Time Traveling Feeding Palace Master Manual

,so far away.

"You said I usually live there?" Gu Xiaodao pointed at the small black spot on the top of the mountain in despair, almost kneeling down.

The Palace Master hummed lightly.

"Hehehe..." Audience gentlemen, are you still troubled by the disputes between Jianghu?Are you still frustrated with not being able to find your home?Baicao Hall - located in the back hill of Jiuyun Palace, protected by unique forces, with a wide view, panoramic view, far away from the hustle and bustle of the rivers and lakes, close to the natural scenery, and give you the dream of Taoyuan as a river and lake person!

This poison doctor was considered a hall master before anyway, is it really good to live so isolated from the world?No wonder he is so handsome that he has no friends!May I ask who is willing to climb the mountain to see him every day...

The Palace Master mocked: "Do you still want to go?"

Gu Xiaodao hesitated with a bitter face. Mountain climbing is simply torture for a person like him who does not stay out of the house for a long time. In the picture, Gu Xiaodao was inexplicably full of inexplicable energy, so he nodded firmly: "Go!" Anyway, if he can't climb anymore, he can let the palace lord carry him away.

The palace lord nodded, "I still have important matters to attend to, so I won't accompany you."

"..." Are you sure it's important?Do you have something important to do in Jiuyun Palace?I will believe it?Gu Xiaodao grabbed his sleeve and looked at him pitifully, "Hold back!"

The palace master patted him on the head: "I want to practice martial arts today, how about asking Suzaku to accompany you?"

Suzaku can only urge people to leave quickly, and can't play happily at all!Gu Xiaodao shook his head, and simply hung his whole body on the arm of the Palace Master.

The palace lord laughed and said: "Then how about I come with you tomorrow?"

Gu Xiaodao thought for a while, then nodded, anyway, it is not too late for a gentleman to take revenge for ten years!

So the two walked towards the palace lord's bedroom.

Xiao Huang had already been carried to the bedroom by Suzaku before, seeing the Palace Master and Gu Xiaodao coming side by side, she immediately ran towards the two happily.To be precise, he ran towards the Palace Master.

Looking at Xiao Huang who was wagging his tail cheerfully as he rubbed against the Palace Master's feet, Gu Xiaodao finally understood the word dog leg.The Palace Master bent down and picked up Xiao Huang, rubbed its head, and said to Gu Xiaodao: "I have gone to practice in the house, you can go and play by yourself, and call Suzaku if you have anything to do." Handed it to him.

"Oh." Gu Xiaodao hugged Xiao Huang and watched him enter the house. Xiao Huang struggled twice in his hands, and then she resigned herself to her fate and nestled in his arms sullenly.

Hmph, you are not happy when someone hugs you!How nice is it for a dog to have such a personality!

Gu Xiaodao hugged Xiao Huang and walked around all the way. Speaking of which, this was the first time he walked freely in Jiuyun Palace, and the guards he met along the way would call out to him, Mr. Poison Doctor—even though they were all Pretending to be respectful.Gu Xiaodao also expressed his understanding of this, turning from a traitor to a male favourite, anyone would think about it.

After turning around twice, Gu Xiaodao felt a little bored. He didn't know anyone here, and he didn't even have anyone to talk to. It couldn't be more sad!

Just as he was about to walk back, someone behind him suddenly shouted, "Gu Xiaodao."

Gu Xiaodao suddenly tightened his chrysanthemum. It seems that no one here knows his real name, right?

So Gu Xiaodao pretended not to hear, and continued walking.

The person behind flew towards Gu Xiaodao with a few swishes, and stretched out his hand to stop him: "Stop."

Seeing that round face, Gu Xiaodao suddenly realized: "It turns out that the right protector..."

The right guardian said with a serious face: "Gu Xiaodao, I heard that you have become my elder brother's male favorite?"

Gu Xiaodao blinked: "Who is Gu Xiaodao?"

The right protector was extremely angry: "Of course it's you!"

Gu Xiaodao said in a daze, "I'm afraid the right protector has identified the wrong person. I'm Zhan Zhao..."

"Impossible! You told me last time that your name is Gu Xiaodao!"

Gu Xiaodao resisted the urge to laugh, and said seriously, "Impossible, my name is Zhan Zhao."

Guardian Right frowned and thought for a while, then said impatiently: "Forget it, don't care what your name is! Let me ask you, have you really become my elder brother's male favourite?"

Gu Xiaodao shook his head.

Just as Guardian You breathed a sigh of relief, he heard Gu Xiaodao say again: "Your eldest brother has become my male favourite, but he feels that he can't face it, so...you understand the dignity of a man."

Guardian You was so surprised that he couldn't speak when he heard the words. After a while, he pointed to him and uttered a word: "You..."

Gu Xiaodao patted him on the shoulder with a smile: "Don't always be yours, it's rude, call my brother-in-law to listen?"

The right protector blushed with anger, knocked off his hand, and said angrily: "I'm going to ask my elder brother for clarification!"

Gu Xiaodao thought that it would be okay if you went, so he quickly grabbed him, "Don't worry, don't worry, even if I get your elder brother's body, I won't get his heart!"

The protector on the right trembled: "You... you got my elder brother's... body?" After saying that, he wanted to rush to the palace lord's bedroom.

"No, no!" Gu Xiaodao held him down, "I got your elder brother's heart, but not his body!"

The right protector smacked his lips twice, and said angrily: "If you have got your heart, will your body still be far away?!"

"That's true..." Gu Xiaodao agreed.

So the right protector broke away from Gu Xiaodao with red eyes and rushed out.

Gu Xiaodao had no choice but to follow behind him with small steps, thinking, this time he will be beaten up by the palace lord!

The protector on the right rushed to the sleeping hall angrily, and shouted through the door: "Big brother! Big brother!"

A calm and low voice came from the room: "What's the matter?"

"Brother, how can you talk to Zhan Zhao..." I couldn't say the rest of the words, so the right protector could only stare at Gu Xiaodao.

Gu Xiaodao looked up at the sky silently.

After a while, the palace lord opened the door, frowned and said, "What's wrong?"

Right Protector pointed at Gu Xiaodao and said, "Big brother has become his male favourite?"

When the palace lord heard this, he was stunned for a moment, then squinted his eyes and glanced at Gu Xiaodao, with a smile that was not a smile.

Seeing his elder brother's expression, You Hufa thought that he had acquiesced, so he sat on the ground with a wow and began to cry.

Palace Master: "..."

Gu Xiaodao: "..."

The palace lord glanced at Gu Xiaodao, and said calmly: "What did you say to him?"

Gu Xiaodao curled his lips: "It was he who wanted to ask, so I told him the matter."

The palace lord raised his eyebrows: "Oh? Is this palace your male favourite?"

Gu Xiaodao leaned over and looked at him flatteringly: "No, no, no, I'm your male favourite, I'm just making a joke with Guardian Right."

The palace lord said: "Duan Yu, you also heard that Zhan Zhao is the palace's male favourite, and everything else is said to be nonsense."

Unexpectedly, Guardian You cried even more sadly: "So you are indeed together? Wuwuwu, I also have broken sleeves, and my elder brother also has broken sleeves. What should I do? Wuwuwuwuwu..."

Gu Xiaodao said from the side: "Who did you break up with?"

Guardian Right stopped crying, glanced timidly at the Palace Master, glared at Gu Xiaodao fiercely, and ran away crying.

Gu Xiaodao turned his head and said, "Who did your brother break up with?"

The palace lord also looked puzzled, obviously not knowing, then frowned and said to Gu Xiaodao: "What else did you talk to him about?"

Gu Xiaodao laughed, "I really didn't say anything, hehehe, have you finished practicing?"

The palace lord nodded, "After training, I'm going to take a bath."

Mu!bath!Gu Xiaodao involuntarily emerged from the palace lord's hot spring, grabbed his sleeve and said, "Take me with you, okay?"

The palace lord hesitated for a second, and then said: "Okay."

Yohohohoho, I can finally soak in the palace master's hot spring!

The heat of the hot spring rushed towards him, Gu Xiaodao couldn't wait to take off his clothes in twos and twos, and was about to jump off.

Only the Palace Master shouted: "Wait."

Gu Xiaodao turned to look at him: "???"

The palace lord pointed to the side of the hot spring indifferently, "You go there."

Only then did Gu Xiaodao notice that the hot spring is in the shape of a figure 8, and the middle is blocked by stones. It looks like it was made temporarily.

Visually inspected the place the Palace Master pointed at, a small pit with a diameter of less than one meter?I'm afraid it's not easy to stretch when you go in, right?

Gu Xiaodao looked at the Palace Master sadly: "You despise me..."

The palace lord was silent for a moment: "I'm just not used to bathing with people."

Then you also give me more space!Gu Xiaodao pretended to touch his tears: "You just despise me..."

The palace lord nodded: "I despise you."

Fuck, how about being euphemistic?Gu Xiaodao began to put on his clothes silently, and said proudly, "I won't wash it anymore!" Hmph, I won't wash it now, I'll wash it after you fall asleep, hahahahahaha.

Duan Yan's expression was complicated, as if he was engaged in an ideological struggle, and after a while he compromised and said: "That's all, as long as you don't urinate inside."

"..." Do I look like such a low-quality person?Gu Xiaodao jumped off the hot spring this time as he wished.

The palace lord also took off her clothes and walked in slowly. The two of them stood at one end and looked at each other silently: "..."

Why do you feel a little uncomfortable?Gu Xiaodao silently lowered his eyes, touched his hair, pulled out the hairpin, and spread his long hair on the water.

After soaking his hair, Gu Xiaodao raised his head and said, "Is there any shampoo?" I think washing your hair was not so troublesome when your hair was round and inch!

The Palace Mistress glanced at him, took the bottle at the side, and threw it at him.

Really?Gu Xiaodao caught the bottle, opened the cork, and smelled it, it was quite fragrant. Before, he thought that there was no shampoo in this time and space, so he washed his hair with clean water on weekdays.

After pouring some shampoo into the palm of his hand, Gu Xiaodao rubbed his unkempt hair vigorously.

The palace lord frowned, "Does it hurt like this?"

Gu Xiao frowned while rubbing the knife: "It hurts, I really want to cut it off."

The palace lord finally couldn't stand it any longer, and stood up in an uproar.

Gu Xiaodao took a sneak peek at the Palace Master. His figure is very well-proportioned, muscular but not exaggerated, and his complexion is fairer... Well, you have shown off your figure, so please walk towards me, okay?Gu Xiaodao tried his best to look at the parts above the palace lord's neck, without glancing down, and said nervously, "What are you doing..."

☆, 22 progress or something

The palace lord pressed his head lightly, and shouted: "Don't move."

Otherwise you don't guarantee what you can do?Gu Xiaodao pinched a pile of hair, kept his gaze up, and looked at him suspiciously.

The palace lord said indifferently: "Turn around."

Gu Xiaodao's face was filled with anticipation, but he huddled in horror, "No! I'm the gong! You're right to turn around!"

The palace lord looked at him coldly, took the hair in his hand, and smiled slightly, "What's on your mind? Hmm?"

The word "um" in that nasal voice made Gu Xiaodao feel distracted, and when he saw him holding his hair again, his heart suddenly trembled, "You, you..." Could it be that the Palace Master wants to wash his hair?This is more surprising than the kind of thing that cannot be described to be done to him!Just imagine, if the Palace Master was a shampoo boy in a hairdressing, cutting and blowing shop... This picture is too beautiful to dare to imagine...

The Palace Mistress no longer forced him to turn around, just said: "Close your eyes." She began to wash his hair.

Gu Xiaodao was completely startled, widened his eyes, and looked up at him.

The palace lord had no expression on his face, but his movements were very gentle. He slowly combed his tangled hair, and when he was barely done combing, he poured some shampoo again, and rubbed it gently from the root to the end of the hair.

Gu Xiaodao watched as his eyes turned red, and then tears welled up in his eyes.

The palace master paused, frowned and said, "Why are you crying?"

Shampoo got in my eyes!I want you to cry too! ! !Gu Xiaodao blinked his eyes: "It's so touching." While rubbing his stinging eyes with his hands, what is Made's shampoo made of, won't his eyes be blind?

The palace lord paused for a moment, then continued to rub his hair, as if he didn't understand why he was moved by this matter, and said lightly: "I also helped Ah Zhao take a bath."

Gu Xiaodao: "..." So don't be easily moved.

A few seconds later, Gu Xiaodao frowned and said, "You still treat me like a pet, don't you?!"

Palace Master: "..."

He hesitated! ! ? ? "You coax me, treat me well, give me food, take me to play, pamper me, all the same as you treat Xiao Huang, right?"

The palace lord was silent.

Enduring the stinging pain, Gu Xiaodao opened his eyes to look at him, but seeing a bit of confusion and puzzlement in his eyes, he suddenly panicked: "It really is!" Then he buried his head in the water in resentment.

He opened his eyes in the water, and found that he was just facing the brother between the palace lord's legs, and suddenly his brain exploded, and he came out of the water in resentment.

What the hell is even more prestigious than his brother!I can't play happily any more!

The palace lord was still puzzled, seeing him get out of the water, hesitantly said: "This palace..."

Gu Xiaodao was very angry, angry in all aspects, so he rinsed his hair casually and walked ashore without even looking at the Palace Master.

The palace lord is used to being a palace lord, and it is rare for someone to be so ignored, so he grabbed Gu Xiaodao's leg angrily and dragged him back.

Gu Xiaodao fell into the water unsteadily: "..."

The Palace Master looked displeased, "I haven't finished my words yet."

Gu Xiaodao squinted at him, hehe, tell me!You said it!

The Palace Master said: "Did I treat you badly?"

Gu Xiaodao snorted. Speaking of which, he only had a good impression of the palace lord before, and the only good impression he had was from the palace lord's face... At the beginning, he agreed to be the palace lord's male favorite, firstly for the sake of meeting the object, and secondly He came here to save his life.If the palace lord treats him as a pet, then he is just treating the palace lord as an object of refuge. In this regard, their feelings for each other are fair, and he doesn't need to be angry.

But why are you so angry! !Could it be that he really fell in love with the Palace Master?Am I a shaking M?Gu Xiaodao was taken aback by this thought, and said silently in his heart: I just like the face of the Palace Master, yes I am such a superficial person!

Seeing that he was silent, the palace lord said in a tone: "I also said that I would like you more and treat you better, why are you dissatisfied?"

If you are upset, the young master will be even more upset!Why should I like him first!

Gu Xiaodao raised his head and said seriously: "You treat Xiao Huang well because you know that as long as you treat him well, he will like to cling to you, wag his tail at you, and please you. But the relationship between the two is not so simple , you treat me well, not just because I make you happy, does it mean that if I don't like you a little, you will abandon me and even kill me?"

These words have exhausted Gu Xiaodao's vocabulary and courage in his entire life, women will cry when they hear it, and men will be silent when they hear it!

The palace lord frowned at him, and said after a while, "It's Ah Zhao, not Xiao Huang."

"..." Gu Xiaodao was about to go crazy, "Do you understand? I'm a human! Not a pet!"

The Palace Master said: "Is there any difference?"

Gu Xiaodao really wanted to hold him in the water and beat him hard, but when he looked up and saw the serious expression of the Palace Master, he was immediately stunned... Is he actually asking this question seriously? ?

The Palace Mistress looked at him with a frown, and said, "I don't know."

Can't tell! ! !Can't tell what the hell answer is! !Filled with a sense of powerlessness, Gu Xiaodao suddenly said viciously: "Today I want you to make a clear distinction!" So he held the palace master's face in his arms, and under his astonished gaze, he pressed his mouth to his mouth.

Palace Master: "..."

Gu Xiaodao: "..."

After a stick of incense.

Neither of them moved.

Gu Xiaodao's face was red, and he walked away from him angrily and said, "You don't even know how to kiss/kiss!" Although he himself couldn't...

The Palace Master touched his lips with an unclear expression.

Gu Xiaodao proudly said: "Is it clear now! Will Xiao Huang do this to you??!!"

The palace lord was about to speak when suddenly he frowned slightly and said, "Someone is coming."

Gu Xiaodao said angrily: "Could it be that someone is watching you take a bath!"

As soon as he finished speaking, he heard footsteps not far away, and then a slightly familiar voice came from outside the arch: "Tang, hall master, this place is not very good, in case the palace master is still bathing inside..."

Then an equally familiar voice said: "No, the Palace Master usually takes less than a stick of incense to take a bath. It's been half an hour, so he will definitely go back. Besides, after soaking in the hot spring for so long, his skin is probably wrinkled."

Gu Xiaodao silently looked at his wrinkled fingers: "..."

This voice seems to be Yao Yin's voice?Gu Xiaodao looked at the palace lord's unkind expression, and thought, hahahahahaha, this time you will suffer!I really don’t need my master to do it yourself, you’re going to kill yourself first hahahahaha!

The palace master was angry and was about to jump out when Gu Xiaodao quickly grabbed his arm, blinked at him, and signaled to listen to the corner first.

Another voice said: "Hall Master, listen, there is the sound of water... The Palace Master is still here! Let's go and apologize!"

Yao Yin also seemed to be taken aback, and pulled the man towards the hot spring. Gu Xiaodao had already hidden the clothes behind the stone, and buried the Palace Master and himself in the water. Can't see who's hiding inside.

The two came in to have a look and were relieved to find that there was no one there.

The man was still anxious, "What if the Palace Master hides..."

Yao Yin smiled and said: "No, if the palace master is here, I'm afraid he will give you and me a palm directly, and he will definitely not hide it."

When Gu Xiaodao heard this, he obviously felt that the Palace Master was stiff and almost turned over without laughing, so while holding the Palace Master steady, he hoped that the two of them would leave here quickly... because he was about to lose his breath.

Fortunately, the purpose of the two of them didn't seem to be to soak in the hot spring. After checking it out, they went out of the arch again. Gu Xiaodao slowly emerged from the water, breathing in the fresh air vigorously.

The palace lord squinted at him and smiled mockingly.

What are you laughing laughing!Is it amazing to hold your breath for a long time?Gu Xiaodao glared at him, pointed to the clothes, then pointed to the tree outside, signaling to get dressed and go to the tree to listen to the corner.

The palace lord smiled slightly, he didn't bother to do this kind of behavior, but he did it today for some reason.

So the two of them put on their clothes and sat on the tree silently, looking down at the two under the tree.

Only then did Gu Xiaodao see the other person clearly, it was Sijiu!

Has Four Nine been pushed to Yao Yin?Why can't I see such a wonderful moment!Why! ! !

Sijiu was held by Yao Yin, and said timidly, "Why are you here..."

Yao Yin chuckled: "It's safe here, no one dares to approach except the Palace Master."

Gu Xiaodao winked at the palace lord, hahahaha, your subordinates often come here and don't take your orders seriously.

The palace lord's complexion is not good: "..."

Sijiu gave him a hammer on his chest, "You are so bad, disgusting!"

Gu Xiaodao felt a pain in his heart, this situation was obviously pushed by Yao Yin to Sijiu... Hmph, is it really good for a strong man to do such a thing, of course... This is not to discriminate against strong men.

Yao Yin was beaten so hard that he coughed a few times, held his iron fist with his backhand, and smiled apologetically, "I shaved off my beard for you, and you still hate me?"

Sijiu snorted lightly, with a shy expression on his face.

Yao Yin was overjoyed, and said coyly: "This... I shaved my beard, can I kiss you?"

Forty-nine faces are like pork liver...peachy color, she purses her lips and nods.

So the faces of the two slowly approached, and when their lips and teeth were about to meet, Sijiu called out softly: "Your nose hair poked me..."

Yao Yin: "..."

Palace Master: "..."

Gu Xiaodao: "..."

But just when the love was strong, Yao Yin didn't hold back any more, and after saying some other day to cut it, he turned into a wild beast and plundered Sijiu's lips.

The palace lord looked surprised, and turned to look at Gu Xiaodao.

Gu Xiaodao raised his eyebrows, yes, we were like this just now.

Unlike their dry sticking of their lips, the tongues of the two kept crossing each other, and they kept making tsk-tsk sounds as they came and went.

Gu Xiaodao and the Palace Master who witnessed this scene couldn't help but shudder.

The Palace Master's face darkened, and he turned to look at Gu Xiaodao again.

Gu Xiaodao lowered his eyes and didn't look at him, rubbing his chin and thinking that it was such a kissing method... I really learned it...

The two under the tree were lingering enough, and they began to tear each other's clothes. Seeing that this chapter was about to be locked, the Palace Mistress finally couldn't help it, jumped down from the tree, and said coldly: "Where is Cheng Cheng?" !"

This sound woke up a pair of wild mandarin ducks. They saw their pale complexions. After arranging their clothes indiscriminately, they knelt down towards the Palace Master and said in unison: "This subordinate should die! I beg Palace Master to spare his life!"

The palace lord looked back and forth between the two with cold eyes, and said, "Who allows you to fight privately in Jiuyun Palace?"

Yao Yin was stunned for a moment, and then had a strange expression.

fight!Is that a fight? !After reacting, Gu Xiaodao immediately covered his stomach and laughed wildly.

Gu Xiaodao smiled and felt his waist tighten. When he came back to his senses, he was pulled under the tree by the palace lord with a white drill, and fell onto the pair of wild mandarin ducks.

☆, 23 progress or something

The three of them fell into a ball, and it was difficult to get up for a while.

The two people who were pressed down looked pained, Yao Yin said: "Poison doctor, do you dare to get up first..."

When Gu Xiaodao heard this, he immediately relaxed his body and stretched his limbs to lie on top of the two of them.

Yao Yin: "..."

Sijiu had an aggrieved face: "Master, I feel so hurt."

Hearing this, Yao Yin stretched out his hand and pushed Gu Xiaodao reluctantly: "Get up quickly, don't press Sijiu."

Gu Xiaodao: "Please beg me."

Yao Yin's face was full of anger, and after a while, he gritted his teeth and said, "Please..."

Hehehe you have today too!Gu Xiaodao stood up slowly, clutching his waist, and moved to the side of the Palace Master: "Palace Master, it hurts so much."

The palace lord ignored him with a cold face, and asked, "Why were you laughing just now?"

Gu Xiaodao looked innocent: "I didn't laugh at anything, I just laughed when I was in a happy mood." Never expected that the palace master turned out to be a pure and upright young man, who has guarded himself like a jade for more than 20 years.

The palace lord's face was full of displeasure: "If you don't tell me, I will make you laugh for a month."

Gu Xiaodao said: "I've been laughing at 360 for five days, don't underestimate our haha ​​party."

The palace lord stretched out his hand and lightly touched Gu Xiaodao's chest.

Gu Xiaodao: "Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha..."

After a while.

“哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈什么玩意哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈真的有笑穴这种东西哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈好烦哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈不要再给作者凑字数了哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈对不起我说我都说Hahahahahahaha..." Gu Xiaodao laughed so hard that tears streamed down his face and he was out of breath.

The palace lord lightly touched his chest again, Gu Xiaodao stopped laughing wildly, and his whole body collapsed on the ground.

After calming down for a while, Gu Xiaodao pointed to the wild mandarin duck beside him and said aggrievedly: "I'm just kidding that they weren't fighting just now."

The Palace Master frowned and said, "What are you doing?"

Gu Xiaodao looked at the two people whose faces were gradually pale, and felt extremely happy in his heart, and said slowly: "...It is to enhance friendship..."

Both of them breathed a sigh of relief at the same time.

The palace lord said indifferently: "It's easy for you to be fooled by my palace?"

That's right, you are such an easy fool!Gu Xiaodao earnestly said: "This... two people will go crazy when their affection reaches a certain level, not only them, but everyone in the world is the same."

The palace lord stared at him: "This palace and you...will do it too?"

Gu Xiaodao nodded solemnly, hehehehe, he will sooner or later pick this lovely flower of Gaoling, Palace Master!

The palace lord was silent for a moment, then said expressionlessly: "Yao Yin, you come with me."

Yao Yin responded, and the two performed lightness kung fu and left.

Gu Xiaodao: "???"

Sijiu: "???"

The remaining two people looked at each other silently, and neither of them averted their eyes first.

In the end, Sijiu was finally defeated and wanted to leave.Gu Xiaodao pulled him back: "Don't go, I have something to ask you."

Sijiu said with contempt on his face, "What are you asking?"

Damn it, you showed contempt so quickly, have you forgotten that you were shy just now? ?Gu Xiaodao said: "How did you get together with the hall master?"

Sijiu said: "None of your business!"

Fuck, you didn't have this attitude when you begged me to let your hall master be replaced by Longyang Zhihao! !Gu Xiaodao refrained from beating him, and changed the question: "Didn't you say that the palace master is gay, why is he still holy like a white lotus (...)?"

Sijiu said with a strange look: "The palace master has been obsessed with martial arts since he was a child, and he also studies secret books on weekdays. It's not surprising that he doesn't know this man/huan/female/love; The palace lord sent ten beauties to reproduce, but the palace lord refused every year, claiming that he was not close to women/sex. But later the ambassador changed to send ten young men, but the palace lord also took them away. Speaking of which, you still The first male pet that the palace lord accepts..."

Hehehe, it's the first male pet. Gu Xiaodao became angry when he thought of this, and said in a bad mood: "The palace master is not close to women/sex is not close to men/sex does not necessarily mean broken sleeves, it may be impossible "Hahahahahaha, let you be older than me!Big but useless, what are you using it for! !

Sijiu said: "The ambassador also suspected this problem, and asked you to take a look at it for the palace master. After you checked it, you said it was all right."

How naive, maybe the palace lord threatened the poison doctor!Gu Xiaodao thought, in the future, he will definitely tune/teach the palace master, a high-altitude flower with a hidden disease.

The palace lord and Yao Yin left for most of the day, and when they returned to the bedroom, it was already dark.

Gu Xiaodao also lives in the palace master's bedroom because of his status as a male favorite. Seeing the palace master coming back, he immediately gave him a sympathetic and caring look: "Are you back?" Then he poured him a cup of tea, "What did you tell Yao Yin?"

The palace lord said nothing, just looked at him silently.There was a trace of fanaticism in those curious eyes, and there was some eagerness in the fanaticism.

Gu Xiaodao immediately moved the stool back, "You, what expression do you have?"

The palace lord took out a stack of books from his arms.

Gu Xiaodao asked "what is this", while reaching out to look through it.

"..." Gu Xiaodao opened the first page and then closed it heavily.It's unreasonable, this Yao Yin actually sells this kind of book to the palace lord, and he plans to enlighten the palace lord slowly!It is unbearable not to report! !

The Palace Master looked at him and said calmly: "From today onwards, we will practice all the above paintings."

Gu Xiaodao felt a thunderbolt hit him, and immediately bounced off the stool, pointing tremblingly at the Palace Master, speechless for a long time.

The palace lord was still very calm, "I have thought about it, you are not a pet."

Why can't I be happy even after you figured it out?Gu Xiaodao stammered: "Don't you think the development is a bit fast?"

The palace lord took out a small porcelain bottle from his sleeve, on which was written: Fork Medicine.

Gu Xiaodao: "..."

"Yao Yin said, one person, one, quickly enhance friendship."

Gu Xiaodao: "..." Yao Yin, a shameless bastard, will have to deal with him sooner or later!

Gu Xiaodao said earnestly: "This matter still needs to be discussed in the long run, so there is no rush!"

The palace lord frowned and said, "You don't like me?"

No, no, I like you, the flower of Gaoling!Facing such an active and unrestrained Palace Master, Gu Xiaodao felt that he would not be able to hold back anymore.Anyway, the palace lord has a hidden disease, so he can fix it by himself, so he won't suffer!

Gu Xiaodao moved back to look through the books on the table, and said, "Don't worry, I'll make up for this knowledge first, so as not to hurt you."

The Palace Master said: "No need, I have already seen it before, and everything is ready."

The hands and feet are really nimble, but what have you seen about Guan Bengong?Gu Xiaodao ignored him, and opened a book casually. After a cursory look, his face turned red, and then he looked at the surge of energy and blood, and after a third look, he just wanted to practice it!

So he closed the book heavily, and said solemnly: "Don't read it! Let's start!"

The palace lord opened the bottle of fork medicine, poured out a small pill, swallowed it, and handed it to Gu Xiaodao.

Gu Xiaodao: "..." Hehe, do you doubt my brother's ability?Eat that stuff?

Seeing that he didn't answer for a long time, the palace owner poured the pill into her hand and forcibly fed it to Gu Xiaodao.

Gu Xiaodao: "..." Sure enough, you still doubt it?I can't bear it decisively!

So he took the initiative to turn the palace lord's face and leaned closer.

The two of you come and go, although they are newbies, they are gradually getting better.

All the way to the bed, Gu Xiaodao turned over and pressed on the Palace Mistress.

The palace lord was taken aback for a moment, and then his expression became clear.

After the two met each other frankly, Gu Xiaodao thought about it and suggested, "It's better to turn off the lights."

As soon as the palace lord raised his hand, the room was plunged into darkness.

In the early morning, two young guards were chatting outside the bedroom.

"Did you hear yesterday? Yesterday the palace master and the poison doctor fought in the house. The poison doctor couldn't beat the palace master. He cried all night, not to mention how miserable it was."

"Hey, the palace lord is invincible in the world, it would be strange if the poison doctor could beat him!"

"It's really dead..."

☆, 24 poisoning or something

It was almost dawn before Gu Xiaodao was able to close his eyes, and the last words before falling asleep were: "There is a hidden disease that I promised..."

The palace lord's face turned dark, and he turned over Gu Xiaodao who was sleeping with his back facing him under the quilt.

Gu Xiaodao woke up again in a daze, unable to cry, he had to say hoarsely with swollen eyes, "The future will be long, we must take the road of sustainable development..." If possible, he is willing to kowtow to the palace lord, as long as he doesn't change his posture Again.

The palace lord embraced him, sighed and said, "Go to sleep."

Gu Xiaodao couldn't hold on any longer and fell into a deep sleep.

When I woke up, it was broad daylight, and the sun was scorching hot.

Gu Xiaodao was hungry and thirsty, and his throat was burning with pain. The most uncomfortable thing was... don't mention it.

The point is that there is no one in the house.

This scumbag disappeared after eating and wiping it off. It was in vain for him to treat the palace lord as a holy snow lotus (...) on Tianshan Mountain.

Gu Xiaodao lifted the quilt silently, looked down at the marks on his body, and his smile suddenly turned yellow.

Putting on clothes casually, Gu Xiaodao stumbled towards the teapot on the table, poured it for a long time before realizing that there was no water in it.

Why leave it without water!Gu Xiaodao dropped the teapot to the ground and stumbled towards the food box.

There is a plate of bean buns in the food box.

Gu Xiao picked up one with a knife in his arms and ate a few mouthfuls, but felt that it was hard to swallow and was about to choke to death!Where is the water! ! !Gu Xiaodao frantically overturned the food box.

The food box rolled to the door and stopped at the feet of the palace master who had just entered.

The palace lord glanced at the mess in the room, and said calmly: "Are you awake?"

Why are you so calm and energetic! ! !Why! ! !Gu Xiaodao rushed forward with a limp, grabbed the palace master's collar, and condensed thousands of words into one word: "Water..."

Before he swallowed the bean bag in his mouth, the crumbs sprayed the Palace Mistress all over his face as soon as he opened his mouth.

Palace Master: "..."

The palace master silently wiped his face, picked him up and put him back on the bed, and flew away with a light effort.

Gu Xiaodao squeezed the quilt with a look of grief and indignation: "... Scum... man..."

After a short while, the Palace Mistress pushed the door in with a teapot and a small bowl in his hand.

It turned out he wasn't a scumbag, Gu Xiaodao looked at him with tears in his eyes, and shouted: "... Lotus... Flower..."

The palace master sneered, poured a glass of water and brought it to him.

Gu Xiaodao gulped it all down, "More..."

The palace lord poured him another cup, and Gu Xiaodao looked at him eagerly after drinking it all.After repeated several times, the palace lord handed him the teapot directly, and Gu Xiaodao drank happily from the spout before falling back on the bed contentedly.

The palace lord said softly: "Get up, let's have the porridge first."

Gu Xiaodao gave him a weak look: "..."

So the Palace Mistress lifted him up with one hand and made him lean against her body, then took the porridge from one side, and patiently fed it to him spoon by spoon.

Gu Xiaodao thought while drinking, thinking that he would forgive you if he did this...

After eating and drinking, Gu Xiaodao finally recovered a little bit of physical strength, and was about to go back to sleep, the palace lord said lightly: "Aren't you going to wash up?"

Aren't you going to wash it...Will you wash it...well... Gu Xiaodao's body shook, "...what's your tone?"

The palace lord said indifferently: "Ordinary interrogative sentences."

"If you ask me like this, wouldn't it make me look sloppy if I can't say it?" Gu Xiaodao fell into self-loathing.

The palace lord said: "It's okay, you can go to sleep."

When you don't ask that question, I can sleep, but now!Gu Xiaodao lifted the quilt and jumped out of bed, and walked towards the door with somewhat staggering gait.

The Palace Master folded his hands and asked, "Where are you going?"

Gu Xiao didn't turn back the knife: "Take a shower."

So this scene appeared: Gu Xiaodao walked in front with a strange posture and slowly, and the Palace Master followed behind him with his hands folded in a playful look.

When leaving the bedroom gate, Gu Xiaodao heard such a set of conversations:

"I won, Master Poison Doctor can still stand up and walk, give me money."

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