Brother Xiu's Sickness Jianghu Road
Chapter 24
Xiu took it into his arms.Sleeping posture is correct, sleep.
The night's blizzard blew sharply, and the faces of several people who searched for the lost Doubi Master were bloody.
But when Roland was going forward against the wind and snow, he suddenly heard someone shouting loudly.
"Do you eat sweet zongzi or salty zongzi?" The figure of the beggar gang standing motionless like a statue in the wind and snow was especially tall and majestic.
He couldn't find Xiu Ren, and Ye Xin was already on the verge of being irritable. He suddenly heard someone asking such a useless question, and he struck out with the epee behind him. The golden light was like lightning, and the strike was like lightning.
This gang of beggars is not weak in martial arts, and patrols the mountains in Kunlun every day, looking for someone to learn from.
He has a strange problem, whenever he meets people, he will ask "sweet rice dumplings or salty rice dumplings".
Anyone who answers the question of eating salty rice dumplings will always be beaten by him, his nose is blue and his face is swollen and his self-esteem is hurt.
It's a pity that he encountered a hard stubble today.
After Ye Xin beat up the beggar gang, he left an ingot of gold, feeling a little heartbroken, "I think you are a talented person, don't give up your treatment."
The beggar gang covered his swollen face and picked up the gold ingot wisely, "Speak up if you have something to say, don't slap your face."
Roland asked, "Have you ever seen a man in black and white riding a white horse today?"
"Yes, I saw him guarding the hole in the glacier for two hours and only caught one fish."
"..." Master, you're going to die!Can you not eat fish?
27
Ning Dacao woke up the next morning and found that Roland and the others had found him. They all had dark circles under their eyes and messy hairstyles. At a glance, they knew that they hadn't blown all night and the wind had blown all night, as if they had been looking for him for a long time.
Ning Xiu was a little touched.
So he said to his disciples, "Remember to bring some wine and meat to me next time."
The expressions of the young guys all darkened.
After having breakfast at Haoqi League's camp, Ningxiu was stared at Lingfeng Village by Roland and the others in the standard posture of escorting mortals.
Kexi was standing on the big tree at the entrance of the village, waiting for them to come back like a squirrel.
Seeing them coming back from a distance, he immediately stepped on his great lightness kung fu and fluttered over like a butterfly.
She was extremely nervous, as if Ningxiu had encountered misfortune the night he disappeared, "Master QAQ, are you missing an arm? Have you broken your leg? Is your chrysanthemum okay?"
"My chrysanthemum is very good." Ning Xiushi replied.
Those who didn't sleep all night went to catch up on sleep when they arrived at Lingfeng Village, while Li Linghan, who was riding on a tall horse, stayed behind and stared at Ke Xi.
Ke Xi glared at the domineering military master, "Who are you?"
"I'm Li Linghan." Li Linghan pointed to Ningxiu, "I'm his third apprentice."
"I'm Cauchy, number four."
Li Linghan had a sharp and handsome face with a smile, "Junior Sister, how are you?"
"Hello, Senior Brother." After speaking, Kexi went to pester Ningxiu, holding his arms almost hanging on Ningxiu's body, "Master, do you still remember that I am your Koxixi?"
Ningxiu took a few strenuous steps, "Of course I remember, you are my darling Ke Xixi, darling, let go."
As if he didn't hear it, Kexi hugged him without shaking his arms, "Master told you, yesterday we arrived at Lingfeng Village and quickly found the Green Cliff Immortal on a nearby cliff. We thought it was a great person, but He is a disgraced young man. The Green Wall Immortal looked at us coldly after seeing us, with a proud heart. He asked us to go to Xiaoyao Peak to steal the Three Spirits and Hundred Flowers Wine for him, otherwise he would not heal Su Li .”
"Su Li's stubborn illness can't be cured overnight." Ningxiu tried to withdraw his arm again, and Kexi was like a crab and couldn't let go.
"We thought so too, but just for fun, we went to Xiaoyao Peak to steal a jar of Sanling Baihua wine and gave it back to him. Unexpectedly, he took out a small bottle of it and gave it to Su Li, saying a small bottle It can cure all diseases and detoxify all diseases. The effect is immediate, and at night Su Li can already operate the internal energy and segregation meridians." The more Coxi talked, the happier he was, bouncing around with Ningxiu's arms in his arms, "So I stole I'll come back with half a jug of wine for you." She was full of joy, as if Ningxiu would recover her skills immediately after drinking the wine, and return to her majestic master who could crush a big stone in his chest.
"If the curative effect of the Sanling Baihua wine is as effective as you said, if I drink half of the wine, I will not be killed by the medicine."
When they arrived at the farmhouse where Ke Xi was staying, a little woman saw Ke Xi and Ning Xiu coming, and hurriedly hid in the house with blushing cheeks.
Seeing her, Ke Xi silently dragged Ning Xiu into the hut where she lived.
She took out a small jar of wine from behind the quilt, the porcelain white jar was not big, and covered the opening with a red cloth.She handed it to Ningxiu as if offering a treasure, and Ningxiu took it and lifted the red cloth, put it under her nose and sniffed it gently.
It doesn't smell like alcohol, but it's like a handful of clear mountain spring water soaked in nectar, with a slight sweetness.
"Are you sure it's wine?"
"Probably." Ke Xi was not sure.
With a fearless mentality of being unclean and not hurting his stomach, Ningxiu took a sip from the mouth of the altar, the sweet taste of honey water spread between his mouth and teeth, and after swallowing, there was a refreshing feeling in his mouth. fragrance.
He couldn't help but took another sip, "I think this stuff has a beauty-beautifying effect, Kexi, drink some."
"I won't drink it, Master, please finish it quickly, think about your long white hair."
It doesn't matter whether you have long white hair or wrinkled Ningxiu, because the honey water is refreshing to drink, and Ningxiu finished drinking this small altar in a short time.
Seeing that he had finished drinking, Kexi took out a thick big ginseng with leaves and yellow flowers from behind the quilt, and handed it over like a treasure, "This is an old ginseng that Ximen Chuuxue found from the mountain, it's called Bailong ginseng, it seems It looks very nourishing. Ximen Chuuxue said that Master is weak and needs to eat more."
Ningxiu looked at this precious old ginseng, and felt that his apprentice was really filial, but he still wanted to hit him.
Anyway, he is also a barefoot doctor who has practiced medicine without a license for many years and is full of medical skills. Ningxiu recognized the origin of this ginseng at a glance.
White dragon ginseng is not actually ginseng. It just looks like ginseng. Taking it has the effect of prolonging life. It can be cooked with a variety of ingredients, such as cooking with pork, which can warm the kidneys and increase essence.Cooking with beef can replenish Qi.Cooking with mutton can invigorate qi and stop sweating.Cooking with chicken can cure tuberculosis.
You can also eat it raw, and you can grow fat in vain if you eat it.Women who eat it can stop night sweats and treat leucorrhea.
Men eat it, and it is very effective for kidney deficiency.
Ning Xiu said: Is there any more of this delicious food?Eat as much as you have!
When the few who went to catch up on sleep woke up one by one, they found that Ningxiu was setting up a big pot to make soup, and Kexi was laying hands on the firewood.
As a little lolita, her strength is already considered extraordinary.At least when Ning Dacao was finishing the pot of broth that says "killing people and setting fire to eat the dead every minute", she had already chopped a pile of firewood for Ning Dacao to show off his culinary skills to his heart's content.
No one would like to eat what he made.
Anyway, when Ximen Chuuxue saw Ningxiu peeling something that looked like a white radish into the boiling pot from a distance, he turned and left without a trace of hesitation.Apparently he underestimated Ningxiu, even though Ningxiu has become highly myopic now, his beast instinct is still there, "Axue! Come and drink soup!"
Ximen Chuuxue fled faster, but he met Li Linghan and Ye Xin who were walking together, and when they saw Ximen Chuuxue, they smiled and embraced him and walked towards Ningxiu.
Ximen Fuxue, who is approaching the dark world with stomach ache step by step: "..."
Standing by the cauldron, Ye Xin asked, "Master, are you sure we won't run out of the latrine after eating it?"
"Don't worry, my cooking skills are honed and I promise to make you eat bowl after bowl of delicious food." Ning Dacao said with a smile while stirring the soup.
If you just smell the smell, this pot of pork bone soup does have a tempting aroma that seduces gluttons.The soup is well boiled, the soup is light amber in color, clear and rich.
Perhaps Ningxiu's culinary skills have undergone earth-shaking positive evolution.With this in mind, Ye Xin felt that he could have a taste.
Li Goudan's awareness has always been the highest, and he is ready to rush to the latrine at any time.
And Ximen Chuuxue noticed that Roland, who had the title of senior brother, hadn't appeared from the beginning to the end, and they had met on the road before a stick of incense.
In fact, when Roland saw that Ningxiu was cooking soup, his reaction was the same as that of Ximen Fuxue, and he retreated immediately.The difference is that Ximen Chuuxue's sense of presence is too strong, which immediately attracted Ning Dacao's attention, and Roland took the opportunity to escape.
After the pot of broth was ready, Hisoka, who had been missing for two days and two nights, returned.He walked over and waited for dinner as if nothing had happened, with a happy look on his face, as if something good had happened.When he got closer, everyone could feel the unabated bloody smell on his body.Think with your toes and know what he has been doing these two days.
Each person had a big bowl of boiled broth. Hisoka held the bowl and blew it cool, and was the first to move his chopsticks.He gave the chef a lot of face, and he ate three bowls in a row with a big appetite.
With Hisoka taking the lead, the others lifted the alarm and moved their chopsticks, and found that a pot of ordinary pork bone soup was cooked by Ningxiu. It was neither greasy nor bland, and the taste was unexpectedly delicious.
When they were happily full, Ningxiu went to him with the love soup specially reserved for his apprentice Roland.
But after Roland drank the first sip of soup with Ningxiu's harmless smile, he vaguely heard the voices of Li Linghan and Ye Xin. It sounded like they were fighting for the right to use the hut.
Roland held the bowl, his expression pale, "Master, what have you done?"
Ningxiu raised his head brightly and sadly like a poem, "You have to know that as a teacher, I love you after all."
"So what exactly did you do to them?"
"I contracted all the huts in the village for your juniors."
"..." Can you contract something meaningful! ! !What a hut!
Roland held the bowl, put down the chopsticks bravely, and tried to impress Ningxiu with the truth, "Master, do you remember what happened to me the first time I ate your barbecue?"
"Are you saying that you got food poisoning and fell into a coma for three days before waking up?" He didn't seem to have any repentance at all.
"...can I not eat this bowl of soup?"
"Don't waste it, I used white dragon ginseng to make soup and ate it to invigorate the kidney."
Roland was taken aback for a moment, and blurted out without thinking, "Master, you are too imaginary to marry a wife, don't you want to eat more?"
"Ha ha."
Ningxiu brought a pot of soup to Roland, but Roland had finished eating anyway.
As Ning Dacao said, he loves his apprentices, and he managed to contract all the huts in the village for them.
When everyone ran to the latrine with weak legs, Hisoka was the only one who was doing well, which almost became an unsolved mystery between them.
When Hisoka, who is invulnerable to poison, was basking in the sun on the big tree at the entrance of the village, he saw Ningxiu who rode out on a horse while others were focusing on toilet culture. He asked him, "Where are you going?"
"Go to the Valley of the Wicked."
Hisoka narrowed his eyes, looked at Ningxiu with an inexplicable expression, and the corners of his lips turned up, revealing an arc that was not considered a smile, "Why do you want to go on the road alone?"
Ningxiu did not answer, but said to Hisoka, who was sitting on the tree with his long legs stretched out, "Go and lead a horse, let's go to the Valley of the Wicked."
In the short time that Hisoka went to lead the horse, Ningxiu had already patted the horse's ass and ran away without a trace.
Hisoka stood expressionlessly facing the village entrance for a while, then went back and told his friends that their master had run away again.
The friends clutched their aching stomachs and were depressed.Master ran away from home again, and they were really worried.
Hisoka still cared about his question, "Why did he go to the Valley of the Wicked alone?"
There was silence, until Ye Xin suddenly said, "What he wants to find is not Wang Yifeng, the head of the top ten villains in the Valley of the Evil, but Xiao Yao'er, one of the top ten villains, 'Yan Wang Tie'."
Luo Lan and Li Linghan, the disciples of the Tiance Mansion who are in charge of the crimes of the villains in the world, immediately figured out the key point.Li Goudan's temper was rather explosive, his face turned dark immediately, with a terrifying scowl, "Is he going to recover his skills or seek death!"
Ximen Chuuxue drank a cup of tea calmly, "Yongji is in the Valley of the Evil."
"Who?" Except for Roland, the others didn't know who the Eternal Silent was or what his origin was.
"Master." Ximen Chuuxue betrayed his second master without hesitation.
Roland, who knew everything, had blood on his face.
Li Goudan turned his head inadvertently, "Junior Sister, why are you sharpening your knife?"
"QAQ Master belongs to me alone! My kitchen knife is already, hungry, thirsty, difficult, resistant!"
28
There is an ice field in the center of the Kunlun Snow Region, which has been covered by heavy snow for many years, as if a huge ice block has been pressed in the eastern and western mountains. When the weather is good, you can see the blue land and the blue sky at a glance, as if the ice field is vast and snowy. boundless.The east and west mountains of Kunlun are occupied by the Haoqi League and the Evilren Valley respectively. However, the Kunlun faction sits deep in the frigid ice peaks and snow mountains in the north.
The Kunlun School is hidden from the world, and the main altar of the school is extremely secretive.In the north, there are huge icebergs that rise straight into the sky. The majestic and magnificent ice peak cliffs seem to be chiseled out with a giant axe. At the highest point, you can see the cornices of the Kunlun Tower in the clouds and mist.
Ning Dacao is not interested in the Kunlun faction, and he doesn't plan to go to Xuefeng, even though he had a relationship with Kunlun a few times in his past life.It's just that the flowers are similar every year, and the people are different every year. For him, Kunlun has lost the meaning of revisiting.
The most convenient way to go to Evilman Valley is to go west around the foot of Kunlun Mountain.Ningxiu was riding a horse, walking higher and higher, Ningxiu had bad eyesight, squinted for a long time and found that the road he was walking had forked, and he had reached the foot of the Kunlun School.If he went further up, there would be no way to go, and he had to climb the ice peak to get there.He sat on the horse and thought about it, and decided to move on. Anyway, he was already going wrong, and the general direction was correct.
Then he and his horse fell into the ice ditch. He adjusted his position as soon as he felt that he was about to fall, and stepped on the weak ice wall to cushion him for a while before falling.Sliding along the [-]-degree ice wall to the low ground like playing a slide.
When he got up from the ground with a disheveled face and healthy hands and feet, the big white horse, who had finished playing on the slide a step earlier, got up like a madman and ran away by himself, taking away a bag of dried meat tied to the saddle by Ningxiu.
Fuck!Ma Junjun, come back soon!Did you know that there are many snow wolves on the ice field!If you dare to run, you are dead!
It's a pity that no matter what posture Ning Dacao stretches out Erkang's hand, he can't call back the freed Ma Junjun.
Ma Junjun: Hahahaha, stupid human beings, go play with your own eggs!
Having lost his mount, Ningxiu looked up at the sky, the weather was very good, the wind was so bright and sunny that he wanted to find a tree to sit down and have a picnic.Rubbing his frozen hands, he continued walking west.The sun was right above his head, and he lowered his head and stepped on his own shadow to play.Until he heard someone talking in front of him.
Last night's beggar gang, "Do you eat sweet rice dumplings or salty rice dumplings?"
Then someone replied, "I eat sweet rice dumplings dipped in chili sauce and wrapped in coriander."
"How can you eat something so disgusting!"
"Eating sweet rice dumplings wrapped in coriander is a matter of principle, hey hey what are you doing! Good man, spare your life!"
Then there was the sound of beggars beating people to the point of punching and punching.
Ningxiu moved his hands and walked around slowly, still thinking in his heart: the gang of beggars is really funny.
When the beggar gang wiped out a passerby's health bar, he saw Ningxiu, so he chased after him, "Aren't you the funny guy who guarded an ice hole for two hours last night and only caught one fish?"
Ningxiu glanced slowly at the beggar brother who came up to him and walked side by side, "Don't bully me because I'm blind."
"Are you blind???" Beggars suddenly moved closer to their faces, nose to nose and eyes to eyes with Ning Xiu, under his messy bangs, a pair of ice green eyes appeared in front of Ning Xiu.
In this era where everyone has black hair and black eyes, foreign friends are very rare. This beggar's hair is authentic black, but his eyes are as beautiful as ice emeralds.Like every beggar gang, his clothes are messy and unaesthetic, with dog-beating sticks and wine gourds hanging around his waist, but his milky white skin is like a court nobleman, and his facial features are clean and beautiful. Everyone will praise him as handsome , especially a pair of deep and charming emerald eyes.It's a pity that he is a gang of beggars. He has no house, no car, and no savings. Girls don't like such a guy.
Ningxiu felt that this person looked familiar, and subconsciously asked him, "Do you wear colored contact lenses?"
The beggar boy heard this, his mouth reacted faster than his brain, "Where did the shopping malls sell color contact lenses in this cold weapon era?"
Ningxiu: "Young man, did you buy a lottery ticket when you crossed?"
Brother Beggar: "..." Fellow?
The two stared dryly for a while, and Ningxiu felt that his eyes were too strained, so he tilted his head and rubbed his eyes himself.
The beggar boy showed a friendly smile. On his young and handsome face, every smile seems to be able to make people feel good. He said, "My surname is Ning, and my name is Sanguan. I can comprehend the meaning of the Three Noble Truths with one thought. .”
When Ning Sanguan introduced himself to others like this before, others would think that he was tall, and would always say that it was a good name. The Wanhua in front of him is obviously the kind of person who reads a lot, and he must also think that "Sanguan" is a person. Good name.It's a pity that Ning Sanguan's prediction was wrong.
There was a subtle expression on Ning Dacao's face, which seemed to be distasteful, "Nonsense, I gave you this simple and rude name, because my three views are broken."
Ning Sanguan: "...Wait, don't talk, the amount of information is a bit large, I need to digest it."
The Beggar Clan disciple turned his back and squatted on the ground. He held his head and muttered words, but his voice was suppressed in his throat. No one except himself knew what he said.
Ningxiu has twelve apprentices, and Ning Sanguan ranks twelve. The reason why he takes Ningxiu's surname is because he is the child delivered by Ningxiu himself.Because of this, Ningxiu almost raised him as a son.
Just like that, Ning Sanguan is the apprentice who is the closest to Ningxiu, and both master and apprentice even look exactly the same when they eat and serve bowls.
Ning Sanguan, this brat, has perfectly inherited Ning Xiuren's skills of being serious and funny.In Ning Sanguan's memory, his master was struck to death by lightning on a dark and thundery day. At that time, he was still young and naive, and he thought his master was dead.Until one day he was struck in the forehead by a thunderbolt on a dark and thunderstorm day.He didn't die, he crossed over, and Ning Sanguan realized at that time, his master didn't die because he went through time travel!
Ning Sanguan squatted on the ground and stood up after struggling, wanting to give Ningxiu a bright smile in a cool way, and tell him: Master, I knew you were not dead.
He turned his head and found that Ningxiu had left him while he was squatting and struggling, and gradually walked away.
Ning Sanguan took a few steps to keep up with his jug, "Master, why did you change your appearance? Have you had plastic surgery?"
"It's a long story, so I don't want to mention it. Why don't we talk about why you became a disheveled beggar gang, or a funny beggar gang who wanders around Kunlun and asks people for sweet and salty rice dumplings."
Ning Sanguan smiled and replied, "People in this era are not very friendly to people with green eyes." So he went to Kunlun alone to live as a beggar gang for a newspaper office, strictly carrying out the true mission of the little prince of the King of Fighters, almost beating anyone he saw. .
Ningxiu glanced at him and said nothing.
"Master, where are you going?"
"Valley of the Wicked."
"The poor mountains and rivers are full of troublemakers, what are you going to do in the Valley of the Wicked?"
"See a doctor."
Ning Xiu answered honestly, and Ning Sanguan laughed a few times with his neck up, "Don't lie to me, aren't you a doctor yourself?"
"Well, to tell you the truth, I am very poisonous, I can't handle it by myself, I need someone to help me."
"Who are you looking for?"
"The legacy of the Magical Girl King."
Anyway, he is also a man of the rivers and lakes, and Sanguan Sanguan has also heard of the name of the owner of the wicked valley, the head of the top ten villains, Wang Yifeng, "Master, you call her a big man and a magical girl, does he know it?"
"If he knows, can I still talk to you here?"
"Your name is Wang Yifeng Magical Girl, so Xie Yuan from Haoqi League is a magical boy?"
"Everyone in the Jianghu knows that the magical girl Wang Yifeng and Sailor Moon Xie Yuan are a star combination of strength and idolism."
"There are no such rumors in the Jianghu. Although I live alone in Kunlun, I also know the gossip in the Jianghu." Ning Sanguan used the word gossip accurately, and he did have a factual basis.
He took out a handwritten book from his pocket, and Ningxiu took a look. On the indigo blue cover, the title of the book was clearly written in black regular script, "Youyue Da Tang Post News", which looked like a clean and delicate woman. handwriting.When I opened it, I found that it was indeed a book written by my sister, or a book co-written by my sisters from Qixiufang. The book recorded in detail the big and small things that happened in the rivers and lakes in August.For example, about Xiao Sha, the blood-eyed dragon king who fled and went to the desert of the Western Regions to seek revenge from the Mingjiao, but was slapped in the face by the guardian of the Mingjiao, Night Emperor Kalubi, and knocked out of the Mingjiao territory.
Ningxiu flipped through the Datang Post Newsletter, and on the last few pages, he saw a small note about the Taoist Master Chunyang in the last few pages similar to "Seeking Love, Seeking Stirring, Seeking True Love", saying that there is a handsome man in Chunyang Temple The Taoist priest of Cracking the Sky is called Shen Xuzi. He really looks good enough for single girls in the world. He doesn't have a wife, and he likes to eat chicken legs.
Ning Dacao read it vaguely and felt a little familiar, so he didn't think much about flipping through it, and returned the book to Ning Sanguan, "How many times have I told you, read less gossip magazines, watch TV and eat more."
"Social productivity is backward, the steam engine has not been invented, and there is no TV to watch. It is a luxury to have a magazine. Speaking of which, Master, why are you not excited when you meet me?"
"Before I met your senior brother, second senior brother, third senior brother, fourth senior sister, fifth senior brother, sixth senior brother and eleventh senior brother, I was so excited that I couldn't get excited anymore." Ningxiu recognized him all the way, and couldn't help but click for his memory. Thumbs up.
"Am I the youngest?"
"You are number twelve."
"I met a few people looking for you yesterday, they must be my senior brother."
"Isn't it?"
Ning Sanguan reacted quickly, "Master QAQ, that hidden sword in yellow clothes hit me yesterday! He even bought your whereabouts with a gold ingot!"
"Have you sold it yet?"
"He beat me and wanted to buy me with money. I'm not such a superficial and unprincipled person. After I confirmed that the gold is real, I told them that you were in the Haoqi League camp." Ning Sanguan looked at Ning with bright emerald green eyes. Xiu seemed to be waiting for Ning Xiu to praise his wit.
Ningxiu sighed, "I told you to study hard but you didn't listen, now you're a member of the beggar gang, not to mention younger sisters don't like you, gay guys don't like you either."
"Master, I'm also a craftsman, so why can't I find a partner." Ning Sanguan used to be a mecha maker, but at least he was a biological mecha maker certified by the alliance, and he had a golden job.Behind him is a brother who serves as the military commander of the alliance to support him, with a strong background.It takes minutes for girls to throw themselves into their arms.
"Don't mention how beautiful it was before, tell me what skills you have now, drinking, walking birds, and beating women?" Ning Xiu's eyes flicked over the top of Ning Sanguan's head. Fluffy like a lion's mane.
Ning Sanguan was still very confident. He patted the buckskin coat on his body, "This suit is warm and practical. I made it myself."
Ning Dacao almost knelt down to this brat, "Do you still need me to tell you how ugly your clothes are!"
"It keeps warm and is practical. It doesn't matter if it looks ugly, anyway, no one knows me." Ning Sanguan didn't care about image at all.
"With the idea of 'no one knows me anyway', you can do 80% more stupid things in your life."
"As expected of my master, he just understands me." He grinned and showed his neat white teeth.
Ning Dacao couldn't help but slap him, "I didn't praise you, why are you so proud! It's so funny, don't say you know me when you go out!"
29
On the boring road to the Valley of the Wicked, with the company of Ning Sanguan, Ningxiu's mental state is obvious...
"Funbi! Don't touch me!" Ning Dacao became frantic.
"Master, I'm very good at lightness kungfu, I'll take you to fly very fast!" Ning Sanguan grabbed Ning Dacao's arm, he didn't know how to do it for such a big man, he stood up stronger than Ning Xiu , he looked like a Popeye who was about to throw Ningxiu into the sky, at first glance he thought he was funny, but after thinking about it, he didn't think it was funny anymore.Are there fewer people in this arena who were teased than beggars fell to their deaths?
"Being a man must be down-to-earth." Ningxiu looked at Tianyu and said earnestly. In fact, he also wanted to look directly at his dear little apprentice, but the unkempt appearance of Ning Sanguan's lion-head deerskin coat completely subverted Ningxiu's clean and precocious Ningxiu. Three Views.
Ning Sanguan looked at his master sincerely with ice-green eyes, "Master, you didn't teach me that way before. You always said that life is short and happy when you have it. If you have to do it, you can do it. A cool life will take you away!" .”
"..." Did I really say such a funny thing?
Thinking about it, it seems to be his speaking style.
Before Ning Sanguan threw him into the sky to play two-person light kung fu, Ning Xiu covered his forehead and showed off his flamboyant acting skills, "Oh, it's not good, I have a disease that I can't hold it high."
"I don't study much, don't lie to me, you don't have this disease at all." Ning Xiu didn't give Ning Xiu a chance to fool him at all. He was fooled by his master when he was young, and at least he has developed the insight to distinguish between false and real.
Ningxiu supported Ning Sanguan's arm, he raised his head, revealing a pale and sickly face, like a lotus leaf in late summer, withered in early autumn, death in frost and cold.His weakness and gradually overdrawn vitality are so obvious.
"Three Views, Master is actually very sick."
"..."
Ning Sanguan looked at him expressionlessly.In Xiongzi's memory, his master is a pure man who picks his feet. The manly aura he exudes can attract soft girls within a radius of ten miles. Someone who can carry a gas barrel with one hand, someone who doesn't even catch a cold all year round, no People will be more powerful than him, he is simply an idol in the heart of Ning Sanguan.Before going to kindergarten when Ning Sanguan was young, he could clearly distinguish the difference between master and father. He always thought that Ning Xiu was his real father.
He should be high-spirited and happy in the world, not weak and sick.
After Ning Sanguan's brain analysis was completed, his expression collapsed.
"Dad, I haven't bought a house yet, and I haven't saved enough down payment. You can't die."
"Why don't you just ask me to save a dowry for you?"
"You changed my diapers when I was a child. You know that I am a pure man."
"Pure men can also marry."
"Master, let me see if you marry one."
Ningxiu reached out to twist the flesh on the bear's waist, and he wanted to twist it in a 360-degree circle!As a result, the meat could not be caught through the buckskin coat.
"Master, please give up. Don't tell me how strong the deerskin coat I made by myself is. Even without the deerskin coat, I have eight-pack abs and tight flesh on my waist, and you still can't twist it."
In a blink of an eye, the apprentice has grown so big that he has eight-pack abs.Ning Xiu gave a long sigh, folded his arms and continued walking, "Master is not happy at all knowing that you have grown into a beggar with eight-pack abs."
"Master, if you want to be more open, be a beggar and go wherever you want, why don't you join my gang of beggars."
"Why don't you go to Qixiufang with me, the world's three most elegant places, there are girls everywhere. There are beautiful scenery, celebrities and elegant scholars and beautiful girls can bring you cultural influence."
No matter what happened to Qixiufang, Ning Sanguan tilted his head and followed Ning Xiu, he was very puzzled, "Master, why don't you look at me and talk?"
"……Can not bear to look."
Ningxiu knew what the problem was. Ning Sanguan's style of painting was not correct since he appeared. It must be the fault of the styling, and it's all the beggars' gang!
"When you arrive at the Valley of the Evil, Master will give you a haircut." Ning Xiu touched Ning Sanguan's fluffy and messy long hair "benevolently" across the air. The more Ning Dacao looked, the more he looked like a lion or a chow chow dog.It's all the beggars' fault!
Ning San looked at his master's terrible face that could die at any time, strode up to Ning Xiu, turned his back and squatted down, "Master, I will carry you over."
"Don't want to play your double lightness skill?"
"Aren't you unhappy?"
Ning Dacao couldn't bear to tell him the truth. Ning Sanguan's outfit revealed a strong sense of sight of "Shen Nongyan Wildman", "Changbai Mountain Bigfoot" and "Arctic Snow Beast" from hairstyle to trousers.It is polite to say that he affects the appearance of the city, and Ningxiu has the urge to fork him to the zoo and lock him up to collect tickets every minute.It's all the beggars' fault!
Ning Sanguan didn't feel how sharp his appearance was at all. Seeing Ningxiu standing still, he urged, "Don't hold on, and stop pretending that you're okay in front of me. I'll carry you away .”
So Ningxiu climbed onto Ning Sanguan's back with the mentality of "today's mount is a long-haired savage in Kunlun Snow Region".
Ning Sanguan walked westward with Ning Xiu on his back, step by step, steadily and steadily.
Ning Dacao couldn't help but ask, "What exactly affects your fashion sense in clothes?"
"Master, I serve in the army. Everything is practical."
"So what is your mentality when you turn yourself into a Kunlun savage?"
In fact, the brat Ning Sanguan really didn't think too much about it, "I can wear as much as I can in winter, and I can wear as much as I can in summer."
The two walked and chatted all the way, chatting and chatting, Ningxiu fell asleep peacefully.
Ning Sanguan stopped talking nonsense, shut his mouth and continued walking behind Ning Xiu's back.
As a rare mount with a sharp shape, Ning Sanguan flew across the mountains and ice peaks with Ning Xiu on his back, and finally came to the Valley of the Wicked before Ning Xiu froze to death on the road.
When the blue of the snowy Kunlun that has been frozen for thousands of miles fades, the dark brown soil and rocks are bare (harmoniously) exposed on the ground.Looking around, the dark brown surface seemed to be soaked and dyed red by blood, leaving a lifeless color, and even the sky seemed to be infected, gloomy and dull, with a powerful dark aura hanging over it like this place There are monsters.Not far ahead, there is a rock wall that forms an arched bridge and crosses the road. On the rough stones, there are a few black crows squatting high, and they are looking at Ning Sanguan and the others who have just entered the Valley of the Wicked.
Ning Sanguan walked along Sansheng Road with Ningxiu on his back until he reached an inn beside the road.
White lanterns and famous flags hang high on the flagpole in front of the inn, with the four characters of Ping An Inn written on it.However, the people sitting around the tables and chairs in front of the customer's inn, there are some vicious and evil spirits, some with deer-headed mouse eyes, not to mention temperament but only external factors, they don't look like good people.
They saw the beggars walking along the Sansheng Road with sharp hairstyles, bangs covering their eyes, unkempt faces, and a person on their backs. The person seemed to be asleep, and all he could see was a black robe with his face buried. Silver-streaked black-haired shawl.The man had a pair of arms around the neck of the beggar gang, and the hands exposed under the wide sleeves looked thin but well-proportioned, with a warm jade-white complexion and round nails, he looked like a pampered master.
The proprietress of Ping'an Inn, Tingting, came out of the room gracefully and gracefully. After the woman in peachy clothes appeared, the villains present all looked away at the same time.It seems to be scruples about the proprietress.
The proprietress is a middle-aged woman with a tall figure, curvy, and a gorgeous face. Even if she is not decorated with fancy clothes and jewelry, the beauty naturally revealed between her brows is enough to make other women ashamed.
"Guest officer, do you want to drink and eat or stay overnight?" The proprietress held a silk fan with peonies and butterflies embroidered on it. She held it in her hand and swayed her arms to blow the wind. A pair of peach blossom eyes scanned Ning Sanguan with scrutinizing eyes.
Hearing the meal, Ningxiu, who fell asleep unconsciously, opened his eyes without warning, raised his head, his blurred vision fell on the proprietress, the proprietress is really a beautiful girl, and Ningxiu stared at her firmly, "Have a meal."
"Eat a meal and stay overnight." When Ning Sanguan said this, Ning Xiu had already jumped off his back, and stood under the flag of the Ping An Inn with his hands folded, looking at these words.A pair of introverted Danfeng eyes were burning, and there was a little smile on his face.
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The night's blizzard blew sharply, and the faces of several people who searched for the lost Doubi Master were bloody.
But when Roland was going forward against the wind and snow, he suddenly heard someone shouting loudly.
"Do you eat sweet zongzi or salty zongzi?" The figure of the beggar gang standing motionless like a statue in the wind and snow was especially tall and majestic.
He couldn't find Xiu Ren, and Ye Xin was already on the verge of being irritable. He suddenly heard someone asking such a useless question, and he struck out with the epee behind him. The golden light was like lightning, and the strike was like lightning.
This gang of beggars is not weak in martial arts, and patrols the mountains in Kunlun every day, looking for someone to learn from.
He has a strange problem, whenever he meets people, he will ask "sweet rice dumplings or salty rice dumplings".
Anyone who answers the question of eating salty rice dumplings will always be beaten by him, his nose is blue and his face is swollen and his self-esteem is hurt.
It's a pity that he encountered a hard stubble today.
After Ye Xin beat up the beggar gang, he left an ingot of gold, feeling a little heartbroken, "I think you are a talented person, don't give up your treatment."
The beggar gang covered his swollen face and picked up the gold ingot wisely, "Speak up if you have something to say, don't slap your face."
Roland asked, "Have you ever seen a man in black and white riding a white horse today?"
"Yes, I saw him guarding the hole in the glacier for two hours and only caught one fish."
"..." Master, you're going to die!Can you not eat fish?
27
Ning Dacao woke up the next morning and found that Roland and the others had found him. They all had dark circles under their eyes and messy hairstyles. At a glance, they knew that they hadn't blown all night and the wind had blown all night, as if they had been looking for him for a long time.
Ning Xiu was a little touched.
So he said to his disciples, "Remember to bring some wine and meat to me next time."
The expressions of the young guys all darkened.
After having breakfast at Haoqi League's camp, Ningxiu was stared at Lingfeng Village by Roland and the others in the standard posture of escorting mortals.
Kexi was standing on the big tree at the entrance of the village, waiting for them to come back like a squirrel.
Seeing them coming back from a distance, he immediately stepped on his great lightness kung fu and fluttered over like a butterfly.
She was extremely nervous, as if Ningxiu had encountered misfortune the night he disappeared, "Master QAQ, are you missing an arm? Have you broken your leg? Is your chrysanthemum okay?"
"My chrysanthemum is very good." Ning Xiushi replied.
Those who didn't sleep all night went to catch up on sleep when they arrived at Lingfeng Village, while Li Linghan, who was riding on a tall horse, stayed behind and stared at Ke Xi.
Ke Xi glared at the domineering military master, "Who are you?"
"I'm Li Linghan." Li Linghan pointed to Ningxiu, "I'm his third apprentice."
"I'm Cauchy, number four."
Li Linghan had a sharp and handsome face with a smile, "Junior Sister, how are you?"
"Hello, Senior Brother." After speaking, Kexi went to pester Ningxiu, holding his arms almost hanging on Ningxiu's body, "Master, do you still remember that I am your Koxixi?"
Ningxiu took a few strenuous steps, "Of course I remember, you are my darling Ke Xixi, darling, let go."
As if he didn't hear it, Kexi hugged him without shaking his arms, "Master told you, yesterday we arrived at Lingfeng Village and quickly found the Green Cliff Immortal on a nearby cliff. We thought it was a great person, but He is a disgraced young man. The Green Wall Immortal looked at us coldly after seeing us, with a proud heart. He asked us to go to Xiaoyao Peak to steal the Three Spirits and Hundred Flowers Wine for him, otherwise he would not heal Su Li .”
"Su Li's stubborn illness can't be cured overnight." Ningxiu tried to withdraw his arm again, and Kexi was like a crab and couldn't let go.
"We thought so too, but just for fun, we went to Xiaoyao Peak to steal a jar of Sanling Baihua wine and gave it back to him. Unexpectedly, he took out a small bottle of it and gave it to Su Li, saying a small bottle It can cure all diseases and detoxify all diseases. The effect is immediate, and at night Su Li can already operate the internal energy and segregation meridians." The more Coxi talked, the happier he was, bouncing around with Ningxiu's arms in his arms, "So I stole I'll come back with half a jug of wine for you." She was full of joy, as if Ningxiu would recover her skills immediately after drinking the wine, and return to her majestic master who could crush a big stone in his chest.
"If the curative effect of the Sanling Baihua wine is as effective as you said, if I drink half of the wine, I will not be killed by the medicine."
When they arrived at the farmhouse where Ke Xi was staying, a little woman saw Ke Xi and Ning Xiu coming, and hurriedly hid in the house with blushing cheeks.
Seeing her, Ke Xi silently dragged Ning Xiu into the hut where she lived.
She took out a small jar of wine from behind the quilt, the porcelain white jar was not big, and covered the opening with a red cloth.She handed it to Ningxiu as if offering a treasure, and Ningxiu took it and lifted the red cloth, put it under her nose and sniffed it gently.
It doesn't smell like alcohol, but it's like a handful of clear mountain spring water soaked in nectar, with a slight sweetness.
"Are you sure it's wine?"
"Probably." Ke Xi was not sure.
With a fearless mentality of being unclean and not hurting his stomach, Ningxiu took a sip from the mouth of the altar, the sweet taste of honey water spread between his mouth and teeth, and after swallowing, there was a refreshing feeling in his mouth. fragrance.
He couldn't help but took another sip, "I think this stuff has a beauty-beautifying effect, Kexi, drink some."
"I won't drink it, Master, please finish it quickly, think about your long white hair."
It doesn't matter whether you have long white hair or wrinkled Ningxiu, because the honey water is refreshing to drink, and Ningxiu finished drinking this small altar in a short time.
Seeing that he had finished drinking, Kexi took out a thick big ginseng with leaves and yellow flowers from behind the quilt, and handed it over like a treasure, "This is an old ginseng that Ximen Chuuxue found from the mountain, it's called Bailong ginseng, it seems It looks very nourishing. Ximen Chuuxue said that Master is weak and needs to eat more."
Ningxiu looked at this precious old ginseng, and felt that his apprentice was really filial, but he still wanted to hit him.
Anyway, he is also a barefoot doctor who has practiced medicine without a license for many years and is full of medical skills. Ningxiu recognized the origin of this ginseng at a glance.
White dragon ginseng is not actually ginseng. It just looks like ginseng. Taking it has the effect of prolonging life. It can be cooked with a variety of ingredients, such as cooking with pork, which can warm the kidneys and increase essence.Cooking with beef can replenish Qi.Cooking with mutton can invigorate qi and stop sweating.Cooking with chicken can cure tuberculosis.
You can also eat it raw, and you can grow fat in vain if you eat it.Women who eat it can stop night sweats and treat leucorrhea.
Men eat it, and it is very effective for kidney deficiency.
Ning Xiu said: Is there any more of this delicious food?Eat as much as you have!
When the few who went to catch up on sleep woke up one by one, they found that Ningxiu was setting up a big pot to make soup, and Kexi was laying hands on the firewood.
As a little lolita, her strength is already considered extraordinary.At least when Ning Dacao was finishing the pot of broth that says "killing people and setting fire to eat the dead every minute", she had already chopped a pile of firewood for Ning Dacao to show off his culinary skills to his heart's content.
No one would like to eat what he made.
Anyway, when Ximen Chuuxue saw Ningxiu peeling something that looked like a white radish into the boiling pot from a distance, he turned and left without a trace of hesitation.Apparently he underestimated Ningxiu, even though Ningxiu has become highly myopic now, his beast instinct is still there, "Axue! Come and drink soup!"
Ximen Chuuxue fled faster, but he met Li Linghan and Ye Xin who were walking together, and when they saw Ximen Chuuxue, they smiled and embraced him and walked towards Ningxiu.
Ximen Fuxue, who is approaching the dark world with stomach ache step by step: "..."
Standing by the cauldron, Ye Xin asked, "Master, are you sure we won't run out of the latrine after eating it?"
"Don't worry, my cooking skills are honed and I promise to make you eat bowl after bowl of delicious food." Ning Dacao said with a smile while stirring the soup.
If you just smell the smell, this pot of pork bone soup does have a tempting aroma that seduces gluttons.The soup is well boiled, the soup is light amber in color, clear and rich.
Perhaps Ningxiu's culinary skills have undergone earth-shaking positive evolution.With this in mind, Ye Xin felt that he could have a taste.
Li Goudan's awareness has always been the highest, and he is ready to rush to the latrine at any time.
And Ximen Chuuxue noticed that Roland, who had the title of senior brother, hadn't appeared from the beginning to the end, and they had met on the road before a stick of incense.
In fact, when Roland saw that Ningxiu was cooking soup, his reaction was the same as that of Ximen Fuxue, and he retreated immediately.The difference is that Ximen Chuuxue's sense of presence is too strong, which immediately attracted Ning Dacao's attention, and Roland took the opportunity to escape.
After the pot of broth was ready, Hisoka, who had been missing for two days and two nights, returned.He walked over and waited for dinner as if nothing had happened, with a happy look on his face, as if something good had happened.When he got closer, everyone could feel the unabated bloody smell on his body.Think with your toes and know what he has been doing these two days.
Each person had a big bowl of boiled broth. Hisoka held the bowl and blew it cool, and was the first to move his chopsticks.He gave the chef a lot of face, and he ate three bowls in a row with a big appetite.
With Hisoka taking the lead, the others lifted the alarm and moved their chopsticks, and found that a pot of ordinary pork bone soup was cooked by Ningxiu. It was neither greasy nor bland, and the taste was unexpectedly delicious.
When they were happily full, Ningxiu went to him with the love soup specially reserved for his apprentice Roland.
But after Roland drank the first sip of soup with Ningxiu's harmless smile, he vaguely heard the voices of Li Linghan and Ye Xin. It sounded like they were fighting for the right to use the hut.
Roland held the bowl, his expression pale, "Master, what have you done?"
Ningxiu raised his head brightly and sadly like a poem, "You have to know that as a teacher, I love you after all."
"So what exactly did you do to them?"
"I contracted all the huts in the village for your juniors."
"..." Can you contract something meaningful! ! !What a hut!
Roland held the bowl, put down the chopsticks bravely, and tried to impress Ningxiu with the truth, "Master, do you remember what happened to me the first time I ate your barbecue?"
"Are you saying that you got food poisoning and fell into a coma for three days before waking up?" He didn't seem to have any repentance at all.
"...can I not eat this bowl of soup?"
"Don't waste it, I used white dragon ginseng to make soup and ate it to invigorate the kidney."
Roland was taken aback for a moment, and blurted out without thinking, "Master, you are too imaginary to marry a wife, don't you want to eat more?"
"Ha ha."
Ningxiu brought a pot of soup to Roland, but Roland had finished eating anyway.
As Ning Dacao said, he loves his apprentices, and he managed to contract all the huts in the village for them.
When everyone ran to the latrine with weak legs, Hisoka was the only one who was doing well, which almost became an unsolved mystery between them.
When Hisoka, who is invulnerable to poison, was basking in the sun on the big tree at the entrance of the village, he saw Ningxiu who rode out on a horse while others were focusing on toilet culture. He asked him, "Where are you going?"
"Go to the Valley of the Wicked."
Hisoka narrowed his eyes, looked at Ningxiu with an inexplicable expression, and the corners of his lips turned up, revealing an arc that was not considered a smile, "Why do you want to go on the road alone?"
Ningxiu did not answer, but said to Hisoka, who was sitting on the tree with his long legs stretched out, "Go and lead a horse, let's go to the Valley of the Wicked."
In the short time that Hisoka went to lead the horse, Ningxiu had already patted the horse's ass and ran away without a trace.
Hisoka stood expressionlessly facing the village entrance for a while, then went back and told his friends that their master had run away again.
The friends clutched their aching stomachs and were depressed.Master ran away from home again, and they were really worried.
Hisoka still cared about his question, "Why did he go to the Valley of the Wicked alone?"
There was silence, until Ye Xin suddenly said, "What he wants to find is not Wang Yifeng, the head of the top ten villains in the Valley of the Evil, but Xiao Yao'er, one of the top ten villains, 'Yan Wang Tie'."
Luo Lan and Li Linghan, the disciples of the Tiance Mansion who are in charge of the crimes of the villains in the world, immediately figured out the key point.Li Goudan's temper was rather explosive, his face turned dark immediately, with a terrifying scowl, "Is he going to recover his skills or seek death!"
Ximen Chuuxue drank a cup of tea calmly, "Yongji is in the Valley of the Evil."
"Who?" Except for Roland, the others didn't know who the Eternal Silent was or what his origin was.
"Master." Ximen Chuuxue betrayed his second master without hesitation.
Roland, who knew everything, had blood on his face.
Li Goudan turned his head inadvertently, "Junior Sister, why are you sharpening your knife?"
"QAQ Master belongs to me alone! My kitchen knife is already, hungry, thirsty, difficult, resistant!"
28
There is an ice field in the center of the Kunlun Snow Region, which has been covered by heavy snow for many years, as if a huge ice block has been pressed in the eastern and western mountains. When the weather is good, you can see the blue land and the blue sky at a glance, as if the ice field is vast and snowy. boundless.The east and west mountains of Kunlun are occupied by the Haoqi League and the Evilren Valley respectively. However, the Kunlun faction sits deep in the frigid ice peaks and snow mountains in the north.
The Kunlun School is hidden from the world, and the main altar of the school is extremely secretive.In the north, there are huge icebergs that rise straight into the sky. The majestic and magnificent ice peak cliffs seem to be chiseled out with a giant axe. At the highest point, you can see the cornices of the Kunlun Tower in the clouds and mist.
Ning Dacao is not interested in the Kunlun faction, and he doesn't plan to go to Xuefeng, even though he had a relationship with Kunlun a few times in his past life.It's just that the flowers are similar every year, and the people are different every year. For him, Kunlun has lost the meaning of revisiting.
The most convenient way to go to Evilman Valley is to go west around the foot of Kunlun Mountain.Ningxiu was riding a horse, walking higher and higher, Ningxiu had bad eyesight, squinted for a long time and found that the road he was walking had forked, and he had reached the foot of the Kunlun School.If he went further up, there would be no way to go, and he had to climb the ice peak to get there.He sat on the horse and thought about it, and decided to move on. Anyway, he was already going wrong, and the general direction was correct.
Then he and his horse fell into the ice ditch. He adjusted his position as soon as he felt that he was about to fall, and stepped on the weak ice wall to cushion him for a while before falling.Sliding along the [-]-degree ice wall to the low ground like playing a slide.
When he got up from the ground with a disheveled face and healthy hands and feet, the big white horse, who had finished playing on the slide a step earlier, got up like a madman and ran away by himself, taking away a bag of dried meat tied to the saddle by Ningxiu.
Fuck!Ma Junjun, come back soon!Did you know that there are many snow wolves on the ice field!If you dare to run, you are dead!
It's a pity that no matter what posture Ning Dacao stretches out Erkang's hand, he can't call back the freed Ma Junjun.
Ma Junjun: Hahahaha, stupid human beings, go play with your own eggs!
Having lost his mount, Ningxiu looked up at the sky, the weather was very good, the wind was so bright and sunny that he wanted to find a tree to sit down and have a picnic.Rubbing his frozen hands, he continued walking west.The sun was right above his head, and he lowered his head and stepped on his own shadow to play.Until he heard someone talking in front of him.
Last night's beggar gang, "Do you eat sweet rice dumplings or salty rice dumplings?"
Then someone replied, "I eat sweet rice dumplings dipped in chili sauce and wrapped in coriander."
"How can you eat something so disgusting!"
"Eating sweet rice dumplings wrapped in coriander is a matter of principle, hey hey what are you doing! Good man, spare your life!"
Then there was the sound of beggars beating people to the point of punching and punching.
Ningxiu moved his hands and walked around slowly, still thinking in his heart: the gang of beggars is really funny.
When the beggar gang wiped out a passerby's health bar, he saw Ningxiu, so he chased after him, "Aren't you the funny guy who guarded an ice hole for two hours last night and only caught one fish?"
Ningxiu glanced slowly at the beggar brother who came up to him and walked side by side, "Don't bully me because I'm blind."
"Are you blind???" Beggars suddenly moved closer to their faces, nose to nose and eyes to eyes with Ning Xiu, under his messy bangs, a pair of ice green eyes appeared in front of Ning Xiu.
In this era where everyone has black hair and black eyes, foreign friends are very rare. This beggar's hair is authentic black, but his eyes are as beautiful as ice emeralds.Like every beggar gang, his clothes are messy and unaesthetic, with dog-beating sticks and wine gourds hanging around his waist, but his milky white skin is like a court nobleman, and his facial features are clean and beautiful. Everyone will praise him as handsome , especially a pair of deep and charming emerald eyes.It's a pity that he is a gang of beggars. He has no house, no car, and no savings. Girls don't like such a guy.
Ningxiu felt that this person looked familiar, and subconsciously asked him, "Do you wear colored contact lenses?"
The beggar boy heard this, his mouth reacted faster than his brain, "Where did the shopping malls sell color contact lenses in this cold weapon era?"
Ningxiu: "Young man, did you buy a lottery ticket when you crossed?"
Brother Beggar: "..." Fellow?
The two stared dryly for a while, and Ningxiu felt that his eyes were too strained, so he tilted his head and rubbed his eyes himself.
The beggar boy showed a friendly smile. On his young and handsome face, every smile seems to be able to make people feel good. He said, "My surname is Ning, and my name is Sanguan. I can comprehend the meaning of the Three Noble Truths with one thought. .”
When Ning Sanguan introduced himself to others like this before, others would think that he was tall, and would always say that it was a good name. The Wanhua in front of him is obviously the kind of person who reads a lot, and he must also think that "Sanguan" is a person. Good name.It's a pity that Ning Sanguan's prediction was wrong.
There was a subtle expression on Ning Dacao's face, which seemed to be distasteful, "Nonsense, I gave you this simple and rude name, because my three views are broken."
Ning Sanguan: "...Wait, don't talk, the amount of information is a bit large, I need to digest it."
The Beggar Clan disciple turned his back and squatted on the ground. He held his head and muttered words, but his voice was suppressed in his throat. No one except himself knew what he said.
Ningxiu has twelve apprentices, and Ning Sanguan ranks twelve. The reason why he takes Ningxiu's surname is because he is the child delivered by Ningxiu himself.Because of this, Ningxiu almost raised him as a son.
Just like that, Ning Sanguan is the apprentice who is the closest to Ningxiu, and both master and apprentice even look exactly the same when they eat and serve bowls.
Ning Sanguan, this brat, has perfectly inherited Ning Xiuren's skills of being serious and funny.In Ning Sanguan's memory, his master was struck to death by lightning on a dark and thundery day. At that time, he was still young and naive, and he thought his master was dead.Until one day he was struck in the forehead by a thunderbolt on a dark and thunderstorm day.He didn't die, he crossed over, and Ning Sanguan realized at that time, his master didn't die because he went through time travel!
Ning Sanguan squatted on the ground and stood up after struggling, wanting to give Ningxiu a bright smile in a cool way, and tell him: Master, I knew you were not dead.
He turned his head and found that Ningxiu had left him while he was squatting and struggling, and gradually walked away.
Ning Sanguan took a few steps to keep up with his jug, "Master, why did you change your appearance? Have you had plastic surgery?"
"It's a long story, so I don't want to mention it. Why don't we talk about why you became a disheveled beggar gang, or a funny beggar gang who wanders around Kunlun and asks people for sweet and salty rice dumplings."
Ning Sanguan smiled and replied, "People in this era are not very friendly to people with green eyes." So he went to Kunlun alone to live as a beggar gang for a newspaper office, strictly carrying out the true mission of the little prince of the King of Fighters, almost beating anyone he saw. .
Ningxiu glanced at him and said nothing.
"Master, where are you going?"
"Valley of the Wicked."
"The poor mountains and rivers are full of troublemakers, what are you going to do in the Valley of the Wicked?"
"See a doctor."
Ning Xiu answered honestly, and Ning Sanguan laughed a few times with his neck up, "Don't lie to me, aren't you a doctor yourself?"
"Well, to tell you the truth, I am very poisonous, I can't handle it by myself, I need someone to help me."
"Who are you looking for?"
"The legacy of the Magical Girl King."
Anyway, he is also a man of the rivers and lakes, and Sanguan Sanguan has also heard of the name of the owner of the wicked valley, the head of the top ten villains, Wang Yifeng, "Master, you call her a big man and a magical girl, does he know it?"
"If he knows, can I still talk to you here?"
"Your name is Wang Yifeng Magical Girl, so Xie Yuan from Haoqi League is a magical boy?"
"Everyone in the Jianghu knows that the magical girl Wang Yifeng and Sailor Moon Xie Yuan are a star combination of strength and idolism."
"There are no such rumors in the Jianghu. Although I live alone in Kunlun, I also know the gossip in the Jianghu." Ning Sanguan used the word gossip accurately, and he did have a factual basis.
He took out a handwritten book from his pocket, and Ningxiu took a look. On the indigo blue cover, the title of the book was clearly written in black regular script, "Youyue Da Tang Post News", which looked like a clean and delicate woman. handwriting.When I opened it, I found that it was indeed a book written by my sister, or a book co-written by my sisters from Qixiufang. The book recorded in detail the big and small things that happened in the rivers and lakes in August.For example, about Xiao Sha, the blood-eyed dragon king who fled and went to the desert of the Western Regions to seek revenge from the Mingjiao, but was slapped in the face by the guardian of the Mingjiao, Night Emperor Kalubi, and knocked out of the Mingjiao territory.
Ningxiu flipped through the Datang Post Newsletter, and on the last few pages, he saw a small note about the Taoist Master Chunyang in the last few pages similar to "Seeking Love, Seeking Stirring, Seeking True Love", saying that there is a handsome man in Chunyang Temple The Taoist priest of Cracking the Sky is called Shen Xuzi. He really looks good enough for single girls in the world. He doesn't have a wife, and he likes to eat chicken legs.
Ning Dacao read it vaguely and felt a little familiar, so he didn't think much about flipping through it, and returned the book to Ning Sanguan, "How many times have I told you, read less gossip magazines, watch TV and eat more."
"Social productivity is backward, the steam engine has not been invented, and there is no TV to watch. It is a luxury to have a magazine. Speaking of which, Master, why are you not excited when you meet me?"
"Before I met your senior brother, second senior brother, third senior brother, fourth senior sister, fifth senior brother, sixth senior brother and eleventh senior brother, I was so excited that I couldn't get excited anymore." Ningxiu recognized him all the way, and couldn't help but click for his memory. Thumbs up.
"Am I the youngest?"
"You are number twelve."
"I met a few people looking for you yesterday, they must be my senior brother."
"Isn't it?"
Ning Sanguan reacted quickly, "Master QAQ, that hidden sword in yellow clothes hit me yesterday! He even bought your whereabouts with a gold ingot!"
"Have you sold it yet?"
"He beat me and wanted to buy me with money. I'm not such a superficial and unprincipled person. After I confirmed that the gold is real, I told them that you were in the Haoqi League camp." Ning Sanguan looked at Ning with bright emerald green eyes. Xiu seemed to be waiting for Ning Xiu to praise his wit.
Ningxiu sighed, "I told you to study hard but you didn't listen, now you're a member of the beggar gang, not to mention younger sisters don't like you, gay guys don't like you either."
"Master, I'm also a craftsman, so why can't I find a partner." Ning Sanguan used to be a mecha maker, but at least he was a biological mecha maker certified by the alliance, and he had a golden job.Behind him is a brother who serves as the military commander of the alliance to support him, with a strong background.It takes minutes for girls to throw themselves into their arms.
"Don't mention how beautiful it was before, tell me what skills you have now, drinking, walking birds, and beating women?" Ning Xiu's eyes flicked over the top of Ning Sanguan's head. Fluffy like a lion's mane.
Ning Sanguan was still very confident. He patted the buckskin coat on his body, "This suit is warm and practical. I made it myself."
Ning Dacao almost knelt down to this brat, "Do you still need me to tell you how ugly your clothes are!"
"It keeps warm and is practical. It doesn't matter if it looks ugly, anyway, no one knows me." Ning Sanguan didn't care about image at all.
"With the idea of 'no one knows me anyway', you can do 80% more stupid things in your life."
"As expected of my master, he just understands me." He grinned and showed his neat white teeth.
Ning Dacao couldn't help but slap him, "I didn't praise you, why are you so proud! It's so funny, don't say you know me when you go out!"
29
On the boring road to the Valley of the Wicked, with the company of Ning Sanguan, Ningxiu's mental state is obvious...
"Funbi! Don't touch me!" Ning Dacao became frantic.
"Master, I'm very good at lightness kungfu, I'll take you to fly very fast!" Ning Sanguan grabbed Ning Dacao's arm, he didn't know how to do it for such a big man, he stood up stronger than Ning Xiu , he looked like a Popeye who was about to throw Ningxiu into the sky, at first glance he thought he was funny, but after thinking about it, he didn't think it was funny anymore.Are there fewer people in this arena who were teased than beggars fell to their deaths?
"Being a man must be down-to-earth." Ningxiu looked at Tianyu and said earnestly. In fact, he also wanted to look directly at his dear little apprentice, but the unkempt appearance of Ning Sanguan's lion-head deerskin coat completely subverted Ningxiu's clean and precocious Ningxiu. Three Views.
Ning Sanguan looked at his master sincerely with ice-green eyes, "Master, you didn't teach me that way before. You always said that life is short and happy when you have it. If you have to do it, you can do it. A cool life will take you away!" .”
"..." Did I really say such a funny thing?
Thinking about it, it seems to be his speaking style.
Before Ning Sanguan threw him into the sky to play two-person light kung fu, Ning Xiu covered his forehead and showed off his flamboyant acting skills, "Oh, it's not good, I have a disease that I can't hold it high."
"I don't study much, don't lie to me, you don't have this disease at all." Ning Xiu didn't give Ning Xiu a chance to fool him at all. He was fooled by his master when he was young, and at least he has developed the insight to distinguish between false and real.
Ningxiu supported Ning Sanguan's arm, he raised his head, revealing a pale and sickly face, like a lotus leaf in late summer, withered in early autumn, death in frost and cold.His weakness and gradually overdrawn vitality are so obvious.
"Three Views, Master is actually very sick."
"..."
Ning Sanguan looked at him expressionlessly.In Xiongzi's memory, his master is a pure man who picks his feet. The manly aura he exudes can attract soft girls within a radius of ten miles. Someone who can carry a gas barrel with one hand, someone who doesn't even catch a cold all year round, no People will be more powerful than him, he is simply an idol in the heart of Ning Sanguan.Before going to kindergarten when Ning Sanguan was young, he could clearly distinguish the difference between master and father. He always thought that Ning Xiu was his real father.
He should be high-spirited and happy in the world, not weak and sick.
After Ning Sanguan's brain analysis was completed, his expression collapsed.
"Dad, I haven't bought a house yet, and I haven't saved enough down payment. You can't die."
"Why don't you just ask me to save a dowry for you?"
"You changed my diapers when I was a child. You know that I am a pure man."
"Pure men can also marry."
"Master, let me see if you marry one."
Ningxiu reached out to twist the flesh on the bear's waist, and he wanted to twist it in a 360-degree circle!As a result, the meat could not be caught through the buckskin coat.
"Master, please give up. Don't tell me how strong the deerskin coat I made by myself is. Even without the deerskin coat, I have eight-pack abs and tight flesh on my waist, and you still can't twist it."
In a blink of an eye, the apprentice has grown so big that he has eight-pack abs.Ning Xiu gave a long sigh, folded his arms and continued walking, "Master is not happy at all knowing that you have grown into a beggar with eight-pack abs."
"Master, if you want to be more open, be a beggar and go wherever you want, why don't you join my gang of beggars."
"Why don't you go to Qixiufang with me, the world's three most elegant places, there are girls everywhere. There are beautiful scenery, celebrities and elegant scholars and beautiful girls can bring you cultural influence."
No matter what happened to Qixiufang, Ning Sanguan tilted his head and followed Ning Xiu, he was very puzzled, "Master, why don't you look at me and talk?"
"……Can not bear to look."
Ningxiu knew what the problem was. Ning Sanguan's style of painting was not correct since he appeared. It must be the fault of the styling, and it's all the beggars' gang!
"When you arrive at the Valley of the Evil, Master will give you a haircut." Ning Xiu touched Ning Sanguan's fluffy and messy long hair "benevolently" across the air. The more Ning Dacao looked, the more he looked like a lion or a chow chow dog.It's all the beggars' fault!
Ning San looked at his master's terrible face that could die at any time, strode up to Ning Xiu, turned his back and squatted down, "Master, I will carry you over."
"Don't want to play your double lightness skill?"
"Aren't you unhappy?"
Ning Dacao couldn't bear to tell him the truth. Ning Sanguan's outfit revealed a strong sense of sight of "Shen Nongyan Wildman", "Changbai Mountain Bigfoot" and "Arctic Snow Beast" from hairstyle to trousers.It is polite to say that he affects the appearance of the city, and Ningxiu has the urge to fork him to the zoo and lock him up to collect tickets every minute.It's all the beggars' fault!
Ning Sanguan didn't feel how sharp his appearance was at all. Seeing Ningxiu standing still, he urged, "Don't hold on, and stop pretending that you're okay in front of me. I'll carry you away .”
So Ningxiu climbed onto Ning Sanguan's back with the mentality of "today's mount is a long-haired savage in Kunlun Snow Region".
Ning Sanguan walked westward with Ning Xiu on his back, step by step, steadily and steadily.
Ning Dacao couldn't help but ask, "What exactly affects your fashion sense in clothes?"
"Master, I serve in the army. Everything is practical."
"So what is your mentality when you turn yourself into a Kunlun savage?"
In fact, the brat Ning Sanguan really didn't think too much about it, "I can wear as much as I can in winter, and I can wear as much as I can in summer."
The two walked and chatted all the way, chatting and chatting, Ningxiu fell asleep peacefully.
Ning Sanguan stopped talking nonsense, shut his mouth and continued walking behind Ning Xiu's back.
As a rare mount with a sharp shape, Ning Sanguan flew across the mountains and ice peaks with Ning Xiu on his back, and finally came to the Valley of the Wicked before Ning Xiu froze to death on the road.
When the blue of the snowy Kunlun that has been frozen for thousands of miles fades, the dark brown soil and rocks are bare (harmoniously) exposed on the ground.Looking around, the dark brown surface seemed to be soaked and dyed red by blood, leaving a lifeless color, and even the sky seemed to be infected, gloomy and dull, with a powerful dark aura hanging over it like this place There are monsters.Not far ahead, there is a rock wall that forms an arched bridge and crosses the road. On the rough stones, there are a few black crows squatting high, and they are looking at Ning Sanguan and the others who have just entered the Valley of the Wicked.
Ning Sanguan walked along Sansheng Road with Ningxiu on his back until he reached an inn beside the road.
White lanterns and famous flags hang high on the flagpole in front of the inn, with the four characters of Ping An Inn written on it.However, the people sitting around the tables and chairs in front of the customer's inn, there are some vicious and evil spirits, some with deer-headed mouse eyes, not to mention temperament but only external factors, they don't look like good people.
They saw the beggars walking along the Sansheng Road with sharp hairstyles, bangs covering their eyes, unkempt faces, and a person on their backs. The person seemed to be asleep, and all he could see was a black robe with his face buried. Silver-streaked black-haired shawl.The man had a pair of arms around the neck of the beggar gang, and the hands exposed under the wide sleeves looked thin but well-proportioned, with a warm jade-white complexion and round nails, he looked like a pampered master.
The proprietress of Ping'an Inn, Tingting, came out of the room gracefully and gracefully. After the woman in peachy clothes appeared, the villains present all looked away at the same time.It seems to be scruples about the proprietress.
The proprietress is a middle-aged woman with a tall figure, curvy, and a gorgeous face. Even if she is not decorated with fancy clothes and jewelry, the beauty naturally revealed between her brows is enough to make other women ashamed.
"Guest officer, do you want to drink and eat or stay overnight?" The proprietress held a silk fan with peonies and butterflies embroidered on it. She held it in her hand and swayed her arms to blow the wind. A pair of peach blossom eyes scanned Ning Sanguan with scrutinizing eyes.
Hearing the meal, Ningxiu, who fell asleep unconsciously, opened his eyes without warning, raised his head, his blurred vision fell on the proprietress, the proprietress is really a beautiful girl, and Ningxiu stared at her firmly, "Have a meal."
"Eat a meal and stay overnight." When Ning Sanguan said this, Ning Xiu had already jumped off his back, and stood under the flag of the Ping An Inn with his hands folded, looking at these words.A pair of introverted Danfeng eyes were burning, and there was a little smile on his face.
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