Future Crystal Crown

Come back home

Roger: Come home with me

Qiu: Why did you go with me?

Roger: You won't go with me, are you going to go with the police?

Qiu: I can walk by myself, I have money.

Rogge: You don’t have an ID card, it’s useless to have money, you can’t take a bus, you can’t enter a shopping mall, as long as there is a reader, you can be recognized, and you will be arrested if you go out for less than 3 minutes.

Qiu: Is that so...

Roger: Follow me is your only choice, hurry up and decide

Qiu: Wait, what's the benefit of going with you?

Roger? : What benefits do you want?

(Looks down to think... raises his head)

Qiu: Is food and lodging included?

Roger: Bag.

Qiu: Do you have jelly pudding ice cream for afternoon tea dessert?

Roger: Yes.

Qiu: Can I watch TV and play games online?

Roger: Yes.

Qiu: Is there a time limit?

Roger: No.

Qiu (jumping up): So what are you waiting for, let's go.

Roger was surprised: so urgent?

Qiu: I'm afraid you will regret it.

You have to work too

Roger: When do you go to work?

Qiu: I still have to go to work?Am I not being adopted by you?

Roger: You have to go to work to earn money even if you are a child supporter. Who said that you can not be aggressive if you are a child supporter?

mound:……

Roger: You have to earn feed money for your tree. I kept it but you didn't say I kept it!

Qiu: I can save some of my rations for them.

Roger: What about its rent?Cleaning also costs money, not to mention it uses so many toilet cleaners.

mound:……

Roger: You only have to go to work two days a week, and then you get paid.Is it a good deal?

Qiu: I thought I was working for you, but it turned out that I went out to work for my tree.Alright, tomorrow I'll look online to find out which restaurants are hiring temporary workers, and I'll serve the dishes.

Roger: You don't need to go to a restaurant.

Qiu: I can also do laundry. I know how to use a washing machine.

Roger: Not laundry either.

Qiu: Where is that?

Rogge: The Ministry of Science and Technology.

Qiu: You want me to clean the toilet?Are you crazy? Aren't the toilets in the Ministry of Science and Technology cleaned by robots?Are they all laid off?Or is the shit that someone pulls out a large expansion plug that can't even handle the toilet?

Roger: Shut up!

Qiu: No.

Roger: Look, that's right.The Ministry of Science and Technology needs a top executive, and since Elson left, his position has been vacant.

Qiu: Then you can put a tree or something else there to ward off evil spirits.

Rogge: Everyone thinks it's best to let you go.

Qiu: Even if I am as scary as Elson, I am not as conspicuous as him.

Roger: You can, you are Cupid, with arrows and wings.

Qiu: Does it have power if it has wings? Penguins also have wings, can they fly?

Roger: That place can't be empty anyway.

mound:……

letter of appointment

Qiu: Am I not a mascot?Mascots also perform tasks?

Roger: Everyone has to contribute to interstellar friendliness.Your task is very simple, just cooperate with the experiment.

Qiu: Then am I a guinea pig again?

Roger: Your task is to help them send the equipment to the designated place, or get it back from the designated place.

Qiu: Do you think I am a courier company?

Roger: You can charge a fee.

Qiu: I don't even have an ID card, so I can't do it. How do you spend the money you asked me to collect?

Roger: You don't need to spend money, you have already been taken care of by me.

mound:……

Qiu: Have you ever thought about my ability level?

Roger: Do you want to say too high or too low?

Qiu: It's too low, obviously, I can't do this job because it's too high.

Roger: You don't need to do it, someone else will.

Qiu: Who is it?

Roger: Sean, Cooper, Li Zhongsen, Amor and Old Hawk.As for you...

Qiu: How about me?

Roger: You are in charge of being visited.

Qiu: So I am a panda.

Roger: You are a little more precious than a panda.

Qiu: Because I'm good-looking?

Roger: Because I love you.

Qiu: Wait, there must be an appointment notice when you take office, right?

Roger: You want a letter of employment?

Qiu: Yes.

Roger: Wedding invitation or not?

Qiu: No, I'm not married.

Roger: But the bride price is ready.

Qiu: How many people are there?

Roger: A carriage.

Qiu: I would consider it if it was all golden.

Go to work

The officer of the Ministry of Science and Technology took the document and went to ask the highest official to sign it.Come to the door to tidy up, knock on the door, then open the door and go in.

inside.

The officer was sleeping soundly while lying on the big sofa and snoring.The mouse is drinking tea on the window sill, basking in the sun and watching the scenery.Ma Shu, who is half a person tall and can speak human language, is sitting behind the office desk, drinking a cigar and drinking coffee, looking at the information on the computer, looking like an officer.

Who should I report this to?

No matter, close your eyes and salute. "Sir, what are your orders?"

"Huh?" The person on the sofa was startled awake and sat up wiping his saliva. "Are you off work?"

"Not yet, sir!" the officer said.

"Then sleep a little longer." Qiu.

情人 节

Roger: Yau, today is Valentine's Day, what do you want to say?

Qiu: May lovers in the world finally get married.

Roger: What about the two of us?

Qiu: Well water does not violate river water. The friendship between gentlemen is as light as water. Do you want to drink ice water?help yourself.

Roger: Tsk, that's too much, you obviously loved me once.

Qiu: You also know that was once?Once means the past, the past, no more, it's over, don't be entangled anymore.

Roger: But I think I still love you.

Qiu: Then you can play alone, I went on a date.

Roger: Can't make the appointment, the man is in the hospital.

Qiu: ...you're blackmailing me again!

Roger: Yau, let's talk.

Qiu: Don't talk about it, I drank Meng Po soup, and I forgot everything in my previous life in this life.

Roger: Why are you so awkward?

Qiu: I'm just stingy and narrow-minded. It's not like you don't know it.When Cupid chased Apollo and was rejected by Apollo, Cupid gave Apollo an arrow to break Apollo's love.I won't chase you for the rest of my life, why are you chasing me again?

Roger: Because I was shot by your arrow again.

Qiu: You touch porcelain!

Roger: It's true. I was wrong in the last life. I want to make up for you in this life. Don't let me fall in love again, okay?

Qiu: Then come here and let me hug you.

Roger: ...

The sun god drives a chariot across the sky every day, repeating for 1000 and 1 years, and he fills the world with warmth.But who knows how he spends his nights, what is he burning in the darkness?

High ginseng

Feilin: If you insist on calling us to meet and talk, is there any urgent matter in your inner courtyard?

Roger: That's a question.

Philip: Is my little angel eating up your family?

Roger: Not yet.

Feilin: Does that mean he fell in love with someone else?

Roger: Not yet.

Fili: What's that about?

Roger: He just doesn't cooperate with me.

Feilin: What aspects do you not cooperate with?

Roger: Of course in that respect...

Philip: Then what can you do with us?We are not his guardians.

Roger: Just wanted to ask your opinion.what do I do?

Film: In what capacity are you going to ask us for advice?

Roger: What identity?

Feilin: Are you going to ask the lieutenant general as the general or ask the brother-in-law as the brother-in-law?

Roger: Is there a difference?It's just you two anyway.

Philip: Of course there is a difference. If the brother-in-law asks the uncle, I can only say that you are not good enough if he doesn’t want you, you have to keep working hard.

Roger: What if the general asks the lieutenant general?

Philip: Sir, if negotiations fail to make a strong attack, decades of land occupation is a fait accompli.

Roger: Well, it really wasn't my own.

Flin Fili: ...

Sell

go to work.

The problem was found in a meeting.

Qiu: Why are all your attendants handsome, but only mine looks like Rise of the Planet of the Apes?

Roger: Our command needs a facade

Feilin: Our war department is always a handsome guy

Philip: Beauty in our intelligence department is a must for work

Qiu: Is our Ministry of Science and Technology supposed to be a combination of beasts?

Rogge, Flynn, Fili: We don't mind! ! ! ! !

Qiu: But I don't mind!

Roger: Your beasts will be sad when you say that.

Qiu: No, I also want some pretty boys to hang around me every day.

Ferring: Give him a dozen blow-up dolls.

Qiu: I want to be able to move.

Fili: Get him a dozen electric blow-up dolls.

Qiu: Hmph.

go to bed

Roger: Can you let your tree go to another house?

Qiu: Are you afraid that it will see it?

Rogge: It is more than watching, it also goes out to learn from others.

mound:……