Brother Xiu's Sickness Jianghu Road

A long, long, long time ago, there was a white, fat and soft sheep named Pleasant Goat Fusky Genichiro, and the sheep had a good friend who was a black, big and fierce wolf called Smecta Big Wolf, who would volatilize fertilizer. They lived in On a piece of green grassland, I live a daily life of picking up soap for each other every day. One day... No, Uncle Zhazha took the wrong book. Today, instead of telling fairy tales, let's talk about two older stories.

A long time ago, there was a funny woman named Ning Dacao. Her occupation was a five-duty sister with a big chest and milk all over the world. She was a big nanny.One day she traveled to Meteor Street, where there were garbage and hungry indigenous residents.

It was here that Ningxiu picked up Hisoka, who was thick-skinned and full of killing, burning and looting. At that time, Hisoka was still a child with a bad temper, and he would stare at people at every turn.The process of how to "live happily" on Meteor Street is omitted. At the end of the story, Ningxiu died. The people who killed her feared that she would be resurrected, so they divided her body into more than 30 pieces and threw them in various districts of Meteor Street.

Those who survive in Meteor Street can endure no matter how dirty or miserable they are, but hunger has become tarsal maggots tormenting them. When they see a piece of fresh meat in front of them and use their toes to think, they know what will happen.When Hisoka found him, he couldn't get back his master's body. In this world that eats people but doesn't spit out bones, he only got back a finger bone.

Another story happened on a planet named Black Star. The sky here has no sun and is shrouded in darkness all year round. Two moons, one purple and one pink, hang in the sky.Among the aborigines here, there is a tall profession called a witch, a creature like a witch can no longer be explained by science.

The black witch Coxi is the only girl among the twelve apprentices of Ningxiu, so she is especially fond of Ningxiu.Ningxiu simply cultivated Kexi as a goddess. The facts proved that Ningxiu was so rough that it was impossible to cultivate a goddess.Kexi grew up while dying, and finally grew crooked.So the angry Ningxiu slapped the crooked Kexi to death. At that time, Kexi felt that she must die too much, but when she opened her eyes, she was reborn to the time when she met Ningxiu when she was a child on-line.The master and the apprentice started the very worrying daily life of "you cook and I cook, and you eat and I wash the dishes".The word worrying is only for the reborn Cauchy.Ke Xi was very afraid that she would be killed by Ning Xiu again, so she practiced cursing diligently tomorrow and tried to curse her master to death.Later, when it was almost time, Ningxiu packed her luggage and left the apprentice who had been a teacher to continue her wandering life.

To sum up, when Hisoka and Kexi met Ningxiu, Ningxiu was wearing the skin of a poisonous lady.Turning around, Ningxiu changed Brother Hua's vest, which has crossed a sect and a gender.Hisoka and Kexi tried their best, but they couldn't think that the person they met as a busker on the street was their master.

Roland was able to recognize Ningxiu when they met. Apart from his excellent IQ, he has a solid psychological quality. After further study, he can develop the peerless eyesight of "I can recognize you even if you turn into gray"... Well, don't brag about Roland How outstanding, in fact, the point is that Ningxiu recognized Roland first.

Ningxiu was willing to meet Roland on the spot because Roland was his first apprentice, and the first one was always special.

Hisoka is an S-shaking M double aggregate who entertains himself by beating other people's bodies, and Kexi is a professional black witch who uses other people's misfortunes to achieve her own curse. No matter how Ningxiu thought about the rhythm of her digging a hole, she didn't think that getting to know each other was a good thing.In terms of these two rebellious and rebellious natures, Roland might find a part of his body in the pot the day after they met each other.

Roland dug out his unsoiled black long straight from the bottom of a pot of overcooked broth, how should Roland react?What should I do if I am scared to death?Ningxiu heaved a long sigh at the thought of this, and looked at Kexi who kept the appearance of Lolita with some melancholy, she was really a beautiful doll.He put the last peach in Wudu Loli's arms, "Delicious, don't waste it."

Ke Xi continued to look back at his senior brother, Hisoka, who was a disciple of the Five Poison Sect Spirit Snake Envoy, Hisoka was a snake maniac, and Ke Xi never doubted this.Especially knowing that Hisoka is also a time traveler, and after the two of them have the same master, Cauchy is even more sure that his senior brother Hisoka is a snake spirit who has given up treatment.Although Hisoka often suffers from illness, Cauchy cannot deny that his fighting power is about to break through the sky.At least Cauchy has not seen anyone who can defeat him in the past few years with Hisoka.

Hurry up, Hisoka, kill the Central Plains people!Kexi hugged the three big peaches and shouted in his heart.

After Ningxiu said "Roll over, baby cow", Hisoka didn't want to restrain his desire to beat people with his flute. He wanted to break Ningxiu's limbs and soak them in the Gu pool. How irrational it is to seduce his junior sister.

"Junior Sister, I'll make him a puppet and send you to be your servant." Hisoka curled his eyes and hooked the corners of his mouth, and made a smile, but he didn't have any joy at all. His voice was deep and hoarse, and it would have been more rippling. How rippling.

Roland stood in front of Ning Xiushen, his exquisite face was expressionless, and his momentum was not weak. He confronted Hisoka, "Master, run when it's time to run. I'll send them both to find you."

What kind of combat power are you, what kind of combat power is Hisoka?Stupid apprentice, don't be brave.Ningxiu pressed Roland's shoulders, he stood up two steps and then stood in front of Roland, "Don't get angry with the two disciples of the Five Immortals. In fact, you are a warlock who travels all over the world. You can know the past and present with a trigram in your hand. Today is destined I was able to meet you, and I would like to make a divination for you, and I will do my best to divination for you if you want to know something."

Hisoka is unscrupulous, he has never been superstitious, but Koshi is different, as a witch, she attaches great importance to divination, crystal balls, and omens of bad luck.

Kexi knew that there were people in this world called fortune-tellers. They could use fortune-telling, signing papers, interpreting dreams, turtle shells, and copper plates for divination. The head of the Pure Yang Palace.Ke Xi took a closer look at Ning Xiu, he was a handsome man who was as calm as a cloud, as clear and handsome as a bamboo, and he did not look like a magic stick at a young age.

"Since you said that you can count past and present lives, then tell me who my senior brother was in his past life." Ke Xi asked coldly, the two of them came through time travel, and the memories of their past lives are preserved intact, and they can expose the past life of a charlatan in minutes The trick of this life.

Ningxiu held the airs of a worldly expert, and unceremoniously dismantled Hisoka, "This little brother was not very human in his previous life, and his face was the main fire. If he had red eyes and red hair, he described it as treacherous and evil. He is a villain who kills without batting an eyelid. When he was young, he was lonely and had no father or mother. When he was young, he was successful in martial arts. He wore powdered face and costumes, and performed in the sky-high tower for a living. He has many problems, and he likes young children." Ning Xiu I just want to put on airs and say Hisoka is a pedophile, so beat him if you have the ability.

Hisoka: "..." His lingering voice was speechless.

Seeing his reaction, Kexi knew what Ningxiu said, even if it was only half right, it was on point, Kexi tilted his head, and his soft bangs slid down on her smooth forehead, a little playful, "You Let me tell you what kind of person I was in my previous life.”

"You were picky eaters all day long in your previous life, so your chest was flat all your life." Ning Dacao didn't even want to blurt it out, and his painting style immediately changed from an outsider to a straightforward rough guy, quite down-to-earth.

Roland was afraid that little Lolita would jump up and slap Ningxiu. When he was guarding against Lolita's sneak attack, he didn't expect Lolita's eyes to shine like the light of the stars, warm and touching, "Master, actually our brothers and sisters are looking for our master!" , since you can see past and present lives, you must know where our master is."

The person from the Central Plains who gave you peaches and called him Yuchun, turned his head to fool you and then changed his mouth to call Gaoren, child, master and father are really sad to see you so foolish!Ning Dacao clasped his hands in his wide sleeves, raised his neck and exhaled towards the sky, took out half of the leftover steamed buns from his sleeves, tore them into four pieces, ate the biggest piece and left Throwing three pieces of small steamed buns on the ground, he fixed his eyes on the corpse of the steamed buns on the ground, pointed at the steamed buns on the ground, and then fooled his two apprentices, "This hexagram is the Gen hexagram, and the Gen hexagram is the mountain. Gen hexagram is the mountain. If you walk on your back, you don't get your body; if you walk in the court, you don't see your person, there is no blame. "Xiang" says: "Jianshan, Burgundy; a gentleman can't think of his position. June Fourth, dig his body, there is no blame." "Xiang" says : Burden the body, stop bowing."

Ke Xi: "..." The people in southern Xinjiang expressed that they were under a lot of pressure. Although they passed the Level [-] Chinese Test and basically passed the reading and writing, they really couldn't understand them.

Hisoka: "..." The people in southern Xinjiang said that they were under a lot of pressure. Although they passed the Level [-] Chinese Test and basically passed the reading and writing, they really couldn't understand a single word.

Ningxiu's eyes flicked across the faces of the two of them. She didn't know if it was Cauchy's illusion. She always felt that the warlock's look at the two of them revealed a meaning: I told you not to study hard, and if you don't understand, you will be caught by others. Fool it.

"Gen: Gen can't catch his body with his back, and he can't see his person when he walks in the court. There is no blame. It means: hug the back but can't hug the whole body, walk in the courtyard but can't see that person. There is no disaster." Ning Xiu This time I didn't even bother to raise my eyelids. If you still don't understand this, the Chinese teacher of the two of them must be a physical education teacher. "What you are looking for is a woman. If you are determined to find this person, you might as well go to Mingjiao to find that person in the Yellow Sands of the Western Regions to the north of the Yellow River. There is one thing I must tell you. , the hexagram is not very clear, and there are many variables."

"Sir, don't be humble, you even figured out my flat chest in my previous life, how can we not believe you, my senior brother and I are going to Mingjiao today!"

Koshi and Hisoka quickly packed up their things and left.

Roland was actually shocked by Ningxiu's fortune-telling skills, "Master, do you know how to tell fortunes?"

"Actually, I don't know, it's all nonsense." Ningxiu calmly straightened his clothes, and stood facing the wind, with a clear character, a handsome appearance, and extraordinary demeanor. People passing by had to look at him a few times before he was willing to leave.

"If you are talking nonsense, why do those two people look like you are right?"

"Because I'm telling the truth." Ningxiu looked at the crowd passing by on the streets of West City in Chang'an City. The two five-poison blue and purple figures had disappeared at the end of the crowd, but they couldn't be found. "In fact, those two just now, one is Your second junior brother, and one is your fourth junior sister."

"...You fooled them into traveling thousands of miles to the Mingjiao in the Western Regions to find someone who didn't exist." Roland felt his knee hurt again because of his master's lack of integrity. "Master, is it really okay for you to treat the second and fourth juniors like this!"

"Don't care about such details. I am contributing to the peace of the Central Plains martial arts. Without the two of them, the Central Plains will be much quieter."

"You fooled two living people out of the country with just a few words..." In Roland's view, his master could fool the two juniors and sisters away without changing his face, and he would be able to fool him without leaving any clues, " Master, tell the truth, do you still have something to hide from me?"

"Yes." Ningxiu replied happily, "Actually Tang Er is your fifth junior brother."

"!!!" Master, please tell me quickly, in fact, you picked us up from the trash can!Do you play apprentice like this!