hand and touched the corner of his mouth in a daze, then shook his head desperately.

"No! This is too..." Sun Haiyang turned his head suddenly, frowned and looked at He Xiaonian, "This is too disgusting, you have to stay away from these people in the future! Don't let them break you up too bent!"

After finishing speaking, he stood up on his feet again, shook his arms, legs, and hair, "Damn, this floor heating burns your butt after sitting for a long time, take a rest, I'll go and see Xiaobao !"

After speaking, he rushed out of the lounge door in a hurry.

He Xiaonian stared blankly at his back disappearing from the door, and his heart cooled down little by little. After a long time, he said "oh" to the air.

……

In the evening, He Xiaonian insisted on giving up his own bed on the grounds that Sun Haiyang and Xiaobao would both fall to the ground if they squeezed into the same bed.

"Then who are you going to sleep with?!" Sun Haiyang sat on the edge of another bed and asked irritably.

"I'll just go to Adam's room and huddle together. Besides, I sleep late, and tossing and turning will easily affect you!"

"You!" Sun Haiyang stood up suddenly from the bed, walked in front of He Xiaonian and stared into his eyes: "Brother, you and Adam..."

He Xiaonian immediately understood that he had misunderstood, and quickly waved his hands, "Don't think about it, it's okay, Adam and I are pure..." He thought for a while, it seems that brotherhood is not suitable, and sisterhood is also very far-fetched, He frowned, "Colleagues, comrades in arms! Don't think too much!"

"Oh!" Sun Haiyang still had a gloomy face, which was not so bright today.He sat back on the bed again, put his hand in his coat pocket, and silently watched He Xiaonian pack his bag.

When He Xiaonian was about to leave the house with his bag, he asked slowly behind him: "Brother, aren't you gay?"

He Xiaonian stopped in his tracks without turning his head, and hurriedly said: "Of course not, what are you thinking about!" and hurried out of the room.

……

At night, Adam wrapped himself in his big quilt and rolled around on the bed.

He Xiaonian was annoyed, so he slapped him hard on the back, "If you don't want to sleep, then don't sleep, you think you are a panda!"

Adam poked his head out of the quilt very reluctantly, "Hey, you don't turn off the light, how can I sleep, turn off the light quickly!"

He Xiaonian had no choice but to turn off the bedside lamp on his side, and also turned off the floor lamp.The room was plunged into darkness, leaving only a faint blue light on He Xiaonian's face reflected by the phone.

"I said, what are you looking at? It's just that broken phone. If you don't look at it for a while, you will die?!" Adam cried again. He used to turn off the lights and draw the curtains to sleep, and he couldn't fall asleep even with a little light.

"Don't worry about it, I'll check something!"

Adam rolled around depressedly for a long time, and finally fell asleep under the blue light on He Xiaonian's face.

In the middle of the night, he didn't know what time it was, he suddenly woke up from his dream, feeling thirsty, and wanted to go down to the ground to pour some water to drink, but when he got up together, he saw He Xiaonian beside him was still staring at the phone screen !

"Damn it! He Xiaonian, you're trying to kill me, you're trying to scare me to death!" He yelled, and slapped the bedside lamp on his side.

A small circle of halo hit He Xiaonian's cheek under the light, Adam saw He Xiaonian's tired face in this dim yellow halo, his eyes were red and bloodshot, his eyelids were blue, and his greasy face reflected The scary blue light on the phone.

He Xiaonian turned his head and glanced at Adam, his dry and red eyes that could hardly be opened tried to emit the last beam of excitement, he pushed the phone forward and said hoarsely: "Adam, look, look This article, here says, 'Occasionally having sex/fantasies about the same sex does not mean that you are gay, many people will have this occasional phenomenon', you see, this article says so..."

Adam stared blankly at the terrifying He Xiaonian in front of him, as if he was watching an epileptic patient, and was about to collapse in horror. He pushed He Xiaonian's cell phone away, lay on the bedside and patted the pillow and shouted in a muffled voice: " Change room! I want to change room!"

……

After He Xiaonian made such a fuss, it was difficult for Adam to fall asleep again. He closed his eyes and counted the handsome guys for a long time, but finally gave up in depression.

In the darkness, he reached out to touch He Xiaonian beside him, and just touched He Xiaonian's face.

"What are you doing? Take your little fat paw away!" He Xiaonian scolded him hoarsely in the dark.

"Damn! You haven't slept yet?!" Adam turned over, facing He Xiaonian, "Then don't go to sleep, come, come and chat with brother for ten dollars!"

"What are you talking about?" He Xiaonian asked slowly after a long time.

"Let's talk about you...and Sun Haiyang!" Adam said, he thought for a while, and then patted He Xiaonian's face tentatively, "I think, you might be tempted by him this time, you... ...what do you think?"

He Xiaonian didn't say anything.

There was no light in the room at all, the curtains were drawn, the lights were turned off, and now He Xiaonian's cell phone was also turned off, the air was dark except for darkness.

Adam didn't wait for He Xiaonian's reply for a long time, he yawned, and slowly fell asleep again.

When he was about to fall asleep, he heard He Xiaonian's soft voice: "Yes, I know."