Pluto wants to fall in love too

I’m Hades, yes! It’s Hades, the god of the underworld in Greek mythology, who is in charge of the entire underground world. He is currently being hugged and slept on a human man’s bed, and his clothes have not been stripped for a long time... Hiss! My back hurts so much...

What? How do you say I can live up to my wife Persephone? When did I get married? Why didn’t I know? It must be that humans think that I am a god who has been rejected from the gods and pity me. Give me hard work in the story I gave me the daughter of Zeus, the god of the sky, and Demeter, the god of the earth, and explained the four seasons by the way! Humph! She even gave me the blame for winter, obviously it was Demeter and her aunt who had winter when she was in a bad mood The... am I a standard gold bachelor ok? Or a pure virgin...

Let's not talk, let's get down to business, why did I sleep with this man...why did I sleep with this man, everything started when I decided to take a vacation.

Thousands of years have passed since the underground world began to operate. After several major institutional adjustments, everything is running smoothly. Sometimes I start to wonder if I should take a break, find a place to take a vacation, and forget about the busyness What about my job? And I’ve spent enough time in this place where the humidity is extremely high and it’s too hot to see the sun every day! That being said, why not go there?

I am not welcome in God’s Domain, Zeus thinks I am yin and yang, saying that I wear a long black cloak every day, and my long hair is not trimmed. The point is that I will scare away the goddesses and fairies he is interested in. ...Hey, I have been married for many years and go to pick up girls every day...So it is impossible to go on vacation in God's Domain. If I go there, I will definitely be sent back to the underground...The world on the ground can still be imagined, and Hermes, the god of information Speaking of the world on the ground, there are many delicious and interesting things... Tell him to tell Zeus! I just hope that Zeus was in a good mood and let me have a big vacation...

After a few more days like this, Hermes replied to Zeus's letter, saying that he would give me 300 years of vacation.Zeus is really such a nice person. I couldn't help but ask Hermes what method he used to get Zeus to give me a holiday.Hermes smiled and sent me an audio, and I pressed it in unpreparedly, and what I heard was...the sound of a fucking man and a woman having sex! And it’s playing at the highest volume on my phone, my God !I immediately turn off the audio...

"This...this is..."

"The boss and a certain tree demon were caught by me just in time! He told him that he would not let you go to the world above the ground, but I said I sent this audio to his wife, and he gave it to you all at once. Signed a 300-year vacation hahahahahaha!"

It’s the first time I’ve seen someone grab a bag. My dad can laugh so hard that his eyes are watering down his stomach. Maybe he’s used to it... I really doubt whether this kid really accidentally grabbed the bag or planned it in advance...

"That's right!" Hermes took out a series of documents from his shoulder bag. "This is your identity document for the world on the ground. You will be a citizen of country C. I have registered you as 19 years old. The accommodation has been arranged for you. The above address is an independent double-storey villa with a roof and ground floor. Ku, the car has been arranged for you... I have prepared all the money for you, the black one is your bank card, give me your mobile phone!"

Hermes pressed a button on my phone, then pointed to a newly downloaded app on the phone and said: "This is Alipay, most people in country C use this payment platform."

"Also! You will definitely be regarded as a suspect by the police with your clothes!" Then he took out a few hoodies and a few pairs of jeans from the bag. "Change this before you go to the world on earth! I tell you that these two are famous brands, the hoodie is roxts, the jeans are levxs! Hair... tie it up! Do you know how to wear a single ponytail?"

"Thank you so much, go get busy!"

In the next few days, I have been assigning work to my subordinates, and where to find me if there is any problem when I am away. I look at the subordinates who are usually in a hurry, especially the death Sanatos! It's just that the income is low...the three-headed dog is also! I have accidentally put living people in it several times...I really can't make people feel relieved...

A week later, I finally officially started my leisure vacation, and I instantly transferred myself to a business class seat on a Boeing 747 airliner heading to City H in Country C.I feel uncomfortable wearing the clothes of the first human being worn, and that single ponytail! Push the seat!

"We will arrive in City H in one and a half hours. The local temperature is now 18 degrees, and there is sunshine..."

I looked out the window, the sky outside was blue, the clouds were white, and the sea water was dark blue when I looked down. I hadn’t been here for many years, and I almost forgot what the world on earth looked like.

"Hi sir, do you want drinks? There are juices, sodas and wine." The stewardess pushing the drink cart asked me.

"Give me a glass of apple juice thanks."

The stewardess blushed obviously, then quickly filled the glass in front of me with apple juice, took out another memo paper, wrote something on it, pasted it on my desk and walked away smiling.I only read what she had written when she left to serve the customers in the first few rows.

Handsome guy, can you add a WeChat account? Below is my WeChat ID: XXXXXX

"Wow, are you so popular?"

I stared at the young man sitting on my left with a book covering his face with dead fish eyes, and said, "Hermes!"

He took the book away with two hahas, and said with a bright smile, "Hi~ Surprised or not? Surprised or not?"

"Okay, you... By the way, what the hell is this WeChat?"

"As far as communication apps are commonly used by people in country C, I said you are so handsome, why don't you have a partner? Look at my dad, he has had 10,000+ affairs, even my mom is one of them." Hermes paused suddenly, He narrowed his eyes and looked at me, "You can't be the one, can you?"

"What that?"

Hermes whispered to me: "Frigidity."

...

I forced a smile on him, grabbed his neck tightly and said, "Are you thinking that you won't be able to move for hundreds of years? I work hard and don't have time to worry about other issues."

Hermes hurriedly smiled bitterly: "No, no!"

I let go of Hermes and immediately coughed crazily.

"By the way, what are you doing here?"

"Cough cough cough... You reminded me! Just... I found you a roommate so that he can help you adapt to life here. Here is his information, and I need your car key." Then from the foot I took out a document from my backpack and gave it to me.

Name: Gu Zixuan

Race: human

Age: 18

Birthday: October [-]

False memory relationship: A friend in junior high school, you went to study abroad in high school, so it has been three years since I saw you.

"I've stuffed false memories into his mind, he won't be strange to you, so remember not to be so strange to him!" Hermes smiled and patted my shoulder and continued: "He will We will meet you at the airport, by the way! And your car is parked in row 3 on the 5rd floor of the parking lot in the west wing of the airport. They are two red sports cars produced by Hezhunstos, and they will automatically navigate to your home."

"Thank you!" I put the things back into the file bag, looked up and Hermes disappeared, as if it had never appeared before.Suddenly, his voice came from his mind.

"Almost forgot to say! I wish you a happy holiday."

The moment I stepped out of the airport, I couldn't help shouting in my heart that I am finally free! I have worked hard for more than 3000 years, and finally one day I can forget the bitterness of work and have a good rest!

"Hades! Found you!"

A heavy object suddenly flew on me, and I lost my balance and was crushed by the heavy object.

I sat up slowly, rubbed my old waist and asked, "Are you..."

"You don't know me after three years? I'm Gu Zixuan!"

I squinted my eyes and looked at him, this fucking is far from the photo Hermes gave me! Is that photo from centuries ago? Outdate? Where is that fat guy with glasses? How did he become so tall? A skinny handsome guy? Is he going to... that what? Korean celebrities go to become more beautiful... By the way, plastic surgery! Did he go for plastic surgery? Or did he learn some Douyin makeup skills?

"What? Looking at you, you must be wondering if I've had plastic surgery?" Gu Zixuan smiled at me.

I looked at him in a daze, nodded and said, "Well, I'm really surprised."

Well, it's actually kind of, kind of very, very surprised...

Gu Zixuan stood up, patted the dust off his body, and extended his hand to me, "Get up!"

"Yeah." I grabbed his hand, but he pulled me hard all of a sudden and hugged me tightly in his arms.

Meow meow meow?

Gu Zixuan sniffed, "I...I miss you so much...I..."

This looks like a manly man... so fucking crying?

Before he finished speaking, I gave him a fist that a human can bear and hit him in the stomach.Gu Zixuan hugged his stomach with a groan and took a few steps back, tears streaming down his face.

"I haven't finished yet! You used to wait for me to finish before calling!"

...

"Okay... you said..." I really doubt that the man standing in front of me may not be a 185-year-old man but a three-year-old girl.

Gu Zixuan took a tissue to wipe his eyes, and said in a hoarse voice: "Thank you for letting me borrow your home in City H for me to live in when I was in college. There is really no room left for me to live in the school dormitory!" Then he cried again with a whoosh.Passers-by are looking at me one after another... Alas, Hermes found someone for me, and stuffed him with false memories? Really...

"Don't cry, how old are you?"

"19."

I don't want you to answer!

I gritted my teeth and forcibly said to Gu Zixuan who was crying until he was in a mess: "Let's go! Help me get a travel season! I have a car in the west wing parking lot."

Gu Zixuan nodded, and followed me like a little follower with my luggage.

Soon the two of us walked to the west wing and found the two magenta sports cars from Hezhunstos.

Gu Zixuan automatically and consciously put the suitcase in the trunk of the car, got in the car and fastened his seat belt, and looked at me with eyes red from crying and a smile on his face.

Silly.

The car shook with a "ding", and a sound came from the steering wheel.

"Hello! The car has been successfully started. I am the artificial intelligence of this car, named Merlin. I have entered the destination: home. The time to get home is 35 minutes. It has been switched to the automatic driving system. Please take a good rest. "

Then the car moved on its own.

"Wow, is there such a smart car now?"

"Well, foreign products." I lied to him.

Gu Zixuan looked in all directions with glowing eyes.

Of course, with such high intelligence, how can the things published by God not be highly intelligent? Fortunately, he is a little stupid class, so he must think that this car must be abnormal after seeing this car.

"I heard that you have skipped grades and completed university courses during your three years abroad. What are you going to do now?"

"I'm going to take a big vacation."

"You will inherit the family business later? Will your father let you take a vacation? I heard that he even arranged for a fiancee for you... Is she pretty?"

What kind of rubbish fake memory did Hermes give him? Why did I set it up to sound like those domineering presidents who are full of Marisu Korean dramas all over the street?

I couldn't help but immediately sent a message to Hermes to ask about the false memory.

Hades: What exactly is your fake memory playing?

Hermes: That fake memory, I asked Aphrodite, the God of Love, to get it for me. It seems that I used the Korean drama "My junior high school classmate is a tyrant" she is currently following as a reference.

Hermes: [Image]

Click on the picture, and that is the synopsis of "My junior high school classmate is a tyrant"...

"I will definitely let A see me! B once yelled at the whole school. B has been pestering A in every possible way. When A began to have feelings for B, A went abroad to study. Just when B thought this The first love ended just like that, and unexpectedly met the other party three years later, and the other party actually appeared as the president of the Imperial Capital Group..."

Before reading this introduction, I already have goosebumps.And you don’t need to watch me to know what’s going to happen next, okay? Afterwards, B must be acting like a normal person to A, saying that he won’t like someone who suddenly disappears silently and colorlessly, and A pursues B in various romantic ways. Then A's mother arranged a fiancée C for A. A soon got into a car accident and forgot about B. His mother lied to A that he liked C and drove B away, but A somehow remembered B's last He.

This bloody plot is inseparable, maybe B will be kidnapped by A's mother several times in the middle.I don’t know why Aphrodite likes to watch it... Let’s not talk about this and get back to the topic!

Ninety-nine percent of Gu Zixuan's memory has been entered into the similar memory of B...

Damn...it doesn't mean...does he like me?

I'm a straight man! Straight man!

The author has something to say: First of all, thank you for reading this short story! If you like it, please bookmark and comment! It doesn’t matter if you don’t like it 233

The following is a small science popularization of Greek mythology, friends who do not understand mythology can read it!

Hades: The god who rules the underworld in Greek mythology, also known as Hades.His wife is Persephone.

Zeus (Zeus): In Greek mythology, the supreme god who rules the universe, his wife is his free sister Hera (in fact, Hera had two legal wives before), but he had many marriages and loves and gave birth to many children.

Hermes: The son of Zeus and the goddess Maia in Greek mythology, representing the gods of information, roads, commerce, stealing, and the guide of the underworld.

Hephaestus (Hephaestus): In Greek mythology, the god of fire and craftsman, is the son of Hera who was born alone under the anger of Hera. He looks very scary and has hair all over his body. After he was born, he was rejected by his biological mother and brought to the world. He grew up. Revenge on Hera.

Chapter 1 mentioned that the story of Persephone and Winter mentioned by Hades originated from the Greek myth "Hades and Persephone". This story is very interesting. If you are interested, you can read it!