Time Traveling Feeding Palace Master Manual

Guardian You led them all the way into a courtyard full of red lanterns, excitedly said: "This is it!"

Gu Xiaodao pointed to the shadows of countless human heads reflected on the window paper, hesitantly said: "Are you sure this is here?" There seemed to be many people inside?

Protector You had an expression of "Why are you so ignorant", "Have you never been married before?"

Gu Xiaodao was silent, touched his chin and said, "Could it be that you were married before?"

The right protector choked, waved his hand and said: "Slip of the tongue! I mean, have you never seen anyone get married? Didn't you know that getting married would lead to a bridal chamber?"

Gu Xiaodao took it for granted: "I haven't seen it! I don't know!"

The protector on the right had a sympathetic face: "It's okay, anyway, you have to experience it yourself now, anyway, you remember, if everyone inside asks you to do something, you have to do it, and you can't get angry."

Gu Xiaodao: "Why do I have a bad feeling?"

The right protector said: "It seems that this is a custom."

As soon as Gu Xiaodao and the palace lord stepped through the door, the people inside rushed up, saying congratulations.

Gu Xiaodao saw the younger brother and Master Ping at a glance, pointed at them and said, "Master, Master Ping, aren't you also newcomers? Why are you here to make trouble in our cave/room?"

The younger brother said: "They dare not disturb Master's bridal chamber."

Gu Xiaodao: "...Don't you dare to make trouble in the palace lord's cave/room??" Isn't the palace lord more terrifying in comparison!

The junior brother blinked: "The people of Jiuyun Palace are the guests of Guigu, so of course we have to treat each other with courtesy."

Gu Xiaodao said: "But I'm from Guigu, so I don't care about etiquette!"

The little junior shook his head: "That's not acceptable, you are considered half a guest of the water splashed by a married apprentice, it's a custom." After saying that, he threw a handful of things at him.

Gu Xiaodao: "..."

Gu Xiaodao flicked his clothes, and said in distaste: "Can't you talk nicely? Throw me all the candies!"

The younger brother said: "This is a custom."

As soon as the junior brother finished speaking, people in the room threw things at them one after another, cakes, melon seeds, tea, everything.

Gu Xiaodao: "... Throwing things is also part of the custom? Why do I have the feeling of being paraded in the street?" It's just that the orchid vegetables were thrown in the street.

The palace lord wrapped him in his arms, blocked the thrown things for him, and said softly: "Everything they throw has a meaning."

Gu Xiaodao: "...Really?"

The palace lord pointed to the candy cake at his feet: "This is a sweet wish."

Gu Xiaodao pointed at the crispy crab on his arm, "What about this one?"

The junior brother replied on behalf of the Palace Master: "Life is harmonious."

Gu Xiaodao: "..."

The palace lord smiled and twisted a peanut out of his hair, and took out a date from his collar, "Here, look, a precious son will be born early."

Gu Xiaodao knocked off the things in his hand with a smile, and asked: "This is too nonsense, I wish you and I have a baby early? Who will have a baby between us? You? Men's and women's balls?"

The palace lord touched his face and said with a smile: "Then do you like children?"

Gu Xiaodao pointed at him in horror: "If I like it, can you give birth?"

The palace lord looked helpless, and said lightly: "I mean adopt one."

Gu Xiaodao's eyes lit up: "You can have this."

The palace lord's tone changed: "Forget it, taking care of you on weekdays is enough of a headache, and I can't be distracted to take care of others."

Gu Xiaodao snorted, "Am I such a bear?"

The palace lord nodded.

Gu Xiaodao reflected on himself: "In the future, I will definitely not give you any headaches."

The palace lord looked at him with a smile: "I just like you being so bearish."

Gu Xiaodao: "..."

The right protector rubbed his arm and said: "Brother, brother-in-law, there are so many people watching, is it really good for you to act like no one else?"

The palace lord glanced over indifferently, and the right guardian fell silent.

The holy doctor said with a narrow smile: "So loving, let's have a cup of wine in front of us!"

Others in the room also booed.

Gu Xiaodao scratched his head: "This is so embarrassing."

The right protector said quietly from the side: "Responsive to every request..."

OK!Respect customs!

Gu Xiaodao saw that there were two glasses of wine on the table, so he reached out to get them.

He was just about to take it, when people around him said: "This cup is too small, old men and this weird guy, why don't you change it to a bigger one!"

As soon as that person suggested, someone immediately brought over two large jars of wine, "Is this big enough!"

Gu Xiaodao looked at the two calf-high wine jars, and said hesitantly, "This one is pretty big, but how can you lift it up..."

"Stop making trouble, how can they finish drinking so much?" The junior brother hurriedly stopped him, then took out two soup bowls from behind as if by magic, filled them up respectively, and made a gesture of invitation to Gu Xiaodao and the Palace Master , "Two jars won't work, then two bowls!"

It seems that your bowl is not small, right?The cup of wine turned into a bowl of wine... Gu Xiaodao resignedly picked up a bowl and handed it to the Palace Master: "Then drink it?"

The palace lord said displeased: "The wine that was blocked for you during the day is for nothing."

Gu Xiaodao patted him on the shoulder: "Bring a glass of wine, the meaning is different."

The corner of the palace lord's mouth curled up, "That's right, but do you know how to drink wine?"

What's so difficult about it?Gu Xiaodao imitated what he saw in the TV series, intersected with his wrist, blinked and said, "Is that so?"

The Palace Master shook his head, "No."

What about me?If you don't drink like this, how should you drink it? ?

The palace lord said: "You should feed me, and I will feed you."

Gu Xiaodao's expression froze: "Use your mouth?" Why are you people so unrestrained!Is it really okay to be so embarrassing in front of so many people?

The Palace Master brought the bowl in his hand to his mouth with a calm expression.

Gu Xiaodao suddenly realized: "Oh, this kind of meaning." After finishing speaking, he put his bowl to the mouth of the palace lord.

After the two finished feeding each other, Gu Xiaodao felt a little dizzy.

The palace lord embraced him, frowned and said, "Is it okay?"

Gu Xiaodao shook his head vigorously, reluctantly said: "Fortunately..."

not good at all!This is a soup bowl of white wine! ! !Gu Xiaodao felt that he was about to lose his footing, so he barely leaned against the palace lord, so he had to bury his face in the palace lord's chest.

The palace lord rubbed his head: "If it's really uncomfortable, let them all break up?"

Gu Xiaodao raised his face and pouted, "No way!"

The little junior looked at him with interest: "Are you drunk?"

Gu Xiaodao waved his hand and said, "How is it possible!"

"Then you take two steps!"

Gu Xiaodao heard the words, pushed the palace master away, walked back and forth two steps, and then fell to the ground.

Junior Brother: "Hahahahahahahahaha..."

Gu Xiaodao: "..."

The palace lord helped him up, and said softly: "Why don't you rest earlier?"

Gu Xiaodao hooked his chin: "Can't wait for the bridal chamber?"

Palace Master: "..."

Gu Xiaodao tilted his head and said: "But I still want to see what tricks they are going to play..."

The junior brother blinked: "Since we are not drunk, what shall we play next?"

Gu Xiaodao clapped his hands stupidly: "Yes, yes, what are you playing?"

Someone suggested: "How about guessing the bride?"

As soon as I hear this name, I am very changed (with) state (energized)!Gu Xiaodao stuck out his tongue and said, "How to play?"

The little junior brother folded his arms and said, "Just find a few people who dress up like you, then cover their heads, and ask the palace master to guess who is the real you."

It turned out to be such an old-fashioned game... Gu Xiaodao pointed at his nose: "You mean I'm the bride? Obviously the Palace Mistress is my wife!"

Junior Brother: "Then change it to Guessing the Husband, this groom officer, please put on the hijab?"

Gu Xiaodao obediently took over the hijab and put it on himself.

Seems like something is wrong?Gu Xiaodao suddenly thought, since he is the bridegroom...why do he need to cover his head?Engage in a long time or guess the bride ah!

Before he could react, he was dragged aside and helped onto the bed.

Gu Xiaodao wondered, "Why do you sit on the bed?"

The person next to him smiled and said, "It's not sitting on the bed, it's lying on the bed."

Your game is too much, isn't it?

Those disciples who came up with ideas asked the palace master to turn around, then lifted a little curtain of the bed, let Gu Xiaodao crawl to the innermost side of the bed, and said: "You lie down for a while, and wait for the others to change into their wedding clothes. The Lord can come and guess." After speaking, he got out and closed the bed curtain tightly.

Gu Xiaodao sat up and peeked through the gap in the hijab. The bed curtain was so thick that it was almost impossible to see the outside.

"laugh."

He seemed to hear someone sneer?

So there were already people inside?Gu Xiaodao lifted a small slit of hijab and looked back.

I saw a man sitting with his knees hugged in the corner, looking at him expressionlessly.

The key is that the person's face is exactly the same as his.

Gu Xiaodao was stunned for a moment, rubbed his eyes, and murmured: "Mirror?"

He reached out to poke the person in the mirror, but touched the real skin of the person.

Not a mirror, but a real person? !And it looks exactly like yourself?

Gu Xiaodao's heart suddenly trembled, and he was half awake from the wine, and immediately wanted to shout, but the man reached out and quickly touched his neck, and said with a gloomy expression: "Traitor."

Fuck, the voice is the same as your own?Seeing his face make such an expression, Gu Xiaodao was almost scared to pee, and quickly crawled out on all fours.

The man gently grabbed his back collar and lifted him back, "I really don't know why my lord is willing to forgive you."

What are you talking about, bro, I don't understand!Gu Xiaodao was struggling constantly, and the man simply pinched his acupuncture points, making him unable to move, and at the same time pressed his lower abdomen with his hands.

Gu Xiaodao froze, terrified, what is this for?

The man pressed it for a while, then withdrew his hand lightly, and said to himself: "Sure enough, it's half the skill, Duan Yan is really willing."

Who is this?Why do you look exactly like yourself?Gu Xiaodao's mind was in a mess, and he still finds it unbelievable.

There was a lot of noise outside, and the voice of the junior brother suddenly came from outside the bed curtain, "Everyone who has changed their clothes should climb onto the bed, Palace Master, prepare to guess." Gu Xiaodao stared closely at the bed curtain, only Ask the person who lifts the bed curtain to find something is wrong.

The person with the same appearance as himself found a pot of wine from somewhere, took a quick sip, then lifted the quilt to one side, and pushed Gu Xiaodao over.

Suddenly there was a burst of firecrackers outside, Gu Xiaodao only felt the bed board under him tilt slightly, and then the whole person fell down.

The author has something to say: Gu Xiaodao: The author really won't let people have a good bridal chamber!