Time Traveling Feeding Palace Master Manual

The little junior asked curiously, "What's the matter?"

The palace master said: "My younger brother is playful, maybe he got lost in this ghost valley, please send someone to help him find it."

The junior brother said: "This is easy, Ping'er, you send some disciples to look around."

Master Ping nodded, turned around and went to give instructions to his disciples.

The little junior rubbed his hands and said excitedly: "Now you can apprentice to me, right?"

Gu Xiaodao asked suspiciously: "Is there something weird about this apprenticeship ceremony?"

The little junior brother shook his head excitedly: "No!"

"Why are you so excited..." Gu Xiaodao took two steps back and hid behind the Palace Master.

The little junior gave him a comforting look, "You wait for me!" He turned around and ran away.

Gu Xiaodao: "...I always have an ominous premonition."

The palace lord rubbed his head: "It's okay, I'm here, if he's acting weird, I'll..."

Gu Xiaodao quickly answered the next sentence for him: "Shoot him with one palm!"

Palace Master: "It's fine if you kill him, after all, he also saved you...just be disabled."

Gu Xiaodao: "..." Is it better to kill the benevolent than to kill the benevolent...

While waiting anxiously, the little junior brother finally trotted over with what looked like a wine jar.

The little junior put a bowl on the stone table, slapped the mud off the wine jar, filled the bowl full of wine boldly, and handed a bowl to Gu Xiaodao: "After drinking this bowl of wine, we are masters and apprentices! No! Drinking up is not a man!"

Gu Xiaodao was silent while holding the wine: "A bowl? Just me? You don't want to drink?"

The little junior waved his hand: "You can only drink the apprentice wine...you drink it quickly! You are not a man if you don't drink it all!"

If you say that, I don't even want to drink... Gu Xiaodao looked hesitant, and looked back at the Palace Master: "Won't the Palace Master come for a bowl? Let's make a cup..."

The palace lord asked doubtfully: "...a glass of wine?" Then he fell into deep thought.

What are you thinking about! ! ? ?Gu Xiaodao had no hope of asking for help, so he picked up the bowl and slowly brought it to his mouth.

The younger brother took advantage of the situation and provocatively said: "Hehe, it can't be that he has never drank a bar when he grows up? He is not a man if he doesn't drink up..."

If you still don't transfer, you are not Chinese!Gu Xiaodao glanced at him bitterly, and threw his head up.

The junior brother said: "Is it delicious!"

Gu Xiaodao thought for a while, "It's a bit bitter, but it's not bad... Eh, there's dregs?" He squirmed his mouth twice, squeezed out the dregs in his mouth with his hands, looked up, and said horribly: "Worm legs ???"

The younger brother smiled inscrutably: "Little Four Wine is made from thousand-legged centipedes, desert long scorpions, nine-flowered spiders, and blood forest snake guts. Drink one bowl to refresh your mind, drink two bowls to never get tired, and drink three bowls for longevity. Not getting old...that's impossible, anyway, after drinking this bowl of wine, you are my apprentice!"

"..." How did Xiaosi provoke you!You have to do this to him!The point is, what kind of ingredients are these... Is it necessary to add this recipe? It is purely fictitious, please don't try it, Mr. Audience?Gu Xiao's face was like a dish, and he bent down to pick his throat.

The little junior brother said coolly: "If you spit it out, you have to drink another bowl."

Gu Xiaodao put down his hand resentfully, and looked at the Palace Master pitifully: "Palace Master, hurry up, beat him to death!"

The palace lord's expression changed slightly, "Little Four Wine? The wine that is rumored to enhance power?"

Even though your facial expressions and conversations indicate that this wine is very powerful, it still cannot change the fact that its raw materials are extremely disgusting! ! !

The little junior smiled and said, "Enhancing the skill is purely exaggerated, but it is still very useful to assist in practicing. May the palace master have a bowl?"

The Palace Master shook his head and exclaimed: "Ghost Valley really..."

Gu Xiaodao continued: "Pervert."

The palace lord chuckled and patted his head.

The little junior smiled slightly: "Disciple, since you are already a disciple of Guigu, you should face Guigu. Remember not to insult the master."

Gu Xiaodao curled his lips: "Oh."

"You should say 'disciple respectfully obeys master's instruction'."

Gu Xiaodao waved his hand and said, "Come on, which one of us is with whom!"

Junior brother: "Nonsense!"

Gu Xiaodao: "Presumptuous!"

The junior brother said angrily: "Is it wrong? Hurry up and kneel down!"

Gu Xiaodao: "... Are you possessed by Master Ping?"

The little junior grimaced for a while, knelt down with his head in his hands, and said angrily, "Really, my apprentice is not well-behaved at all."

Gu Xiaodao folded his hands and looked at him coldly.

The little junior squatted for a while, then raised his face and said: "Speaking of which, why hasn't Ping'er come back? Where did your brother Xiong go?"

The palace lord frowned and said: "When we find it, we must teach him a lesson."

The junior brother glanced at Gu Xiaodao, and agreed: "The juniors are not successful if they don't fight."

What do you mean by looking at me? !Gu Xiaodao stared back fiercely.

The Palace Master said: "Why don't we go and look for it too?"

The little junior rubbed his chin, "It shouldn't be. Although there are many formations in Ghost Valley, the place is not very big. How can it be so difficult to find someone?"

Just as he was talking, he suddenly heard footsteps coming from behind, and at the same time a voice came weakly from behind: "Brother..."

The three of them turned their heads together.

The right protector took a step back, "What expressions do you have?"

The Palace Master had a murderous expression on his face.

Gu Xiaodao looked sympathetic.

The younger brother looked gloating.

The Palace Master said coldly: "Where have you been?"

The right protector shrank his neck, "Just walk around."

Master Ping said indifferently: "The right guardian has a good sense of direction, and he can get out of the ghost valley by just walking around."

The junior brother said: "So it's out of the valley, no wonder I've been looking for it for so long!"

The palace lord said coldly: "What are you going out for?"

The right protector looked aggrieved: "It's really a random walk, who knows, I just walked out...Brother, don't be angry!"

The palace master looked at him for a while, and saw that the right protector seemed to collapse on the ground and turned into his original shape, and then said: "You protect the law, don't have another time."

The right protector wiped the cold sweat from his forehead, knelt down on one knee and said: "Yes, Palace Master."

You are such a mysterious brotherhood!Gu Xiaodao was so dumbfounded, he quietly asked in the Palace Master's ear: "Palace Master, are you brothers?"

The Palace Mistress glanced at him and said with a straight face, "Of course."

Gu Xiaodao touched his face, "Don't be angry, since we are brothers, we should love each other as a family, right? Shake hands and say sorry to each other, everyone is good friends again, right?"

The palace lord looked at him for a long time with a complicated expression, and said slowly: "Coax the child?"

You are not far from a child!Gu Xiaodao said with an innocent expression: "Children are the same as adults. Brothers should live in harmony? As the saying goes, family and everything prosper, you are so born...isn't it awkward to meet every day?"

The right protector looked at Gu Xiaodao with admiration on his face: "Brother really knows the general idea!"

bro! ! !As soon as Gu Xiaodao heard this word, his whole body felt refreshed, and he said foolishly: "My uncle is also very sensible."

The palace lord smiled, "Gu Xiaodao, you really can't wait to become a member of this palace."

Gu Xiaodao looked blank, "Aren't I already yours?" After a pause, the old man blushed and said, "Bah! It's...you've been my man for a long time!"

The little junior brother said with great interest: "Have you ever paid homage?"

Gu Xiaodao: "..."

Palace Master: "..."

Seeing that they were silent, the younger junior clapped his hands and said, "Why don't you get married, I am Xiao Dao's master, as the saying goes, I will be a teacher for one day and a father for the rest of my life, so I can be a teacher!"

Gaotang, your brother-in-law!Gu Xiaodao was about to say don't even think about it, but heard the Palace Master say: "That's fine."

okay?also good! !Gu Xiaodao was startled and said: "Palace Master, don't listen to his nonsense, the two men worship Maotang? Wake up, Erkang!"

The palace lord looked at him brightly, "This palace says yes, so it is."

The younger brother also booed from the side: "Why can't the two men come to worship? I still want to go to worship with Ping'er!"

Master Ping: "Don't even think about it."

The junior brother rushed forward, "Why why!"

Master Ping looked at him indifferently, without saying a word.

The junior brother felt wronged and said, "You still haven't forgiven me? I promise you, if you agree to pay homage to me, I will let you be on top."

Master Ping: "Deal."

Gu Xiaodao: "..." What about the dignity of the people below?And Master Ping is too naive, can you believe the words that make you above?Can you believe it? !

The little junior said happily: "Then choosing a day is worse than bumping into the sun, so let's worship on the fifteenth day of the next month?"

"Wait until you take the reduction pill?" Master Ping explained his plan in one sentence.

The little junior brother's face collapsed: "No."

Master Ping had a smile on his face: "Since choosing a day is worse than hitting the sun, let's worship today."

The little junior was both happy and annoyed, and after a while he gritted his teeth and said, "Deal!"

Don't you think this decision is too hasty?Gu Xiaodao dryly clapped his hands and said, "Congratulations, master, master, hehehehe!"

The little junior held Master Ping's hand, and said to Gu Xiaodao: "Disciple, why don't you join me, I'll help you be the high priest after I'm done praying, it's really a good thing."

Who wants to be with sloppy people like you?Gu Xiaodao sneered, expressing his disdain.

The palace lord also said: "Today is a bit too hasty."

You see, it's still the master of the palace! ……wrong!Does this mean that if you don’t worship today, you still have to worship another day?

I only heard the palace lord say calmly: "Tomorrow will be fine."

Gu Xiaodao: "..." Hehe, pretend I didn't say anything!

Gu Xiaodao took the Palace Master's hand: "This matter... can't be done!"

The palace lord narrowed his eyes: "You don't want to pay homage to me?"

Gu Xiaodao was about to say "I don't want to", but after thinking about it, he said: "At least you can't be so hasty, right?"

"I'm going to have a big wedding. Naturally, I will invite all sects from all over the world. You don't have to worry about the ostentation."

It's not a question of pomp at all, okay? ! !Gu Xiaodao asked suspiciously: "Bai Dao is also hosting a banquet?"

The Palace Master said casually: "Come if you want, but on that day, I will not kill anyone."

The junior brother sideways said: "But our Guigu retreated into the world, so you didn't expose our Guigu by doing this?"

The palace lord said indifferently: "Who said that you are going to pay homage here."

Junior brother: "... You said that you will visit the hall tomorrow, even if you leave now, you won't be able to make it to Jiuyun Palace, right?"

The palace lord frowned, "Then go back and pay homage."

The little junior was startled and said, "It's been a month since I've come and gone, and I still have to observe my apprentice!"

Isn't the point about teaching me poison techniques?Gu Xiaodao complained silently.

The palace lord frowned and said, "How about that?"

The younger brother thought for a while: "You can pay homage to the hall tomorrow and have a banquet later."