[Net King] Yukimura in his pocket

Sakai Zhirei was caught in a strange contradiction.

On the first day when she found him, she thought she was dreaming, she got up halfway through sleep and got up to open the drawer, then sat on the bed and watched the palm-sized goddess shed tears.

On the second day after picking up the other party, she lied to herself that it was not true.On the way home, I bought a chocolate ice cream and ate it while walking. I tried to convince myself not to think of that weird picture again. When I got home, I opened the door to change my shoes, and saw a shrunken version of the goddess who was not much shorter than a doll coming out of my room, and greeted her with a smile. :"you are back."

"..."

Sakai Zhirei cried and passed out at the door with ice cream in his mouth.

On the third day, she finally accepted this painful fact, and deeply reflected on her negligence of the previous two days. She actually let the goddess sleep for two nights on the bed of her doll, who didn't know if it was clean or not. She has no experience in taking out classmates in her pocket.

...Who has experience in this kind of thing, bastard!

So after consulting the person concerned, she finally went out with her wallet.

These days, because Seiichi Yukimura has no mat on his bed, and the air conditioner is turned down a bit, Chirei Sakai caught a cold.She rubbed her nose, looked around under the sun, and decided to go shopping for daily necessities first, and then for clothes.

By the way, is there a place to sell things like pocket panties...

She began to burst into tears and considered whether it was possible to return the other party directly to Yukimura Seiichi himself.

Sakai Zhirei went to several supermarkets to compare and buy toothbrushes, toothpaste and towels.The trolley was filled with a lot of the smallest children's products in a mess, and people who passed by all glanced at her subtly, but she pretended not to see it.

The shelf next to the towels happened to be men's...underwear, she saw it as soon as she turned her head.I glanced sideways, then glanced again, thinking that if I can’t buy the right size, why don’t I just buy this and go back and cut it myself...?

Imagine yourself sitting next to the shrunken version of the goddess, cutting open a pair of underwear with a bang, and then asking the other party if the size is enough while sewing... Suddenly, the tiger's body trembled.

... Fuck, it's too shameful!

Sakai Zhirei covered his face with tears streaming down his face, turned around and wanted to pay the bill, but he didn't expect that as soon as he turned his head, he met a sight that seemed to be waiting there all the time, and made a smile from her → shelf → her. Transition, it seems that she has seen all the performance just now.

Her face turned red like a volcano erupting.

"Ahem... is Yukimura-san coming to buy things too?"

Sakai Zhirei, whose face was covered in blood, immediately pretended to forget what he was doing just now, and immediately changed the subject.And it seemed that he glanced at his hand from the corner of the eye very casually, only to realize that what Yukimura Seiichi was holding seemed to be...

A pot of soil ==

Is there anything like this in the supermarket?

The ignorant Sakai Chirei fell silent.

The goddess saw her puzzlement, and didn't care about her behavior just now, but held up the black pot in her hand that was indistinguishable from the one dug from the roadside flower bed, and explained with a smile: "Well, the plants at home Needed to change the soil so bought this."

"……Oh."

Is there any difference between the soil in the supermarket and the soil in the flower bed outside?

Sakai Zhili, who has a deep and connotative thought, rationally decided not to continue this question.

She smiled dryly, and wanted to find a topic to talk about before leaving here... At least leave the men's underwear on this background wall, bastard!But I didn't expect that the moment I opened my mouth, the other party seemed to be able to see through what she wanted to say, and glanced around behind her conspicuously, before saying with a smile: "Hey, Sakai-san, you also have... Do you need it?"

"..."

Facing the smiling goddess who couldn't see the slightest hint of a joke, and the goddess she had been secretly in love with for three years... Sakai Zhili couldn't help but burst into tears at this moment, tears streaming down his face.

...Goddess, she bought the clay for the shrunken version, not for her own use! !

Sakai Zhirei, who couldn't say such a thing even if he was beaten to death, was in a bad mood.

Sakai Zhirei pushed the cart and ran away.

She didn't want to recall at all what happened at that time.

After leaving the supermarket, Chirei Sakai, whose face was covered in blood, went to a decoration store to buy porcelain cups and bowls of similar size.After buying these, you need to buy clothes that match his size.

Before leaving the house, she struggled to measure his waist circumference, bust circumference, leg length, arm length and foot length under the scorching gaze of the shrunken version of the goddess, and remembered it clearly with a small note.Sakai Zhirei was carrying big bags and small bags, and finally found the hand-made tailor shop according to the address given to him by his classmates. After scanning around, he found that the environment here is not bad.

There is a flower shop next door, and a bookstore in the past, and the clerk greets you before you enter the door.She looked at the decoration in the store, wondering if she had enough money with her.

It shouldn't cost a lot to make some small clothes, right?

She brought her credit cards with her...

She was greeted by a young clerk in her 20s with a bright smile. After welcoming her into the store and sitting down, she was very enthusiastic and asked her what kind of clothes she wanted to make.

Sakai Zhirei glanced at the other party, took a sip of the ice water in his hand, brewing his emotions, then raised his chin in a decent manner, and said very coldly: "Can you make clothes with a special size?"

"No problem, we can make it as big as the customer's request. No matter what the size is, as long as you need it, we can do it."

The smiling clerk probably didn't know what he was about to face. Sakai Chirei gulped down another mouthful of ice water, took out a piece of paper from the bag with two fingers, and handed it to him, continuing to be cold: " In this case, please make it for me according to the size above."

"No problem,... Excuse me, is this the right size?" The other party seemed to be slightly taken aback. She held the cup without looking up, calmly let out an affirmative "um" from her nose, and then raised half of her eyelids Looking at him lazily, "Any comments?"

"Do not……"

The clerk's face froze a little, and he looked and looked at a small piece of paper, as if he wanted to ask again, but held back, but stretched out his hand to lead her to the other side: "Please come here Determine specific information."

"Ah."

No one except Sakai Zhirei knew that her palms were sweating.

Come to such an expensive private custom shop to make a set of doll-sized clothes... I guess the clerk is wondering if there is something wrong with her.

Sakai Zhirei bit the bullet and followed him to the other side of the counter, and began to write and draw the styles he needed.

It's fine to come to such an expensive private custom shop to order doll-sized clothes... Even pajamas are ordered, and the clerk probably has a few more labels in her heart.

Chirei Sakai, who was embarrassed to ask the price, ordered five sets of clothes in a big way, all of which were very common styles, but the most expensive thing in this kind of shop was the manual cost, and her price was only slightly lower than the normal version.Seeing his credit card missing an unknown number of zeros, Sakai Zhirei was so distressed that he didn't dare to express it.

When the clerk took the receipt to confirm with her whether it was these things, she suddenly remembered that she seemed to have missed something.

Sakai Zhirei suddenly became Spartan.

The other party was very good at observing words and expressions, and when she saw that her expression was not right, she immediately stopped and asked, "Is there anything else you want?"

Then he looked at her expectantly and waited for her to speak.

...Of course I was looking forward to it. I spent about the same amount of money and saved so much fabric. It hurts just thinking about it.

What hurt her even more was the current topic. She touched her nose and suddenly wanted to sneeze.Drinking ice water seems to make the cold worse.

"Hmmm,...can you make socks and...underwear here?"

"……what did you say?"

"I said, here, can you make socks...and underwear...!"

She coughed softly, rubbed her nose pretending to be nonchalant and looked outside the store.The counter is not far from the store door. From here, you can see the sunshine outside as if you don’t need money, and the floor is covered with white flowers.

The clerk didn't know whether he was really stupid or he didn't hear clearly. He was stunned for a while, his expression was a bit tangled, he still lowered his head, moved closer and asked again: "Excuse me, can you speak louder...it's socks, what are you talking about?" ?”

"..."

Damn!Sakai Chirei wished to scratch her hair to show how irritable she was. She gritted her teeth, raised her voice, and repeated again: "I said socks! Socks!...Underwear..."

"Pants..." At that second, Sakai Chirei clearly saw something similar to "I met a pervert" in the eyes of the young clerk in his 20s in front of him, and it lasted for a full three seconds before he stared. Trying to swallow a mouthful of saliva with his eyes closed, he repeated: "You're going to make...underwear, right?"

"..." Chirei Sakai didn't want to talk anymore!

"It's underwear, right...?"

She really doesn't want to answer, okay?

Sakai Zhirei burst into tears and said firmly: "Yes!"

"Oh..." The clerk hesitated for a moment, rolling his eyes around her, as if turning on a light bulb in an instant, blinking his eyes and asking sincerely, "Then, do you want to order men's or women's? Woolen cloth?"

He has a very academic and inquiring expression on his face, and the flashing cliffs in his eyes are the light of gossip.Sakai Chirei bet that after get off work today, this guy will tell his friends/family/colleagues/lover: Wowo took an order today!A teenage high school girl!I ordered a few sets of clothes that were very small in size and about the same size as a doll!There is also a pair of men's underwear hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha what do you guys think she wants?

Tomorei Sakai: ...QAQ

She wished she could stab herself to death who had to answer such a shameful question! !

But for the shrunken version of the goddess who has been waiting for food for two days, she has to continue to grit her teeth and fight on! ! !

Sakai Zhirei closed his eyes and shouted: "Men's style!"

After yelling, he opened his eyes and thought that the clerk should be able to take the list and leave, but after listening to it, he thought about it, and suddenly added: "That, is it the same size as before...?"

"...Ni want to talk about it a few times, bastard! Do you really want me to explain that I need a pair of men's underwear or that the size just now needs to be made of pure cotton, which is soft and comfortable? If it is done well, you can buy another dozen! You bastard! !!!!!!”

"..." This is the clerk.

"..." This is someone else in the shop.

"……"this is--

Sakai Tomorei: ...Damn it! ! ! !

...What is going on with that purple-haired man outside the door! ! !

Didn't he go home with his supermarket dirt...! !

... She really doesn't have that need. Don't look at her like this, bastard!