Time Traveling Feeding Palace Master Manual

With a cold face, the palace master untied the acupuncture points on his body and threw him a pack of dry food, "Rest after eating."

Protector You got up from the ground, took the dry food, smiled stupidly, and yelled "Big Brother" in a silly way.

The palace lord continued: "As soon as the sun rises tomorrow, you should hurry back to Jiuyun Palace."

Guardian Right was chewing dry food, he couldn't help being stunned when he heard this, and said anxiously: "Brother, I have come here with you, just let me go with you!"

The palace lord gave him a decisive back.

Protector Right said aggrieved, "But I don't know the way back..."

"Big brother!"

"Big brother!"

"Big brother..."

The palace lord ignored Guardian Right, lay down next to Gu Xiaodao again, gently embraced him, and said, "Go to sleep."

Gu Xiaodao: "But your brother has been calling you..."

The palace lord put him on his ear: "Just pretend you can't hear."

The penetrating power is so strong! ! !How could it not be heard! ! !Gu Xiaodao rubbed his face: "Just promise him, it's good for one more person to make a copy."

Palace Master: "A copy?"

Gu Xiaodao: "It's good to go to Ghost Valley with one more person. If I really can't save me from death, at least your brother will accompany you back."

The palace lord was silent.But Gu Xiaodao clearly sensed his displeasure, and was about to say a few words to ease the atmosphere when the Palace Master turned his back to him and fell asleep.

When the little daughter-in-law is awkward, she has a sense of sight!Slightly cute!Gu Xiaodao poked him on the back: "Hey."

The Palace Master ignored him.

Gu Xiaodao said "Hello" a few more times, but the palace lord still ignored him, so he slowly approached the palace lord's back and stretched out his hand to pull his shoulder.After pulling twice, the Palace Master did not move at all, and simply put one foot on his waist, and the whole body was half pressed on the Palace Master's body.

Palace Master: "..."

Gu Xiaodao parted his hair and whispered in his ear: "I'm sorry! I will never say such things again!"

"Actually, what I mean is that after we have traveled for so many days, the right protector got Hua Gong San. Of course, his martial arts are also very low, so you might not feel at ease if he returns alone?"

Not far away, the right protector: "..."

"Do you dare to give a response?"

The palace lord said indifferently: "The ear is a little bit up, you are talking to my neck."

Gu Xiaodao: "..."

Gu Xiaodao took a hard bite on that piece of neck flesh.

The palace lord groaned in pain, turned over and hugged his waist at the same time, and changed into the posture of Gu Xiaodao lying on the palace lord.

This posture is simply impossible to attack again!Gu Xiaodao laughed three times in his heart, moved forward, and touched the palace master's face.

The corners of the lips, nose, eyelashes, and browbones were touched carefully, and he said to himself: "It seems to be the same as touching your own face. How do blind people in TV dramas use their facial expressions? outline to distinguish people?"

The Palace Mistress was a little annoyed by his touch, so she lifted his chin and kissed him.

Gu Xiaodao was taken aback for a moment, then slowly responded to him.

They are all young and vigorous young men, and they couldn't hold it anymore, Gu Xiaodao said in a low voice, "Are you a young man?"

The palace lord stared at him for a moment, remembered what the holy doctor said, gritted his teeth and said, "Forget it, go to sleep."

Gu Xiaodao: "Forget it...or sleep...?"

Palace Master: "..."

Gu Xiaodao also knew that he was thinking about his own body, but he couldn't help but asked, "Is it because of the lack of fork medicine?"

Palace Master: "..."

Gu Xiaodao patted his shoulder sympathetically: "I understand your pain."

The Palace Mistress hugged him sideways, spanked his buttocks twice, and said in a low voice, "Go to sleep."

Gu Xiaodao curled his lips, "I hope no one will show up this time, because I finally fell asleep."

The two slept together.

The right protector not far away: "..."

At dawn the next day, Suzaku woke everyone up, and the group continued on their way.

The holy doctor moved his neck, saw the extra right protector, and asked in surprise, "When did he appear?"

The protector on the right had dark circles under his eyes and a haggard face. He glanced at the holy doctor and then at the palace master, "Brother, just let me follow you..."

The palace lord said with a cold face: "It's up to you."

The Right Protector got the consent, finally heaved a sigh of relief, and said with a smile, "Thank you, big brother!"

The Palace Mistress glanced at him, "Didn't sleep well last night?"

The right protector laughed dryly: "Sleep well..."

The palace lord nodded, picked up Gu Xiaodao and said, "Let's go."

Protector You added in a low voice: "I was woken up by you after sleeping soundly, and you still do that kind of thing in front of my face!"

Gu Xiaodao's face froze: "...Did you see it in the middle of the night?"

Guardian You didn't answer, his expression was extremely surprised, but his focus was: "Your voice!"

Crisp and melodious?Isn't that the point?Gu Xiaodao roared inwardly, why is everyone paying attention to my voice!What's wrong with my voice!Rough and bold!It couldn't be better!

The palace lord said indifferently: "If the fire is lit, he will naturally be able to see it."

"……"Ah ah ah ah ah! !He thought he would put out the fire at night! !After it is turned off, it will be a dark night where you can't see your fingers!That's why you're so bold and passionate! !It turned out that all of this was seen by people!

He buried his red face on the back of the Palace Mistress, and said bitterly: "Why didn't you tell me!"

The palace lord chuckled a few times: "I am very happy to see you."

If I knew that others could see it, would I be so happy? !If it weren't for the self-control that he was so proud of, he might have been unable to control it at that time... Gu Xiaodao was terrified after thinking carefully, and bit the palace master hard to relieve his hatred.

The holy doctor jumped to the right guardian, handed him a medicine bottle, winked and said: "You have a needle eye, apply some ointment."

Right protector: "..."

The five continued to climb mountains and ridges, rested at the same place when it was dark, and continued on their way at dawn, and finally arrived in Yunzhou two days later.

After counting, it happened to be No. 16 days when we arrived in Yunzhou.

This Yunzhou belongs to the southern boundary.The holy doctor said that Guigu was still half a day away from Yunzhou, and they had to cross the river, so they planned to sit down and have a meal before going to the boatman.

Gu Xiaodao was curious about this place, but he couldn't see it himself, so he could only whisper in the palace master's ear: "Erkang, you are my eyes, please describe to me what this place looks like!"

The palace lord thought for a while: "There are a lot of flowers and plants."

Gu Xiaodao: "...There are more."

"Blue sky and white clouds."

Gu Xiaodao: "...there are white clouds floating in the cloudless sky? The little flowers and grasses on the side of the road seem to be smiling at you?"

Palace Master: "..."

One look at the palace lord, but he can't write essays!Gu Xiaodao waved his hand: "Forget it, tell me about the customs of this person."

Palace Master: "The people here are dressed very strangely."

Gu Xiaodao: "Are you surprised?"

Palace Master: "..."

Gu Xiaodao quickly changed his words: "You are not strange, you are unique, I like you so unique!!"

So in the end, Gu Xiaodao couldn't figure out what this place looked like.

The five of them walked all the way to the town, and felt the bustling atmosphere here from a distance.

The holy doctor was familiar with the way, and led a few people into a restaurant.

Xiao Er followed and said with a smile, "How many people are from other places? What do you want to eat?"

People here speak with a strange accent, and they speak very briskly, which makes people feel happy when they listen to it.

The palace lord put down Gu Xiaodao, helped him to sit up, and asked, "What do you want to eat?"

Gu Xiaodao said without hesitation: "Meat." After thinking for a while, he said: "Would you like some specialties?"

Guardian Right asked, "What's the special product here?"

The holy doctor smiled inscrutably: "I advise you not to order special products."

It seems to be more thoughtful when you say it like this!Gu Xiaodao said firmly: "It's decided to be meat and specialty products!"

Xiao Er responded and ran away happily.

Protector You repeated again, "What are the specialties here?"

Holy Doctor: "Hey hey hey hey..."

Gu Xiaodao: "I don't know why, but a trace of remorse flashed across my heart."

After a small meeting, their dishes were served.

The Right Protector exclaimed, "My God!"

Gu Xiaodao said anxiously: "What, what's wrong?"

The guard on the right changed his tone: "Oh my god, this dish looks really delicious, bro, come here, you can try it." As he spoke, he picked up a piece of food for Gu Xiaodao.

bro! ! !Gu Xiaodao was flattered, and quickly said: "Thank you."

The holy doctor also gave him a piece of food, "Junior brother, eat more, I feel so sorry for seeing you thin these days."

I'm still itchy!Gu Xiaodao shuddered and reluctantly said, "Thank you."

Then Suzaku silently brought food for him.

Although he didn't speak, Gu Xiaodao still felt his sincerity.

The palace lord handed the bowl to him, Gu Xiaodao held the bowl, and took a mouthful of food from the bowl with everyone's love.

Guardian Right asked expectantly, "Brother, how are you doing?"

Gu Xiaodao chewed twice: "Crispy and delicious, a little sweet."

The holy doctor smiled and gave him a little bit: "If it tastes good, eat more."

Gu Xiaodao took two bites, and said to the Palace Master, "Palace Master, you eat too."

This dish is the strangest he has ever eaten, because every bite has a different taste, some are soft and some are hard.

Gu Xiaodao asked while eating: "What kind of dish is this?"

It happened that Xiao Er was serving food to a table next to him. Hearing his question, he replied cheerfully, "Guest officer, this is deep-fried worms. There are grasshoppers, silkworm chrysalis, bee chrysalis, bamboo worms..."

Gu Xiaodao: "..."

You sound pleasant fart! ! !Gu Xiaodao chewed what was in his mouth with a stiff face, neither swallowing nor spit.

Right Protector: "Hahahahahahaha..."

Holy Doctor: "Hahahahahahahahaha..."

Gu Xiaodao: "..."

The bowl was handed to him by the palace lord. Gu Xiaodao smiled and said, "Palace lord, now is the time to test your feelings for me. You said that you can eat whatever I eat, right?"

Palace Master: "...Except for this."

Trembling, Gu Xiaodao stretched out his hand to touch his face, and said sadly: "Love is a bubble, if you can see through it, what's so sad."

Palace Master: "..."

Gu Xiaodao touched the corner of his mouth, "You are unkind, don't blame me for being unrighteous." After speaking, he ate several worms in one breath, and then moved them to the palace master's mouth.

The right protector rubbed his arms, turned his face away, and applied some ointment on his needle eye.

The holy doctor also lowered his head, not daring to look directly at the disgusting scene.

When Gu Xiaodao's pursed mouth was still a few centimeters away from the palace lord, the palace lord pinched his cheeks.

Gu Xiaodao: "Pfft—" All the things in his mouth were sprayed on the face of the palace lord.

The author has something to say: [System]: The right protector requests to join the team.

[System]: Captain Duan Yan rejected your request.

[Announcement rolled over]: Please do not watch this chapter before or after meals.Although when you read this, you have already read this chapter.hee hee hee hee