undercover dad

A new tenant came to He Xiaonian's house, a black-shelled water turtle the size of a palm.

At first Xiaobao wanted a hamster, but later he fell in love with a snow-white little white rabbit next to the hamster. He Xiaonian thought the little white rabbit was too smelly, so he suggested buying a small parrot. Sun Haiyang said the parrot was too noisy and insisted that the little white rabbit Hamsters are easy to feed.

After buying a hamster, a few people walked around the flower, bird, fish and insect market with a cage, and Xiaobao fell in love with the beautiful fish tank with various tropical fish and corals, so he insisted on buying a fish tank to raise hamsters.

He Xiaonian told him seriously that the fish tank can only be used to raise fish, not hamsters, so Xiao Bao made a difficult decision after howling for a few minutes, returned the little hamsters, and replaced them with goldfish and fish During the process, he also whimpered and asked the fish seller if the fish tank could only raise fish.

The fish seller is stupid, he laughed and said, the fish tank can not only raise fish, but also raise snakes, lizards and spiders □□…

So Xiaobao clamored to raise a snake.

He Xiaonian and Sun Haiyang had two black lines, so they coaxed Xiaobao to buy a snake in a vest, and brought it home with a tank and a turtle.

When he got home, Sun Haiyang washed the fish tank for the tortoise non-stop, and spread some fine sand from the flower, bird, fish and insect market into the fish tank, as well as the sand that He Xiaobao picked up in the small garden downstairs, which is said to be effective against monsters. All kinds of small stones for the sealing effect were also thrown in.

In the end, the tortoise was carefully put into the tank by He Xiaonian, and the three members of the family lined up from tall to short in front of the fish tank to communicate with the tortoise.

After watching for a while, Xiaobao became bored: "Brother Haiyang, why does the little turtle hide so far away, doesn't it like us?"

Sun Haiyang stared intently at the tortoise in the tank and was puzzled. He chose such an ugly thing with such an introverted personality. It looks like a tortoise, but a gecko.

He said suspiciously: "I don't know, maybe there's nothing to eat, feed it a few grains of turtle food and see!"

He Xiaonian picked out the turtle food that was placed on the shelf of the fish tank next to him, and handed it to He Xiaobao.

The turtle food was thrown into the fish tank by Xiao Bao, the turtle probably smelled the turtle food, and poked its head forward.

The three people in front of the tank were very excited and hurriedly squeezed their heads to the top of the fish tank to look at the little turtle. The little turtle felt the human breath, so scared that it immediately retracted its head and continued to play dead in the turtle shell.

The three of them waited for the little tortoise to show up again for a long time. Finally, He Xiaonian straightened up, rubbed his waist, and said, "Damn it." can talk!"

Sun Haiyang immediately retorted him: "That's not necessarily the case. If you buy a parrot that can only swear and scold people all the time, then you might as well buy a dumb tortoise!"

He Xiaonian gave him a blank look.

Sun Haiyang is a boy in his early twenties, full of vigor, once he breaks his fast and tastes the sweetness, he tosses and tosses endlessly on the bed. These days, he really exhausted himself, so last night he very resolutely refused After seeing his all kinds of flirtations, he slept soundly for a whole night.

As a result, Sun Haiyang had a face that was not white in the first place, and kept fighting against him, so he didn't even bother to talk to him.

He bowed his head and said to He Xiaobao: "Bao, I bought the turtle for you. From now on, it will be a member of our family and your friend. You should take good care of it and feed it some turtle food every morning. Remember, don't Too much, don't hold it up, you know?"

Xiao Bao nodded solemnly: "Okay, I know! Second Uncle, can I give it a name?"

He Xiaonian smiled and patted his head, "Of course, you make the decision!"

Xiaobao yelled happily, turned around and ran into the bedroom, "I'm going to read the Three Character Classic. I want to find some words in the Three Character Classic and give it a name!"

He Xiaonian stared at his back, the smile on the corner of his mouth deepened.

"Do you feel very happy, do you have the feeling of giving birth to a second child?" Sun Haiyang slipped a hand under his arm, wrapped it around his waist, wrapped it in his arms, and tilted his head Pecked lightly on his ear.

He Xiaonian turned his head slightly, and glanced at him contemptuously from the corner of his eyes, "Who gave birth? You or me?"

Sun Haiyang raised his head and glanced ahead. Xiaobao had rushed into the bedroom and was out of sight. He boldly buried his head on the side of He Xiaonian's neck, and laughed in a muffled voice: "Whoever is below will give birth!"

"Get out, bastard!" He Xiaonian raised his elbow to push him, but Sun Haiyang clamped him tightly and pinned him in front of him.

He tilted his head and gently arched He Xiaonian's neck, making He Xiaonian's body gradually weaken...

After a long time, Sun Haiyang sighed softly and murmured: "Brother, I feel that my life is complete, I have a family, so happy!"

He Xiaonian's whole body went numb after being rubbed by him, and his consciousness was a little loose. It wasn't until he heard these words that his fascination gradually returned.

With a tight pain in his heart, he grabbed Sun Haiyang's hand and squeezed it hard, and said softly and firmly: "Yes! Me too, so is Xiaobao, and so is the tortoise. Everyone in our family...every member very happy!"

……

At night, Sun Haiyang coaxed He Xiaobao to sleep, and slipped in and out of He Xiaonian's bedroom.He dragged He Xiaonian up from the computer, threw him on the bed, and jumped on him.

He Xiaonian yelled under his voice: "Damn it, just work harder! Just crush me into a two-dimensional one!"

Sun Haiyang hugged his head to play with him, licked He Xiaonian's saliva, and he couldn't help laughing: "Damn, now I finally know what it means to not see each other every day is like three autumns!"

He Xiaonian was speechless: "How about we Dabao meet every day?!"

"That is, if you don't do it for a day, you will have three autumns!"

"You!..." He Xiaonian laughed helplessly, young is strong, and the old man couldn't resist the young, so he had to let Sun Haiyang and Hu Tian do the trick!

……

After the incident, before the breathing of the two of them had calmed down completely, He Xiaonian's cell phone on the bedside table beeped.

He pushed away Sun Haiyang who was hanging on his body like a koala, reached out to the bedside table, took out the phone, and glanced at it.

Caller ID is Adam.He Xiaonian was taken aback. Even for work matters, Adam hardly called him at this time. He hurriedly pressed the answer button and said "Hello".

On the other end of the phone, Adam dragged his voice, and replied "Hello" in a coquettish voice, "Scofield——, where do you think I am?"

He Xiaonian frowned, and took a look at the phone away from his ear, if he hadn't heard Adam's pussy voice with a voice changer, he really suspected it was a scam call.

Adam's voice is relaxed and cheerful, and the background music on the other end of the phone is also very soft. It sounds like a clear scene, not like the selflessness on the other side, or the scene of a murder.

He said angrily: "What's the matter, tell me quickly, don't delay my sleep!"

Adam didn't mind his attitude at all, and said happily: "Scofield, I have good news for you. Just now, Guo Sheng and his senior executives just held a video conference with the big boss and collectively impeached your Italian guy. I heard that we The big boss has been shaken, the ghost may not survive Christmas and will have to leave! This news is absolutely reliable, my God! I also made a bet with someone that the ghost would not be released until after New Year's Day, but unexpectedly lost... .”

"..." He Xiaonian was startled, and subconsciously squeezed the hand on Sun Haiyang's shoulder. Celio was going to go as he expected, but he thought that the company would let Celio stay until after the order meeting, but he didn't expect..., even Christmas would not be a solid one.

Sun Haiyang was drowsy at first, but He Xiaonian pinched his shoulders and opened his eyes to look at the dazed He Xiaonian.He didn't know what happened, and was a little worried. He reached out and touched He Xiaonian's cheek, and asked in a nasal voice, "What's wrong? Is there something wrong?"

He Xiaonian quickly lowered his head and smiled at him, stuffed his bare arms back into the bed, tucked the corner of the quilt for him, and said softly: "It's okay, go to sleep, it's okay!"

The chattering voice on the other end of the phone suddenly stopped, and after a long time, Adam exclaimed: "God, He Xiaonian! There is someone beside you!"

"..." He Xiaonian held the phone in embarrassment.

"Oh my God! Does the ocean know?? You're so stupid, I'm sorry..." Adam suddenly stopped talking, silent for a moment, and shouted: "Oh my God, it's the ocean! It's the ocean, right, Ohmygod! You are finally together! Oh, ho ho Houhou..." He hugged the phone and screamed like a ghost.

"Ohmygod! Scofield! Your fortune is coming, your iron tree is blooming, your double happiness..."

He Xiaonian hung up the phone with a "snap".

Adam's voice was too loud and leaked from the microphone, and Sun Haiyang could hear it clearly.

He scratched his nose embarrassingly, and asked knowingly: "Adam...knows that we are together?"

"Well," He Xiaonian smiled, slid down, got into bed, and was hugged by Sun Haiyang.

Sun Haiyang put his arms around him and kissed him again and again. He thought that if his relationship with He Xiaonian was found out, he would be embarrassed and flustered, but he didn't expect that besides a little awkwardness in his heart, there is nothing but sweetness and honey. It's even worse than mixing a spoonful of honey with a pot of chocolate and boiling it with a catty of sugar cubes...

There was also a trace of inexplicable excitement, and he was so excited that he was so excited.

He pushed He Xiaonian, and coquettishly muttered: "Brother, brother, don't sleep!"

He Xiaonian sensed the change below him, and quickly pushed him aside, he is really enough, Sun Haiyang can catch up on sleep at home after delivering Xiaobao in the morning, but he has to go to work tomorrow, if the ghost is really taken away Yes, there are still some things to be handed over at work that need to be dealt with, and the preliminary selection meeting for business personnel is about to be held, and the next order meeting..., there are a lot of things!

Sun Haiyang was not reconciled to being pushed away by him, and coquettishly shook his head and squeezed against him.

He Xiaonian smiled wryly, and pushed his head: "Ocean, it's almost over! I have to go to work tomorrow, don't really squeeze me out!"

Sun Haiyang was not so ignorant, even though his heart was still very itchy, he still retreated slightly.

He patted He Xiaonian on the shoulder, coaxing He Xiaonian like he was coaxing Xiaobao to sleep, "Good boy, then go to sleep! Don't worry too much about work, isn't it very tricky?"

He Xiaonian yawned after being photographed by him, closed his eyes and muttered: "Well, that's it, the main reason is that the Italian guy is going to leave, he has some troublesome things at hand, let me see if Li Zihong can help me deal with some..."

After speaking, he turned over and fell into a deep sleep.

……

Behind him, Sun Haiyang's hand on his shoulder froze in mid-air.

Li Zihong...he slowly said the name over and over.In this sweet, bubbling, warm night, when he suddenly heard the old lady's name, it seemed as if he had been splashed with ice water all over his head. In that instant, his heart felt icy cold, and he stopped in mid-air His hand lost all strength and slowly slid down from He Xiaonian's shoulder...

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Happy New Year everyone!

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