Time Traveling Feeding Palace Master Manual

Why does it look a little cute!Or is my cuteness too weird? ?This must be an illusion!

Pinching himself hard, Gu Xiaodao said: "This story is very long..."

The holy doctor said: "How long!"

Gu Xiaodao ignored him, cleared his throat: "Let's start with the Palace Master, your younger brother Duan Yu."

"Your younger brother Duan Yu is the son of Zhennan King of Dali Kingdom. He is handsome and handsome..."

Before finishing speaking, the palace lord interrupted: "What country?"

Gu Xiaodao repeated: "Dali Kingdom!"

"Hey, there is such a country? Where is it?"

That's right, you guys in the overhead age know what a fart!Due to the power of the palace lord, Gu Xiaodao answered patiently: "In the southwest..."

The Palace Master said seriously: "There is only Yunzhou in the southwest, and Shuchuan next to it, both belong to the Daning Dynasty, and there is no Dali Kingdom."

You are serious!Gu Xiaodao was about to go crazy, took a few deep breaths and said, "My lord, this story is purely fictional!" Thinking too much, if it is true that your younger brother is a prince, then you will become a prince too!

The palace master frowned: "Whoever wants to listen to the fiction, don't listen."

"..." Gu Xiaodao looked at the sky speechlessly. Didn't the Palace Master have a good childhood when he was a child? He couldn't even listen to stories! !But to save him a lot of talking, it's better to shut up.

The holy doctor waited for a long time but couldn't wait for the next sentence, so he was anxious: "Continue? Don't say it?"

The palace lord cast a sideways glance at him, "The prescription is ready?"

The holy doctor nodded again and again, "It's finished, it's written." He picked it up and showed it to the Palace Master.

The palace lord hummed, took the prescription and said with a smile, "You can get lost."

The holy doctor was stunned: "I haven't finished listening to the story? No, what about Yangu? You said you would introduce it to me!!"

The palace lord raised his eyebrows, "Who is Yan Gu?"

The holy doctor didn't expect him to go back on his word, pointed at him and said, "You!"

The palace lord made a gesture of "you can't help me", and the pacesetter Suzaku, who had been ignored for a long time, jumped out of the window carrying him.

Tsk tsk tsk, the palace lord is really treacherous/deceitful!If Aunt Yan is destined to be a couple with her senior brother, then the Palace Master's behavior is like beating a mandarin duck with a stick!Gu Xiaodao lit a candle for the holy doctor in his heart, but he always felt as if he had forgotten something important.

What the hell did I forget! !Gu Xiaodao scratched his head and tried his best to think about this question.

The palace lord watched from the side and frowned: "Stop scratching your hair, it's all falling to the ground."

Ahhhhhhh, Gu Xiaodao scratched it twice after hearing it, the hair must have sucked all the nutrition from the brain!It's not working anymore!

The palace lord gave him a cool look: "I told you not to scratch."

Gu Xiaodao stopped his hands in resentment, and began to rub his face. Ma De couldn't even scratch his hair, he had no freedom!

"Are you so anxious because your brother is gone?"

Gu Xiaodao put his face on his face: "Of course not, it's because I don't know how to go back to Guigu because he left." After speaking, he suddenly slapped his thigh: "I think about it, I think about it, it's this important question!"

The palace lord narrowed his eyes, "It seems that you still want to run."

"No!" Gu Xiaodao retorted subconsciously, feeling very nervous, it seemed that he had to organize his words again!

The Palace Master clapped his hands.

Is it because I am too lazy to do it myself, and call someone to come and finish the young master!Gu Xiaodao curled up on the chair with a terrified expression.

I saw a group of people coming from the door, it was Yan Gu and the group of beauties before.

Gu Xiaodao said pitifully: "Gu Yan, don't kill me, you might be my future sister-in-law..."

Yan Gu chuckled and cast a wink: "You crazy, who is going to kill you, what is a teacher's wife?"

Gu Xiaodao looked at the palace lord, thinking that if it wasn't for the palace lord's stop, you might end up sleeping and flying with your heartless senior brother.

The palace lord ignored him and said to Aunt Yan: "Re-order some dishes."

It turned out to be serving food!

☆, Fifteen moved or something

Aunt Yan ordered those people to clean up the remnants, served the dishes again, and carried Xiao Huang over after taking a bath.

As soon as Xiao Huang saw the palace lord, he wagged his tail desperately, looked at the palace lord with watery eyes, as if he wanted to pounce but didn't dare.

Look at how cowardly you are!Gu Xiaodao whistled at it, but Xiao Huang completely ignored him and didn't even look at it.

Fuck it, we got to know each other first!And I'm holding you all the way!You power dog!

The palace lord looked at the sulking Gu Xiaodao amusedly, stretched out his hand to wrap Xiao Huang on his lap, and said, "Eat."

Suzaku is not here, this time there are only five dishes and one soup.

Gu Xiaodao looked at it and wanted to burst into tears. There are steamed eggs, roast chicken, vegetables and meat. Can we finally have a good meal this time!

Afraid of any changes, Gu Xiaodao lifted the bowl and ate it. After five bowls of rice, he stopped and leaned on the chair contentedly.

It's really worth it!

The palace owner barely ate a few mouthfuls, stroked Xiao Huang, and looked at Gu Xiaodao with a smile: "Delicious?"

Gu Xiaodao nodded: "It's delicious."

"Do you still want to escape?"

"Huh?" It's over!Why come back to this question again?

Gu Xiaodao said: "Palace Master, listen to me..."

The palace lord stood up holding Xiao Huang in one hand.

I'm really going to kill him this time!Gu Xiaodao huddled on the chair and looked at him in horror, but saw him walking towards the door.

It's so dangerous, so dangerous... It's not about silence, just after he breathed a sigh of relief, the voice of the palace master slowly floated over: "Come here."

Gu Xiaodao looked at him in fear: "I don't!" You want to kill me and I have to send it over by myself? !

The Palace Master narrowed his eyes and repeated: "Come here."

"..." Gu Xiaodao passed by without a spine.This is the same as being disobedient when you were a child, and adults would count one, two, three. Usually, when you count to two, children don't dare to be skinny.

"What are you doing!" Gu Xiaodao really had enough of this kind of life.

Without saying a word, the palace lord picked him up and flew away.

here we go again!Enough is enough!Gu Xiaodao roared crazily in his heart.

Gu Xiaodao hangs his head down, the more he thinks about it, the more unhappy he becomes, he feels a little dizzy while flying, and when he lands, he immediately bends down and vomits.

Xiao Huang was frightened immediately, and jumped a few steps back.

"..." Never would have expected that Gu Xiaodao, who doesn't get carsick, planesick, or seasick, would actually get dizzy with lightness kung fu in ancient times!

The meal I just ate was wasted again... Gu Xiaodao vomited twice and couldn't stop, leaning against the palace lord with a weak face.

Palace Master: "..."

Wait, lean on the Palace Master!Gu Xiaodao flicked away immediately, "I'm sorry, I'm sorry, your lord has a lot, don't mind being leaned on by me!"

Palace Master: "..."

Too stingy, you can't rely on it!Gu Xiaodao really wanted to pinch the stinky face of the Palace Master.

When the atmosphere between the two of them was not good, an old voice came in from the side: "Little man Song Cheng, I have met the Palace Master."

Gu Xiaodao turned his head to look, wow, he looked like the doctor in the TV series.

Song Cheng couldn't help but startled when he saw him, "Who is this?"

Gu Xiaodao imitated them and made a bow: "My next Gu...ah no, Zhan Zhao."

Song Cheng was even more at a loss, he had never heard of Zhan Zhao beside the palace lord.

The palace lord said: "He is a poison doctor." After thinking for a while, he added: "He is sick."

"..." Will you die if you don't add it?Gu Xiaodao rolled his eyes in his heart.

Song Cheng was overjoyed, and hurriedly said: "It turns out to be the poison doctor, the villain has encountered several medical problems, and has wanted to consult the poison doctor for a long time!"

It's really a doctor... Gu Xiaodao looked up at the place where they stayed, Jiuyuntang.

Jiuyun Palace, Jiuyun Building, Jiuyun Clothing Square, Jiuyun Hall, I almost don't know the word Jiuyun!It can be seen how uninnovative the names of the people of this cult are!

Gu Xiaodao also admires Song Cheng for studying medicine at such an old age, but it's a pity that I'm not a real poison doctor!Just about to resign, the Palace Mistress said first, "He forgot everything after he fell ill this time."

Song Cheng was startled, looked at Gu Xiaodao regretfully, and then said to the Palace Master, "I don't know if the Palace Master is here today, what's your order?"

The palace lord took out the previous prescription from his pocket, and said: "Make the medicine according to these two prescriptions."

Song Cheng took a look, his expression turned serious, "Hua Gong San!?"

"Exactly, if you do it yourself, how many days can it be done?"

"There are all the medicinal materials, and it can be prepared in an hour."

The Palace Master nodded.

Song Cheng led them into the backyard, served tea, and went to the pharmacy to start making medicine.

The palace lord suddenly stopped him: "Wait."

Song Chengdao: "What other orders does the Palace Master have?"

The palace lord pointed to Gu Xiaodao: "He vomited before, you can take a look for him."

Gu Xiaodao was stunned... the person who said this was the Palace Master?The palace lord is concerned about himself? ? ?Why is the Palace Master's painting style different?

There was a burst of mysterious emotion in my heart, and I heard the palace master added: "I won't spit on my body later."

"..." This is the Palace Master!Gu Xiaodao withdrew his emotion, and said: "Don't bother..." As long as you don't take me to fly after I'm full, I won't vomit!

Song Cheng listened to the palace lord's order, felt the pulse for him, and summed up the symptoms: indigestion.Then he ordered someone to bring the medicine, and then he withdrew.

Gu Xiaodao smelled the familiar and unpleasant smell of medicine from a long distance, and he was about to cry, and said with tears in his eyes, "Huoxiang Zhengqi Water?" Is there such a thing in this era? ? ?This was the medicine he was most afraid of taking when he was a child!

The palace lord's expression changed, "Do you know what kind of medicine this is?"

This smell will never be forgotten, okay... Wait, I seem to be a poison doctor with amnesia!Now the lord is suspicious!Gu Xiaodao said haha: "I don't know why this medicine suddenly came to my mind, maybe it's too bad to drink and the memory is still fresh!"

The Palace Mistress didn't believe it, and squinted at him.

Aren't you tired of being so suspicious!Gu Xiaodao said seriously: "I really only recall the name of this medicine, and I don't remember anything else. If you don't believe me, just beat me to death."

The palace lord sneered, "Even if I think about it, I might still be afraid of you."

Yes yes yes, you are the best.Gu Xiaodao looked at the bowl of black medicine, gritted his teeth and said, "Can I not drink it?"

The palace lord coldly rebuffed: "Drink up."

Gu Xiaodao's heart trembled, he held it up reluctantly, and threw it away with his eyes closed.

After drinking Gu Xiaodao, he felt like passing out, twisting and twisting his throat, howling and screaming.

The palace lord looked at him speechlessly, "Is it so bad?"

Gu Xiaodao's tears are about to come out, it's not difficult for you to come and drink and see!And continued howling.

The Palace Mistress was really annoyed by him, so she ordered someone to bring candied fruit. Gu Xiaodao ate a few pieces to relieve the pain, but felt that his teeth hurt a little.

"Do you really recall the past?" The Palace Master asked suddenly.

"Absolutely not!" Don't worry, it's impossible to recall, brother is a fake hahahahaha!

The Palace Master looked at him, "The consequences of deceiving the Palace..."

I understand!Isn't it just death?One sentence reminded Gu Xiaodao, no, no, he must escape, his life is in danger at any time here.

Gu Xiaodao thought about the trivial matter of escaping, and thought that Jiuyun Palace is so powerful that even the pharmacy is opened by Jiuyun Palace, so he couldn't help but dejectedly said: "Jiuyun Palace really has a lot of industries."

The palace master thought he was sighing, and said lightly: "Of course." While touching Xiao Huang's ear, it was so comfortable that he was about to fall asleep.

"Hey, you said that if you were in modern times, you would be a mafia boss."

The Palace Master was puzzled and said, "Modern?"

Gu Xiaodao looked at the ceiling melancholy, and thought brokenly: "Yes, Hyundai, I don't know if I can go back, but it's the same whether I go back or not, I live alone."

The palace lord sneered: "Say something nonsense, don't get sick again."

Gu Xiaodao thought to himself, what do you know, in modern times you have already been taken away by checking the water meter.

Speaking of it, it seems that he hasn't played with a mobile phone or computer for a long time, probably because he is living in fear and fear, and he will not feel bored without a mobile phone or a computer, and the biggest pursuit is to have a good meal, which is really sad!

Gu Xiaodao was thinking about running away, but the Palace Mistress didn't say a word, and the two sat face to face in such a weird way.

It wasn't until Song Cheng sent the finished Huagong powder that the Palace Master said: "Let's go."

Gu Xiaodao silently followed.

Surprisingly, the palace lord didn't carry him this time, but walked slowly in front with Xiao Huang in his arms.

The two of them came to a different courtyard one after the other.

Fuck it, another courtyard!In costume dramas, this kind of yard is usually lived in by a mistress who is fostered, and may even bring an illegitimate child with her.

But the palace lord doesn't have a regular wife and is gay, so the person living inside must be...

The palace lord said displeased: "What are you thinking? You have a dirty face."

You are dirty!Gu Xiaodao put away the expression on his face, and followed secretly, suddenly panicked in his heart, the palace master walked in front, how could he know the expression on his face?Unless there are eyes on the back of the head!Otherwise it is... stealing!look!up!since!Has!

It makes more sense to have eyes on the back of the head!

Gu Xiaodao stared at the back of his head, and asked, "Can I walk around?"

The palace lord turned back and said coldly: "Come to my room first."

you!house!inside!Gu Xiaodao suddenly remembered the previous conversation, it's hard to see your sincerity at night!road!

Looking at the sun, Gu Xiaodao said weakly: "It's not night yet..."

The palace lord looked back and gave him a meaningful smile: "It's okay."

none!harm!So excited... No!It's... so scary!Gu Xiaodao covered his chest and followed.

If he obeyed him, he would be... What should the man of the palace master be called?Consort?wrong!Ah, no matter what it is called, there is no need to run away anyway!No no no, I am a man who wants to be a hero, how can I get involved with a cult?But if the palace lord's kindness is hard to turn down, what happened later is also inevitable.

Gu Xiaodao's thoughts drifted farther and farther, and was finally brought back to reality by a sound of closing the door.

The door is closed!Yes, it's time to start!Now is the time to crack down! !What should I do if I accidentally made a large scale and entered the author's bureau? ? ?

And I don't seem to have any experience... What should I do? ? ? ?

Before he could think about it, the palace lord took off his robe.

Take it off! ?Do you want to take it off?

Gu Xiaodao just watched in a daze as the palace lord took off/off the exaggeratedly colored robe, put it on the screen, and collapsed.

The Palace Master looked at him and said impatiently: "Come here!"

hungry!thirsty!of!palace!host!

Gu Xiaodao felt excited inside.

☆、Sixteen is ambiguous or something

Many years later, Xiaodao looked at the sunset outside the window, and recalled the shy Palace Mistress that day.

The palace lord leaned against Gu Xiaodao's arms, blushing and said, "You, why were you so bad that day~"

Gu Xiaodao sneered: "Do you want me to be worse?"

……

"Do you want me to be worse!" Gu Xiaodao rushed towards the Palace Master.

The palace lord frowned, and with a light wave of his sleeves, Gu Xiaodao flew out, hitting the door fiercely with his back.

"..." It's too scary, it's like a shrew!It doesn't match the imagination!Gu Xiaodao said with tears in his eyes: "Didn't you tell me to go there, why did you hit me so hard!"

The palace lord gave him a faint look and said, "Come here."

"……"Again? !Gu Xiaodao opened the door and ran out.

With a sound of swishing, a piece of white drill came out, wrapped around his waist, and lifted him back.

Spider spirit! !Gu Xiaodao fell to the ground, watching the palace lord take back the white drill with a whoosh, and then closed the door with a wave of his sleeve.

"Palace Master, I misread you, you actually use such a motherly weapon..." Isn't this kind of thing used by girls? ?

Duan Yan had a murderous look in his eyes, and he smiled half-smile: "Do you want to try the feeling of being killed by such a motherly weapon?"

Gu Xiaodao shrank his neck, "I'm sorry, I was wrong."

"Come here if you don't want to die."

This time Gu Xiaodao didn't dare to make trouble anymore, he walked over obediently and stood in front of the Palace Master.

"Undress."

"!!!" Dare you not say it so calmly?The Palace Mistress is really unrestrained and passionate! ——It’s just a little tough.

Gu Xiaodao silently took off his coat, then his middle coat and inner coat, and asked with his hips on his hips, "Do you want to take off your trousers?!"

"..." The palace lord looked at him blankly, then reached out and pinched his wrist.

Then he pulled himself to sit in his arms? ?The situation is a bit wrong... Could it be that the Palace Master also wants to be an attacker?

Gu Xiaodao turned pale with shock, and quickly shook off the palace lord's hand.

As a result, I couldn't even shake it three times! ! !

The palace lord looked at him with a half-smile, and with a light pull, Gu Xiaodao fell into his arms. Before he could struggle twice, the palace lord turned him over, supported his back with both hands, Said in his ear: "Meditate."

The warm palm on the back, the faint breathing behind the ears... Gu Xiaodao's mind went blank, he felt that his whole body was surrounded by the palace lord's breath, and he was so frightened that he just wanted to run away.

Stop playing, okay? !

When Gu Xiao moved the saber, the Palace Mistress gave him a little touch on his waist, making him unable to move anymore.

You bastard, hit the young master's hole again!Gu Xiaodao finally realized what it means to not die, and tearfully said: "No, is that okay?"

The palace lord let out a low laugh, and the palm on his back slowly moved down a few points.

too weird!Gu Xiaodao felt goosebumps all over his body, and his whole body was very stiff.

The Palace Master patted him and said, "Relax."

Relax you uncle!Let me see you relax in this situation! !

Gu Xiaodao's mind was in chaos, and he suddenly felt a heat on his back.

A gust of hot air flowed down the palace lord's palm, spread to his entire back, then his shoulders, his chest, and finally melted into his internal organs.

This feeling is too weird, Gu Xiaodao was frightened, "What are you doing? What's the matter with this heat? Huh?"

The Palace Mistress didn't answer, and only let go after the hot air spread throughout his body.

"Speak, what did you do to me?" Gu Xiao couldn't move the knife, and couldn't turn his head. At the same time, he was a little lucky, fortunately, he didn't want to be caught by that! ! !

The palace lord got off the couch, and under Gu Xiaodao's squinting gaze, he took out two small medicine bottles.

Hey, isn't this the Huagong powder and antidote that the palace lord asked Song Cheng to make before?

The Palace Mistress poured some medicinal powder into the teacup, turned around and brought it to Gu Xiaodao's mouth, and said with a smile, "Drink it."

Gu Xiaodao's eyes widened a little more, is there a mistake? ? ?Then he refused with great backbone, "No drink!" After finishing speaking, he tightly shut his mouth.

The palace lord narrowed his eyes and pointed at his chin, Gu Xiaodao was forced to open his mouth, as if he was being bullied.Forced to raise his head, Gu Xiaodao looked pitifully at the palace lord's gorgeous face, but the palace lord was unmoved, holding his chin, and fed him a whole bowl of tea.

"Cough, cough, cough..." Gu Xiaodao, who was forced to drink Hua Gong San, immediately coughed violently, and tears came out.

"What the hell do you want!!!"

The corner of the palace lord's lips curled up, "How do you feel now?"

When he mentioned it like this, Gu Xiaodao suddenly felt that his abdomen was cool, and at the same time, the heat in his body was gradually dissipating.So I answered honestly: "I feel like I want to have diarrhea."

"Do you feel completely out of breath?"

Gu Xiaodao asked blankly: "What is true energy, and I don't have any."

The palace lord said: "It's the air flow I passed to you just now."

Gu Xiaodao thought for a while, "That hot air seems to have disappeared... Wait! So it's true energy? Are you going to teach me peerless martial arts next step?"

The palace lord looked like you were thinking too much, and held his wrist again, and said to himself for a while: "It seems that it is indeed Hua Gong San."

right what?Gu Xiaodao was puzzled, passed on a bit of true energy to others, and made them drink Huagong powder, what the hell is it for!Suddenly my mind exploded, and I suddenly realized: "Are you trying to test the medicine?" !Have you considered the feelings of the mice? ?

The palace lord chuckled lightly: "It's not stupid."

Gu Xiaodao became angry: "You are inhumane!!! That's right, you don't have to pay for killing me! Human life is nothing but a humble thing in the eyes of a cold-blooded and ruthless person like you. Just give it a good time and kill me!" Alright." Gu Xiaodao, thinking of his ill-fated fate and unknown future, became more and more sad as he spoke, and couldn't help but think of the lyrics: Is there anyone who hurts so much like me... couldn't help but shed tears.

Seeing his tears streaming down his face, the Palace Master was silent for a moment, and said: "Hua Gong San is not a poison, and it is only effective for people with martial arts, it will not kill you."

Hmph, if you say no, you won't!Gu Xiaodao sucked his nose hard and ignored him.

"You..." Palace Master was about to say something when Suzaku's voice suddenly came from outside the room, "Palace Master!"

"Come in."

Suzaku pushed open the door, and saw this scene: The palace master's clothes were disheveled, looking at Gu Xiaodao with a wicked expression, while Gu Xiaodao was sitting on the couch with tears streaming down his face, sobbing softly, and still holding his upper/half, The body is as pitiful as it can be.

So Suzaku said in horror that the palace lord forgives the crime, and then backed out with his head down.

Palace Master: "..."

Gu Xiaodao: "..."

After silently looking at each other for a while, the palace lord unlocked Gu Xiaodao's acupuncture points, and the two began to put on their clothes without saying a word.

"A big man, why are you crying?" The palace master mocked lightly.

Gu Xiaodao ignored him, and said sullenly, "I'm going out for a walk."

This time the palace lord didn't stop him, but he could feel the two thorny eyes following him all the time, Gu Xiaodao didn't dare to look back, and opened the door pretending to be calm.

Xiao Huang, who was pawing at the door outside, rushed in. Gu Xiaodao bent down calmly, took Xiao Huang Jie who was about to run towards the palace master into his arms, walked out, and beat Suzaku who was standing at the door. face to face.

Suzaku's expression was a bit complicated, and after a short meeting with him, she silently lowered her eyes and stepped aside.

Gu Xiaodao snorted, and strode forward with his head held high.

Xiao Huang hugged him desperately in his arms, and howled, Gu Xiaodao said sourly: "Don't you just like the palace master? He is cruel and arrogant, and he is the one everyone kills!" The devil, although he is a little handsome, but following him is always dangerous."

Of course Xiao Huang couldn't understand what he said, and she still struggled not to let him hug her.

Gu Xiaodao sighed, put it down, and said in frustration: "You go."

In this world, it's okay to have no friends or family, but now he doesn't even kiss a pet.Gu Xiaodao looked up at the sky at a 45-degree angle, feeling sad.

Xiao Huang stood at the same place, looking at the palace lord's residence, then at Gu Xiaodao who was full of melancholy temperament, and finally ran towards Gu Xiaodao reluctantly wagging his tail.

"Woof!" Xiao Huang jumped up and down at his feet.

Gu Xiaodao ignored him, hum, now he knows he's here to please me.

Xiao Huang didn't give up, and continued to circle around him, looking at him with wet eyes, and whining from time to time.

Gu Xiaodao reached out to pick it up again, and patted its hair: "Well, forgive you, if I want to leave Duan Yan, will you and Duan Yan still be with me?"

Wait, why is this sentence a bit strange?

"Forget it, you'd better follow Duan Yan, maybe I won't even be able to feed myself by then."

Gu Xiaodao hugged Xiao Huang and talked to himself freely, completely not noticing the Palace Master standing not far away.

The palace lord folded her hands, showing a faint smile: I still want to run.

It depends on how far you can run, Zhan Zhao.

☆、Seventeen male pets or something

For the next few days, Gu Xiaodao was in a trance.

What is it that you can sleep until you wake up naturally, have a good meal and drink, and the palace master is kind and not beating, scolding or threatening? These are his greatest wishes after he came to this world. He did not expect that his brain-filled life would come true. At this moment, he There was a little fear in the joy, and a trace of doubt in the fear.

——Before they die, pigs eat, drink, and carefree. When they grow up, they will be pulled to slaughter.

Gu Xiaodao trembled, and the idea of ​​running away became stronger.

The Palace Mistress saw that his eyes suddenly became dull while eating, he was troubled for a while and then smirked, and couldn't help frowning: Is it sick again?Hastily called out: "Zhan Zhao?"

Gu Xiaodao was immersed in his own world, vaguely heard something shouted by the Palace Master, and raised his head to look at him blankly.

The palace lord said displeased: "Are you in a daze or sick?"

Gu Xiaodao finally came back to his senses, took two mouthfuls of rice, and said sullenly: "Master, do you want me to do something? Or you can just say it..." Nima doesn't want to boil the frog in warm water. Not good! ! !

The palace lord smiled slightly: "What can you do?"

What a tone!Look down on people, don't you?Gu Xiaodao said viciously: "I'm very capable." Seeing that the palace lord had a bit of playfulness on his face, he quickly stopped the little yellow stalker, "Yes, you are very capable/you!"

Palace Master: "..."

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH !Seeing that the Palace Master has nothing to say, he can eat three bowls of rice!

The palace lord said indifferently: "What are you pretending to be in your mind?"

All I can think of is how to escape!Gu Xiaodao caught a piece of meat, and said melancholy: "Palace Master, why are you so nice to me all of a sudden." Quickly tell me what your plans are!

The palace lord chuckled lightly: "Is this considered good for you?"

Gu Xiaodao nodded fiercely, compared to before, it is really much better!

The palace lord smiled: "If you are obedient, I will treat you better."

Gu Xiaodao blinked: "How good is it?"

The Palace Mistress didn't answer, but said: "Zhan Zhao, do you still remember where this is?"

When Gu Xiaodao heard the word Zhan Zhao, he immediately started to play, his heart was already rolling with laughter, but he suppressed it on his face, lowered his head and said vaguely: "I don't remember." He never came at all, okay? !

The Palace Master said: "This is Youzhou, and Hetian is especially famous."

Gu Xiaodao snorted, and said casually, "Do you want to take me to see it?"

Seeing that the palace lord did not refute, Gu Xiaodao was very surprised, "Really?" As a qualified homeboy, Gu Xiaodao seldom went out except for class, and even ordered takeaway for meals.But for this world he has never touched, he is more curious, if it is not because of the Palace Master, he would have wanted to travel all over the world.

The palace lord nodded and said lightly: "If you want to see it, then go."

Is this a date!Gu Xiaodao touched his face, and sighed in his heart, he didn't expect this handsome face to fascinate the Palace Master, recalling the recent events, Gu Xiaodao said seriously: "Palace Master, do you want to pick on me!"

"Bubble?"

Gu Xiaodao patiently explained: "It means I like it!"

The palace lord looked at Xiao Huang who was gnawing on a bone at his feet, and then at Gu Xiaodao who had a shy face, nodded and said, "Well, I still like it."

Ignoring the word "not bad", Gu Xiaodao was overjoyed at first, and then recalled the action of the palace lord when he saw Xiao Huang just now, and immediately thought carefully and was terrified! !That move has deeply betrayed the palace lord. This is clearly raising me as a little yellow?Give them food and shelter, and take them out for a walk when they are full?

Gu Xiaodao gritted his teeth and said, "I'm not Xiao Huang."

The palace lord nodded: "Of course you are not, Xiao Huang is not Xiao Huang either, it's called Ah Zhao."

"That's not the point!" Gu Xiaodao slapped the table: "I'm human, you can't treat me like Ah Zhao!"

The palace lord was silent for a moment, and said: "How do you want this palace to treat you?"

One sentence choked Gu Xiaodao to death. Thinking about it this way, it seems that there is nothing wrong with such a life?wrong!I can't let the palace lord like me like a pet!It's time for the Palace Master to teach a lesson!

Gu Xiaodao said seriously: "If you really like me, you have to give me a title."

The palace lord frowned: "The devil messenger?"

What the hell?It sounds a bit familiar... Gu Xiaodao thought about it carefully, this is basically the same as Xiao Huang's title Holy Spirit Messenger!After a long time, he was still treated the same as Xiao Huang... Gu Xiaodao was a little weak, rubbed his face and said, "It's not this kind of status."

The palace lord asked with a half-smile, "What title do you want?"

Give the palace master some ruthlessness!Gu Xiaodao raised his head, looked into his eyes, and said word by word: "I want to be your man!"

Palace Master: "..."

Hahahahahahahahaha be afraid! ! !Gu Xiaodao continued: "Do you know what liking is?"

Palace Master: "..."

Gu Xiaodao sighed, "You just don't know." Then he said affectionately: "If you like someone, you will always think of him. His every happiness and anger will affect your emotions, and you will always want to care for him For the rest of my life, I want to spend my whole life with him in the next life.”

The palace lord was silent for a moment, then said lightly: "Then do you like me?"

Gu Xiao Dao was shocked, never expecting that the palace lord would ask himself back, he held back for a long time before saying: "I still like it." As long as you don't move, you can shoot yourself away.

"Like what you said?"

Gu Xiao's sword and tiger's body was shaken again, and he was actually taken by the palace lord! ?But I made up the words, isn't it easy to come back round?So he said seriously: "We haven't been together for a long time, so naturally we can't reach that level of liking!"

The palace lord nodded approvingly, "From today on, you are my male favourite. I will try to like you more."

Gu Xiaodao blushed, is this a confession?But what about male favorites! ?Gu Xiaodao said unconvinced: "Why aren't you my male favourite?"

The palace lord smiled charmingly: "If you can beat me, it doesn't matter if I be your male favourite."

Gu Xiaodao snorted, forget it, the status is not important at all, even if it is a male favorite, the final result is to overthrow the Palace Master.Thinking of this, Gu Xiaodao felt relieved, blinked and said, "Do you still want to see Hetian?"

An hour later.

Gu Xiaodao panted like a dog: "Master, do you really know the way..."

The Palace Master didn't change his face: "Shut up."

Gu Xiaodao is about to collapse, they have traveled more than he has traveled in a year. "Palace Master, I beg you, if you can't find us, go back and see if it's okay..."

Palace Master: "No."

Now Gu Xiaodao suspects that the palace lord is a Taurus again, so he just sat down on the ground and said shamelessly: "I can't move anymore, I won't go!"

The palace lord stopped and turned back to taunt, "Is it still a man?"

Gu Xiaodao said aggrievedly: "I am a normal man, and you are a man who practices martial arts. The difference is huge."

The palace lord said indifferently: "How dare you call yourself a normal person when you are sick?"

Gu Xiaodao was choked, and it took him a long time to retort: ​​"...then you take the one who fell ill as a male pet, you are not a normal person!"

The palace master didn't care about it, and chuckled lightly: "Do you want me to use lightness kung fu to carry you away with your appearance?"

Gu Xiaodao thought about it seriously, originally he was more afraid of light work, but now he can't walk at all, so he will just let it go, so he asked: "Can I not mention it?"

The palace lord raised his eyebrows: "Huh?"

Gu Xiaodao jumped up from the ground, "Open your hands, the left hand is higher, and the right hand is lower."

The palace lord hesitated for a moment, and did as he did.

"That's right! That's it, don't move!" Gu Xiaodao jumped up sideways, and the palace lord picked it up, forming a princess hug.

Palace Master: "..."

Gu Xiaodao adjusted his posture, put one hand on his shoulder casually, and said with a smile, "You can fly now."

The palace master weighed him in his arms, looked down at him and said, "Heavier than Ah Zhao." Then he let go.

Gu Xiaodao let out a scream when he landed, and said with tears in his eyes, "You are so cold and ruthless..."

The palace lord remained ruthless and said: "Go by yourself, or be carried away, you choose."

Choose a ball!Gu Xiaodao complained: "Where is the male favorite you agreed to? Do you like me more if you agreed? You are a heartless man!"

Palace Master: "..."

Gu Xiaodao continued howling: "I keep saying that I like her, but in the end I don't even want to hug her. You said that if it develops into dry wood in the future, don't I have to hold back..."

The palace lord listened to his nonsense, and was about to say something, suddenly his expression changed, and he picked up Gu Xiaodao and jumped up into the sky on tiptoe.

Princess hug pose!Gu Xiaodao put his arms around his neck in satisfaction, thinking, the palace lord is still very obedient!But seeing the ghostly/animal smile on the palace lord's face, he couldn't help but tremble in his heart: "You, what are you looking like?"

The last time the palace lord showed this expression, someone died.

Without waiting for Gu Xiaodao to think about it, the Palace Master placed him on a branch of a tree, said: "Stay here." Then he swept in the opposite direction.

What the hell is this?Gu Xiaodao moved his buttocks, looked down, and felt dizzy for a while, is it too high for me to wipe this tree?Taking a closer look, the palace lord was fighting with the man in black who appeared at some unknown time.

In Gu Xiaodao's impression, the palace master usually takes people down with bare hands and flicks his sleeves, but this time he actually took out Bai Lian.